Not Another Teen Movie - Quotes

 Austin:
Looks like you've got a thing for butt-ugly girls, Mr. I've Got A Thing For Butt-Ugly Girls!
 

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Pieces of April - Quotes

 Joy Burns:
This way, instead of April showing up with some new piercing or some ugly new tattoo and, God forbid, staying overnight, this way, we get to show up, experience the disaster that is her life, smile through it, and before you know it, we're on our way back home.
 

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Little Women - Quotes

 Jo March:
Well, of course Aunt March prefers Amy over me. Why shouldn't she? I'm ugly and awkward and I always say the wrong things. I fly around throwing away perfectly good marriage proposals. I love our home, but I'm just so fitful and I can't stand being here! I'm sorry, I'm sorry Marmee. There's just something really wrong with me. I want to change, but I - I can't. And I just know I'll never fit in anywhere.
 

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Strangers with Candy - Quotes

 Chuck Noblet:
Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?
Tina:
Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?
Chuck Noblet:
Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?
Chip Beavers:
That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.
Chuck Noblet:
Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.
Tina:
But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks?
Chuck Noblet:
Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
 

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The 40 Year Old Virgin - Quotes

 Cal:
Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
Andy Stitzer:
I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now.
Cal:
Don't get bitter.
Andy Stitzer:
I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Cal:
That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Andy Stitzer:
I am not ugly as fuck.
Cal:
I didn't say you were ugly as fuck.
Andy Stitzer:
Well, you implied it.
Cal:
Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
Andy Stitzer:
What? You never told me that before.
Cal:
That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.
 

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The Little Rascals - Quotes

 Buckwheat:
[singing, as he and Porky are jogging to the race] We're goin' to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face! [Porky giggles happily]
 

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Aspen Extreme - Quotes

 Dexter Rutecki:
What's with these pants, Teej? I mean, they got some like support structure in them or something? Everybody's got a good butt. [pause]
Dexter Rutecki:
Who's got a law against ugly women? [to young woman]
Dexter Rutecki:
Hey! How you doing?
 

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Chocolat - Quotes

 Comte de Reynaud:
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?
Vianne Rocher:
You make her sound like a fugitive.
Comte de Reynaud:
She *is* a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.
Vianne Rocher:
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead]
Vianne Rocher:
Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.
Comte de Reynaud:
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.
Josephine:
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.
 

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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties - Quotes

 
[sees two dogs on a horse-driven cart]
Garfield:
Hey, Odie, it's one of those royal corgis. [also sees the queen on the cart]
Garfield:
Hey lady, you got any leftover liver? [no response from the queen]
Garfield:
Ah, stuck-up little punk. Oh, I know she heard it, they had the top down. Odie... Odie? [Odie starts peeing on a British soldier's foot]
Garfield:
D'uh-oh! Odie, no, don't do the ugly American thing! [soldier looks down at Odie]
Garfield:
[running away with Odie from the soldier] The British are coming, the British are coming! Well, you made him crack anyway.
 

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American Psycho - Quotes

 Craig McDermott:
If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares?
Patrick Bateman:
Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality? [pause, all laugh]
Patrick Bateman:
I know, I know. [all in unison]
Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten:
There are no girls with good personalities.
David Van Patten:
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
Craig McDermott:
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
David Van Patten:
Absolutely.
Craig McDermott:
And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.
 

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Dennis the Menace - Quotes

 Chief of Police:
I don't believe I've seen you around here before.
Switchblade Sam:
Maybe that's 'cause I ain't never been around here.
Chief of Police:
What are you up to, buddy?
Switchblade Sam:
What's it to ya?
Chief of Police:
Now look, I run a nice clean town here, and I don't want any trouble. So, my advice to you is just follow the sun on out of here.
Switchblade Sam:
The only reason I ain't moving on is 'cause you stopped to give me the breeze. [Switchblade Sam grins exposing his ugly teeth, clicks them together, and leaves with a woman's purse he stole from a baby's carraige]
 

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Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - Quotes

 Aeryn Sun:
John! You went there, didn't you?
John Crichton:
I went the whole way there.
Aeryn Sun:
I didn't want you to do that.
John Crichton:
Yes, you did. Everybody wants to see the great big wormhole weapon.
Aeryn Sun:
No, I want to see war turned into peace.
John Crichton:
War and Peace, War and Peace. Did you know that Woody Allen's version is better than Tolstoy's? Because it is funnier and absolute power corrupts, absolutely. Where the hell's my pen? Where's my pen?
Aeryn Sun:
This is what you want!
John Crichton:
No, Aeryn it is not what I want! It's just that fate keeps blocking all the exits! And no matter what I do I just keep circling closer to the flame!
Aeryn Sun:
Then pull back. This war is not your responsibility.
John Crichton:
You and the baby are my responsibility. And how am I supposed to protect you from the Peacekeepers and the Scarrans and the Tragans and the lions, tigers and bears? With this? Winona? This gun? No gun is big enough.
Aeryn Sun:
We still have Stark and the Eidelons.
John Crichton:
It's not enough. [gesturing to his notebook]
John Crichton:
This is enough. Wormholes. What's inside my head. This is ugly and it is malignant. But it will protect you and the baby.
Aeryn Sun:
Ah, but you see. You don't just protect me, we protect each other.
 

