Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets  - Quotes

 Hermione:
He called me a mudblood.
Hagrid:
He did not!
Harry:
What's a mudblood?
Hermione:
It means dirty blood. Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who's muggle born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.
Hagrid:
See the thing is, Harry, there's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure blood."
Harry:
That's horrible!
Ron:
[burps up another slug] It's disgusting.
Hagrid:
And it's codswallop to boot. "Dirty blood." Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less. More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. Come 'ere. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute.
 



A Single Man  - Quotes

 George:
For the first time in my life I can't see my future. Everyday goes by in a haze, but today I have decided will be different.
 

Live Free or Die Hard  - Quotes

 Matt Farrell:
Jesus Christ. It's a fire sale.
John McClane:
What?
Matt Farrell:
It's a fire sale.
Deputy Director Miguel Bowman:
Hey! We don't know that yet.
Taylor:
Yeah, it's a myth anyway. It can't be done.
Matt Farrell:
Oh, it's a myth? Really? Please tell me she's only here for show and she's actually not in charge of anything.
John McClane:
Hey, what's a fire sale?
Matt Farrell:
It's a three-step... it's a three-step systematic attack on the entire national infrastructure. Okay, step one: take out all the transportation. Step two: the financial base and telecoms. Step three: You get rid of all the utilities. Gas, water, electric, nuclear. Pretty much anything that's run by computers which... which today is almost everything. So that's why they call it a fire sale, because everything must go.
 



Scary Movie  - Quotes

 Teacher:
It's days like today that we need prayer in schools. It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. [coos at her baby]
Teacher:
i'm just going to give you to your daddy [passes baby to student on the first row. turns to another student]
Teacher:
I will see *you* after class.
 

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Magnolia  - Quotes

 Claudia Wilson Gator:
I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me.
Jim Kurring:
No. Like what? What do you mean?
Claudia Wilson Gator:
You have so much - so many good things. And you seem so together. You're a police officer and you seem so straight and put together - without any problems.
Jim Kurring:
I lost my gun today.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
What?
Jim Kurring:
I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things - that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today - and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
Jim. That, that was so...
Jim Kurring:
I'm sorry.
Claudia Wilson Gator:
- great. What you just said.
 

Mrs Brown  - Quotes

 Queen Victoria:
[to Prime Minister Disraeli] How dare the Irish break with the Anglicans? If Albert were alive today he would never allow the Crown to give up Church patronage. No, the Irish must be told, very firmly, to stay exactly where they are. It is the thin edge of the wedge, Mr Disraeli. Next, you will be telling me that the Crown no longer governs this nation.
 

Without a Trace  - Quotes

 Jack Malone:
There was no way I was going to leave that boy to die.
Paula Van Doren:
You made your own bed on this, Jack.)
Jack Malone:
You know, I used to think that this job was worth it. Giving up my life, my family, my friends, but today I almost sold my soul, and you know what? Not worth it. Here's my letter of resignation. [Note: Jack DOES NOT quit his job]
 

Brokeback Mountain  - Quotes

 Cassie Cartwright:
Just finished my shift. Wanna dance?
Ennis Del Mar:
I was just on my way to the...
Cassie Cartwright:
[takes his arm and leads to dance floor] I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright.
Ennis Del Mar:
Ennis.
Ennis Del Mar:
Del Mar.
Ennis Del Mar:
[after dance] No more dancin' for me, I hope.
Cassie Cartwright:
You're off the hook; my feet hurt. [takes off shoes]
Ennis Del Mar:
Hard work is it?
Cassie Cartwright:
Drunks like you, demandin' beer after beer. Smokin'. Gets tiresome.
Cassie Cartwright:
So... What do you do Ennis Del Mar?
Ennis Del Mar:
Earlier today I was castrating calves.
Cassie Cartwright:
Ugh. [places her bare feet in his lap]
Ennis Del Mar:
What are you doing?
Cassie Cartwright:
Tryin' to get a foot rub, dummy.
Ennis Del Mar:
All right. [rubs feet]
Ennis Del Mar:
That good?
 

