Michael Collins  - Quotes

 Michael Collins:
Give *us* the future, we've had enough of your past. Give us back our country, to live in , to grow in, to love.
 

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Ali  - Quotes

 Muhammad Ali:
I ain't draft dodging. I ain't burning no flag. I ain't running to Canada. I'm staying right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain't going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and fight for you? You won't even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for my right here at home.
 

Ratatouille  - Quotes

 Colette:
[reading a recipe] Sweetbread a la Gusteau: Sweetbread cooked in a seaweed salt crust with cuttlefish tentacles. Drizzled with... snail porridge... Douglas fir puree, beetroot mousse and pollen, dried white fungus and anchovy liquorice sauce. Huh. I don't know this recipe. But it is Gusteau, so...
Colette:
[calling] Lalo! We have some veal stomach soaking, yes?
Lalo:
Yes, veal stomach, I get that.
Linguini:
Uh... veal stomach?
 

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Coraline  - Quotes

 Sweet Ghost Girl:
She spied on our lives through the little doll's eyes...
Ghost Boy:
...and saw that we weren't happy.
Tall Ghost Girl:
So she lured us away with treasures and treats...
Sweet Ghost Girl:
And games to play.
Ghost Boy:
Gave all that we asked...
Sweet Ghost Girl:
Yet we still wanted more.
Tall Ghost Girl:
So we let her sew the buttons.
Ghost Boy:
She said she loved us.
Tall Ghost Girl:
But she locked us here...
Sweet Ghost Girl, Tall Ghost Girl, Ghost Boy:
And ate up our lives.
 

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The Prince of Egypt  - Quotes

 Seti:
Why do the gods torment me with such reckless, inconsiderate, blasphemous sons?
Rameses:
Father, hear what I say...
Seti:
Be still. Pharaoh speaks. I work hard to build an empire, and your only joy is to amuse yourselves destroying it. Have I taught you nothing?
Hotep:
Don't be so hard on yourself, you highness. You're an excelent teacher.
Huy:
It isn't your fault your sons *learned* nothing.
Hotep:
Well, they learned blasphemy.
Huy:
True.
 

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Eight Crazy Nights  - Quotes

 Eleanor Duvall:
It's a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off!
Whitey:
It's okay Eleanore! It's okay!
Eleanor Duvall:
Whitey, thank god you're here! We're being robbed by a lunatic! Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes? They're soaking the carpet.
Whitey:
Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner.
Eleanor Duvall:
The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
Whitey:
His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay with us for a while.
Eleanor Duvall:
All right. But I'm taking an inventory of everything alive and accounted in this house.
Eleanor Duvall:
Look, he already stole something! He's hiding it in his jacket.
 

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow  - Quotes

 Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
Joseph Sullivan, I was sure you'd be dead by now.
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
It's good to see you too, Franky.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
This had better be important or one of us is in trouble.
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
It's important.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
*What* is *that*?
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
You be nice. Commander Cook, meet Polly Perkins.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
Polly Perkins. I've heard so much about you. It's a pleasure to finally meet the competition.
 

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Coneheads  - Quotes

 Beldar Conehead:
If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar phase or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.
 

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Braveheart  - Quotes

 King's Advisor:
[to Princess] Sanguinarius homo indomitus est, et se me dite cum mendacia. [He is a bloody murdering savage. And he's telling lies]
William Wallace:
Ego nunquam pronunciari mendacium! Sed ego sum homo indomitus. [I never lie. But I am a savage]
William Wallace:
[to Princess] Ou en français, si vous préférez? [Or in French if you prefer?]
 

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Miss Potter  - Quotes

 Beatrix Potter:
[voiceover] There's something delicious about writing those first few words of a story. You can never quite tell where they will take you. Mine took me here, where I belong.
 

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Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Jerri Blank:
What are you painting?
Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck:
Oh, just a little bit of Americana for Drug Awareness Week. It's the Battle of Miami. Columbus here, fighting the pilgrims as they attempt to land.
 

Baby Boy  - Quotes

 Sweet Pea:
Dear Lord, Please forgive us for all the sins we have brought upon us. And look down upon us with forgiveness for the the sins we will have in the future. I know you understand that niggas ain't perfect, but we try lord. We try to keep our heads up in bad times. This is a bad time, show us the way. And if you can't show us the way, then forgive us for being lost.
 

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Serial Mom  - Quotes

 Father Boyce:
Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he?
Congregation:
No.
Father Boyce:
If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it.
Congregation:
Amen.
 

