No Country for Old Men - Quotes

 Ed Tom Bell:
Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill'em, bury'em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they'd tortur'em first, I don't know why. Maybe the television set was broke.
 

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Swordfish - Quotes

 Gabriel:
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Stanley:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Gabriel:
Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
 

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - Quotes

 Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial] Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner. And what better gift to give a loved one, [pulls out a huge camping axe]
Ricky Bobby:
than the Jackhawk 9000. Avaible at Wal-Mart.
 

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Quiz Show - Quotes

 Martin Rittenhome:
Television is gonna go on. The quiz shows are gonna go on. Makes me wonder what you hope to accomplish with all this.
Dick Goodwin:
Don't worry, I'm just getting started.
Martin Rittenhome:
You're a bright young kid with a bright future. Watch yourself out there.
 

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Cheaper by the Dozen - Quotes

 Jessica Baker:
[about Mark] Your eccentricities and vision problems could be linked to any number of the Baker ancestors.
 

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - Quotes

 Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last. You know, you know what I'm talking about? [to television camera]
Ricky Bobby:
That there is trademarked, not to be used without written permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc.
 

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Frost/Nixon - Quotes

 James Reston, Jr.:
You know the first and greatest sin of the deception of television is that it simplifies; it diminishes great, complex ideas, stretches of time; whole careers become reduced to a single snapshot. At first I couldn't understand why Bob Zelnick was quite as euphoric as he was after the interviews, or why John Birt felt moved to strip naked and rush into the ocean to celebrate. But that was before I really understood the reductive power of the close-up, because David had succeeded on that final day, in getting for a fleeting moment what no investigative journalist, no state prosecutor, no judiciary committee or political enemy had managed to get; Richard Nixon's face swollen and ravaged by loneliness, self-loathing and defeat. The rest of the project and its failings would not only be forgotten, they would totally cease to exist.
 

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Fight Club - Quotes

 Tyler Durden:
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator:
Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden:
Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
 

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Apollo 13 - Quotes

 Marilyn Lovell:
Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Neil Armstrong, and this is Buzz... Aldrin.
Neil Armstrong:
Hi.
Blanche Lovell:
Are you boys in the space program too?
 

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Baby Geniuses - Quotes

 Sly:
All right guys... should i tell her what i think? I think that if you're going to talk so much out of your ass, maybe you should wear a bow-tie on your butt!
Basil:
A Bow-Tie on her butt? That's disgusting Sylvester!
Teddie:
Your syntax is interesting
Basil:
Its because he watches television all the time. Nice language Sylvester.
Sly:
Nice face Basil. Ewwwww!
Teddie:
Bow-Tie on her butt? I still don't get it. You wear diapers on your butt, not bow-ties.
 

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Three Kings - Quotes

 
[Walter's wearing night-vision goggles in broad daylight]
Troy Barlow:
Hey, would you take those fucking things off?
Walter:
I never got to use night-vision.
Troy Barlow:
They do not work during the day!
Walter:
Yeah, they kinda work.
 

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Wag the Dog - Quotes

 Stanley Motss:
What did television ever do to you?
Winifred Ames:
It destroyed the electoral process.
 

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Scary Movie 3 - Quotes

 Kate:
I hate television - gives me headaches.
Becca:
You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
Kate:
Oh, please!
Kate:
The cow says blank? Three letters?
Becca:
Dude!
Kate:
Dude! I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t understand the connection between all that stuff.
Becca:
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. [both look down at breasts]
Becca:
Agghh! Oh, my God, turn it off!
Kate:
It's not working!
Becca:
It's backwards!
Kate:
What do we do?
Becca:
I dont know! Aghhhh!
Kate:
That was kind of scary.
Becca:
I know something even scarier.
Kate:
Ooh, what?
Becca:
Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate:
The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?
Becca:
No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...
Kate:
Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!
Becca:
You were with Josh last weeknd? Oh, my God! [throws pillow at Kate]
Kate:
Oh, yes I was! [hits Becca with laptop]
Becca:
You ho! [smashes glass vase on Kate's head]
Kate:
You know it! [pulls Becca's G-string up]
Kate:
[phone rings]
Becca:
[walking to the phone] This is really weird.
Kate:
Yeah, big house, only one phone.
 

