Dave Robicheaux: Your meter's runnin' Julie. I wanna talk about that murdered girl we found south of town. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: Which girl is that? Dave Robicheaux: Cherry LeBlanc. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: I guess I ain't heard about it. Dave Robicheaux: You don't read the newspapers. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: I been busy. Dave Robicheaux: Uhm hm. I can see that. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: We used to be friends Dave. I even maybe did you a favor once. I'm gonna line it out for you and for any locals that wanna get the wax out their ears. Louisiana is flat ass broke. New Orleans is a mortuary. The bottom of a toilet's got more appeal than this shit hole on the bayou. So they better wake up to the fact that we're droppin' close to 40 million dollars in Iberia Parish. They don't like the name 'Balboni' around here? We'll move the whole fuckin' movie over to Mississippi. See how that floats with all those coonass jack-offs in the Chamber of Commerce. Dave Robicheaux: You in the movie business now. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: Yeah. I'm producin' 'White Doves' with Michael Goldman. Whatcha think about that? Dave Robicheaux: I'm sure everybody wishes you success, Julie. Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni: I'm a do a baseball movie next. You wanna part in it?
Peter Bretter: [singing] Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.
Walter Sobchak: Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
Ambassador Reed: Your attorney, Shen Yuelin, is a the guard station. She wishes to see you. Ed Pratt: I would advise no contact. It will only make things harder for her. Jack Moore: What are you talking about? Ed Pratt: Yuelin put up your guarantee. Jack Moore: I thought the embassy put it up. Ed Pratt: No. Ambassador Reed: In China, bail has nothing to do with money. It's reputation. To have you released today so that she could prepare a defense, Shen Yuelin put up her career, her future. Ed Pratt: It was really quite unique.
Lo: A faithful heart makes wishes come true.
Chili Palmer: You had a bad day, huh? Karen Flores: I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The director said that I was incapable of reaching the emotional core of the character. Chili Palmer: What? Well, obviously he didn't see you in "Bride of the Mutant." Karen Flores: You saw that one? Chili Palmer: When you turn to the alien mother, and you tell her that her time on earth is finished, Joan Crawford, on her best day, wishes that she had, in her day, the emotion and the intensity that you brought to that scene.
Huey: Wait a second. What about our wishes? Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake? Huey: Oh, come on! You can't fool us! A genie is supposed to grant wishes. Webby: That's three wishes for every master. Genie: Oh, geez! Everyone remembers that part.
Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: So this fella's out ridin' his horse when he comes across this sidewinder curled up on the side of the road... Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [rolling a cigarette] Snake? Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Yeah. A rattlesnake. Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: I know what it is. Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Well goddammit, you asked, let me tell it. Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [lights his smoke] Tell it, then. Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Alright, then. So the fella pulls his pistol to shoot this snake when the snake rears up and says "Now hold on, amigo. I'm a magic snake. You leather that bean-shooter and let me go, I'll grant you three wishes." Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: The snake says this? Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Goddammit, yes! Will you pay fuckin' attention? Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: Well... it's just that I never heard of no snake grantin' wishes before, is all. Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: You ever heard a snake talk at all? Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: Alright, just tell it. Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Alright, then. So this fella says, "Well, OK. I ain't never had no luck baitin' ladies. I reckon I'd close the deal a lot swifter if I was to have the good looks of one of them high steppin' stage actors, the muscles of a prizefighter, and well, the dick of this here horse I'm riding... Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [blows smoke] He was ridin' a mare. Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: [looks at Tope, disbelieving] . Y'know... just when I get to hatin' you a little less in my mind... my foot starts to hurt [indicates the foot Tope shot him in] Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: .
Lucian: I have no wish to remove one shackle from around your necks, only to replace them with one of my own. You'll have a choice: you can run and hide, or you can stay and fight. Any man who fights with me shall have his freedom and, if he wishes it; immortality.
