Senior Ed Bloom:
I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo, they speak only French.
Josephine:
Really?
Senior Ed Bloom:
You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.
Will Bloom:
Why not religion, Dad?
Senior Ed Bloom:
It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.
Will Bloom:
Josephine actually went to the Congo last year.
Senior Ed Bloom:
Oh, so you know.
Captain John Smith:
[voice over] They are gentle, loving, faithful, lacking in all guile and trickery. The words denoting lying, deceit, greed, envy, slander, and forgiveness have never been heard. They have no jealousy, no sense of possesion. Real, what I thought a dream.
Raphael:
[Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!
Leonardo:
Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?
Raphael:
Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Leonardo:
HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael:
And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!
Leonardo:
YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly... [sternly]
Leonardo:
I'm better than you.
Raphael:
[laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother? [pulls out his sais]
Raphael:
I'd have to disagree with you on that one. [he gets into a stance]
Leonardo:
Don't do this, Raph.
Raphael:
I'm done takin' orders. [Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]
Marshal Biggs:
This is hinky, this guy's a college graduate, he went to medical school, he's not gonna come through all the security, go to the county lockup, to find someone his one people say does not exist. Hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Well, what does that mean Biggs, 'hinky'?
Marshal Biggs:
I don't know. Strange.
Marshal Henry:
Weird.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Well, why don't you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.
Marshal Biggs:
Well, we say hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.
Marshal Biggs:
[sotto voice] How about 'bullshit?' How about 'bullshit', Sam?
Adam:
Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker... [Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine]
Iggy:
...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed...
Johnny:
Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan. [Iggy looks at Him Discouragingly]
Johnny:
You're not Asian.
Iggy:
Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.
