The Commitments  - Quotes

 Outspan Foster:
What's that? A Mister Chippy van?
Mickah Wallace, Drums:
We can't travel in that shit heap.
Joey:
Buddy Holly's last words.
Bernie:
What?
Joey:
We can't travel in that shit heap.
Outspan Foster:
Did Buddy Holly say that?
Joey:
Before he flew to meet his destiny on that storm-tossed night.
Outspan Foster:
Will crashin' in a chipper van make us famous, huh?
 



Superman Returns  - Quotes

 Jor-El:
You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.
 

Superman Returns  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Jor-El:
You will travel far my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you. Even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father, the - The son.
 



Kickboxer 3: The Art of War  - Quotes

 Xian:
Remember, the body and the mind do not always travel together.
 

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Up in the Air  - Quotes

 
[Natalie, on her first outing, walks into the Omaha Airport terminal dragging her slow-moving luggage; Ryan, offended by this, looks at her in frustration]
Natalie Keener:
What?
Ryan Bingham:
Follow me. [later at a store in the terminal, Ryan grabs a new, updated rolling luggage]
Natalie Keener:
I really like my luggage.
Ryan Bingham:
That's exactly what it is, it's luggage. You know how much time you lose by checking in?
Natalie Keener:
I don't know. Five, ten minutes?
Ryan Bingham:
35 minutes a flight. I travel 270 days a year. That's 157 hours. That makes seven days. You're willing to throw away an entire week on that? [Natalie sighs]
 

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Scary Movie 3  - Quotes

 Alien #1:
Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.
George:
You mean... You watched the video tape?
Alien #1:
Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. Now our planet will be destroyed, unless the girl is dead.
Tom:
Aw, you see, they are friendly.
Mahalik:
If they're friendly, how come they choke us few minutes ago?
Alien #1:
Oh... that's how we say hello.
 

Of Mice and Men  - Quotes

 Slim:
You travel around together?
George:
Yeah.
Slim:
There ain't many guys travel around together. I don't know why. Maybe everybody in the whole damn world's scared of each other.
 

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Austin Powers in Goldmember  - Quotes

 Dr. Evil:
Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is... no one can stop me. Not even... Austin Powers. [All laugh maliciously]
Austin Powers:
Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
Dr. Evil:
Shit
 

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Where the Wild Things Are  - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
Max:
I'm Max. I'm an explorer. I traveled by sea. I used to travel by air.
KW:
Obviously you have no home or family.
Max:
Well, I had one of those but...
KW:
But you ate 'em all?
Max:
No! I have no plans to eat anyone.
 

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Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations  - Quotes

 Anthony:
Pretty much all I know about Sweden comes from travel books and subtitled foreign films. [Cut to a "Swedish film"; a barren winter landscape narrated by a man and woman speaking in Swedish, with English subtitles]
Man:
When does the bus come?
Woman:
The bus never comes.
Man:
Then I want to die.
Woman:
We all want to die. [Beat]
Woman:
I hear ABBA is considering a reunion tour. [Beat]
Man:
Really?
Anthony:
[voiceover] Ahh, Sweden...
 

Alexander  - Quotes

 Alexander:
A thousand ships we'll launch from here, Hephaistion! We'll round Arabia, and sail up the gulf to Egypt. From there, we'll build a channel through the desert, out to the middle sea. And then we'll move on Carthage, and that great island Cecily; they'll pay large tribute. After that the Romans - good fighters, but we'll beat them. And then explore the northern forests, and add the pillars of Heracles to the western ocean. And then one day, populations will mix and travel freely. Asia and Europe will come together. And we'll grow old, Hephaistion, looking out our balcony at this new world.
 

Miami Rhapsody  - Quotes

 Nina Marcus:
[doing some damage control after confirming to Gwyn that she indeed is having an affair as Vic suspects] Listen, don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
Gwyn:
Really?
Nina Marcus:
I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
Gwyn:
You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?
 

Aladdin  - Quotes

 
[as a female tour guide]
Genie:
Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye. [back to normal]
Genie:
Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin:
Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie:
Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin:
Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own. [the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie:
Oh. Well I feel sheepish. [turns into a sheep]
Genie:
All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.
 

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Thomas and the Magic Railroad  - Quotes

 
[Mr. Conductor has run out of gold dust]
Thomas:
Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?
Mr. Conductor:
I don't know, Thomas. I guess I'll just have to sleep on that.
Thomas:
On your sparkle?
Mr. Conductor:
No, Thomas, on the problem of what happened to it.
Percy:
Oh, but, Mr. Conductor. Without your sparkle or the lost engine, you can't travel to help us anymore.
Mr. Conductor:
I'll solve the problem, you just go to sleep now.
Thomas:
Easy for you to say.
 

