How the Grinch Stole Christmas  - Quotes

 The Grinch:
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
 

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Playing by Heart  - Quotes

 Meredith:
I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent:
I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.
 

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Friends  - Quotes

 Joey:
I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Chandler:
That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Joey:
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
 

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Free Willy  - Quotes

 Jesse:
So how much are they payin' you to be my jailer?
Glenn Greenwood:
Jailer? Heh, well, I'm makin' such a great deal on you, you wouldn't believe it. You're a regular cash cow, kid. With that, plus $1,000,000, I could probably retire by the time I'm 300 years old.
 

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Hard Hunted  - Quotes

 Edy Stark:
Even James Bond takes time out for sex.
 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. [Notices no one is there anymore]
Steve Urkel:
Well, I thought it was a good story.
 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
Waldo, is everything okay?
Waldo:
No, it's not.
Steve Urkel:
Well, what's the matter?
Waldo:
I can't talk to girls. Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. Can you imagine that?
Steve Urkel:
Actually, yes!
 

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Kate & Leopold  - Quotes

 Leopold:
What has happened to the world? You have every convenience and comfort, yet no time for integrity.
 

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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day  - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
Noah 'Il Duce' MacManus:
Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory. So it had been for my boys. For some time now, their past had felt like a dream. Then, suddenly, it was back.
 

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The Man with the Duck on His Head  - Quotes

 Claudia Ritter:
Listen, Al, of course I enjoyed the time we've spent together, the lawn mowing, our litter removal sessions for world peace in Griffith Park. And I think I still would count your toes over and over and over again if you asked me to. [Pause]
Claudia Ritter:
But there is something standing between us. I mean sitting between us.
 

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Just My Luck  - Quotes

 Jake Hardin:
You're firing me? You don't even pay me.
Harry Judd:
Look, Jake, you're good, I mean, you did find us. But it's just...
Jake Hardin:
But? What's the but?
Tom Fletcher:
But we just think it's time to go home
Jake Hardin:
No! You can't go back home. We're this close
Tom Fletcher:
We haven't had any lucky breaks here and...
Danny Jones:
Yea, poor Doug misses his mum
McFly:
Yea
Danny Jones:
He does, he cries every night
Danny Jones:
[Dougie punches Danny] Ah
Jake Hardin:
One week. How's that? one week. You give me one week, and if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it. We're done. You can go back home. No hard feelings. One week.
Tom Fletcher:
Ok. One week
Jake Hardin:
One week
Tom Fletcher:
One week
Jake Hardin:
All right, get some rest guys
Danny Jones:
Your mum's going to have to wait one more week Doug! hahaa
Jake Hardin:
One week.
 

Vanilla Sky  - Quotes

 Thomas Tipp:
...maybe you should let people see you, yeah? I mean, the last time we were together, you were, you were, you were in a coma, and you were very fucking rude to me. You didn't say a word.
 

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Big Daddy  - Quotes

 Julian:
But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song.
Sonny:
It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so...
Julian:
Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!
Sonny:
ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday!
 

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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie  - Quotes

 Plane Voice:
Good morning, Dr. Meecham.
Tom Servo:
Good morning, Voice.
Plane Voice:
Hope you slept well.
Mike Nelson:
'Cause it's time to die.
 

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The Usual Suspects  - Quotes

 Verbal:
Can I get some coffee?
Dave Kujan:
In a while. Let's talk about the lineup.
Verbal:
I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.
 

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Caroline in the City  - Quotes

 Del:
It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life.
Caroline:
Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?
 

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The Mask  - Quotes

 Stanley Ipkiss:
[to Kellaway] Hi, lieutenant. Listen, this isn't the best time right now for a... [Kellaway enters]
Stanley Ipkiss:
Won't you come in?
 

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Hudson Hawk  - Quotes

 Snickers:
Guys, we got some good news and some bad news.
Almond Joy:
The good news is, you'll be completely un-paralyzed in about two minutes.
Snickers:
The bad news is, that only leaves you five seconds to defuse the bombs.
Hudson Hawk, Tommy Five-Tone:
"Bombs"? [Snickers fires a time bomb at the wall, it starts counting down from 2:05. He and Almond Joy laugh]
Snickers:
I'm so glad it had to end like this. I'll just shoot one in the kitchen for good measure...
 