The Big Lebowski  - Quotes

 Brandt:
You never went to college...
The Dude:
Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
 

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New Jack City  - Quotes

 Nino Brown:
I'm not guilty. *You're* the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You're the one who's guilty. I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.
 

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The Commitments  - Quotes

 Outspan Foster:
What's that? A Mister Chippy van?
Mickah Wallace, Drums:
We can't travel in that shit heap.
Joey:
Buddy Holly's last words.
Bernie:
What?
Joey:
We can't travel in that shit heap.
Outspan Foster:
Did Buddy Holly say that?
Joey:
Before he flew to meet his destiny on that storm-tossed night.
Outspan Foster:
Will crashin' in a chipper van make us famous, huh?
 

Far from Heaven  - Quotes

 
[Studying a Miró painting]
Raymond Deagan:
So, what's your opinion on modern art?
Cathy Whitaker:
It's hard to put into words, really. I just know what I care for and what I don't. Like this... I don't know how to pronounce it... Mira?
Raymond Deagan:
Miró.
Cathy Whitaker:
Miró. I don't know why, but I just adore it. The feeling it gives. I know that sounds terribly vague.
Raymond Deagan:
No. No, actually, it confirms something I've always wondered about modern art. Abstract art.
Cathy Whitaker:
What's that?
Raymond Deagan:
That perhaps it's just picking up where religious art left off, somehow trying to show you divinity. The modern artist just pares it down to the basic elements of shape and color. But when you look at that Miró, you feel it just the same.
 

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective  - Quotes

 Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him
Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain't coming home
Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute
Mr. Finkle:
She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.
 

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Fantastic Mr. Fox  - Quotes

 Mr. Fox:
[in a cellar with many of the other animal characters] Allright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand? [Linda raises her hand]
Mr. Fox:
Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper? [she holds up some paper]
Mr. Fox:
Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?
Mole:
I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox:
That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!
Rabbit:
I'm fast.
Mr. Fox:
You bet you are. Linda?
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Beaver! Castor Fiber!
Beaver:
I can chew through wood.
Mr. Fox:
Amazing! Linda!
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Badger! Meles Meles!
Badger:
Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox:
What? Since when?
 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  - Quotes

 Severus Snape:
You sent for me, Headmistress?
Dolores Umbridge:
Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Severus Snape:
I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating students, the last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
 

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Shrek  - Quotes

 Shrek:
Um... Fiona?
Princess Fiona:
Yes, Shrek?
Shrek:
I... I love you.
Princess Fiona:
Really?
Shrek:
Really, really!
Shrek:
Mmmm... I love you too. [they kiss. Thalonius writes "Awwww" on a cue card for the audience. Fiona floats up in the air and her enchantment breaks in a blaze of light... ]
 

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Troy  - Quotes

 Agamemnon:
[approaches king] Good day for the crows.
Triopas:
Remove your army from my land.
Agamemnon:
Why, I like your land, I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too.
Triopas:
They won't fight for you.
Agamemnon:
That's what the Messenians said, and the Acardians, and the Opeians, now they all fight for me.
Triopas:
You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you.
Agamemnon:
I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner. Your best fighter against my best.
Triopas:
And if my man wins?
Agamemnon:
We'll leave Thessaly for good.
Triopas:
Boagrius! [cheers from Thessalian army. Boagrius comes out from the centre of the army]
Agamemnon:
Achilles! [silence]
Triopas:
Boagrius has this effect on many heroes.
Agamemnon:
Be careful who you insult, old king.
Greek Soldier:
My king, Achilles is not with the army.
Agamemnon:
Where is he?
Greek Soldier:
I sent a boy to look for him.
 

Fantastic Mr. Fox  - Quotes

 Mr. Fox:
[Mr. Fox, Ash, Kris, and Kylie are on a motorcycle, and Mr. Fox refers to a quadruped wolf at the edge of a snowy forest] I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
Mr. Fox:
[loudly, to the wolf] Pensez-vous que l'hiver sera rude?
Mr. Fox:
[aside] I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
 

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How to Train Your Dragon  - Quotes

 Hiccup:
Aw, come on! Let me out please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber:
Oh! You've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup:
Please, just two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber:
You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
Hiccup:
Okay fine! But this [gestures to a catapult machine]
Hiccup:
will do it for me! [touches the machine and it fires the Ball Bolas and hits a man]
Gobber:
Okay see this right here [gestures to Hiccups machine]
Gobber:
is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup:
But, it was mild calibration issues!
Gobber:
Don't you-Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all [gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup:
But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber:
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup:
Ohhh! [nodding and glaring at Gobber]
Gobber:
Oh yeah!
Hiccup:
You sir are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained. There will be consequences!
Gobber:
I'll take my chances.
 

