Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 
[TV host Larry King is interviewing Saudi Ambassador Prince Bandar bin Sultan]
Larry King:
[on Osama bin Laden] What were the circumstances under which you met him?
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
This is ironic. In the mid-80's, if you remember, we and the United States were supporting the Mujhadeen to liberate Afghanistan from the Soviets. He came to thank me for my efforts to bring the Americans, our friends, to help us against the atheists, in other words the Communists.
Larry King:
And now he may be responsible for bombing America.
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
Absolutely.
Larry King:
What did you make of him when you met him?
Prince Bandar bin Sultan:
I was not impressed, to be honest with you.
 



Crimson Tide  - Quotes

 Rear Admiral Anderson, Board of Inquiry President:
Off the record, you both created one hell of a mess. [to Hunter]
Rear Admiral Anderson, Board of Inquiry President:
A mutiny aboard a United States nuclear submarine. [to Ramsey]
Rear Admiral Anderson, Board of Inquiry President:
Violation of nuclear launch protocols.
 

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Bubble Boy  - Quotes

 Jimmy:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all... [looks down and says faster]
Jimmy:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic of which it stands one nation under God indivisible.
 



Transformers  - Quotes

 Agent Simmons:
What you're about to see is totally classified... [Project Iceman is reveled: a towering mechanical clossus, imprisoned in a cryogenic chamber]
Keller:
Dear God... what is this?
Tom Banachek:
We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole our gravitation field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
Agent Simmons:
We call him NBE-1.
Sam Witwicky:
I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Tom Banachek:
He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Agent Simmons:
Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1... [sneers at Sam]
Agent Simmons:
That's what we call IT!
Keller:
And you didn't think that the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Tom Banachek:
Until these events we had no credible threats to national security.
Keller:
Well, you got one now!
 

The Paradigm Shift  - Quotes

 Arthur Collins:
For your homework assignment... you shall devise a feasible plan to assassinate the President of the United States of America. Be creative. Cite your sources. But avoid doing it during class. Political assassinations are not grounds for absence without a note.
 

Capitalism: A Love Story  - Quotes

 Rep. Dennis Kucinich:
Is this the United States Congress, or the board of directors of Goldman Sachs?
 

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The Aviator  - Quotes

 Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
All right, let's get down to business. Let's talk turkey. My investigation... [He nearly bursts into laughter]
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
My investigation has turned up a lot of dirt. It could be really embarassing if this stuff got out. I'd like to save you from that embarassment.
Howard Hughes:
That's very kind of you, Owen.
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
My committee has the power to hold public hearings. I'd like to spare you from that.
Howard Hughes:
[smirks] Would you, now? [Brewster abruptly drops his silverware]
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
Look, do you wanna go down in history as a war profiteer, Howard? Is that what you want?
Howard Hughes:
[gravely] What do you want, Owen?
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
You agree to support my C.A.B. bill, and I won't hold public hearings.
Howard Hughes:
I can't do that, Owen. Can't do that. The C.A.B. bill would kill TWA.
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
Sell T.W.A. to Pan Am. You'll get a good price. You'll get a fair price, I'm telling you.
Howard Hughes:
And then...? Then you won't go public?
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
Right. That's right. The investigation's closed. Nobody knows a thing. It's better for everybody. [pause]
Howard Hughes:
You know, Owen, I'm still wondering one thing. The picture of the llama you got last year. Where'd you sail from?
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
[disinterested] We didn't sail. We flew.
Howard Hughes:
You flew?
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
Yeah.
Howard Hughes:
Ah.
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
[Brewster stops chewing abruptly, realizing what Howard's implying]
Howard Hughes:
[leans in] Are you sure you want to do this, Owen? You want to go to war with me?
Sen. Ralph Owen Brewster:
It isn't me, Howard. It's the United States government. We just beat Germany and Japan. Who the hell are you?
 

The Half Life of Timofey Berezin  - Quotes

 Shiv:
You know who wore hat like this?
Andrei:
No.
Shiv:
Jesse James.
Andrei:
Jesse James! [mimicking pistols with hands]
Shiv:
Jesse James. He wore hat just like this. He only stole from rich people, so he really wasn't a thief. He'd go into a rough place like Chicago or Brooklyn and do business.
Andrei:
Like you?
Shiv:
[nodding] The CIA chased him for years. Whenever Jesse Jackson needed a car he stole one.
Andrei:
Jesse James?
Shiv:
What did I say?
Andrei:
Reggie Jackson.
Shiv:
Jesse Jackson! He could've been the president of the United States but they don't respect the black man so he went underground.
Andrei:
Was he who did sports like Michael Jordan?
Shiv:
Michael Jackson! Michael, Reggie, Jesse... and two other brothers: the Jackson Five. The most powerful family in America. Hey, what bill is Andrew Jackson on?
Andrei:
Twenty!
Shiv:
Twenty! Hey. Respect the Jacksons.
 

