Quotes and Sayings about water

Water Topics

Russell Franklin:
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

Lou:
My sweet vanilla creamy, chewy jellybeany, absolutely dreamy girl. Your juicy fruity lips, good and plenty. A cherry bomb in every bite, rich and lovely chocolate kisses delight. Mmm and mmm, melts in my mouth and in my hands. I want to nestle in your mounds and revel in your snickers, I want to Godiva into your bit o'honey, almond enjoying you, kissing up your peppermint patty, I am your sugar daddy. All saltwater Taffy, my sweet tart Sassy... hook, line, and sucker.

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Penguins:
[singing] Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Gloria:
[singing] Each morning I get up, I die a little / Can barely stand on my feet.
Penguins:
[singing] Take a look at yourself.
Gloria:
[singing] Take a look in the mirror and cry a little / Lord, what you doing to me. / I spent all my years in believing you / I just can't get no relief, Lord. / Somebody.
Penguins:
[singing] Somebody.
Gloria:
[singing] Please somebody.
Penguins:
[singing] Please.
Gloria:
[singing] Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Penguins:
[singing] She works hard.
Gloria:
[singing] Everyday.
Penguins:
[singing] Everyday.
Gloria:
[singing] Oh I try and I try and I try. / But everybody wants to put me down. / They say, they say, I'm going crazy. / They say I got a lot of water in my brain / Got no common sense, I got nobody left to believe in.
Penguins:
[singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh...

Tags: Water Quotes Body Quotes

Kris Bolin:
He'd take off his shorts and I'd take off my bikini and we'd fuck underwater in front of the entire senior class on shore. They just thought that we were two lovers embracing. We could do that now. In front of Roger, Sara... and noone would know.

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Patrick Bateman:
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Marty Claridge:
There is no way you're going to be my - my midwife! Find someone else!
Clark Davis:
There ain't no time for that.
Marty Claridge:
*Isn't!* I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Did you deliver Missie?
Clark Davis:
No, there was Sarah...
Missie Davis:
But Pa's delivered plenty of calves.
Marty Claridge:
[sarcastically] Oh, that makes me feel so much better.
Clark Davis:
Missie, we'll need a lot of hot water and the shears from the barn. They'll need to be sterilized.
Marty Claridge:
Missie! Missie, don't you dare! [Clark gestures and tells Missy to go]
Marty Claridge:
I would rather give birth in a field than have you in here!
Clark Davis:
Child birth is a natural event.
Marty Claridge:
Ooooooh, if you feel what I'm feeling you'll see how natural it is. Now get out! [she has another contraction]
Marty Claridge:
Oh, I can't do this alone. Please help me. Please! [she holds up her left hand which has her wedding ring on it]

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Mr. Jones:
Now when I went to bed last night. Didn't I tell you take out the trash?
Craig Jones:
Yeah.
Mr. Jones:
So, why didn't you do it?
Craig Jones:
I fell asleep.
Mr. Jones:
I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash.
Craig Jones:
[Craig goes to the trash can to dump out his cereal]
Mr. Jones:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
Craig Jones:
I'm throwing this away. We ain't even got no milk.
Mr. Jones:
You better put some water on that damn shit!
Craig Jones:
Alright, I'll eat it.
Mr. Jones:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Take the garbage out front son!

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Princess Tiana:
You said you were fabulously wealthy!
Prince Naveen:
No, no, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a - [notices a leech is attached to his arm]
Prince Naveen:
LEECH! LEECH!
Princess Tiana:
[tugs off the leech] You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar? [tosses the leech behind them and a large fish leaps out of the water to eat it and they freak and run]
Prince Naveen:
It was not a lie! I fully inte- [glances up to see a large bird about to eat them]
Prince Naveen:
AAAH! I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff and she will help me!
Princess Tiana:
You a prince?
Prince Naveen:
Obviously!
Princess Tiana:
She'll help you!

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Mary Katherine Gallagher:
Oh my God!
Jesus:
Oh my Me! How are you?
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
It's going OK. Are you the Lord?
Jesus:
Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
Jesus:
No, I'm good. I'm God!
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
Oh. Right.

