Dirty Love - Quotes

 Carrie:
Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.
 

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The Slaughter - Quotes

 Carl Stevens:
[to She Demon] Holy shit... spirit made flesh, huh? Uhm. I'm rich. You seem a woman of means. Let's talk business. With my money, and your, well-uh... hell-spun powers of evil, we could go places, babe. Think about it.
 

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Dolores Claiborne - Quotes

 Selena St. George:
[when leaving her mother] I'm sorry, Mother. Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has hold onto.
 

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - Quotes

 Borat:
[referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
 

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Leap of Faith - Quotes

 Jonas:
A woman is like a slingshot. The greater the resistance, the further you can get with her.
 

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Without a Trace - Quotes

 
[a woman is suspected of having an affair with the missing man]
Suspect:
It's called friendship. It's like therapy for poor people.
 

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Life as a House - Quotes

 George:
You're the most beautiful woman I have ever known.
Robin:
What?
George:
Not just physically. Even your anger's perfect.
 

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Puccini for Beginners - Quotes

 Allegra:
It's hell being alone.
Woman on Bench:
No honey, hell is other people.
 

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Their Eyes Were Watching God - Quotes

 Tea Cake:
Oh, Janie, you're the kind o' woman that'll make a man forget to grow old.
 

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Fight Club - Quotes

 Tyler Durden:
My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
Narrator:
Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden:
So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator:
Same here.
Tyler Durden:
Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator:
I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden:
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
 

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Scary Movie - Quotes

 Beauty Pageant MC:
[singing] Here she is. Miss Teen, she's so fine. Such lovely tits... [Buffy rips the crown and flowers out of the previous winner's hands]
Buffy Gilmore:
Give me my crown, bitch.
Beauty Pageant MC:
[singing] ... and a great behind. There she is, doggy style anytime. And I'll do her behind behind and behind. Oh, there she is. She loves 69... [a woman hurls a vase of flowers at Buffy, knocking her offstage]
 

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Up in the Air - Quotes

 Alex Goran:
I am the woman that you don't have to worry about.
Ryan Bingham:
Sounds like a trap.
 

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Monster - Quotes

 Aileen:
[after being sentenced to death] Thank you, judge. And may you rot in hell! Sending a *raped* woman to death! And you all... you're a bunch of scum that's what you are!
 

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Private Parts - Quotes

 
[after winning a student film competition]
Howard Stern:
I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.
 

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Keeping the Faith - Quotes

 Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Who is the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
That's easy. Anna Reilly, eighth grade. No question.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
You got it.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
What? She called you? Anna Reilly called you?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah. Totally out of the blue.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Why?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
'Cause she's coming to New York, uh, for work... and she wanted to get together with us. She just looked me up.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Really? Anna Reilly. What is she doing now?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
She - She's, like, analyzing synergies, or synergising analogies, or, or some such thing. I couldn't follow it. She's, like, this very high-powered business - You know.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Woman?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Woman, yes. Thank you.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Wow. And you told her about us?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah. She flipped, in a - in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Man, that is so cool.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I know.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I wonder why she called you.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
What do you mean?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
No, I mean, she called you.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
What, are you in the eighth grade still?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
What? That's a legitimate question. I just - I mean, we're both listed.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Finn before Schram, okay? You're ridiculous.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
That's a good point. Alphabetical.
 

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Crossing Jordan - Quotes

 
[a woman is running a brothel under the disguise of a modeling agency]
Madam:
You know, we're starting a men's division, Detective Hoyt. In case you're ever interested in making some extra cash...
Woody:
I'll keep that in mind.
Bug:
What about me?
 

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Two Can Play That Game - Quotes

 Shanté Smith:
Hmm, men. They like a woman in public....and a freak in private.
 

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Emma - Quotes

 Emma Woodhouse:
Hmm, you dismiss her beauty and good nature, yet I would be very much mistaken, if your sex in general, does not think those claims the highest a woman could possess!
 

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Love and a Bullet - Quotes

 Malik Bishop:
So, this is what it all comes down to, huh? Me, about to put a slug into a woman whose only crime was being loved by a nut-case gangster, wanna-be-white-Martin-Luther-King-on-crack. And now, all those feelings was coming out strange and foreign, forcing their way out of me like a bad burrito or something.
 

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Good Morning, Miami - Quotes

 Claire:
Trust me. I have the wisdom of a woman twice my age.
Jake:
That means nothing, you claim to be a woman half your age. So your saying you have the wisdom of a woman your age.
Claire:
Thats right, thirty-nine.
 

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The Mirror Has Two Faces - Quotes

 Rose Morgan:
Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire:
Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose Morgan:
Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire:
Too many Sno Balls.
Rose Morgan:
Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire:
Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.
 

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Intolerable Cruelty - Quotes

 Miles Massey:
Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.
Marylin Rexroth:
"Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard they make no battery".
Miles Massey:
"Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?".
Marylin Rexroth:
Now, you didn't ask me here to pick me up? You could be disbarred for that.
Miles Massey:
Maybe I'm reckless.
 