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Hot Rod - Quotes

 Barry Pasternak:
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
 

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Zoolander - Quotes

 Larry Zoolander:
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
 

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Grosse Pointe Blank - Quotes

 Mr. Newberry:
Design Division wants me dead over a leaky sunroof and you want to kill me because of *that*?
Martin Q. Blank:
It's *not* me! Why does everyone always think it's personal?
 

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The Iron Giant - Quotes

 Hogarth Hughes:
Wow, my own giant robot! I am now the luckiest kid in America! This must be the biggest discovery since, I don't know, television or something!
 

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The Peacemaker - Quotes

 
[Devoe phones Kodoroff, who is driving a truck loaded with stolen nuclear warheads]
Devoe:
You watched CNN during Desert Storm. You remember all those television shots from the nose cone of the GBU missiles slammin' into those trucks? Remember that picture? How it kept gettin' closer and bigger on the screen... You'd just about see the faces of those drivers and then... Zap! The picture went dead, we didn't get to see what happened next. Well guess what, Alek? You will.
 

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Pulp Fiction - Quotes

 Jules:
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
 

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The Dig - Quotes

 
[Boston has found some metal plates]
Boston Low:
Tell you what: I'll keep looking for more of them, and you decipher that language so we can read the directions.
Maggie Robbins:
Great. You get to look for metal things lying around, while I have to decode a completely alien language without any information about how they think or what they might be writing about. Yeah, that's a fair division of labor.
 

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For the Boys - Quotes

 
[Performing a skit for a television show]
Dixie:
You know, that son of ours is really something.
Eddie:
Why? What happened?
Dixie:
While I'm tucking him in bed last night, he suddenly says to me, "Mommy, is kissing dirty?"
Eddie:
Yeah? What'd you tell him?
Dixie:
I said to him, "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing."
Eddie:
Oh, yeah.
Dixie:
"But between four people... fantastic!"
 

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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie - Quotes

 Jeff:
If you wear a dress that's strapless with a bra that isn't, you might be- [Ron points to Larry, who has raised his hand, his head hung in embarrassment]
Jeff:
Try to envision that when you fall asleep tonight.
 

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The Powerpuff Girls - Quotes

 Bubbles:
I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on TV.
Mayor:
No, Bubbles, no. Don't say that! Television is your friend. Television is never wrong, and you should always listen to it and do whatever it says.
Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup:
[hypnotically] Yes. Television. All hail the great and all-knowing television.
 

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Mystery Men - Quotes

 Casanova Frankenstein:
I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?
 

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Freejack - Quotes

 Alex Furlong:
[Inebriated during a television interview] I know someone who's trying to bring me in. Goes by the name Vacendak. [Grabs interviewer's microphone]
Alex Furlong:
Well, I got a special message for you. [Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator]
Alex Furlong:
Fuck you, asshole! [laughs]
Alex Furlong:
No one's bringing me in. [Knocks camera aside]
 

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Wind Chill - Quotes

 Guy:
[gives Girl dirty look after she just gets off the phone]
Girl:
What?
Guy:
If I have to drive, you have to talk to me.
Girl:
What I'm the in flight entertainment?
Guy:
That's how this ride sharing thing works ok? Division of labor. We split everything 50/50
Girl:
Oh well, I got news for you, I don't get much more entertaining then when I'm on the phone.
 

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Waiting... - Quotes

 Calvin:
[to Bishop] Okay... About three months ago I, uh, just finished my shift, and I really had to take a piss. So, uh, I go into the bathroom. And, uh, I'm at the urinal just waiting for the flow, minding my own business. When, ah, I notice out of my peripheral vision the guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick. And he's just staring at it like they're old pals. I could practically hear what he was thinking. 'Whoa. That's a nice dick.' And that's it. Yeah, since that time, I haven't been able to use a public bathroom.
 

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Reign of Fire - Quotes

 Denton Van Zan 'Dragon Slayer':
You see they have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour.
 

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Hellboy - Quotes

 Tom Manning:
Let me tell you - let me tell you something about the Bureau of...
Television Host:
Paranormal Research and Defense.
Tom Manning:
...of Paranormal Research and Defense: there is no such thing. [cut to BPRD headquarters in New Jersey]
 

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Quiz Show - Quotes

 
[while Dan Enright is testifying]
Dick Goodwin:
I thought we were gonna get television. The truth is... television is gonna get us.
 