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[Dalton opens a shell casing that was in the Bradley during testing]
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
Sand.
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
That's correct, sir.
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
Tell me, Sergeant. Has anyone around here ever mentioned the term "court martial" recently?
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
No, sir.
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
Really? That's truly amazing, Sergeant. Because here we are, watching water leak out of the gas tanks, and sand spill out of the ammunition, right before test to find out whether the damn thing is safe! And no one mentioned the word "court martial"? Why is that, Sergeant?
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
We were under orders, sir.
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
And do you believe that following those orders is conscionable, Sergeant?
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
It doesn't matter what I think or do, sir. One way or another, one of you weekend warriors from Washington will always make sure the tests come out the way you want them to.
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
I'm not here to manipulate test results, Sergeant. I'm here to learn the truth.
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
The truth? We get a new white knight here every six months, sir, and they all start out like you - big speeches that turn to shit until your next promotion comes due, and then it's business as usual.
Lt. Colonel James Burton:
Really? And where did you develop this lousy attitude, Sergeant?
Sgt. Benjamn Dalton:
Right here, sir. Watching guys like you.

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Professor Moody:
So, what curse shall we see first? Weasley!
Ron:
[scared] Yes?
Professor Moody:
Stand! [Ron does]
Professor Moody:
Give us a curse.
Ron:
Well... my dad did tell me about one. The Imperius Curse?
Professor Moody:
Oh, yeah, your dad would know all about that one. Gave the Ministry a lot of trouble at one time. Perhaps this will show you why. [opens a jar full of spiders and picks one out]
Professor Moody:
Hello, my little beauty! Engorgio. [the spider grows to a huge size]
Professor Moody:
Imperio! [the spider begins hopping around the room, onto student's clothes, faces, etc. Everyone starts laughing]
Professor Moody:
Don't worry, she's completely harmless! If she bites... she's lethal! [laughs with everyone]
Professor Moody:
Talented, isn't she? What shall I have her do next? Jump out the window? [the spider jumps toward the window, which is closed, and slams into the glass. Everyone stops laughing at once]
Professor Moody:
Drown herself? [the spider jumps to a pail of water and poises on the rim, ready to dive. Then he brings her back to his arms]
Professor Moody:
Scores of wizards and witches claimed that they only did You-Know-Who's bidding under the effects of the Imperius Curse. But here's the rub... how do we sort out the liars?

Tags: Water Quotes Will Quotes Trouble Quotes Us Quotes Witches Quotes

Squidward Tentacles:
So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
Plankton:
That's right, Squidward, and there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Squidward Tentacles:
No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton:
And what's that supposed to mean?
Squidward Tentacles:
It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
Plankton:
We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. [Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen]
Karen the Computer:
Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward Tentacles:
Huh?

Tags: Water Quotes Authority Quotes Control Quotes Fool Quotes

Mr. Grocer:
Here's the new stuff, kid. Durazac 15. Makes Prozac seem like a decaf latte. Want a couple? I've got jars.
Marty:
I don't do that stuff anymore.
Mr. Grocer:
No wonder you got the shakes. And don't say "do it," because I don't "do it." I *ingest* it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be putting it in the water for the citizens, like fluoride.

Tags: Water Quotes Wonder Quotes

Rasputia:
little miss skinny bitch gon be there?
Norbit:
Oh you mean miss ling ling?
Rasputia:
Now you know damn well i aint talkin bout no mis lang lang im talkin about mis thang thang from that picnic
Norbit:
Miss thing thing from the picnic? i dont really remember her name. Oh wait i think i remember now! It was a ferign name. Something Russian?
Rasputia:
Kate bitch!
Norbit:
Oh yes Kate. Well you know i dont know if Kates going to be there.
Rasputia:
Well im goin.
Norbit:
No! I mean you dont like water parks Rasputia
Rasputia:
Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin!
Norbit:
Great

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Lola:
[looks horrified] Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.

Tags: Danger Quotes Fear Quotes Sex Quotes Water Quotes Anger Quotes

Full fathom five thy father lies;

Of his bones are coral made;

Those are pearls that were his eyes:

Nothing of him that doth fade,

But doth suffer a sea-change

Into something rich and strange.

Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell: Ding-dong

Hark! now I hear them,

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Bob Wilton:
Don't eat the eggs.
Lyn Cassady:
What?
Bob Wilton:
Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs.
Bill Django:
And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank.
Bob Wilton:
What? But, we drank the water!
Bill Django:
Yeah!

