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Adele Corners:
Will you tell me more about California?
Early Grayce:
Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. One thing, people think faster out there on the account of all that warm weather. Cold weather makes people stupid. That's a fact.
Adele Corners:
I guess that explains why there's so many stupid people around here.
Early Grayce:
It sure does. You know what else? You never have to buy no fruit on account it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month. How will that be with you, momma?
Adele Corners:
What are we going to do out there, Early?
Early Grayce:
By God the first thing we're going to do is get us ! a couple of six-packs of Lucky Lager and we're going to climb up to that famous Hollywood sign. We're going to howl at the moon, goddamn it. [howls]
Early Grayce:
Yeah, just like that.
Adele Corners:
I heard once that there ain't nothing on that old moon except some little golf balls the astronauts left behind.
Early Grayce:
Nah, that ain't right. That's bullshit. The government be sending people there all the time. Just don't want us to know about it.

Howard Stern:
Irene, the weather girl! Irene, are you there? [on the phone]
Leather Weather Lady:
It's cold. *Real* cold. But your ass is gonna be plenty hot when I give you a good hard butt whippin'! Tongue! [puts out her cigarette on the tongue of the rubberbound man]
Leather Weather Lady:
What do you think about that? Turns you on, doesn't it? You little maggot!
Rubberbound Man:
Yeah.
Howard Stern:
Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Leather Weather Lady:
Shut up.
Howard Stern:
We hope to hear from you tomorrow. Give us some more weather!
Leather Weather Lady:
Bite me, you loser!

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Uncle Vester:
Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I try to please her poppa all the time; wen' out my *way* to please her poppa. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having." He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might rain." I said, "Nice tie you got on." "You can't say that; wife try to choke me with it." Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People who don't like ya for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM against the wall, with handcuffs on and crazy glue on their lips!

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George Wilson:
[angry about Alice Mitchell's cancelled flight] Over my dead body! This is the crowning moment of my retired life, and I'm not throwing it away like the evening trash for some ninny who can't get her keister to the airport on time!
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
George Wilson, you have no right to insult Alice! She can't help the weather any more than you or I.
George Wilson:
Well, she...
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
It's just plain bad luck! It's no one's fault.
George Wilson:
A tragedy of this magnitude has to be somebody's fault, Martha!
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
It isn't a tragedy! A little boy's going to join us for a party. Uh, if you want to forsake your neighbors when they need help, you do it alone.
George Wilson:
Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion?
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
Because you're an old grump!

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Alice:
He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will keep getting colder and colder until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up.

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UFO Expert:
I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

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Surfing Instructor:
[singing to himself] # Oh the weather outside is weather... #

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Captain Jason Dahl:
[looking at message on display screen] Two planes have crashed into the World Trade Center? We just flew out of Newark and the weather was beautiful!
First Officer LeRoy Homer:
Must have been student pilots.

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Sir August de Wynter:
Weather is no longer in God's hands but in mine.

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[looking at Earth's weather in a space station]
Hideki, Japanese Astronaut:
Hey, come take a look at this storm system. It's enormous.

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Ozzie:
[through the intercom] Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a weather update for you. After those smoldering tropical highs, our next forecast will be for cooling temperatures, with a very high case of sudden showers. [turns on the sprinkler, drenching Bentley and the commandoes]

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Michael:
[looking at Michael and David in strange outfits] Why are you guys dressed like that?
Michael:
[in a rain poncho] Well, *I'm* dressed for rain.
David:
[in mountain climbing gear] And *I'm* dressed for snow.
Michael:
[in a swimsuit] Hey! I'm also wearing a hilarious outfit! Didn't anyone check the weather in the paper this morning?

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Paul Metzler:
My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub.

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Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
Hi, honey. [to Marisa]
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
It's Ty! What are you doing up here?
Ty:
Where's Mom?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
[seeing Chris walking in] It's for you, ma'am.
Marisa:
What are you talking about? Ty, don't you...?
Ty:
Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got a giant, grey dog named Rufas. And if you say okay, I'm gonna walk with him, okay?
Christopher:
Hello.
Marisa:
Hi.
Ty:
Let's not forget. I'm a kid and I need fresh air. Please, can I go, Mom? Please? Please?
Christopher:
I'm Chris Marshall.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
Caroline... you want your coat?
Marisa:
What?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
The weather can be so tricky here. Weren't you just saying, what a beautiful day it was?
Christopher:
Oh, you're going out?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid:
Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs?
Christopher:
Well, if your husband wouldn't mind...
Ty:
She doesn't have a husband.
Marisa:
I don't have a husband.
Christopher:
Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free.
Ty:
Yeah. Come on, Mom.

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[as Exeter's flying saucer crashes]
Tom Servo:
Oh, don't mind me, I'm just a weather balloon!
Mike:
Just some swamp gas.