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An Extremely Goofy Movie - Quotes

 
[Goofy has walked into Max's classroom in full 70s attire, and Max is shocked and horrified]
Max:
[muttering] Oh no, oh no, oh...
Bobby:
Hey Max, is my vision blurred, or doesn't that guy look like your dad?
Goofy:
Maxie!
Max:
[grabbing and ringing at Bobby's shoulders] Kill me, just kill me now!
 

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Galaxy Quest - Quotes

 
[Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers]
Gwen DeMarco:
What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith:
'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco:
Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
 

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City Slickers - Quotes

 Mitch Robbins:
It's nothing to be ashamed of - I had the same problem.
Phil Berquist:
Didn't you feel stupid; I mean, didn't you feel... inadequate?
Mitch Robbins:
Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it. Can I explain it to you again? I mean now promise me you won't get upset.
Phil Berquist:
O.K.; it's not gonna to do any good.
Mitch Robbins:
O.K., if you want to watch one show but record another show at the same time, the television set does not have to be on channel 3.
Phil Berquist:
Yeah it does.
Mitch Robbins:
No it doesn't.
Phil Berquist:
It does.
Mitch Robbins:
No, if you're watching what you're recording, then it has to be on 3.
Phil Berquist:
What... the TV or... or the machine?
Mitch Robbins:
The TV.
Phil Berquist:
You're saying I can record something I'm not even watching?
Mitch Robbins:
Yes, that's the point. You don't even need a TV to record.
Phil Berquist:
How would I see it?
Mitch Robbins:
Well to see it you need a TV.
Ed Furillo:
Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!
Phil Berquist:
How do you do the clock?
Ed Furillo:
You're dead. You are dead.
 

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Dreams with Sharp Teeth - Quotes

 Ronald D. Moore:
Television is a lot of compromise, especially running a show over the course of a season. It's about managing compromise and picking battles. "I'm going to fight for this and I'll let that go." And I don't know that that's in Harlan's makeup... I think he fights all the battles, because I think he thinks all the battles are worth fighting. "Sure, you could compromise on that, but then it's gonna suck."
 

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Saved! - Quotes

 Cassandra:
[drunk] I'm having a vision of the Virgin Mary!
 

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Apollo 13 - Quotes

 Television Reporter:
Is there a specific instance in an airplane emergency when you can recall fear?
Jim Lovell:
Uh well, I'll tell ya, I remember this one time - I'm in a Banshee at night in combat conditions, so there's no running lights on the carrier. It was the Shrangri-La, and we were in the Sea of Japan and my radar had jammed, and my homing signal was gone... because somebody in Japan was actually using the same frequency. And so it was - it was leading me away from where I was supposed to be. And I'm lookin' down at a big, black ocean, so I flip on my map light, and then suddenly: zap. Everything shorts out right there in my cockpit. All my instruments are gone. My lights are gone. And I can't even tell now what my altitude is. I know I'm running out of fuel, so I'm thinking about ditching in the ocean. And I, I look down there, and then in the darkness there's this uh, there's this green trail. It's like a long carpet that's just laid out right beneath me. And it was the algae, right? It was that phosphorescent stuff that gets churned up in the wake of a big ship. And it was - it was - it was leading me home. You know? If my cockpit lights hadn't shorted out, there's no way I'd ever been able to see that. So uh, you, uh, never know... what... what events are to transpire to get you home.
 

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Killer at Large - Quotes

 Himself - Author, Television Host:
We also can't be emaciated scarecrows that get upset and go on Prozac for a month because we ate something that has a couple calories. Moderation... Moderation...
 

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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie - Quotes

 Jeff:
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
 

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Signs - Quotes

 
[Graham wakes in the morning and finds Merrill watching television in the cupboard under the stairs]
Merrill:
For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing Furry Furry Rabbit or tea party or something.
Graham Hess:
What's Furry Furry rabbit?
Merrill:
It's a game, isn't it?
 

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My Fellow Americans - Quotes

 Russell Kramer:
Kaye. What a... lovely surprise. And how is my favorite television newsperson?
Kaye Griffin:
Oh, I'm your favorite? I thought Diane Sawyer was your favorite.
Russell Kramer:
She is. How is she?
 

