Forever Strong  - Quotes

 Coach Larry Gelwix:
It's Important you know this upfront. You spend a whole lotta time in the gym, you eat right, you sleep enough and you work your tail off and someday, someday you'll have a body like mine.
 



Scary Movie 2  - Quotes

 Ray Wilkins:
Let's do something freaky...
Brenda Meeks:
Like what, Ray?
Ray Wilkins:
I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?
Brenda Meeks:
I don't know what to say, Ray.
Ray Wilkins:
C'mon, just make something up.
Brenda Meeks:
Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?
Ray Wilkins:
C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.
Brenda Meeks:
Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!
Ray Wilkins:
Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.
Brenda Meeks:
I'ma piss on face... and I'ma fart in your mouth, [shouting]
Brenda Meeks:
I'ma shit on these walls, Ray! [Ray looks disgusted]
Brenda Meeks:
...too dirty?
 

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Biggie Smalls  - Quotes

 Everything you get. You got to work hard for it. 

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Sister Act  - Quotes

 Sister Mary Patrick:
We did it! We actually sang a chord!
Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
I knew that.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Twice a week, couple hours.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Do you really think they could get better?
Sister Mary Clarence:
I don't know, they're pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick:
Oh please let us try.
Sister Mary Clarence:
This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Tell me about it.
 

Emma  - Quotes

 
[Talking about Mrs. Elton]
Emma:
She'd never seen him before, and she called him Knightley!
Harriet:
I saw her at church. She seemed...
Emma:
Vulgar? Base? Conceited? Crass? She actually seemed pleased to discover that Mr. Knightley was a gentleman. I doubt he'll return the compliment and find *her* a lady. She proposed that we form a *musical club*. Is it possible that Mr. Elton met her while doing charitable work in a mental infirmary? [sighs]
Emma:
There is only one thing to do with a person as impossible as she.
Harriet:
What?
Emma:
I must throw a party for her. Otherwise everyone will feel at once how much I dislike her.
 

Bridge to Terabithia  - Quotes

 Bill Burke:
You know, the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. That's Teddy Roosevelt said that, not me.
 

Garfield  - Quotes

 Garfield:
Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up. You can stop dreaming about me, because I'm here. Now just wake up. You got work to do. You're not just my owner, you're my primary caregiver. Now be a...
Jon Arbuckle:
Not now, Garfield. [Wraps arm around Garfield]
Garfield:
[choking] Get- A- Ah- Just- All right. Cut the sweet stuff. Easy now. Just- [breaks free]
Garfield:
Trying to cuddle with me, huh? Trying to avoid your duties, eh? Well, that just ain't gonna fly! It isn't gonna work with me. See, I'm getting my exercise, doin' my job. Just one quick CANNONBALL! [jumps from TV and hits Jon in the stomach]
Garfield:
Morning.
Jon Arbuckle:
Garfield!
 

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The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy  - Quotes

 Patrick:
Oh great! This is what I get for trying to be a friend.
Taylor:
Well we obviously have two different interpretations of that word!
Patrick:
What's that supposed to mean?
Taylor:
It means that when it comes to men, you delight in being the bearer of bad news for all of us. You can disguise it all you want under the guise of 'Patrick's Good Advice' but it ain't shit but a pin... trying to pop all of our relationship balloons! Yeah, I knew Paul was sleeping with other people, but he told me we'd work it out. He promised we'd work it out.
Patrick:
He lied!
 

Fred Claus  - Quotes

 Fred Claus:
You're gonna get hooked on that thing. I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you'll wake up, you're thirty-five, you're overweight, you're crying about your life in front of the soaps. I just did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends, play kick the can, do some athletic stuff, go to school, you're comfortable enough to play sports, you get a partial scholarship, you got any ethnic in your background, any ethnicity in your background? I bet you do. It's America, you know what I mean? Find out what it is and put that down on the application for college. Now all the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it. You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle with it or something. Be a lady. Maybe meet a guy while you're at school. And then you'll get pregnant with child, it works out with the guy, it doesn't work out with the guy, who cares? You're blessed to have that kid in your life. You're going to be athletic, you're going to be a moderate to lukewarm student, and you're gonna have a child before you graduate college. And who are you going to have to thank for all that? Not the big guy in the red suit, but your pal Fred.
Girl with Plasma TV:
Ugh!
Fred Claus:
Sometimes it hurts to grow.
 