Dennis the Menace  - Quotes

 Andrea:
Hi, mom.
Mrs. Alice Mitchell:
Good morning.
Andrea:
I hear you're trying to beg off the Oklahoma City trip.
Mrs. Alice Mitchell:
I asked that it be rescheduled.
Andrea:
Have a Cub Scout meeting or something?
Mrs. Alice Mitchell:
My husband has a trip at the same time. His was scheduled before mine.
Andrea:
So, if you and your husband travel at the same time, there's no one to watch your kid. Is that the problem?
Mrs. Alice Mitchell:
It's not a problem, per se.
Andrea:
Oh, good. Because if you want to blow off your trip, I'm the one who has to cover for you, and I have plans I can't break. I don't have kids but I do have a life. I'm sorry. I'm just not gonna be able to help you. [Andrea leaves]
Mrs. Alice Mitchell:
God...
 

From Time to Time  - Quotes

 Timekeeper:
For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them lean rails. Please do not sit on the lean rails, because they're for leaning. And don't sit on the floor. My studies show you cannot experience Time Travel on the floor.
 

Suspect Zero  - Quotes

 
[O'Ryan has sit across from Speck without him noticing]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
What's in the case?
Harold Speck:
[looks up; startled] I'm sorry?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You're always lugging that case around. I'm curious, what do you sell?
Harold Speck:
Restaurant supplies. I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You must travel a lot, huh? Whole country or just hereabouts?
Harold Speck:
I don't mean to be rude, but...
Benjamin O'Ryan:
How's your wife feel about it?
Harold Speck:
*What*?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
She must get lonely, you gone all the time. Does she?
Harold Speck:
Look, I don't know who you are, but you can't just sit down and... [O'Ryan holds a drawing up on the table for Speck to see]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Did it myself. Kind of a hobby. Take a look at these pictures, Harold, and you tell me if you see anything you want. I've got lots more. Would you like to see them? [He holds up another]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Tell me, those jokes about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter, are they true? [He holds up another; Speck goes white]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Here, this one's my *favorite*. Really says it all... wouldn't you agree?
Harold Speck:
You're *sick*. [Speck gets up from the table and leaves]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
It's a matter of opinion.
 

Space Ghost Coast to Coast  - Quotes

 
[Space Ghost is threatening Zorak]
Jerry Springer:
Whoa!
Space Ghost:
Whoa is what America's going to be saying when I spin his head off so fast it'll TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
Zorak:
Blah blah blah blah.
Space Ghost:
Oh, you WANT the time-travel spinning head!
 

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The Last Boy Scout  - Quotes

 Jimmy Dix:
If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time.
 

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Wagons East  - Quotes

 Ben Wheeler:
But leaving would be like giving up.
Phil Taylor:
That's exactly what it would be, Ben - giving up! So let's just give up. Let's get out of here. Let's get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let's go east. What do you say?
Bartender:
I say you're a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you've done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don't you go back and leave the west to the real men?
Julian Rogers:
Well, actually, I could have the books on the wagon really quickly. And the cappucino machine, you know, is going to travel like a dream.
 

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K-PAX  - Quotes

 Prot:
I travel light.
 

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The Search for John Gissing  - Quotes

 Linda Barnes:
I've gotta ask you a question, and it's a simple question so don't get angry. Why would you come to another country with so little cash?
Matthew Barnes:
Why? A, Because the cash I do have doesn't work in this bizarro country, Ok? And B, because I was given information by a psycho asshole who basically said he was going to pick me up and ferret my dizzy ass around London. So I didn't need any cash. That's why. How about you, Travel dot com? What's your excuse? How come don't have any cash on you?
Linda Barnes:
Oh my God! What did I say before we left the house? I said Hey Mat, should I go to the bank and get some cash? And you said no, we won't need any cash because I've got a psycho asshole who's going to ferret my dizzy ass all around London. We don't need cash.
Matthew Barnes:
Ok. Fine. You said that. Ok.
 

Skipped Parts  - Quotes

 Maurey Pierce:
Be careful, babies aren't like footballs.
Sam Callahan:
Yeah, they don't travel as far when you kick 'em.
 

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Dr. Dolittle 2  - Quotes

 Raccoon:
The beaver don't travel for nobody.
 

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Encino Man  - Quotes

 Stoney:
Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!
Dave:
Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.
 

King Kong  - Quotes

 Bruce Baxter:
What do you think, Driscoll? Dialogue's got some flow now, huh?
Jack Driscoll:
[sarcastically] That was pure effluence.
Bruce Baxter:
I beefed up the banter.
Jack Driscoll:
Try to resist that impulse.
Bruce Baxter:
It's just a bit of humor, bud. What are you a Bolshevik or something?
Jack Driscoll:
Actors. They travel the world, all they ever see is a mirror.
 

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Meet the Robinsons  - Quotes

 Bowler Hat Guy:
[on roof] Mwhahahaha! [looks around to see Lewis isn't there]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Where is that boy? [Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Oh, good idea, separate and look for clues! [both go separate ways then come back after a little while]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Look, my dear, look what I found! [holds up a stick]
Bowler Hat Guy:
It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find? [Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Yes, yes, I see, time travel residue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean... [strains thinking about it]
Bowler Hat Guy:
[Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is green] Oh, to the future! [runs over to the time machine]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Shotgun!
 

MacGyver  - Quotes

 MacGyver:
For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.
 