Children of Men  - Quotes

 TV Reporter:
The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.
 

Iron Jawed Angels  - Quotes

 Alice Paul:
I was put in a straight jacket and taken to the psychopathic ward. I could not see my family or friends, counsel was denied me. I saw no other prisoners and heard nothing of them. I could see no papers. Today I was force fed for the third time, I refused to open my mouth. My left nostril, throat, and muscles of my neck are very sore. I vomit continuously during the process.
 

D2: The Mighty Ducks  - Quotes

 Don Tibbles:
Today it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it's video games and action figures. The sky's the limit!
 

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back  - Quotes

 Jay:
If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have... [counting his fingers, holds up ten]
Jay:
...eight days.
Holden:
Uh, three by my count, but close.
Jay:
Right. My bad. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We're going to Hollywood!
 

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Training Day  - Quotes

 Newscaster:
Spoiler! A Los Angeles Police Department Narcotics officer was killed today serving a high-risk warrant near LAX. An LAPD spokesperson says that Detective Alonzo Harris is survived by his wife and four sons.
 

Body Count  - Quotes

 Pike:
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow.
 

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Lone Star State of Mind  - Quotes

 Baby:
You want me to come with you? It's my day off.
Earl:
No, Baby, I don't intend on killing anyone today so your services won't be needed.
 

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House of Sand and Fog  - Quotes

 Behrani:
Today God has kissed our eyes.
 

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Alexander  - Quotes

 Alexander:
[to his horse] Come, Bucephalus. Today we ride to our destiny.
 

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A Sound of Thunder  - Quotes

 Charles Hatton:
Today you stood shoulder to shoulder with Columbus discovering America. Armstrong stepping on the moon, Brubaker landing on Mars. You are true pioneers on the very last frontier: Time.
 

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Babe  - Quotes

 Rex the Male Sheepdog:
You and I are descended from the great sheepdogs. We carry the bloodline of the ancient Bahou. We stand for something! And today I watched in shame as all that was betrayed.
Fly:
Rex, he's just a little pig.
Rex the Male Sheepdog:
All the greater the insult!
 

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Happy Feet  - Quotes

 Miss Viola:
Good morning class.
Class:
Good morning, Miss Viola.
Baby Seymour:
Right, well, today we will begin with the most important lesson you will ever learn at penguin elementary. Does anyone know what that is? Anyone? Anyone? Someone? Seymour?
Baby Seymour:
Fishing?
Miss Viola:
No. Mumble?
Baby Mumble:
Don't eat yellow snow?
Miss Viola:
No. That's not it. No.
Baby Gloria:
It's our heart song, Miss.
Miss Viola:
Thank you, Gloria. Yes, yes.
 

Donnie Darko  - Quotes

 Emily Bates:
Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!
Susie Bates:
What are feces?
Emily Bates:
Baby mice.
Susie Bates:
Aww.
 

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Wo hu cang long  - Quotes

 Jen Yu:
[while slicing through customers at a local restaurant] You want to know who I am? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the Green Destiny that knows no equal! Be you Li or Southern Crane, bow your head and ask for mercy! I am the dragon from the desert! Who comes from nowhere and leaves no trace! Today I fly over Eu-Mei. Tomorrow... I topple Mount Wudan!
 

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Mrs. Doubtfire  - Quotes

 Daniel:
[as Mr. Rogers] Hello boys and girls, today we're going to talk about dinosaurs. It's a dinosaurs line! [sings fanfair]
Daniel:
And now ladies and gentlemen, the King. [hums tune and imitates Elvis with a T-Rex]
Daniel:
Hey thank you, I'm going to make you lunch, thank you. Okay now put your claws together for James Brontosaurus! Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada, it tastes good, dad dada no meat, big feat, I eat wood, pum pum pum! Oh I can't go on, can't go on! Now it's time for the Raptor rap. Yo I'm a Raptor doing what I can gonna eat everything till the appereance of man. Yo yo yo, see me, I'm living bellow the soil, I'll be back but I'm coming as oil!
 