Fanalysis  - Quotes

 Bruce Campbell:
[reading a letter from a fan] "Dear Bruce, not only are you talented but goddamn sexy, hope you're not offended by such a comment from another male and even if you are I couldn't give a shit. So keep up the good work and more shirtless scenes, thanks."
 

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Donnie Darko  - Quotes

 Donnie:
[in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
 

The Anarchist Cookbook  - Quotes

 Puck:
There is a path in life that is open to all Americans: work hard; study hard; sacrafice your youth; succeed at all costs; but anyone can buy into that.
 

The Devil Wears Prada  - Quotes

 Miranda Priestly:
Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course... worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don't know- disappointing and, um... stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls.
 

Joe Killionaire  - Quotes

 Sandy Beaches:
I work as an exotic dancer at night, and days for the post office. I've driven the mail naked on my pet moose, Ted, which is always good for some free Brewskies, eh!
 

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The Aviator  - Quotes

 Professor Fitz:
Well, the cumulonimbus formations about which you speak that look like...
Howard Hughes:
Giant breasts full of milk. I want clouds, damn it.
Professor Fitz:
Yes, clouds that look like giant breasts full of milk, cannot exactly be guaranteed for any particular occasion. So you might have to... to wait.
Howard Hughes:
Then we'll wait. Look, whatever they pay you at UCLA I'm doubling it, all right? You work for me now. Find some clouds. Find some clouds! Find me some clouds!
Hell's Angels Pilot:
Welcome to Hell's Angels.
 

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Memoirs of a Geisha  - Quotes

 Mameha:
[in voiceover] Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word "geisha" means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.
 

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Glory Road  - Quotes

 Coach Don Haskins:
[while recruiting Orsten Artis] Brother, without a little work I don't think you can get past an old timer like me
Orsten Artis:
Get past you... I will go past you, through you, over you, under you, around you. As a matter of fact I will spin you like a top, twist you in a pretzel, eat your lunch, steal your girl and kick your dog at the same time... pshh get past you.
 

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One Night with the King  - Quotes

 Hagai:
[in Xerxers’ chambers] Queen Vashti, your majesty. [steps aside, revealing the beautiful Queen]
King Xerxes:
Enter. [gathers his shirt and goes to her, kissing her hand]
King Xerxes:
The night’s festivities hold not your interests?
Queen Vashti:
It is long since you summoned me here. [looking at his work table]
Queen Vashti:
Your hands have not been idle.
King Xerxes:
Not idle... not gifted either.
Queen Vashti:
You do know why the Princes have asked you to extend the feasting another night.
King Xerxes:
[turning to leave] Your to late if you seek me to deny them, especially now. With such clamering to march upon Greece and avenge my father's death.
Queen Vashti:
[stopping him, pleading] How long have dreamt of molding Persia into a pillar of learning and culture? Afraid to make even the greatness of Greece buy a shadow. You know as well as I that this not something that is won in battle, but in the hearts of men.
King Xerxes:
[unbelieving] You would have me do nothing then?
Queen Vashti:
You're no warrior, no soldier... I'd have you stay... enhance your kingdom, preserve your thrown. [hesitates and leaves]
 

The Crucible  - Quotes

 Betty Parris:
I want my mama.
Abigail Williams:
Your mama's dead and buried.
Betty Parris:
I'll find her! Let me fly! Mama! No!
Abigail Williams:
Why are you doing this? I told you, he knows now.
Betty Parris:
You drank blood Abby. Did you tell him that? [Abby slaps Betty]
Abigail Williams:
Don't you ever say that again!
Betty Parris:
You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor! [Abby throws Betty on the bed and starts hitting her]
Abigail Williams:
Shut up! All of you. We danced. That is all, and mark this, if anyone breathe a word or the edge of a word about the other things, I will come to you in the black of some terrible night, and I will bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents' heads on the pillow next to mine. And I have seen some reddish work done at night. And I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down!
 