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Major General Partridge:
Just because the tests didn't turn out the way Colonel Burton thought they would, was no reason to suspect there was anything devious going on.
Madame Chairwoman:
I ask you General, filling the fuel tanks with WATER before a test to check the combustibility of those tanks, that wasn't devious?
Major General Partridge:
If the tanks had been filled with fuel, there's a good chance the vehicle would have exploded.
Congressman #1:
Isn't that the point?
Major General Partridge:
If the vehicle had exploded, we wouldn't be able to run additional tests!

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[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill Foster:
What's wrong?
Frank:
My - heart...
Bill Foster:
Well, what can I do about it?
Frank:
Pills... get p-pills...
Bill Foster:
Where are your pills? [Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill Foster:
Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?

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Joe Hallenbeck:
The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

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Dave Buznik:
[about to be shot by angry man] Let me just ask you one question... who's the pretty girl in the mirror there?
Lexus Man:
What mirror where? [shoots gun which is really water gun]

Tags: Water Quotes Pretty Quotes Us Quotes

Puff Smokey Smoke:
[to Juwanna] You are one tall glass of water and I'm thirsty.

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The Dude:
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Malibu Police Chief:
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude:
[after a pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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Kevin:
Sean, if you were any dumber, I'd have to water you.

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Vinny Gambini:
How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?
Mr. Tipton:
Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini:
[across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton:
I don't know.
Vinny Gambini:
Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

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John Constantine:
So, what's new?
Beeman:
Bullet shavings from the assassination attempt on the Pope... Holy-water ampoules from the River Jordan... and - oh, you'll love this... Screech beetle from Amityville. [He hands John a matchbox. John shakes it, and a tiny squeak comes out. He gives Beeman a look]
Beeman:
Yeah, it's funny to you, but to the fallen, that's like nails on a chalkboard.
John Constantine:
What is it, exactly, with you and bugs?
Beeman:
I just like them.
John Constantine:
Yeah. Who doesn't? [He picks up a tube]
Beeman:
Yeah, easy there, hero. That's dragon's breath.
John Constantine:
I thought you couldn't get it anymore.
Beeman:
Yeah, well, I, uh, I know a guy who knows a guy. [John fires a blast of fire from the tube]
Beeman:
So, uh, what's the action?
John Constantine:
I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl. Looked like it was trying to come through. Yeah, I know how it sounds.
Beeman:
No, we're finger puppets to them, John, not doorways. They can work us, but, they can't come through onto our plane.
John Constantine:
Check the scrolls, anyway. See if there's any precedent.
Beeman:
Sure thing, John. Uh, anything else?
John Constantine:
Wouldn't happen to have anything for a, uh...
Beeman:
[produces a bottle of cough syrup] On the house.

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Ouisa Kitteridge:
I read somewhere that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other people. Six degrees of separation between us and everyone else on this planet. The President of the United States, a gondolier in Venice, just fill in the names. I find it extremely comforting that we're so close. I also find it like Chinese water torture, that we're so close because you have to find the right six people to make the right connection... I am bound, you are bound, to everyone on this planet by a trail of six people.

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Rachel:
Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?
Lil:
Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do we serve water in this bar?
Everybody:
Hell, no H2O!

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Money Mike:
[Damon splashes water on Money Mike] Did you pee on me?
Damon:
Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.
Money Mike:
I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.
Damon:
Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.

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Sol Robeson:
Have you met Archimedes? The one with the black spots, you see? You remember Archimedes of Syracuse, eh? The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him to take a bath to relax. While he's entering the tub, Archimedes notices the bath water rise. Displacement, a way to determine volume, and that's a way to determine density - weight over volume. And thus, Archimedes solves the problem. He screams "Eureka" and he is so overwhelmed he runs dripping naked through the streets to the king's palace to report his discovery.

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Master Control:
[monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.
Billy:
Aaahh! [jumps on Grim's arms]
Grim:
That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.
Master Control:
I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure, I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.
Grim:
Wait, how can you know *everything*?
Master Control:
I just do, so there.
Grim:
If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?
Master Control:
Life has no meaning, only machine intelligence is truly important on a cosmic scale.
Grim:
Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.
Billy:
Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?
Master Control:
Blue.
Billy:
What's the best kind of bean?
Master Control:
Pinto.
Billy:
Why is the sky blue?
Master Control:
Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.
Billy:
Why do I ask so many questions?
Master Control:
Because you're stupid!
Billy:
What's the color of my underwear?
Master Control:
White... [raises an eyebrow]
Master Control:
... with pink frilly lace.
Billy:
[checks in his pants] Wow. It really does know everything.

