Alexander:
A thousand ships we'll launch from here, Hephaistion! We'll round Arabia, and sail up the gulf to Egypt. From there, we'll build a channel through the desert, out to the middle sea. And then we'll move on Carthage, and that great island Cecily; they'll pay large tribute. After that the Romans - good fighters, but we'll beat them. And then explore the northern forests, and add the pillars of Heracles to the western ocean. And then one day, populations will mix and travel freely. Asia and Europe will come together. And we'll grow old, Hephaistion, looking out our balcony at this new world.
[O'Ryan has sit across from Speck without him noticing]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
What's in the case?
Harold Speck:
[looks up; startled] I'm sorry?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You're always lugging that case around. I'm curious, what do you sell?
Harold Speck:
Restaurant supplies. I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You must travel a lot, huh? Whole country or just hereabouts?
Harold Speck:
I don't mean to be rude, but...
Benjamin O'Ryan:
How's your wife feel about it?
Harold Speck:
*What*?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
She must get lonely, you gone all the time. Does she?
Harold Speck:
Look, I don't know who you are, but you can't just sit down and... [O'Ryan holds a drawing up on the table for Speck to see]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Did it myself. Kind of a hobby. Take a look at these pictures, Harold, and you tell me if you see anything you want. I've got lots more. Would you like to see them? [He holds up another]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Tell me, those jokes about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter, are they true? [He holds up another; Speck goes white]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Here, this one's my *favorite*. Really says it all... wouldn't you agree?
Harold Speck:
You're *sick*. [Speck gets up from the table and leaves]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
It's a matter of opinion.
Bowler Hat Guy:
[on roof] Mwhahahaha! [looks around to see Lewis isn't there]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Where is that boy? [Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Oh, good idea, separate and look for clues! [both go separate ways then come back after a little while]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Look, my dear, look what I found! [holds up a stick]
Bowler Hat Guy:
It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find? [Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Yes, yes, I see, time travel residue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean... [strains thinking about it]
Bowler Hat Guy:
[Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is green] Oh, to the future! [runs over to the time machine]
Bowler Hat Guy:
Shotgun!
[Wynegar begins to drink out of jug]
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
[appears above Wynegar] Stop, what you doing? You can't use the jug to travel back in time, bubble wobbly! You have you use, you know, a time machine and get in a big metal bubble, then you get in the bubble and you're naked and you can't take things with you! Man, haven't you seen my new movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines", available now on VHS and DVD, check your local video store. It shows you, that's how you travel through time, because I did it, and I'm bubbly wobbly, and you don't listen to me, obliterate you with guns, and the BULLETS!... yeah, that's about it.
Wynegar Rodriguez:
[Wynegar thinks about it]
Wynegar Rodriguez:
Fuck you, Arnold!
Angela Dodson:
Look, I've heard your name around the precinct. I know the circles you travel in. The occult, demonology, exorcisms. Just before my sister was committed, she became deeply paranoid. She started talking about demons, angels. Now, I think someone got to her, Mr. Constantine. I think they brainwashed her into stepping off that roof. Some kind of legion or, um, or cult.
John Constantine:
Sounds like a theory, detective. Good luck