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Batman Forever  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Dr. Chase Meridian:
Don't work too late.
 

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls  - Quotes

 Ace:
You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.
Vincent Cadby:
Very impressive... might I ask, how?
Ace:
Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan. [Ace gasps for air]
Vincent Cadby:
And my work habits?
Ace:
Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.
 

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Best Week Ever  - Quotes

 Nick Kroll:
Hello, I'm a Mac.
Christian Finnegan:
And I'm a PC.
Nick Kroll:
Oh righteous, you've got an iPod!
Christian Finnegan:
Yes, it works with my PC. I also enjoy listening to songs.
Nick Kroll:
Well you should check out iPhoto, iMovie, iWeb, they all work like iTunes. You know it's like iLife. It comes with every Mac.
Christian Finnegan:
Have you ever heard of You Shut?
Nick Kroll:
No, what is that? Some PC program that competes with Mac?
Christian Finnegan:
No. You Shut the f**k up you pompous pr*ck or I'll shove this iPod up your ass.
Nick Kroll:
That's like a really long name for a software program.
Christian Finnegan:
Yeah.
 

Without a Trace  - Quotes

 
[On the phone with Barry Mashburn]
Barry Mashburn:
I-I-I don't need anymore false promises.
Jack Malone:
What are you talking about? We just started talking. There's no false promises here. What are you talking about?
Barry Mashburn:
Let's just say people are liars, Jack.
Jack Malone:
Okay, let's just say that people are liars. Let's just say that. But I'm not, okay? You know why I'm not? Because I have to keep my credibility. If I lie, I lose my credibility with you and that's not good, because we have to work this out together. You understand? We have to work this thing out together.
 

Men in Black II  - Quotes

 Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed, the Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed.
Zed:
Good work
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black?
Zed:
Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program. I'll keep you posted.
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Wait a minute! That's not what you promised me!
Zed:
You're breaking up, can't hear you.
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed! Hello? Zed?
Zed:
I'll call you back [starts walking away]
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
I could be Agent M!
 

Notting Hill  - Quotes

 Bella:
The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. no one knows why some things work out and some things don't. Why some of us are lucky and some of us get...
 

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Hamlet  - Quotes

 Hamlet:
What a piece of work is man. How noble in reason. How infinite in faculty. In form and moving how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel. In apprehension, how like a God. The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust. Man delights not me.
 

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Edward Scissorhands  - Quotes

 Officer Allen:
Will he be OK, Doc?
Psychologist:
The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
Officer Allen:
But will he be all right out there?
Psychologist:
Oh yeah, he'll be fine.
 

Art School Confidential  - Quotes

 Professor Sandiford:
Now Eno, why haven't you been doing the assignments?
Eno:
Frankly, I find them constricting and largely irrelevant. My work has nothing to with form or light or color, but with questioning the nature of aesthetic experience.
Professor Sandiford:
I'll buy that.
 

Alec Baldwin  - Quotes

 [on Tina Fey] Tina is smart, funny, beautiful... Devoted, tough, respected... Now if she'd only work on her posture. 

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Adventureland  - Quotes

 James Brennan:
I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel:
We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.
 

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The Holiday  - Quotes

 Graham:
Long distance relationships can work, you know.
Amanda:
Really? I can't make one work when I live in the same house with someone.
 

Dracula 2000  - Quotes

 Solina:
Does English charm work on English women?
Simon Sheppard:
Why not, Solina? One reason.
Solina:
I don't date men that I work with.
 

