Professor Moody:
So, what curse shall we see first? Weasley!
Ron:
[scared] Yes?
Professor Moody:
Stand! [Ron does]
Professor Moody:
Give us a curse.
Ron:
Well... my dad did tell me about one. The Imperius Curse?
Professor Moody:
Oh, yeah, your dad would know all about that one. Gave the Ministry a lot of trouble at one time. Perhaps this will show you why. [opens a jar full of spiders and picks one out]
Professor Moody:
Hello, my little beauty! Engorgio. [the spider grows to a huge size]
Professor Moody:
Imperio! [the spider begins hopping around the room, onto student's clothes, faces, etc. Everyone starts laughing]
Professor Moody:
Don't worry, she's completely harmless! If she bites... she's lethal! [laughs with everyone]
Professor Moody:
Talented, isn't she? What shall I have her do next? Jump out the window? [the spider jumps toward the window, which is closed, and slams into the glass. Everyone stops laughing at once]
Professor Moody:
Drown herself? [the spider jumps to a pail of water and poises on the rim, ready to dive. Then he brings her back to his arms]
Professor Moody:
Scores of wizards and witches claimed that they only did You-Know-Who's bidding under the effects of the Imperius Curse. But here's the rub... how do we sort out the liars?
David:
[Austin is sticking ads everywhere to find his Cinderella] Dude, why are you going through all this trouble for one chick?
Austin:
Look, she's not just some chick, all right? She was real.
Ryan:
Real. Like, she still had her old nose?
Austin:
No, real. The kind of girl who has more on her mind than what she wears, or how much weight she wants to lose. She listens to me, you know?
David:
Listens yo you? Hey, brother, I listen to you, okay? I feel your pa... [gets distracted by a girl passing by, then talks to the girl]
David:
...Hello, kitty!
Austin:
Yeah, you're a great listener.
David:
Well...
Ryan:
Look, man, you found her cellphone. You just gotta get some clue from that.
Austin:
The phone's locked. All I keep getting's these text messages like, "I need you", and "Come see me now."
David:
Oh dude, it's so hot.
Austin:
See, that's what I thought. Until I got one that said, "Come fix fryer".
David:
Oh, dude, that's hot AND kinky, baby! You know what I'm saying? Can I get one? Let me get a pound, baby.
Austin:
[looks at David disapprovingly]
Girls:
Mayor?
Buttercup:
We brought your candy back.
Bubbles:
And Mojo too! See? He... wasn't... really... bad after all. It...
Blossom:
We're sorry, Mayor.
Bubbles:
We want to apologize.
Blossom:
Okay, you don't have to look at us, but at least hear us out. You see, we convinced Mojo to commit crimes.
Buttercup:
Then we could save the day...
Bubbles:
...and get rewarded with candy.
Blossom:
But then Mojo and the candy got the better of us.
Buttercup:
We were out of control
Bubbles:
We're sorry.
Mayor:
And you yelled at me!
Girls:
We're sorry.
Mayor:
You poor girls, caught up in all that!
Blossom:
So you forgive us?
Mayor:
Well, you did make a mistake, but you realized what wrong you caused and set things right by telling the truth. And for that, you deserve a reward!
Blossom:
Oh, Mayor, after all the trouble we caused?
Mayor:
All righty, if that's the way you feel.
Blossom:
Maybe just one piece.