Amistad  - Quotes

 
[the slave fortress in Sierra Leone is being bombarded from sea]
Captain Fitzgerald:
Fire. Fire. Fire. Take a letter, Ensign. To His Honor, the United States Secretary of State, Mr. John Forsyth. My dear Mr. Forsyth, it is my great pleasure to inform you that you are, in fact, correct. The slave fortress in Sierra Leone does not exist.
 

Clear and Present Danger  - Quotes

 Jack Ryan:
I didn't sign up for this. This is someone's bullshit political agenda. Who authorized this? Cutter?
Ritter:
Cutter couldn't tie his own shoes without permission.
Jack Ryan:
If I go down you're coming with me.
Ritter:
Wrong again. I have an *autographed get-out-of-jail-free card*! "The President of the United States authorizes Deputy Director of the CIA Robert Ritter to conduct 'Operation Reciprocity' including all necessary funding and support. This action is deemed important to the national security of the United States etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." You don't *have* one of these, do you Jack? [as Ryan walks away]
Ritter:
Gray! The world is gray, Jack!
 

Tombstone  - Quotes

 Wyatt Earp:
All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? [pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp:
It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton:
[terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp:
[referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up! [shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp:
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! [lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp:
So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! [shouts]
Wyatt Earp:
You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... [louder]
Wyatt Earp:
Hell's coming with me!
 

Why We Fight  - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
John McCain:
The United States is the greatest force for good in the world.
John McCain:
We have, not an obligation to go out and start wars, but certainly to spread democracy and freedom, throughout the world.
John McCain:
...When does the United States go from a force for good, to a force of imperialism?
 

The Fugitive  - Quotes

 Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Sheriff Rawlins, with all due respect, I'd like to suggest check points on a 15 mile radius out here on I-57, I-24 and on route 13 out of Chester...
Sheriff Rawlins:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The prisoners are all dead and the only thing checkpoints are gonna do is get a lot of good people frantic around here and flood my office with calls.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
[deadpan] Well, shit, sheriff, I'd hate to see that happen, so I guess I'll just take over your investigation.
Sheriff Rawlins:
[flustered] You? On what authority?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Governor of the state of Illinois, United States Marshals Office, 5th District Northern Illinois.
 

Letters from Iwo Jima  - Quotes

 General Tadamichi Kuribayashi:
The United States is the *last* country in the world that Japan should fight.
 

Planet of the Apes  - Quotes

 Daena:
What tribe are you from?
Captain Leo Davidson:
United States Air Force, and I'm going back.
 

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An Inconvenient Truth  - Quotes

 Al Gore:
I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States of America. [laughter and applause from audience]
Al Gore:
I don't find that particularly funny.
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Samir Khader:
History tells us that human beings have short memories. Who thinks now in the United States about what happened in Somalia in 1993? Nobody. Who thinks about what happened in Bosnia/Herzegovina? Nobody thinks about that. History is written by the victors. All that will be left from this war are just scripts and some history books, and that's it. Life will continue. We'll go on. There will be other problems, there will be other things to think about. There will be one single thing that will be left: victory, and that's it. People like victory, they don't like justifications. You don't have to justify it, once you are victorious, that's it.
 

Miracle  - Quotes

 Mike Eruzione:
Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusettes!
Herb Brooks:
Who do you play for?
Mike Eruzione:
I play for the United States of America!
 

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Blues Brothers 2000  - Quotes

 Elwood Blues:
Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.
 

Amistad  - Quotes

 John Quincy Adams:
[to the court] Your Honor, I derive much consolation from the fact that my colleague, Mr. Baldwin here, has argued the case in so able, and so complete a manner, as to leave me scarcely anything to say. However... why are we here? How is it that a simple, plain property issue has should now find itself so ennobled as to be argued before the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
 

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America  - Quotes

 Agent Bork:
Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
Agent Fleming:
Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Agent Bork:
Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
 

The Hills Have Eyes  - Quotes

 
[title card]
title card:
Between 1945 and 1962 the United States conducted 331 atmospheric nuclear test. Today, the government still denies the genetic effects caused by the radioactive fallout...
 

Transformers  - Quotes

 
[addressing an assembly of signal analysts]
Keller:
Please be seated... I'm John Keller. Obviously you're all wondering why you're here, so these are the facts: At 17:00 hours GMT yesterday a SOCCENT airbase in Qatar was attacked. So far as we know, there were no survivors. The purpose of the attack was to hack our military network; we don't know what they were looking for, but they were cut off during the assault, which leads us to assume they're going to try it again. Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack. And the only lead we have is this sound... [plays a recording of a signal]
Keller:
That's the signal that hacked our network. NASA's working around the clock to break it but we need YOUR help in deciphering this signal. You've all shown technical skill in the field of signal analysis. We're on a hair trigger, people, the United States has dispatched an armed force to its full capacity. This is as real as it's going to get. I'm going to leave you to the officer to sort you all into groups. Good luck to us all.
 