Sister Act  - Quotes

 Sister Mary Patrick:
We did it! We actually sang a chord!
Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
I knew that.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Twice a week, couple hours.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Do you really think they could get better?
Sister Mary Clarence:
I don't know, they're pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick:
Oh please let us try.
Sister Mary Clarence:
This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Tell me about it.
 

Michael Collins  - Quotes

 
[Michael Collins arrives at the ceremony to take down the British flag]
British officer:
You're seven minutes late, Mr. Collins.
Michael Collins:
You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes.
 

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Ratatouille  - Quotes

 Gusteau:
[an illustration of Gusteau in the cookbook appears to a hungry Remy who just got separated from the rat clan] If you are hungry, go up and look around, Remy.
Gusteau:
[Remy nearly turns the page but stops] Why do you wait and mope?
Remy:
Well, I just lost my family. All my friends. Probably forever.
Gusteau:
How do you know?
Remy:
Well, I... [scoffs]
Remy:
You are an illustration. Why am I talking to you?
Gusteau:
You just lost your family. All your friends. You are lonely.
Remy:
[chuckles sarcastically] Yeah, well you're dead.
Gusteau:
Ah, but that is no match for wishful thinking. If you focus on what you left behind. You will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around.
 

The Empty Mirror  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Adolf Hitler:
Before us lies Germany, within us marches Germany, and after us comes Germany!
 

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall  - Quotes

 Aldous Snow:
Actually, Peter, I wanted to tell you, I was listening to Sarah's iPod the other day, and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing, I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It's great.
Peter Bretter:
That's, like, exactly what I'm going for.
Aldous Snow:
Right, yeah.
Peter Bretter:
[clearly disappointed] Fuck you're cool! It's so hard to say, because, like, I hate you in so many ways.
 

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince  - Quotes

 Albus Dumbledore:
[after Harry confusedly finishes viewing a memory from Dumbledore's pensieve] Confused? I'd be surprised if you weren't.
Harry Potter:
Well, I don't understand. What happened?
Albus Dumbledore:
This is perhaps the most important memory I've collected. It is also a lie. This memory has been tampered with by the same person whose memory it is, our old friend, Professor Slughorn.
Harry Potter:
But why would he tamper with his own memory?
Albus Dumbledore:
I suspect he's ashamed of it.
Harry Potter:
Why?
Albus Dumbledore:
Why, indeed? I asked you to get to know Professor Slughorn, and you have done so. Now I want you to persuade him to divulge his true memory any way you can.
Harry Potter:
I don't know him that well, sir.
Albus Dumbledore:
This memory is everything. Without it, we are blind. Without it, we leave the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice. You must not fail.
 

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Die Another Day  - Quotes

 Miranda Frost:
[door opens; Jinx kicks Zao in the face] Ooh! Yeah, nice moves just like Bond. He was pretty vigorous last night as well.
Jinx:
He did you? I didn't know he was that desperate.
Miranda Frost:
Well, he's not coming back for you. He just died running, trying to save his own skin. Yeah. [attempts to touch the leather of Jinx's jacket but Jinx pushes her away]
Miranda Frost:
Oh, that's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
 

Nacho Libre  - Quotes

 Señor Ramon:
Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.
Sister Encarnación:
Thank you Brother.
 

Gran Torino  - Quotes

 Walt Kowalski:
[to Father Janovich] I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.
 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 
[TV host Larry King is interviewing Saudi Ambassador Prince Bandar bin Sultan]
Larry King:
[on Osama bin Laden] What were the circumstances under which you met him?
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
This is ironic. In the mid-80's, if you remember, we and the United States were supporting the Mujhadeen to liberate Afghanistan from the Soviets. He came to thank me for my efforts to bring the Americans, our friends, to help us against the atheists, in other words the Communists.
Larry King:
And now he may be responsible for bombing America.
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
Absolutely.
Larry King:
What did you make of him when you met him?
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
I was not impressed, to be honest with you.
 

The Ladies Man  - Quotes

 Leon Phelps:
My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.
 