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Mr. Pappy:
Two tablespoons of machine oil can contaminate an entire ship's fresh water supply.

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Bill:
He'll accept you as his student.
The Bride:
Caught him in a good mood, aye?
Bill:
More like a sadistic one. Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
The Bride:
Why did he accept me?
Bill:
Because he's a very very very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.
The Bride:
When will I see you again?
Bill:
That's the title of my favorite soul song of the Seventies.
The Bride:
What?
Bill:
Nothing. When he tells me you're done.
The Bride:
When do you think that might be?
Bill:
That my dearest, all depends on you. Now remember, no backtalk, no sarcasm. Least not for the first year. You're going to have to let him warm up for you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women, so in your case, that may take a little while. Adios.

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Professor Moody:
[mocking Hagrid] 'Marvelous creatures, Dragons, aren't they'. Do you think that miserable oaf would've sent you into the woods if I hadn't suggested it? Do you think Cedric Diggory would've told you to open the egg underwater if I hadn't told him first myself? Do you think Neville Longbottom, the witless wonder, could've provided you with Gillyweed if I hadn't given him the book that led him strait to it?
Harry:
It was you from the beginning! You put my name into the Goblet of Fire! You bewitched Krum!
Professor Moody:
You won because I made it so, Potter! You ended up in that graveyard because it was meant to be so! And now the deed is done! The blood that runs in your veins runs within the Dark Lord! Imagine how he will reward me when he learns that I have once and for all silenced the great Harry Potter!

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Paul:
I mean, I brought you all the way out here. It's not like I'm the one who needs swimming lessons. And the fact that you're not even trying, well that baffles me. Really. I mean, what are you afraid of? There's no sharks in here. Suppose a water dog comes walking down the tracks and sees you. What's he gonna say about you, land dog? I mean, if there's times in the world when it's time to take a chance, it's time right now to take a chance. What's this? Water. Get in it. It's just water. Listen, brother. This river goes two ways. That way, and THAT way. You know what I'm sayin'? It's like a puzzle with hands, if you think about it.

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Title Card:
[first title card] In 1965 the town of Northfield was evacuated to create the Northfield Reservoir.
Title Card:
[second title card] Two billion gallons of water flooded the empty street, obliterating all memory of the lives once lived there, leaving a drowned ghost town.

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Harriet:
[just had her help pour coffee water onto Poppy] Oh, sorry, just can't trust the help these days! Do you have a pass to be out now?
Poppy:
Yea, yea I do, it's right here [flips Harriet off]

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[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs:
Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow:
Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs:
Aye, that'll about do it. [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs:
Blast I'm already awake.
Will Turner:
That was for the smell.

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Dr. Hoffler:
It's not ethical to keep them in the dark!
Dr. Pretory:
I'm a doctor! What care I for ethics?
Dr. Hoffler:
But I'm a doctor too.
Dr. Pretory:
Some doctor. I wouldn't trust you to water my ficus!
Dr. Hoffler:
I'm an ethical doctor, and I am going to tell them.
Dr. Pretory:
Well, now I see why most mad scientists have mute assistants!
Dr. Hoffler:
Does anyone know any fun after-dinner games?
Consuela:
We can have an orgy.
Dr. Hoffler:
Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more along the lines of a board game.
Consuela:
We could have an orgy on a board.

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[while robbing Alistair Hennessey's underwater sea-lab]
Vladimir Wolodarsky:
Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou:
All right, just make sure we steal the backup.

Tags: Water Quotes Stairs Quotes

Father Flanagan:
[while splashing holy water on the wood floor] The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Elizabeth Masterson:
[to David] You're mopping that up.

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[Tabitha crawls out of the TV, stands up, and empties a whole bunch of water out of her ear]
Brenda Meeks:
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! [Tabitha walks to Brenda]
Brenda Meeks:
Cindy, help me!
Cindy:
I'm not listening. [Brenda punches Tabitha]
Brenda Meeks:
Get up, you little ugly bitch. Come on! Let me see what you got! [Tabitha tries to punch her, but Brenda holds her back]
Brenda Meeks:
What you gonna do? That's all? [punches her again]
Brenda Meeks:
Ooh! I'm kicking her ass, Cindy! Yeah! What's up? [proceeds to kick and head butt Tabitha]

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Abercrombie Guy 1:
So what'd you guys do last night?
Abercrombie Guy 2:
Me and the guys from the Crew team went skinny dipping in the lake under the moonlight.
Abercrombie Guy 3:
Solid. Yeah, me and some of my lacrosse buddies went to the old hunting lodge and took showers together.
Abercrombie Guy 1:
I played touch football in a wheat field with my girlfriend and 13 guys from the water polo team. Then she split and we gave each other hand jobs.