Sneakers  - Quotes

 
[each member of the team makes a request in return for the decryption chip]
Whistler:
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
Bernard Abbott:
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Martin Bishop:
He's serious.
Whistler:
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Bernard Abbott:
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Martin Bishop:
You're just gonna have to try.
Bernard Abbott:
All right, I'll see what I can do.
Whistler:
Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
 

Prozac Nation  - Quotes

 Elizabeth:
Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.
 

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind  - Quotes

 Jim Byrd:
He's a bad guy. He's one of the bad guys.
Chuck Barris:
Bad for the US, right, Jim? Not bad in the absolute sense. Just bad for the US.
Jim Byrd:
Don't fuckin' dance with me. Renda's bad for the Tea & Biscuit Company. He's bad for me personally. You work for me. Renda's bad for me... You're now officially a patriotic citizen of the United States of Jim Byrd. There's no backing out now. We let you in on everything. You don't play. You don't leave. You understand that? You don't play... You don't leave.
 

The Interpreter  - Quotes

 Dot Woods:
Secret Service.
UN Security Guard:
Just a moment please.
Dot Woods:
We're with Foreign Dignitary Protection. It's a branch of the United States government
Tobin Keller:
Dot.
UN Security Guard:
You're not in the United States, this is international territory. I need you to wait for an escort.
 

Uncovered: The Whole Truth About the Iraq War  - Quotes

 former ambassador to Saudi Arabia:
One of the more ironic effects of the attack on Iraq, was to buttress other countries in the conviction that, the infamous remark by an Indian general after the first Gulf War when he said, the lesson of this war is that if you have to fight the United States you better have nuclear weapons.
 

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian  - Quotes

 Larry Daley:
Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...
Brandon:
No, we don't.
Larry Daley:
No?
Brandon:
It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
 

The Greatest Game Ever Played  - Quotes

 Eddie Lowery:
Hey, Francis, who's that fat guy?
Francis Ouimet:
Oh, my Gosh. That's President Taft.
Eddie Lowery:
[excitedly] You mean the United States President Taft? [waving]
Eddie Lowery:
How ya doin', Mr. President?
 

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Why We Fight  - Quotes

 Karen Kwiatkowski:
I have two sons and I will allow none of my children to serve in the United States Military. If you join the military now you are not defending the United States of America, you are helping certain policy makers pursue an imperial agenda.
 

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan  - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
Borat:
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
 

Flight of the Intruder  - Quotes

 Admiral:
What we're going to tell you Commander, may come as a surprise, but it must be held in the utmost secrecy, and its importance will become obvious. I think you'll understand.
Court-Martial Captain:
All charges against your boys have been dropped.
Cdr. Camparelli:
Sir?
Court-Martial Captain:
They're gone, dropped, never happened.
Cdr. Camparelli:
What do you want me to do, Captain?
Court-Martial Captain:
Cover it up, sweep it under the rug. Take your men back to your carrier first thing in the morning, keep their mouths shut. Beyond that, you can do what you want to with them, but this affair's over.
Cdr. Camparelli:
May I ask the captain, why?
Admiral:
Because the President of the United States, Richard M. Nixon is quite irritated at the opposition for leaving the peace table. He has just ordered Operation Linebacker II; the unrestricted bombing of all military targets in North Vietnam.
Court-Martial Captain:
We'd look like real idiots if we court-martialed an A-6 crew for doing what the President of the United States just told us to do. If even a rumor got back to the press, you can understand the ramifications.
Cdr. Camparelli:
Yes. Yes, sir.
 

Vantage Point  - Quotes

 Angie Jones:
The President of the United States has been shot.
 

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The Fantasticks  - Quotes

 Amos Babcock Bellamy:
You see! Whenever you have a problem, the United States Postal Service comes to the rescue.
Ben Hucklebee:
Yeah, they run a tight ship.
 

Dogfight  - Quotes

 Rose:
What's a 'jarhead'?
Eddie Birdlace:
Oh, that's just what we call ourselves. You see, i'm a United States marine. It's okay if we say it but if a squid say's it, you know, a sailor? then it's fist city. But it's alright if a, if a woman say's it... especially if she can sing as good as you can.
Rose:
Thanks. Thanks very much. Jarhead.
 

