Sheldon J. Plankton:
What do you think this is, kickball in the playground? You never had a chance, fool! Do you know why?
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Because you cheated?
Sheldon J. Plankton:
No! Not because I cheated! It's because I'm a criminal mastermind, and you're just a kid.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
You're right, Plankton. I am a kid.
Sheldon J. Plankton:
Of course. Okay, Neptune, time to kill...
SpongeBob SquarePants:
But you know, I've been through a lot in the last six days, five minutes and twenty-seven seconds, and in that time, I've learned that no ammount of mermaid magic, or managerial promotion, or some other third thing can make me any more than what I really am inside: a kid.
Sheldon J. Plankton:
Very nice. Now, back against the wall...
SpongeBob SquarePants:
[on microphone] But that's okay!
Sheldon J. Plankton:
Huh? What's going on?
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Because I did all the things they said a kid couldn't do! I went to Shell City, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back! [Dry ice smoke appears, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob]
Kip:
Hey, what time is it?
Atley Jackson:
Seven-thirty. I think I'm gonna have to - get you outta town or something. Your brother's the best boost in the world but I don't how if he's gonna make this one.
Kip:
Uh, I'm not like my brother. You know, I don't just abandon my friends.
Atley Jackson:
Oh, man, I oughtta smack you silly, boy.
Kip:
Well, go on then. Straighten it out.
Atley Jackson:
Your mother told him to go. She knew that if Memphis stayed, you were gonna walk his line. You were gonna join his crew. But she told him to pick up and go. And he did, thinking it was best for you. He left all of us, for you. I guess it wasn't that big a deal for him though, really. Wasn't that big a sacrifice leaving everything he'd ever known behind. Than six years later, ain't life grand? You became a car boost anyway. How 'bout that?
Charlie Duke:
Reentry is very critical in Apollo. The last time I looked at my computer, we were accelerating through 39,000 feet per second, which is, uh, translates to over 26,000 miles an hour.
Alan Bean:
A rifle bullet only goes 2,000 miles an hour.
Michael Collins:
You, you are literally on fire. Your, uh, your heat shield is on fire, and it's streaming, its fragments are streaming out behind you. It's like being inside a gigantic lightbulb.
Charlie Duke:
The reentry started at 400,000 feet, and by the time you got to 90,000 feet you're basically comin' straight down, free-fall.