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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World - Quotes

 Mr. Allen, Master:
What is it? Curious, eh? Some type of gull.
Mr. Allen, Master:
[Sees a marine iguana] There's an ugly devil.
Williamson, Midshipman:
Disgusting
Williamson, Midshipman:
It's got warts all over it.
Mr. Allen, Master:
[Chuckling] Ugly devils aren't they?
 

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Edgeplay: A Film About The Runaways - Quotes

 Sandy West:
Greed is an ugly thing. Power is an ugly thing. Jealousy is a very ugly thing.
 

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Strangers with Candy - Quotes

 Mr. Chuck Noblet:
[to Jerri, who wants to run for Homecoming Queen] You want to hear a little secret? You're only as ugly as we think you are.
 

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How to Deal - Quotes

 Halley:
Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".
 

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Saving Private Ryan - Quotes

 Captain Miller:
Well when I think of home, I... I think of something specific. I think of my, my hammock in the backyard or my wife pruning the rosebushes in a pair of my old work gloves.
Private Ryan:
This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?
Captain Miller:
No, no that one I save just for me.
 

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Liar Liar - Quotes

 Max Reede:
My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher:
That's just something ugly people say.
 

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Anger Management - Quotes

 Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
Dave Buznik:
How 'bout fiddle-faddels?
Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.
Dave Buznik:
Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating I don't see how that's possible.
Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable.
 

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Shrek - Quotes

 Donkey:
Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?
Shrek:
Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with *me*! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...
 

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Quotes

 Jesse James:
You know I'm real comfortable with your brother. Hell, he's ugly as sin and he smells like a skunk and he's so ignorant he couldn't drive nails in the snow, but he's sort of easy to be around. I can't say the same for you, Bob.
Robert Ford:
I'm sorry to hear you say that.
Jesse James:
[pause] You know how it is when you're with your girlfriend and the moon is out and you know she wants to be kissed even though she never said so?
Robert Ford:
Yeah.
Jesse James:
You're giving me signs that grieve my soul and make me wonder if maybe your mind's been changed about me.
Robert Ford:
What do you want me to do? Swear my good faith on the Bible?
 

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Grumpier Old Men - Quotes

 Max Goldman:
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
 

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Ella Enchanted - Quotes

 Slannen the Elf:
You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
Brumhilda:
Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!
 

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The Princess and the Frog - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Eudora:
[telling a story to Tiana and Charlotte] Just at that moment, the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded, "Oh please, dear princess! Only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch!"
Young Charlotte:
[to Tiana] Here comes my favorite part.
Eudora:
And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature, leaned forward, raised him to her lips, and kissed that little frog.
Young Charlotte:
Aww.
Young Tiana:
[gags]
Eudora:
Then lo and behold, the frog was transformed into a handsome prince! They were married and lived happily ever after. The end.
 

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Scary Movie 3 - Quotes

 
[Tabitha crawls out of the TV, stands up, and empties a whole bunch of water out of her ear]
Brenda Meeks:
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! [Tabitha walks to Brenda]
Brenda Meeks:
Cindy, help me!
Cindy:
I'm not listening. [Brenda punches Tabitha]
Brenda Meeks:
Get up, you little ugly bitch. Come on! Let me see what you got! [Tabitha tries to punch her, but Brenda holds her back]
Brenda Meeks:
What you gonna do? That's all? [punches her again]
Brenda Meeks:
Ooh! I'm kicking her ass, Cindy! Yeah! What's up? [proceeds to kick and head butt Tabitha]
 

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Galaxy Quest - Quotes

 Guy Fleegman:
I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Gwen DeMarco:
They are *so* cute.
Guy Fleegman:
Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.
 