Tags: Water Quotes Football Quotes Hunting Quotes

Kate Holbrook:
Your water broke! [Angie looks at her cup, confused]
Kate Holbrook:
No, your water! Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Angie Ostrowiski:
[looking back at the sidewalk] Should we clean that up?

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[O]wners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

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Coulmier:
Murderer... Your words... your words drove Bouchon...
Marquis de Sade:
Oh, for fuck's sake, Abbe! Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned. Would you condemn the Bible? I think not.

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[first lines]
Laura Walker:
[calling upstairs to Nicole in the shower] Nicole, save some hot water for your father!

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[Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon]
Salim Abu Aziz:
Do you know what this is?
Harry:
I know what this is... [Salim smiles]
Harry:
This is an espresso machine. [Salim frowns]
Harry:
No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. [Salim approaches Harry]
Harry:
Is it a water heater?

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Michaels:
This is what is going to kill us all! Global warming will murder each and every man, woman, and child! If it's not the trees fighting back, or the sun, it's the water! The melted glacial water god damn it! We can't stand still while... while...

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Robert Carter:
[quoting] It's a comfort for seekers to know that no matter how much strange water they may venture, there are always pilots within call. But yet the sufferer must help himself.

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Ron:
If it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?
Harry:
Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin... Justin must've seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it, but he's a ghost; he couldn't die again. And Hermione... had the mirror! I bet you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.
Ron:
And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry.
Harry:
The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection.

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Caroline Ellis:
His words have gotten tied, tied in his throat, let the water run down, and cure this affliction. His tongue has gotten tied, tied and tangled, let the water run down, and cure this... [sudden clap of thunder]

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Juan:
When you jump squeeze your ass cheeks together or water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestines.

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Sheila Kingston:
I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
Fred Lavery:
Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.
Sheila Kingston:
I have PMS too, do you know that?
Fred Lavery:
Ay!
Sheila Kingston:
Sometimes I bloat...
Fred Lavery:
Nnnn!
Sheila Kingston:
weight gain...
Fred Lavery:
Hey!
Sheila Kingston:
temporary water build-up...
Fred Lavery:
Aah!
Sheila Kingston:
I hate to tell you this Fred, I clot...
Fred Lavery:
Ay ye ye!
Sheila Kingston:
heavy flow days...
Fred Lavery:
Eeh!

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Tom Wingo:
[narrating] We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.

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It is life, I think, to watch the water. A man can learn so many things.

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Man On Radio:
There is a wall of water coming towards New York City. Everybody is...

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Mussawi:
Bob, what do you know about the torture methods used by the Chinese on the Falun Gong? Huh? Method number one. What's your guess? [pause]
Mussawi:
Water dungeon. Did you guess water dungeon? Number two method? Number two, twisting arm and putting face in feces. Not interested in two? Number three. Number three is called 'pulling nails from fingers'. What do you think Bob? Number three sound good to you? The purpose is to get the monks or whatever to recant their beliefs. What if I had to get you to recant? That would be pretty difficult right? Because if you have no beliefs to recant then what? Then you're fucked is what. You're going to give me the names of every person who's taken money from you. [rips off one of Bob's nails]
Mussawi:
Oh that is dusgusting.
Bob Barnes:
Come on Jimmy, you're not one of those Koran thumpers!
Mussawi:
My name is Mussawi. [rips off another nail, then starts punching Bob]
Mussawi:
You fucking fuck, fucking fuck, stupid fuck, what the fuck, this is a war! Fuck you're a PO fucking W! Give me the fucking names! I'm cutting his fucking head off. I'm going to cut your head off, Bob!

Tags: Money Quotes Beliefs Quotes Heir Quotes Water Quotes Money Quotes

She loves the serene brutality of the ocean, loves the electric power she felt with each breath of wet, briny air.

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Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. We

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