Superhero Movie  - Quotes

 Priest:
We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.
Mourners:
Goodbye!
 

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The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest  - Quotes

 Salman:
I provide a service. All of the systems I've hacked are much more secure today because of my efforts. My girlfriend calls me 'Robin Hood'. It's a double entendre. I'm uncircumcised!
 

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Troy  - Quotes

 
[Eyes closed, Briseis has blade against his throat]
Achilles:
Do it. [Briseis doesn't do anything, but only stares at him. Achilles opens his eyes]
Achilles:
Do it. Nothing is easier.
Briseis:
Aren't you afraid?
Achilles:
Everyone dies, whether today or fifty years from now.
Briseis:
If I don't, you'll kill more men.
Achilles:
Many.
 

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The Tuxedo  - Quotes

 James Brown:
[to Del Blaine] There's one more thing I'd like to say, um... it's not the "in" thing today to give compliments to a young lady. But... I just got to let you know that... you got a nice rack.
Jimmy Tong:
Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown.
 

The Long Shot  - Quotes

 Mary Lou O'Brian:
Lotta barns. Why so many?
Annie Garrett:
They were my husband's jobs. Everywhere he worked, I worked.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
You two still together?
Annie Garrett:
No.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
Since when?
Annie Garrett:
He left three days ago.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
He split the day you got here?
Annie Garrett:
Yeah.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
Look, this is a small farm Annie, and we just scrape by as it is. If I hire you today and your husband shows up tomorrow, you leave!
Annie Garrett:
That's not gonna happen!
Mary Lou O'Brian:
I've heard that tune before.
Annie Garrett:
Look, I can do more than just muck stalls. I'm a good groom, I'm a heck of a trainer, especially with kids. And I can break and train horses.
Mary Lou O'Brian:
If I hire you today where are you gonna live? How are you gonna get to work without a car? And who is gonna take care of Taylor?
Annie Garrett:
I know those are problems I need to solve, but I *really* need this job, Mrs. O'Brian.
Annie Garrett:
Please, just... gimme a chance to prove I'm worth the gamble.
 

Cellular  - Quotes

 Jessica Martin:
When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer:
You better hope they didn't.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things.
Charley Waite:
Not today they ain't.
 

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Happy Gilmore  - Quotes

 
[the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]
Shooter McGavin:
I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I bet you put something to the water.
 

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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later  - Quotes

 John:
Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.
 

The Last of the Mohicans  - Quotes

 Colonel Munro:
Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not.
 

Jingle All the Way  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Liz:
Howard, I've been thinking... everything that you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him. [Howard nods]
Liz:
And if you're willing to go through all of that for him just for a present, well, that makes me wonder...
Howard Langston:
What?
Liz:
[smiling] What did you get me? [the camera crash-zooms to Howard with a look of horror on his face]
 

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Hellraiser: Bloodline  - Quotes

 Pinhead:
[to Paul while looking at the Earth] Glorious, is it not? The creatures who walk its surface, always looking to the light, never seeing the untold oceans of darkness beyond. There are more humans alive today than in all of its pitiful history. The Garden of Eden. A garden of flesh.
 

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Amistad  - Quotes

 Holabird:
I am looking at the same inventory, Captain, and I am sorry, I don't see where it says, 'Today we threw fifty slaves overboard', on May tenth or any other day.
Captain Fitzgerald:
As, of course, you would not.
Holabird:
I do see that the cargo weight changed. They reduced the poundage, I see. But that is all.
Captain Fitzgerald:
It's simple, ghastly arithmetic.
Holabird:
Well, for you, perhaps. I may need a quill and parchment, and a better imagination.
Captain Fitzgerald:
And what poundage do you imagine the entry may refer to, Sir? A mast and sails perhaps?
 