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Grand Canyon - Quotes

 Simon:
You ever been to the Grand Canyon? Its pretty, but thats not the thing of it. You can sit on the edge of that big ol' thing and those rocks... the cliffs and rocks are so old... it took so long for that thing to get like that... and it ain't done either! It happens right there while your watching it. Its happening right now as we are sitting here in this ugly town. When you sit on the edge of that thing, you realize what a joke we people really are... what big heads we have thinking that what we do is gonna matter all that much... thinking that our time here means didly to those rocks. Just a split second we have been here, the whole lot of us. That's a piece of time so small to even get a name. Those rocks are laughing at me right now, me and my worries... Yeah, its real humorous, that Grand Canyon. Its laughing at me right now. You know what I felt like? I felt like a gnat that lands on the ass of a cow chewing his cud on the side of the road that you drive by doing 70 mph.
 

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Pumpkin - Quotes

 Robert Meary:
I can't teach people to write poetry. It has to come from your experience... from your insides. Listen babe, I could show you great poems which you will begin by imitating. If you have some talent, you might write a decent poem by the end of the semester.
Cici Pinkus:
What do you do if everything inside you is ugly?
Robert Meary:
Your life may be ugly, kid, but a successful poem about it will not be ugly because the poem will illuminate and communicate the horror of your life to other people.
Carolyn McDuffy:
What do you mean, the horror of our lives? Why should anything be horrible or ugly? Why can't everything be beautiful and perfect?
 

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army - Quotes

 Tom Manning:
What are these things?
Liz Sherman:
We normally can't see fairy folk and trolls. They emit a cloaking aura of "glamour." But in 1838, Emil Schuffstein designed these. Four crystal diopters that allows you to see things as they really are. Keep an eye on her. [Manning sees the team following a bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of kittens]
Tom Manning:
That little old lady? Come on!
Liz Sherman:
It's a Fragglewump. An ugly Scottish troll. They're afraid of canaries. [Manning puts on the glasses and looks again]
Tom Manning:
Oh, my God! Canaries, huh? What about the kittens?
Liz Sherman:
She feeds on them.
Tom Manning:
That thing is a "she?"
 

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Ali - Quotes

 Muhammad Ali:
Hey, come on you big ugly bear, I'll turn you into a rug!
Sonny Liston:
Keep talking! I'm gonna fuck you up!
 

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Home Movies - Quotes

 Brendon:
[discussing his dad's new girlfriend] I dunno, Coach, I just don't like her.
Coach McGuirk:
Why, she ugly or something?
Brendon:
Oh, no! No, not at all! In fact, she's gorgeous!
Coach McGuirk:
Really?
Brendon:
Yeah, she could be like in a magazine or something!
Coach McGuirk:
[intrigued] What, like a DIRTY mag?
Brendon:
Uh, no. More like one of those model magazines.
Coach McGuirk:
[disappointed] Oh.
 

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Waterworld - Quotes

 Enola:
You're not so tough, you know that? How many people have you killed? Ten? Twenty?
Mariner:
You talk a lot.
Enola:
I talk a lot because you don't talk at all. Now, how many?
Mariner:
Including little girls?
Enola:
I'm not afraid of you. I told Helen you wouldn't be so ugly if you cut your hair.
Mariner:
In fact, you talk all the time. It's like a storm when you're around!
 

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Bongwater - Quotes

 Tony:
We didn't tell you? We're having a party! We rented out the Adams. Yeah it has this whole 80's theme.
Robert:
Yeah, so, you can just wear that really ugly shirt you always wear. And... you'll be 80's!
David:
Oh I'd love to. But all my stuff burned down. In the big funny fire!
 

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Freddy vs. Jason - Quotes

 
[Tormenting a 'young' Jason in his dream]
Freddy Krueger:
Awww... how sweet. [Rips the hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger:
You ugly little shit. Now there's a face... [Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger:
only a mother could love.
 

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Deus Ex - Quotes

 Walton Simons:
You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton:
That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.
 

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Pecker - Quotes

 
[after boys tried smugly stealing clothes]
Blond Haired Cashier Lady:
Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.
 

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K2 - Quotes

 Harold:
It's beautiful
Taylor Brooks:
Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?
 

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Quotes

 
[starting a fight]
Skids:
Are you scared?
Mudflap:
I'm scared only of your ugly face!
Skids:
I'm your twin, you stupid genius...!
 

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Freeway - Quotes

 Vanessa:
Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?
 

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The Sandlot - Quotes

 Ham Porter:
PLAY BALL! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch. [Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]
Ham Porter:
Haha, that's one. [cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
[to the batter] You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards. [cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. STRIKE THREE [Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]
Ham Porter:
YOU'RE OUT! [cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
Phillips:
[swings and misses again] SHUT UP PORTER!
Ham Porter:
Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on.
Ham Porter:
[two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?
 