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Private Parts  - Quotes

 Howard Stern:
Irene, the weather girl! Irene, are you there? [on the phone]
Leather Weather Lady:
It's cold. *Real* cold. But your ass is gonna be plenty hot when I give you a good hard butt whippin'! Tongue! [puts out her cigarette on the tongue of the rubberbound man]
Leather Weather Lady:
What do you think about that? Turns you on, doesn't it? You little maggot!
Rubberbound Man:
Yeah.
Howard Stern:
Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Leather Weather Lady:
Shut up.
Howard Stern:
We hope to hear from you tomorrow. Give us some more weather!
Leather Weather Lady:
Bite me, you loser!
 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  - Quotes

 
[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]
Rubeus Hagrid:
Grawpy, that is not polite!
Ron Weasley:
Hagrid, do something!
Rubeus Hagrid:
We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione! [Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]
Hermione Granger:
Grawp! Put-me-down! [Grawp stares blankly]
Hermione Granger:
*Now*! [Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]
Ron Weasley:
Are you alright?
Hermione Granger:
Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.
Harry Potter:
I think you've got an admirer.
 

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The Number 23  - Quotes

 Walter Sparrow:
There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.
 

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Zombieland  - Quotes

 Columbus:
The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
 

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Angels in America  - Quotes

 Prior:
Maybe I am a prophet. Not just me, all of us who are dying now. Maybe we've caught the virus of prophecy... Be still, toil no more. Maybe the world has driven God from heaven and incurred the angel's wrath. I believe I've seen the end of things, and having seen I'm going blind as prophets do; it makes a certain sense to me. And if I hate heaven my only resistance is to run.
 

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How to Train Your Dragon  - Quotes

 Snotlout:
If that dragon, shows either of its faces, I'm gonna-There!
Tuffnut:
Hey! It's us idiots!
Tuffnut:
Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon! [laughs]
Snotlout:
Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig- [yelping sound]
Snotlout:
[Astrid punches him]
 

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Before Night Falls  - Quotes

 Reinaldo Arenas:
Walking along streets that collapse from crumbling sewers. Past buildings that you jump to avoid because they will fall on you. Past grim faces that size you up and sentence you. Past closed shops, closed markets, closed cinemas, closed parks, closed cafes. Sometimes showing dusty signs, justifcations: "CLOSED FOR RENOVATION," "CLOSED FOR REPAIRS." What kind of repairs? When will these so-called renovations be finished? When at last will they begin? Closed... closed... closed... everything closed. I arrive, open the countless padlocks and run up the temporary stairs. There she is, waiting for me. I pull off the cover, and stare at her dusty, cold shape I clean of fthe dust and caress her. With my hand, delicately, I wipe clean her back, her base and her sides. Infront of her, I feel desperate and happy. I run my fingers over her keyboard and suddenly it all starts up. With a tinkling sound the music begins, little by little, then faster; now full speed. Walls, trees, streets, cathedrals, faces and beaches. Cells, mini- cells, huge cells. Starry nights, bare feet, pines, clouds. Hundreds, thousands, millions of parrots. A stool, a climbing plant, they all answer my call, all come to me. The walls recede, the roof vanishes, and you float quite naturally. You float uprooted, dragged off, lfited high. Transported, immortalized, saved. Thanks to that subtle, continuous rhythm, that music, that incessant tap-tap.
 

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Six: The Mark Unleashed  - Quotes

 
[Tom is being tortured]
Preston Scott:
Time is up. What do you choose? [Tom mumbles something]
Preston Scott:
What was that? [Tom smiles]
Tom Newman:
Perfect love casts out fear. [screams]
Tom Newman:
Jesus! Jesus save me! [Tom weeps for joy]
Preston Scott:
That was the wrong choice.
Tom Newman:
I forgive you. I forgive you.
 

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Deep Blue Sea  - Quotes

 Russell Franklin:
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince  - Quotes

 Bellatrix Lestrange:
[walking into the astronomy tower followed by Death Eaters] Well look what we have here. Dumbledore wandless, alone and cornered in his own castle! Well done, Draco!
Albus Dumbledore:
Good evening, Bellatrix. I think introductions are called for.
Bellatrix Lestrange:
Love to, Albus, but I'm afraid we're on a bit of a tight schedule. [to Draco]
Bellatrix Lestrange:
Do it!
Fenrir Greyback:
He doesn't have the stomach, like his father. Let me finish him in my own way.
Bellatrix Lestrange:
No! The Dark Lord was clear, the boy's to do it.
 