'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money? Tara: [buzzes] I do! 'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins? Tara: [buzzes] I do! 'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian? Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!
Francis: Well, look at that - 8:00 already. Way past my bed time. Where do I sleep? Grandma Ida: You're sitting on it. Francis: Does it turn into a bed? Grandma Ida: Yes, it becomes a bed. [sarcastically] Grandma Ida: It's a special magic sofa. It opens up for magic, lazy boy. And angels come out feed you grapes and sing to you while you sleep, and it flies around the room, granting wishes to boys who are stupid. Francis: All right! It doesn't fold out!
Isabella Linton: Take care, Ellen. He wishes to provoke Edgar to desperation. I'll die first. The single pleasure I can imagine is to die, or see him dead.
Kevin: Everyone knows that birthday wishes are the only ones with any real validity.
Genie: So what'll it be, master? Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right? Genie: [imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo. Aladdin: Like? Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody. [cuts his head off] Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2! [fixes his head] Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. [smooches Aladdin] Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3! [turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre] Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [he returns to normal] Genie: Other than that, you got it!
The Devil: Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul?
Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.
Igor: Thought you'd seen the last of me did you? Van Helsing: On the contrary I've been rather looking forward to this. Igor: You are too kind my friend. Everyone wishes they'd seen the last of me. Take the Valerious for example. Like you, they show me far too little respect. Van Helsing: Oh come, it's not that I don't respect you Igor. I just don't like you.
Helen Sinclair: No, no, don't speak. Don't speak. Please don't speak. Please don't speak. No. No. No. Go. Go, gentle Scorpio, go. Your Pisces wishes you every happy return. David Shayne: Just one... Helen Sinclair: Don't speak.
Dewey: [referring to Merlock] He can't still be alive. Louie: He'd be ancient. Huey: Yeah, older than Uncle Scrooge, even. Genie: Yes, except his first wish was to live for ever. Huey: Oh! Good wisher! Genie: No! Bad wisher! You don't know! He made me do the worst things. Dewey: Like what? Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't make any reservations! Then down she went! Poor Pompei! Mount Vesuvius would never had blown it's top if Merlock hadn't blown his! Louie: But what are you worried about? He used up all his wishes. Genie: But that's just it - Merlock has unlimited wishes, because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers... and when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now you see why I'm a little jumpy? Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman? Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'll have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck! Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now. Dewey: Yeah, he has no idea your here with us. Huey: And that's the way it's going to stay.
Hale: [Ralph has referred to Princess Anna as a 'fox'] I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting. King Gustav: Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes. Ralph Jones: Well, I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another. King Gustav: Really? That often? You must have collected several tails. Ralph Jones: [shocked] Well, I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with. King Gustav: No, I suppose not. Ralph Jones: Yeah, once I got a steady girl, that put an end to it. King Gustav: She did not like fox hunting? Ralph Jones: Of course not! Anna's not into it, is she? King Gustav: Oh, yes! She loves it! Most royals do.
Cecil: Your mama thought you were golden so we named you after yellow flowers and corn. This is you here... [cuts some purslane from garden] Cecil: ...pretty, golden purslane. Pursy Will: Purslane's really a weed, you know. A neighbor told me when I was 9 and I ran over his tomato plants. He said all gardeners hate purslane. Cecil: Yeah, and dandelions. Doesn't stop kids from making wishes on 'em.
Geoffrey Jellineck: If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola.
Henry Hill: [first lines - quoting] One of my wishes is that those dark trees, so old and firm they scarcely show the breeze, were not, as 'twere, the merest mask of gloom, but stretched away unto the edge of doom. / I should not be withheld but that some day into their vastness I should steal away, fearless of ever finding open land, or highway where the slow wheel pours the sand. / I do not see why I should e'er turn back, or those should not set forth upon my track to overtake me, who should miss me here and long to know if still I held them dear. / They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Into My Own, Robert Frost, 1913
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