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Horror Hayride - Quotes

 Dr. Barbara Slovine:
You were quite the diplomat at the task force screening today, Webb. I'm surprised by your appreciation of the significance of Briley's work.
Webb Wilder:
I'm kinda' surprised myself... Well, Picasso was a rude twerp too, but he painted some pretty pictures.
Dr. Barbara Slovine:
Yeah, but he also said there are two kinds of women; goddesses and doormats.
Webb Wilder:
Well he's obviously never been to music city before. Even the ugly women are good lookin' here, and you Dr. Barbara, you sure as Hell aint no doormat.
Dr. Barbara Slovine:
I'm glad you still think so.
 

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Starship Troopers - Quotes

 Net Correspondent:
It's an ugly planet. A BUG planet! A planet hostile to life- [Reporter is attacked and maimed by an arachnid]
 

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Seed of Chucky - Quotes

 Chucky:
He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
 

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The Dark Knight - Quotes

 Detective Murphy:
Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug:
I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy:
You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
 

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I Got the Hook Up - Quotes

 Black:
You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.
Blue:
I don't wanna fuck both of 'em. I'll fuck Carla, but that Bessie looking, bald head ugly bitch? I wouldn't fuck her if, god damn if I was on parole.
 

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Dracula: The Series - Quotes

 Alexander Lucard:
And although I'm aware of the fact that closing the plant in Arvennes will put hundreds out of work, and perhaps kill the town, one must realize that... it was an ugly little town, anyway.
 

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Terror in the Darkness - Quotes

 Madison Halliburton:
You know, there's a way that we can change that.
Tanisha:
Change what?
Madison Halliburton:
The Stacey and Trevor saga.
Tanisha:
[obviously not convinced] How are you going to do that?
Madison Halliburton:
Move into her territory.
Tanisha:
[bluntly] Girl please! [beat]
Tanisha:
You're too ugly for his tastes.
 

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To Die For - Quotes

 Suzanne Stone Maretto:
You know Mr. Gorbachev, the guy that ran Russia for so long? I am a firm believer that he would still be in power today if he had had that ugly purple thing taken off his head.
 

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The Dark Knight - Quotes

 
[***SPOILER*** the Joker pins Batman, in view of the two rigged ferries]
The Joker:
We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!
Batman:
There aren't going to be any fireworks!
The Joker:
And here... we... go! [Silence. Nothing happens. Confused, Joker turns to look at the clock, which shows that it's past midnight and neither ferry has blown the other up]
Batman:
What were you hoping to prove? That, deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're *alone*!
The Joker:
[sighs] Can't rely on anyone these days...
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - Quotes

 Raphael:
Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Leonardo:
Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. [casually walks away]
Raphael:
That was an insult, Leo.
Donatello:
Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
 

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Darkman - Quotes

 Louis Strack Jr.:
You truly are one ugly son of a bitch!
 

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American Psycho - Quotes

 Patrick Bateman:
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
 

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Renaissance Man - Quotes

 Private Miranda Myers:
I'd rather be a Double D than a swinger from the ugly tree, ya fat pig.
 

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RV - Quotes

 Cassie Munro:
Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro:
What?
Cassie Munro:
Oh, my God, it's your husband.
 

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Hookers in a Haunted House - Quotes

 Bag Job:
Back in my day the women were *born* old, ugly and scary.
 

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Wildboyz - Quotes

 Chris Pontius:
I was looking at that baboon's wiener and I'm like, "God that's an ugly wiener." And I looked down at mine and I was like, "It kinda looks like mine!"
 

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The Shining - Quotes

 
[Addressing the Overlook Hotel]
Dick Hallorann:
Hello, you old bitch. You're just as ugly in wintertime as you are in summertime.
 

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Five Children and It - Quotes

 Psammead:
Stay back!
Cyril:
[to Robert] You have to stop talking to it. It could be dangerous.
Anthea:
I bet it has huge fangs and poisonous saliva.
Robert:
It's an ugly little monster.
Psammead:
"It"? "It"? "It"? Do you mean to tell me that you do not know what a Psammead is?
Robert:
You're a what?
Psammead:
I am a Psammead crustacea decapodlium wishasaurus. Got it?
Robert:
No.
 

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The Talented Mr. Ripley - Quotes

 Tom Ripley:
Don't you just take the past and put it in a room in a basement and lock the door and never go in there? That's what I do, And then you meet someone special and all you want to do is to toss them the key and say; open up, step inside, but you can't, because it's dark, There's demons and if anybody saw how ugly it is. I keep wanted to do that, fling the door open just let light in and clean everything out.
 

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Shrek - Quotes

 The Donkey:
C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.
 

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