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The Princess and the Frog  - Quotes

 Princess Tiana:
[She and Naveen are floating above trees by balloons] Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
Prince Naveen:
He was very charismatic!
Princess Tiana:
[groans] It serves me right for wishing on stars. The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
Prince Naveen:
Hard work? Why... why would a princess need to work hard?
Princess Tiana:
Huh? Oh, I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
Prince Naveen:
A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me!
Princess Tiana:
I - I never said I was a princess.
Prince Naveen:
You never said you were a w- a waitress! You were wearing a crown!
Princess Tiana:
It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
Prince Naveen:
Oh, oh yes, oh ye-? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches!
Princess Tiana:
[shocked] What?
Prince Naveen:
I am completely broke! Hahaha! [branches begin popping the balloons]
Prince Naveen:
Uh oh...
 

Half Baked  - Quotes

 Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface:
Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface:
I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian:
No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
 

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Failure to Launch  - Quotes

 Kit:
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula:
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit:
[sarcastically] Yeah!
 

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Poltergeist: The Legacy  - Quotes

 opening credits narrator:
Since the beginning of time, mankind has existed between the world of light and the world of darkness. This journal chronicles the work of our secret society known as the Legacy, created to protect the innocent from those creatures that inhabit the shadows and the night.
 

The Big Lebowski  - Quotes

 The Big Lebowski:
Are you employed, sir?
The Dude:
Employed?
The Big Lebowski:
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude:
Is this a... what day is this?
The Big Lebowski:
Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind...
The Dude:
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
 

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World  - Quotes

 Albert Brooks:
Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.
 

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Bring It On  - Quotes

 Sparky:
[the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect] You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
 

The Paradigm Shift  - Quotes

 Arthur Collins:
For your homework assignment... you shall devise a feasible plan to assassinate the President of the United States of America. Be creative. Cite your sources. But avoid doing it during class. Political assassinations are not grounds for absence without a note.
 

Trembling Before G-d  - Quotes

 Rabbie Meir Fund:
...so the Jew who is gay by choice... work like made to overcome it... a Jew who is, as we might say, wall-to-wall gay... I will hold his hand, figuratively,... and do the best I can to give him strength to serve G-d.
 

Brokeback Mountain  - Quotes

 Cassie Cartwright:
Just finished my shift. Wanna dance?
Ennis Del Mar:
I was just on my way to the...
Cassie Cartwright:
[takes his arm and leads to dance floor] I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright.
Ennis Del Mar:
Ennis.
Ennis Del Mar:
Del Mar.
Ennis Del Mar:
[after dance] No more dancin' for me, I hope.
Cassie Cartwright:
You're off the hook; my feet hurt. [takes off shoes]
Ennis Del Mar:
Hard work is it?
Cassie Cartwright:
Drunks like you, demandin' beer after beer. Smokin'. Gets tiresome.
Cassie Cartwright:
So... What do you do Ennis Del Mar?
Ennis Del Mar:
Earlier today I was castrating calves.
Cassie Cartwright:
Ugh. [places her bare feet in his lap]
Ennis Del Mar:
What are you doing?
Cassie Cartwright:
Tryin' to get a foot rub, dummy.
Ennis Del Mar:
All right. [rubs feet]
Ennis Del Mar:
That good?
 

Three Kings  - Quotes

 
[Walter's wearing night-vision goggles in broad daylight]
Troy Barlow:
Hey, would you take those fucking things off?
Walter:
I never got to use night-vision.
Troy Barlow:
They do not work during the day!
Walter:
Yeah, they kinda work.
 

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Forget Paris  - Quotes

 Andy:
Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.
 

Extraordinary Measures  - Quotes

 Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK! [from trailer]
 

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Freddy vs. Jason  - Quotes

 
[In Jason's dream]
Mrs. Pamela Voorhees:
[to Jason] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE. [after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger:
I've been away from my children for far too long.
 