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Happy Accidents - Quotes

 Sam Deed:
You know, I've never told a woman the things I've told you. You are the first and... the only. You're... the one and only. You know... I... I... I feel like... ah... I feel like my whole life has just been a journey into your arms.
 

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The Wedding Singer - Quotes

 Robbie:
[Robbie notices Julia's fiancee is flirting with another woman across the room, so he tries to provoke him to talk] That is one fine piece of ass right there, hm?
Glenn:
That's Grade A top choice meat!
Robbie:
Yeah, I'd just like to bite right through that thing, arg!
Glenn:
[Glenn starts laughing in agreement]
Robbie:
Yeah but we can't get chicks like that now. We're too old.
Glenn:
Speak for yourself, man. I can still get chicks like that.
Robbie:
Not that hot right?
Glenn:
Gotten hotter.
Robbie:
Ten years ago!
Glenn:
Try ten *days* ago.
Robbie:
Really... As hot as that?
Glenn:
Hotter, and younger.
Robbie:
How do you do it, man? I mean how do you do it without getting caught?
Glenn:
Julia's completely preoccupied with the wedding. She doesn't know what's going on.
Robbie:
Yeah, but you know what sucks though? Once you get married, the party's over, right?
Glenn:
I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.
 

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M. Butterfly - Quotes

 Song Liling:
Under the robes, beneath everything, it was always me. Tell me you adore me.
Rene Gallimard:
How could you, who understood me so well, make such a mistake? You've shown me your true self, and what I love was the lie, perfect lie, that's been destroyed.
Song Liling:
You never really loved me.
Rene Gallimard:
I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.
 

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M. Butterfly - Quotes

 Rene Gallimard:
You made me see the beauty of the story, of her death. It's, it's pure sacrifice. He's not worthy of it, but what can she do? She loves him so much. It's very beautiful.
Song Liling:
Well, yes, to a Westerner.
Rene Gallimard:
I beg your pardon?
Song Liling:
It's one of your favorite fantasies, isn't it? The submissive Oriental woman and the cruel white man.
 

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Kingdom of Heaven - Quotes

 Sybilla:
[walking] Do you fear being with me?
Balian of Ibelin:
No. [stops]
Balian of Ibelin:
And yes.
Sybilla:
[laughs] A woman in my place has two faces; one for the world, and one which she wears in private. With you I'll be only Sibylla.
Sybilla:
[hears a noise and turns her head. A servant hides behind a wall] Tiberias thinks me unpredictable. I am unpredictable.
 

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The Long Kiss Goodnight - Quotes

 
[showing his knife to a woman and her kids]
Timothy:
You're about to have 2.4 children.
 

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Without a Trace - Quotes

 Cruz, Mexican Federale:
[while driving after Lucy Costin ran away] What sort of Cuban name is "Taylor" anyway?
Danny:
You like to tell jokes? I got a joke for you; How many Mexican Federales does it take to keep one American woman in a hotel room?
Cruz, Mexican Federale:
Why don't you go back to your country and let us do our jobs?
Danny:
You know what, if you could do your job... I would be in my country. Yeah, but unfortunatley I got to come here to do your job...
 

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Crash - Quotes

 Anthony:
Look around! You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us! Are we dressed like gang-bangers? Huh? No. Do we look threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared around here, it's us: We're the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So you tell me, why aren't we scared?
Peter:
Because we have guns?
Anthony:
You could be right.
 

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Anger Management - Quotes

 Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Dave assaulted a female flight attendant.
Stacy:
Nice.
Gina:
I bet you beat her good.
Dave Buznik:
i didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
Chuck:
Liar, Bullshiter... you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it because you're a deluded piece of garbage!
 

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Anna and the King - Quotes

 King Mongkut:
[to Anna] When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.
 

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The Odyssey - Quotes

 Eurymachus:
[Odysseus has started to kill the suitors who are locked in a room with him] Wait, wait! What is our crime? We treated your wife as a queen. We lived off you're land, that can be replaced. We did not kill anybody.
Odysseus:
Your crime is that you tried to steal my world. The world I built with my hands, and my sweat...
Eurymachus:
Now, anyone...
Odysseus:
And my blood. The world that I shared with a woman who bore me my son, and no one will ever take that from me. Now you will die to a man in a river of blood.
 

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Quotes

 
[points a gun at a woman in an elevator]
The Baroness:
Get out! GET OUT! [woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as the elevator doors close:]
The Baroness:
Nice shoes.
 

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Stitch! The Movie - Quotes

 Pleakley:
Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us come home with her this time! [Jumba and Pleakley watch the GCW's ship blast off]
Pleakley:
[sigh] I'll get the wig...
 

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Rent - Quotes

 Joanne:
[sings] Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Five hundred twenty-five thousand journeys to plan. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
 

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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - Quotes

 General Hein:
Report any aberrant behavior in Dr. Ross to the Major immediately.
Grey:
"Aberrant behavior," sir?
General Hein:
The woman carries an alien infection. It may be clouding her judgment. They may be manipulating her for their very own purposes.
Grey:
Is the General suggesting Dr. Ross is a spy?
General Hein:
The General is wondering why he's explaining himself to a Captain.
 