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International Reporter, New Delhi:
I am here at the Global Warming conference in New Delhi, where, if you can believe your eyes, it's snowing. The coldest weather on record has thrown the city into chaos with dozens of homeless people freezing to death.

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Wigram:
Were you surprised when you heard that Admiral Donitz had changed the weather code?
Tom Jericho:
Well, the Germans were always nervous about Enigma. That was the reason Shark came on in the first place...
Wigram:
But the Germans believe Enigma's supposed to be infallible, because it would take people a thousand years to figure out the settings for one day, and they are changed every day. But we don't use people for that, do we, Mr. Jericho?
Tom Jericho:
No.
Wigram:
No. And that is the secret inside the secret: your thinking machines. Day and night, clackety-clack, programmed with a menu provided by your amazing brain, narrowing down the infinite possibilities to just a few million. And if anyone tells the Germans about that... there goes the war.

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Melissa Brown:
This weather fax just came in. Edie, have a look at this.
Edie Bailey:
We have got to head in now! Put in at Watch Hill!
Alexander McAnally III:
In this stuff, harbor's too dangerous.
Melissa Brown:
Dangerous?
Alexander McAnally III:
Dash into shore, cut across shipping lanes...
Edie Bailey:
This is a hurricane coming straight at us!
Melissa Brown:
Let me reduce sails, Sandy, or even go back home.
Alexander McAnally III:
This is my boat. We're gonna ride this thing out, not for fun, for safety. Do what I've always done: go with the flow.

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Lyda Ann Thomas (Mayor):
When you're watching the storm coming in, and you're listening to the broadcast from the national weather service, and they're telling you this thing is bigger than ever, it's gonna ruin your city. Yeah, you are scared.

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Surfing Instructor:
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...

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Sheridan Crane:
Aren't you freezing out here without your coat on?
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald:
I was just gonna go out and chop some fire wood... It's one of two things you can do, in this kinda weather to keep warm.
Sheridan Crane:
What's the other?
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald:
Oh... it's a guy joke.
Sheridan Crane:
...Oh, I get it.

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Dave Spritz:
I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that's who I am, the weather man.

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Gail, News Anchor:
And what a surprise this weekend when the weather turned unseasonably low. Here's Harris Telemacher, our "wacky weatherman" with a report.
Harris:
And when the weather dropped down to 58 degrees this weekend, how did you cope?
Man:
I went to make sure all the windows were shut.
Harris:
And, what about your pets? Were they outside? What happened?
Man:
Well, the cats were out till around ten. But it got a little too cold for them and they came in.
Harris:
The cats were out till around ten. But it got a little too cold for them and they came in! Well, that's how L.A. coped with that surprise low of 58 degrees that turned the weekend into a real weenie shrinker!

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Sammy:
Somebody left a jacket in the back.
Robbie:
That's Julia's jacket! She took off on Notson Street, remember? She said it wasn't jacket weather anymore.
Sammy:
Uh-oh... You like her!
Robbie:
No, I don't.
Sammy:
Of course you do! She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
Robbie:
How about this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.

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Al Bert:
Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
Rick:
Radiation?
Al Bert:
Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
Bernie:
Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
Al Bert:
What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?

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Kay:
All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay:
Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay:
A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay:
And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?
Kay:
On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights. You're gonna get over it and decide you're better off.
Jay:
Well, yeah, you know, 'cause 'cause he never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you know what - you kicked *him* out. And now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, you go to Bloomingdale's and find some nice dresses, get yourself some shoes, you know, find somewhere, maybe you can get a facial. And, uh, oh - hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause... *damn*.

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Newswoman:
The federal government announced today that in an effort to eradicate the national debt, it will be selling the state of Rhode Island to a group of private investors, for a reported $18 billion. The investors plan to enclose the entire state with an all-weather roof, and turn it into the world's largest shopping mall. When asked for comment, a White House spokesperson would only say, "Well, at least we didn't sell it to the fucking Japanese."

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Helen Foster:
Half the time I'm not sure if he knows we're even in the same room.
Sally Williams:
Maybe he just doesn't know weather you're interested in him or not? Maybe he's just waiting... for the right time?
Helen Foster:
I keep making right times for him. Maybe I've just got it wrong. Maybe friendship is as far as we can go. I just always felt a connection. The first day I saw him I couldn't help but sit daydreaming. I don't think he notices me.
Sally Williams:
No way. I've seen how he looks at you. You've just got too... you know, help him out some more - it's down to you Hel. If he ain't got the brains to figure out what you're thinking, you need to show him! You know all men are the same...
Helen Foster:
Stupid.
Sally Williams:
Yeah, stupid!

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Ruby:
They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'

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Stuart Mackenzie:
Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino:
Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie:
I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino:
Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie:
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino:
Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie:
Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino:
Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie:
HEAD! MOVE!

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