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Bewitched - Quotes

 Jack Wyatt:
How would you like to be on a television show?
Isabel Bigelow:
An actress?
Jack Wyatt:
Yeah, if *I* can act, *you* can act.
Book Soup Cafe Waitress:
Amen.
Jack Wyatt:
[to girl] You know what? I think those people over there just finished their plate of *hummus*.
 

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The Aviator - Quotes

 Noah Dietrich:
I've gotta tell you, the board over in Houston has been getting a little concerned about the cost of this operation out here.
Howard Hughes:
[grimicing] Ah! would you stop showing them the books, Noah?
Noah Dietrich:
That's illegal Howard.
Howard Hughes:
[smiling] Well, maybe it's a little naughty.
Noah Dietrich:
We're incorporated in Houston. The board has to see the books.
Howard Hughes:
Well, incorporate a new division out here. We'll call it Hughes Aircraft. Get into that will ya?
 

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Finishing the Game: The Search for a New Bruce Lee - Quotes

 Title Card:
THE GAME OF DEATH was ultimately finished without the participation of anyone in this documentary. Even Bruce Lee's own vision was not represented in the final version of the film.
 

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Arrested Development - Quotes

 Tobias Fünke:
Are you calling me a coward?
Warden Stefan Gentles:
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.
Tobias Fünke:
Ouch.
 

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Juno - Quotes

 Rollo:
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno MacGuff:
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced. [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]
Rollo:
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl:
[to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo:
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno MacGuff:
Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!
Rollo:
Well, you know where the lavatory is. [Juno heads towards the bathroom]
Rollo:
[yells] You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
 

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The 40 Year Old Virgin - Quotes

 David:
[the same Michael McDonald sampler DVD has been playing on all of the television screens for the last two years] If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground.
 

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Quotes

 Paddy O'Brien:
They're always after me lucky charms. [Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh]
Paddy O'Brien:
What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They *are* after me lucky charms! What!
Frau Farbissina:
It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun, and all of these children are trying to chase him, "Hey, leprechaun, leprechaun man, we want to get your lucky charms." Oh! And there are these little tiny pieces of mashmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, "Oooh this is candy, I'm having fun!"
 

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Lost Highway - Quotes

 
[in Pete's vision of Alice]
Alice Wakefield:
Did you want to talk to me? Did you want to ask me "WHY"?
 

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Jurassic Park - Quotes

 
[Tim pops up wearing a pair of night vision goggles]
Donald Gennaro:
Hey, where'd you find that?
Tim:
In a box under my seat.
Donald Gennaro:
Are they heavy?
Tim:
Yeah.
Donald Gennaro:
Then they're expensive, put 'em back.
 

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Semi-Pro - Quotes

 Jackie Moon:
There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black:
So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon:
Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis:
What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon:
It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix:
Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
 

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - Quotes

 Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial] Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-*bleep* you.
 

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Barcelona - Quotes

 Marta:
Ramon is very persuasive, and he painted a terrible picture of what it would be like for her to live the rest of her life in America, with all of its crime, consumerism, and vulgarity. All those loud, badly dressed, fat people watching their eighty channels of television and visiting shopping malls. The plastic throw-everything-away society with its notorious violence and racism. And finally, the total lack of culture.
 

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Wings - Quotes

 Brian Hackett:
It says here, fifteen percent of the American public would rather watch television than have sex.
Roy Biggins:
Fifteen perc... Yeah, yeah, I buy that, yeah. You know, maybe you're... you're too tired, or she's too... what's a nice way to put this? Ugly.
Brian Hackett:
The words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours.
 

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Blade II - Quotes

 Reinhardt:
[watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.
Whistler:
Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?
Chupa:
[slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles] Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.
 

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Matilda - Quotes

 Harry Wormwood:
A book? What do you want a book for?
Matilda:
To read.
Harry Wormwood:
To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
 

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The Boondock Saints - Quotes

 Paul Smecker:
Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
 

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Superbad - Quotes

 Seth:
Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan:
It's like a division sign...
 

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Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles - Quotes

 Armand:
I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that will damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world.
 

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A Few Good Men - Quotes

 
[upon first meeting]
Galloway:
You're the attorney division assigned?
Kaffee:
I'm lead counsel, and this is Sam Weinberg.
Lt. Weinberg:
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
 

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Hollywoodland - Quotes

 George Reeves:
I will be on television in a month... Wearing brown and gray underpants.
 

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