A Few Good Men  - Quotes

 Judge Randolph:
[reading the verdict] Lance Corporal Dawson, Private First Class Downey: On the charge of murder, the members find the accused not guilty. On the charge of conspiracy to commit murder, the members find the accused not guilty. On the charge of conduct unbecoming a United States Marine, the members find the accused guilty as charged. The accused are hereby sentenced to time already served, and you are ordered to be dishonorably discharged from the Marine Corps. This court martial is adjourned.
Bailiff:
All rise. [the courtroom clears; Downey is baffled and afraid, and speaks to Dawson]
Downey:
What does that mean?
 

Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer  - Quotes

 Aileen Wuornos:
[to the camera] They got me pissed - hey United States Supreme Court, you fuckin' - I'm telling you man - YOU MOTHERFUCKERS - keep fucking with my god damn execution and there's going to be BLOOD SHED! I'm sick of this... Get that fucking warrent signed!
 

Rush Hour  - Quotes

 Lee:
You must take me to see Consul Han right away.
Carter:
Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy.
Lee:
Yes, it is.
Carter:
No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.
 

As Good as It Gets  - Quotes

 Melvin Udall:
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon Bishop:
[clears his throat] Uhm, yes. It's not a... subtle point that you're making.
Melvin Udall:
Okay then. [Shuts door in Simon's face]
 

One Last Ride  - Quotes

 Carmine:
I got this idea; I don't know why I never told you about it... My cousin Pauly's been into this for a year or so; he's making money hand-over-fist. It's check-cashing. Listen to how this works, it's great: About a year ago, Pauly's out of work. So, one day, he's collecting a check over at unemployment... when this guy approaches him and tells Pauly about this check-cashing business he's running. He lets him know how simple it is, how much bread he can make; and then he checks Pauly out, to make sure he's not connected to the cops or feds. So then he sets Pauly up with the works - false fingerprints, phony ID... Pauly showed me how to use a spray-on surgical glove to cover the prints. Then he showed me how to use a graphite/cold-cream mixture, which creates a glow on any photo taken by any bank. This guy has major, intense banking knowledge. So he starts selling Pauly checks that he's making on his pay-order machine. Then Pauly starts passing these things out left and right, one end of the state to the other, and a few across the border. Nobody caught on in a year, and he's living like Bill Gates. The best part is this: Pauly buys his own United States Money Order machine, and he starts pumping these checks out twice as fast... The other guy's all right; he's not hurting none - he's doing 8 to 10 in Chino for passing off bad checks. The point is, PAULY'S still making a ton of money. We'd only need two checks.
 

Blind Horizon  - Quotes

 Frank Kavanaugh:
There is a conspiracy to kill the President of the United States and I know something but I don't know how and it's happening in your town sheriff.
 

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Liberty Bound  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Narrator:
The United States of America: rich, diverse, well-fed, proud, free. The United States of America: poor, hungry, scared, oppressed. There are those who say the United States is an empire, a dictatorship possessing fascistic elements. There are others who insist it's a democracy, or a representative republic: the realized dream of the founding fathers. Can both assessments be correct? How can the nation known as the United States of America be both? How can there be two totally different views of the same thing? Is America an empire, or a democracy, or somewhere in-between? I travelled from one end of the country to the other exploring these questions: by train, plane, bus, and micro-bus.
 

The Salena Incident  - Quotes

 Alien Computer:
Please, state your name and request.
Captain John Bradley:
Captain John Bradley. What the hell is going around here?
Alien Computer:
Captain John Bradley, United States Marines, Special Forces, welcome. You are currently in a class five starship used for incarceration transfer of the following: Sycophant Leech. Homeworld: Kellan planet.
Kevin Porter:
It's a prison transport.
Alien Computer:
Characteristics: cannibalistic, parasitic.
Dr. Taylor Kacey:
Friends of yours?
Alien Computer:
Crimes: Took over life-forms and governemtns on five worlds. Barbarous Deinos. Warning: Most dangerous in the galaxy. Proceed with caution. Home world: Chandi planet. Characteristics: nearly invincible, pretermined to kill anything living. Crimes: Wiped out all life in 10 worlds.
Albany Gavin:
That is fucked up.
 

The Interpreter  - Quotes

 American Ambassador Davis:
Let's be clear, Mr. Ambassador. The United States may not recognize the I.C.C. as a legitimate court, but we certainly do not condone the methods President Zuwanie uses against his own people.
Silvia Broome:
[translating from Ku] Dr. Zuwanie is an educator. He is... our teacher. But his opponents engage in evermore ferocious acts. The partisans of both Kuman-Kuman and Ajene Xola have become... terrorists.
American Ambassador Davis:
The French proposal is a diplomatic headache for both of us.
 

The Hunting of the President  - Quotes

 Robert Bennett:
And I remember George Stephanopoulos coming into the Oval Office not once but two or three times and saying "Mr. President you have GOT to get into this meeting." It was surreal. I was taking the time of the President of the United States during an international emergency, talking with him about the Paula Jones case.
 



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