Friends  - Quotes

 Ross:
You guys won't believe what I have to do for work today!
Chandler:
Yes, but Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
 

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Quills  - Quotes

 Renee Pelagie:
Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
Dr. Royer-Collard:
My schedule is not subject to the whim of lunatics.
Renee Pelagie:
I beg to differ, you work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.
 

Undercover Brother  - Quotes

 The Chief:
I'm tired of you disrespecting me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your black-ass?
Undercover Brother:
Because I... don't... work for you?
The Chief:
SHUT UP! Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!
 

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Detroit Rock City  - Quotes

 Father Phillip McNulty:
I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realised that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys.
 

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Air Force One  - Quotes

 National Security Advisor Jack Doherty:
[to Ivan] The Vice President in this case is like the Queen of England. You can't even buy airline tickets without talking to someone like me. Therfore, let me speak to The White House because I can assure you, I'm the one person who can make this all work out.
 

The Wrestler  - Quotes

 Randy 'The Ram' Robinson:
I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.
 

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl  - Quotes

 Governor Swann:
Do pass my compliments on to your master.
Will Turner:
I shall. [pauses]
Will Turner:
A craftsman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated.
 

Gun Shy  - Quotes

 Fulvio Nesstra:
I'm very good at reading what's in a person's eyes.
Charlie:
That's nice.
Fulvio Nesstra:
I'm reading yours right now.
Charlie:
Yeah? What do they say?
Fulvio Nesstra:
They say you're sleepy. But I can't figure out is it's too much drugs sleepy, too much work sleepy or I'm so fucking bored sleepy. Maybe you've got that weird fucking sleepy disease. Narco-sleepy. Something sleepy.
 

Dogma  - Quotes

 Gun Salesman:
We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
Loki:
Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby:
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki:
Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby:
What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki:
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby:
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki:
Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
 

Space Ghost Coast to Coast  - Quotes

 Space Ghost:
[to Master Shake] You need to chill out, and shut your lid cup, or else it'll be time to shake it up! [pause]
Space Ghost:
And the drinks are on me. [pause]
Space Ghost:
Cause I'm tired of milking this shake. And there's no... free refills this time. [pause]
Space Ghost:
Excuse me Mam but the machine seems to be out of ice and, I just purchased this. [longer pause]
Space Ghost:
Let me, let me rework this.
 

Garden State  - Quotes

 Andrew Largeman:
Place looks good.
Gideon Largeman:
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it.
Andrew Largeman:
Really?
Gideon Largeman:
Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that.
 

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Malcolm in the Middle  - Quotes

 Francis:
[finds cadet Finley in a cupboard] Finley, what are you doing in here?
Cadet Finley:
Poquito Cabeza!
Francis:
Get out of there.
Cadet Finley:
I can't. I've been marked by the Brothers of the Apocalypse!
Francis:
Please. Five seniors with limited imaginations.
Cadet Finley:
Easy for you to say. You've got Stanley protecting you, and you're not holding Poquito Cabeza.
Francis:
Would you stop saying "Poquito Cabeza" so much?
Cadet Finley:
I can't. Poquito Cabeza! Would you turn in my math homework for me?
Francis:
[erasing Finley's name and writing his own] Poor Finley. He's good at math, right?
Brothers of the Apocalypse:
[chanting] Finley, Boom-ba-yay. Finley, Boom-ba-yay.
Cadet Finley:
[gets carried away by gang] Oh, no. Aaaah!
Cadet Stanley:
Hold it. Fruit Loops? [Finley hands him a cereal box]
Cadet Stanley:
Continue.
Cadet Finley:
[as gang continues to chant] No! No! No!
 

Hamlet 2  - Quotes

 Dana Marschz:
I work for gas money! That's why I'm always on rollerskates.
 

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Varsity Blues  - Quotes

 Bud Kilmer:
The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.
 


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