Meet Dave  - Quotes

 Captain:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
Various crew members:
I am Dave Ming Chang. [etc]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
And I am Johnny Dazzle! [everyone stares at him.]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.
 

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Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple  - Quotes

 Deborah Layton:
Nobody joins a cult. Nobody joins something they think's gonna hurt them. You join a religious organization, you join a political movement, and you join with people that you *really like.*
 

Bad Boys II  - Quotes

 Mike Lowery:
All right, everybody start shooting at somebody! Shoot! Shoot! [everyone does, then]
Marcus Burnett:
Shit, I'm out!
Mike Lowery:
[checks his pistol] I got two rounds left.
Marcus Burnett:
[checks his pistol] One in the chamber.
Syd:
[checks her pistol] I'm out.
Mike Lowery:
All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?
Tito Vargas:
I got one, in my hip!
Syd:
Oh God, he's hit!
 

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House of 1000 Corpses  - Quotes

 Stucky:
[shows a topless autographed photo of June Wilkinson] Shit, I can't do nothing with this now. I can't get rid of this. It ain't worth nothing. My name's all over it. I was gonna fix it to trade it with Jackie Cobb.
Captain Spaulding:
That retard who hangs out at Molly's fruit stand? For the lot of me, I do not understand why you hang out with that asshole.
Stucky:
He's one horney retard.
Captain Spaulding:
Well hell, arn't they all? All they want to do is eat and fuck.
Stucky:
Well, if you knew him better you might understand his urges.
Captain Spaulding:
Worse than a rabid-ass baboon.
Stucky:
You know what his favorite thing is next to whacking his weasel? He takes a sharpened pencil, sticks it in his eyeball and twists it.
Captain Spaulding:
What?
Stucky:
He doesn't hurt himself. He kind of twists it next to his eyeball.
Captain Spaulding:
Oh, he's been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball.
Stucky:
Oh no, he don't do anything like that. Although one time, he got caught with a Planet of the Apes doll stuck up his asshole.
Captain Spaulding:
[laughing] God damn!
Stucky:
They had to take him to the hospital. The kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt and they couldn't get it out!
 

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Batman Forever  - Quotes

 Two-Face:
The bat's stubborn refusal to expire... is driving us INSANE!
 

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Tomcats  - Quotes

 Kyle:
Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.
Michael:
Why a cosmetics counter girl?
Kyle:
It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them.
Steve:
Like my mom?
Kyle:
Yeah, exactly.
 

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Superman  - Quotes

 Superman:
You're first on my list!
Granny Goodness:
A joke! It was only a joke, my little sugardrop!
Superman:
I'm not laughing...
Granny Goodness:
Now, now, don't be cross. Let Granny make everything... better... [Shocking him with her punishment cane]
Granny Goodness:
Ungrateful brat! I gave you a glorious new life, and now you turn on dear old Granny!
 

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Romeo + Juliet  - Quotes

 Romeo:
If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
Juliet:
Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
Romeo:
Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?
Juliet:
Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
Romeo:
Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
Juliet:
Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
Romeo:
Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
Romeo:
[They kiss] Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.
Juliet:
Then have my lips the sin that they have took?
Romeo:
Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.
Juliet:
[they kiss again] You kiss by the book.
 

Batman Forever  - Quotes

 The Riddler:
[to Two-Face, who has just blown a hole in the ceiling of his lair] Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?
 

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Alexander  - Quotes

 Philip:
It's never easy to escape our mothers, Alexander. All your life beware of women. They're far more dangerous than men.
 

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Cleopatra  - Quotes

 Cleopatra:
Divorce your wife! Marry me and name Caesarion your one true heir!
Julius Caesar:
No! Caesarion is my son. Octavian is my heir.
 

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Monkeybone  - Quotes

 Stu:
So I thought what the hell I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married? But on the other hand if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Herb:
Testify about what?
 

District 9  - Quotes

 Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Points out Alien graffiti] This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."
 

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He Got Game  - Quotes

 Jake Shuttlesworth:
I want you to go to Big State, Son.
Jesus Shuttlesworth:
Aw, Man, you just like everybody else.
Jake Shuttlesworth:
No I'm not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else ain't your father.
 

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Calendar Girls  - Quotes

 Marie:
She's here to introduce us to the fascinating world of rugs [secretary whispers to her]
Marie:
My apologies Iris, I stand corrected, it's not just rugs, it is in fact all forms of carpeting.
Chris:
Oh, thank God. For a moment I thought it was going to be dull.
 


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