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EuroTrip - Quotes

 Jenny:
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
Christoph:
No, please Jenny, it is not like that. I also sleep with men.
 

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The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy - Quotes

 Leslie:
You see, I told you we should've just drugged him and jerked him off.
Patrick:
Drugged me and... is this the woman that you want to become a mother with?
Anne:
She's serious, too.
 

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Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road - Quotes

 Neal Oliver:
[voice over] Mr. Cody had rather unique tastes in audio stimulation.
Woman on radio:
The choice is clear. The Arion 620, the American-made car for the American driver.
Bob Cody:
That's a lie. The Arion engines are made in Japan.
Man on radio:
Kill Signal, the movie everyone's talking about, from Weber Films.
Bob Cody:
[laughs] That's another lie. You're not talking about it.
Another man on radio:
We're the U.S. post office, and we care.
Bob Cody:
Oh! That's the biggest whopper of all.
 

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Don Juan DeMarco - Quotes

 Don Juan:
Every woman is a mystery to be solved.
 

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Mighty Joe Young - Quotes

 Elegant Woman at Party:
She reminds me of somebody, but I can't think who it is.
Gentleman at Party:
You, when we first met.
 

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The Hangover - Quotes

 Stu Price:
[playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, [stops suddenly]
Stu Price:
well then we're shit out of luck.
 

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Good Luck Chuck - Quotes

 Woman in Car:
[pulls out a condom from her bra] Do you want top or bottom?
Charlie:
Put that back in your secret boobie place.
 

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Beyond the Sea - Quotes

 Bobby Darin:
[after losing the Oscar] Melvyn Douglas is married to a Congress woman and I'm married to Tammy.
Sandra Dee:
Well, it took 40 years for Melvyn Douglas to get a supporting actor's face. You should be happy you did in just two.
 

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Descendant - Quotes

 Edgar Allan Poe:
I wrote that for a woman I loved. The woman of my dreams she was... Lenore.
 

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Notorious C.H.O. - Quotes

 Margaret:
I learned everything I know about being a woman from gay men. I learned all about sex from gay men. I kind of have sex like a gay man. I act like a gay man most of the time, actually.
 

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Quotes

 
[Frodo awakens to hear Aragorn singing in the dark]
Frodo:
Who is she? This woman you sing of?
Aragorn:
'Tis the Lay of Lúthien. The Elf-maiden who gave her love to Beren, a mortal.
Frodo:
What happened to her?
Aragorn:
She died. [He sighs, turns back to Frodo]
Aragorn:
Get some sleep, Frodo.
 

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Stepmom - Quotes

 Isabel:
Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll think, "I wish my mom were here."
Jackie Harrison:
And my fear is... she won't.
 

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The Fog - Quotes

 Father Malone:
So now you know.
Elizabeth Williams:
That our forefathers murdered every man, woman and child on the Elizabeth Dane? And this town was built on nothing but lies?
Father Malone:
And now they've come for revenge.
 

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Any Given Sunday - Quotes

 Commissioner:
[of Christina Pagniacci] I honestly believe that woman would eat her own young.
 

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The First Wives Club - Quotes

 Elise:
Annie, you choose. Who's your friend? Me or Brenda?
Brenda:
Yeah, for once in your life make a decision? Who's your friend? Some Beverly Hills science project?
Elise:
Or a woman with her own aisle at the supermarket?
 

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No Burgers for Bigfoot - Quotes

 Michael Justice:
[to elderly woman crying at a grave] Excuse me, ma'am. We're actually shooting a film over there and you're in our shot. Could you maybe go cry at one of the other graves?
 

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - Quotes

 Borat:
[referring to Pamela Anderson's character in "Baywatch"] This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.
 

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Chocolat - Quotes

 Père Henri:
[hearing confession] What else?
Guillaume Blerot:
Impure thoughts. The woman who runs the chocolaterie...
Père Henri:
Vianne Rocher?
Guillaume Blerot:
She suggested I buy chocolate sea shells for the widow Audel. And, well... I guess that got me to thinking, about the widow Audel.
Père Henri:
At her age? At *your* age?
Guillaume Blerot:
Yes, and yes.
 

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Open Range - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
She ought not to sneak up like that.
Charley Waite:
She weren't sneaking. I scared that woman half to death.
Boss Spearman:
Scared me a little bit too.
 

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Mr. Deeds - Quotes

 
[Deeds' rescue is warped and seen on the news as a twisted perversion]
Babe:
He risked his life to save that woman and her pets! He was heroic!
Mac McGrath:
[shrugs] Heroic is good, but depravity and scandals sell better.
 

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Quotes

 Ulysses Everett McGill:
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
 

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Lone Star - Quotes

 Mickey:
Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?
Cliff:
They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...
Mickey:
Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.
 

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Trancers 5: Sudden Deth - Quotes

 Jack Deth:
I'm beginning to think that a woman isn't a real woman unless she makes you want to smack her in the chops. Not doing it makes you a real man.
 

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