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The Truman Show  - Quotes

 Travel Agent:
Where would you like to go?
Truman:
Fiji.
Travel Agent:
When?
Truman:
[pats his suitcase] Today.
Travel Agent:
[types on her computer] Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't have another flight for a least a month.
Truman:
A month?
Travel Agent:
It's the busy season.
 

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York  - Quotes

 Officer Bennett:
Has the boy ever run away from home?
Peter McCallister:
No.
Officer Bennett:
Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?
Kate McCallister:
[Kate shakes her head. Peter gives her a look] As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
Peter McCallister:
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. [They both laugh, and knock on the wooden desk]
Kate McCallister:
[Officer Bennett does not laugh] He was left at home, by accident, last year.
Peter McCallister:
That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition.
 

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Plots with a View  - Quotes

 Betty Rhys-Jones:
Why couldn't I have fallen in love with a travel agent?
 

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The Master of Disguise  - Quotes

 Jennifer:
...And now I believe that you can do anything.
Pistachio Disguisey:
Ah! That's very nice but not exactly true, I... I can't turn mud into oatmeal, for example, I can't build a spaceship that will travel to Pluto...
 

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Big Trouble  - Quotes

 Alan Seitz:
They have beautiful churches there. Travel Channel.
 

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The Bourne Ultimatum  - Quotes

 Noah Vosen:
Our target is a British national - Simon Ross, a reporter. I want all his phones, his BlackBerry, his apartment, his car, bank accounts, credit cards, travel patterns - I want to know what he's going to think before he does. Every dirty little secret he has, and most of all we want the name and real-time location of his source. This is NSA priority level 4. Any questions?
 

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  - Quotes

 Harry:
Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them? [Stops in front of a group of girls, hesitates, then continues walking]
Ron:
Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
Harry:
I think I'd take the dragon now.
 

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The Magical Time Traveling Thugtastic Jug  - Quotes

 
[Wynegar begins to drink out of jug]
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
[appears above Wynegar] Stop, what you doing? You can't use the jug to travel back in time, bubble wobbly! You have you use, you know, a time machine and get in a big metal bubble, then you get in the bubble and you're naked and you can't take things with you! Man, haven't you seen my new movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines", available now on VHS and DVD, check your local video store. It shows you, that's how you travel through time, because I did it, and I'm bubbly wobbly, and you don't listen to me, obliterate you with guns, and the BULLETS!... yeah, that's about it.
Wynegar Rodriguez:
[Wynegar thinks about it]
Wynegar Rodriguez:
Fuck you, Arnold!
 

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Spartan  - Quotes

 Curtis:
They sending you in?
Scott:
We'll leave that to our betters.
Curtis:
Why don't you ask them?
Scott:
Why would I want to know? I ain't a planner, I ain't a thinker. I never wanted to be. You got to set your motherfucker to receive. Listen to me. They don't go through the door, we don't ask why. That's not a cost, it's benefit. Because we get to travel light. They tell me where to go. Tell me what to do when I get there.
 

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There Will Be Blood  - Quotes

 Plainview:
[to Paul Sunday] If I travel all the way there and find out that you're a liar, I'll find you and take more than my money back, is that alright with you?
 

The Ninth Gate  - Quotes

 Boris Balkan:
[performing the ceremony] Now you can watch! You can't come with me... I must travel alone but you can look on and marvel.
Dean Corso:
That's very kind of you.
Boris Balkan:
Indeed it is. There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for a glimpse of what you are about to witness.
 

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Heat  - Quotes

 Eady:
You travel a lot?
Neil McCauley:
Yeah.
Eady:
Traveling makes you lonely?
Neil McCauley:
I'm alone, I am not lonely.
 

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Spider-Man 2  - Quotes

 Tour Guide:
Between swinging, zipping, wall sprinting, and pole swinging, you should be able to stay off the ground and travel stylishly all over the city. No excuses.
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  - Quotes

 April O'Neill:
You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello:
No, of course not!
Michaelangelo:
That'd be totally bogus.
Raphael:
Really stupid!
Donatello:
Well, that's a relief.
Donatello:
[points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.
 

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Alone in the Dark  - Quotes

 Cabbie:
You travel light.
Edward Carnby:
I carry enough baggage for the both of us.
 

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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law  - Quotes

 Myron Reducto:
I'll make you travel size.
 

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The Age of Innocence  - Quotes

 Newland:
We should travel everywhere.
Louisa van der Luyden:
But not Naples. Doctor Bencomb says there is a fever there.
 

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Turistas  - Quotes

 Zamora:
I'd take your hearts too, your corneas- even the skin from your lily-white asses. But they don't travel well.
 

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Constantine  - Quotes

 Angela Dodson:
Look, I've heard your name around the precinct. I know the circles you travel in. The occult, demonology, exorcisms. Just before my sister was committed, she became deeply paranoid. She started talking about demons, angels. Now, I think someone got to her, Mr. Constantine. I think they brainwashed her into stepping off that roof. Some kind of legion or, um, or cult.
John Constantine:
Sounds like a theory, detective. Good luck
 

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