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Ed Wood  - Quotes

 Bela Lugosi:
They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who will believe such nonsense?
 

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Van Wilder  - Quotes

 Van Wilder:
Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attended class today just about stayed the whole time too!
Gwen:
I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
Van Wilder:
And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed.
Gwen:
That's great!
 

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Accepted  - Quotes

 Bartleby Gaines:
Schrader what about you?
Sherman Schrader:
Well B I'm glad you asked actually because since we're going to prison, I wanna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.
Bartleby Gaines:
Okay ha ha. I'll tell you something though, all our lives we've been told what to learn, well today the tide is going to turn my friend because today we're gonna ask the customers.
 

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Thirteen Conversations About One Thing  - Quotes

 Walker:
Why do you wanna be a doctor anyhow?
Chris Hammond:
So I can help people.
Walker:
How? By keeping them alive today so you can prolong their misery until tomorrow?
 

Wide Awake  - Quotes

 Frank Benton:
Hey Josh, is today tomorrow?
Joshua A. Beal:
No Frank, tomorrow's tomorrow. Today's today, and tomorrow's tomorrow.
 

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Jingle All the Way  - Quotes

 Liz:
Everything you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him. And if it means going through all that just for a present, well that makes me wonder.
Howard:
What?
Liz:
What did you get me? [Howard makes a terrified face, camera quickly zooms in on it, fade out]
 

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The Village  - Quotes

 Ivy Walker:
[after Noah hands her some red berries] Oh, berries! What a splendid present!
Lucius Hunt:
Be cautious. You are holding the bad color.
Ivy Walker:
[becomes worried, covors the berries with her hands] This color attracts Those We Don't Speak Of. [Turning to Noah]
Ivy Walker:
You ought not pick that colour berry anymore. [Noah nods]
Lucius Hunt:
[In a hushed whisper] He picked it from his pocket.
Ivy Walker:
Your breathing has changed. What's wrong?
Lucius Hunt:
[to Noah] If you did not pick this now, where did you get it? [Noah takes Lucius's hand and leads him through the forest. Cut to scene where we hear Lucius addressing the Elders]
Lucius Hunt:
Today at resting rock, Noah Percy handed Ivy Walker berries of the bad color. When asked where he had found these berries, for they were unlike any I have seen, he pointd to the drawing on Resting Rock. It is my knowledge that Noah has traveled into the woods on many occasions. It also confirms my belief that the creatures did not harm Noah because of his innocence, and they would let me through to fetch medicines.
 

Skipped Parts  - Quotes

 Maurey Pierce:
All the rules are off today Sam, nothing we do matters.
 

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Without a Trace  - Quotes

 Jack Malone:
[introducing the 'new guy'] All right, as you all know, we have a new member of the team joining us today - Martin Fitzgerald. Let's make sure we give him the frosty welcome that all rookies deserve.
 

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The Apostle  - Quotes

 Sonny:
I'd rather die today and go to heaven than live to be a hundred and go to hell.
 

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The Cure  - Quotes

 Linda:
[Grabbing Gail by her blouse and backing her into the wall] I want to tell you two things. The first is Erik's best friend died today and he is going to the funeral.
Linda:
[struggling] And the second is if you ever lay a hand on that boy again I will kill you! Do you understand?
 

Lord of War  - Quotes

 Jack Valentine:
Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigeous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenels - you'd thing that more critical to world security. But it's not. No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction.
 

Land of the Blind  - Quotes

 First Sergeant:
You going to wear a uniform today Prisoner 7?
Thorne:
You ask me that every morning.
First Sergeant:
I ask you that every morning, and every morning you say no. So, you going to wear a uniform?
Thorne:
No.
First Sergeant:
[Looks at the walls, smeared with Thorne's messages] You really are a pig. You know that, Thorne? A filthy fucking pig. Give me the regular criminal any day. I've been thinking about it. When you going to give this silly shit up? Hm?
 

Daddy Day Care  - Quotes

 Charlie Hinton:
Today we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil:
No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.
 

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Pineapple Express  - Quotes

 Clark:
Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class.
Angie Anderson:
Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants.
Clark:
Oh, I wish.
 

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The Blair Witch Project  - Quotes

 Heather Donahue:
[Pointing the video camera at Mike's chest] It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank... hairy... blank... hairy.
Michael Williams:
You should see my ass.
 

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For Love of the Game  - Quotes

 Gus Sinski:
Trying to take my hand off?
Billy Chapel:
Sorry.
Gus Sinski:
Just let me set for that juice. Warn me or something.
Billy Chapel:
I'm gonna throw a little harder than usual today. There's your warning.
Gus Sinski:
Chap, don't throw it away too early.
Billy Chapel:
Today I'm throwing hard.
Gus Sinski:
You and me? One more time?
Billy Chapel:
Why not?
 

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Not Without My Daughter  - Quotes

 Moody:
I don't know how to say this to you. We're not going back. We're staying here.
Betty Mahmoody:
[pauses] What do you mean? How long?
Moody:
I want to get a job here in a hospital.
Betty Mahmoody:
What?
Moody:
I want us... to live in Iran.
Betty Mahmoody:
[softly] No... No...
Moody:
There's nothing for me in America.
Betty Mahmoody:
No... What? Are you crazy? We're Americans. Your daughter's an American! Moody, honey, you're upset about your job. I understand that. We're going to go back today and we're going to fix it.
Moody:
I want Mahtob to grow up here.
Betty Mahmoody:
[increasingly angry] No!
Moody:
I think she should become a Muslim!
Betty Mahmoody:
[screams] No! No! [pauses]
Betty Mahmoody:
You lied to me. You lied to me! You held the Koran and you swore to me that nothing was going happen. You were planning this all the time. You lied to me!
 

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Serial Killing 4 Dummys  - Quotes

 Sally Lindon:
Today we're gonna play a little word association. I'll say a word and you tell me the first word or two that comes to mind.
Casey Noland:
Gothcha.
Sally Lindon:
Red.
Casey Noland:
Blood.
Sally Lindon:
Blue.
Casey Noland:
Balls.
Sally Lindon:
Boy.
Casey Noland:
George.
Sally Lindon:
Girl.
Casey Noland:
Boy George.
Sally Lindon:
Casey!
Casey Noland:
Me?
Sally Lindon:
*sighs
Casey Noland:
What?
 

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Stitch! The Movie  - Quotes

 Lilo:
You had coffee today didn't you?
Stitch:
Coconut cake and coffee!
 

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Animal Room  - Quotes

 Arnold Mosk:
Every day I hate him worse. Today I hate him like it was tomorrow.
 

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Strike!  - Quotes

 Odette:
[about the school's co-ed merger] Verena, it looks like this thing is going to happen whether we want it to or not so we're just going to have to adjust.
Verena Von Stefan:
Adjust? Where would we be today if President Kennedy had said "Oh well, we'll just have to ADJUST to living in the shadow of nuclear warheads on Cuba?"
Momo:
There ya go.
Odette:
They're just boys, Verena, not communists.
 

A Walk on the Moon  - Quotes

 Lilian Kantrowitz:
Do you remember when you were a little boy and you wanted to go swimming with your cousin?
Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah - you didn't wanna let me go because...
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Because I knew something terrible was going to happen. I knew your cousin was gonna drown.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah, but nothing terrible happened, Ma.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
And why is that?
Marty Kantrowitz:
Because I was careful.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
No. Why did nothing terrible happen?
Marty Kantrowitz:
We were extra careful because you told me.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
And your cousin wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me.
Marty Kantrowitz:
What's goin' on, Ma? Who's gonna drown?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
[pause] You are.
 

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Nacho Libre  - Quotes

 Juan Pablo:
How come we can't ever have just like a salad?
Nacho:
Be grateful, Juan Pablo, today is especially delicious. [takes a bite of the beans and chokes, it comes out of his nose]
 

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