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Hoodwinked!  - Quotes

 Granny:
Time to shred some powder!
 

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Arrested Development  - Quotes

 George Sr.:
Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was pulling us apart, I did not make a stink.
Michael:
You complained all the time and she was my only wife and she died.
George Sr.:
Well, see? Things have a way of working themselves out.
 

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Gunner Palace  - Quotes

 SPC Devon Dixon:
I couldn't sleep for a while, you know, the first time I ever had to kill somebody, so I know for me ... you know, it tore me up pretty bad. But after a while, you know, I learned to deal with it, 'case you gotta look at it as, you know, it's either gonna be him or it's gonna be me, and, you know, I'm not doin' the wrong thing, I'm just following orders, so I'd rather it not be me. So, I had to, you know, I learned to live with it.
 

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Taxi  - Quotes

 Washburn:
[after stopping in the alley during first car chase] Hey! Why'd you stop for?
Belle:
[referring to the gun] Hey man watch that thing! It's a dead end, they ain't going nowhere.
Washburn:
[loads his gun] Okay! Time to get my burn on!
Belle:
You talking to me or your gun? You better not be talking to me. I *know* you ain't talking to me.
 

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Osmosis Jones  - Quotes

 Frank:
Hey, partner, what you got there?
Oyster Boy:
Oh, these? These are polluted oysters. Well, they WERE polluted. I replanted them in six weeks ago. That's how long the state says you gotta do it for. And every time the tide came in, it flushed all the bad stuff out.
Frank:
Can you eat 'em?
Oyster Boy:
Well, if my hypotenuse is correct... [hesitantly]
Oyster Boy:
sure. Y-y-yeah, definitely.
 

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Cherry Falls  - Quotes

 Leonard Marliston:
Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.
Cindy:
I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair.
 

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The Powerpuff Girls  - Quotes

 Buttercup:
It's about time the Mayor filled that giant pothole.
Bubbles:
I think it's nice that the Mayor is keeping Townsville nice.
Bubbles:
Uh, filling potholes is his job, Bubbles. Being nice has nothing to do with it.
 

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Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills  - Quotes

 Ford, Paul:
Based on what you've heard up there, do you think Damien might have killed those three boys?
Jason Baldwin:
[after a long pause] They make it seem like he did.
Ford, Paul:
Do you think he did?
Jason Baldwin:
I don't know.
Ford, Paul:
Would you have a hard time letting him go if you were on the jury?
Jason Baldwin:
Yeah.
 

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The Fan  - Quotes

 Gil Renard:
Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 fuckin' million!
Bobby Rayburn:
Look, what do you want?
Gil Renard:
What do I want? I want every time they think of you, they're gonna think of me.
 

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Personal Effects  - Quotes

 Clay:
Clay: But all of this isn't only about me. All of this is more about waiting for someone you know will never come back. About that time spent waiting. And the people you meet in the waiting room.
 

Blades of Glory  - Quotes

 Katie Van Waldenberg:
Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed.
 

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Suburban Girl  - Quotes

 Archie Knox:
Take as much time as you need.
Brett Eisenberg:
I will.
Archie Knox:
But don't forget that I need you too. More than I've ever needed anybody before. [starts to drive away and then reverses to be next to her again]
Archie Knox:
Because you may not think so, but you're different.
Brett Eisenberg:
From all the rest? [Archie nods and drives away]
 

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Lost in Space  - Quotes

 Major West:
If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III  - Quotes

 Leonardo:
Hey! Where's Mikey?
Donatello:
Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!
 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Did you think of me while you guys were camping?
Laura:
Yeah, every time I used the bug spray.
 

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Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  - Quotes

 Ron:
[to Kim after she's met her little brothers, who are now grown up] Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
 

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The Convent  - Quotes

 Saul:
The time is nigh for you to take your first step into darkness, so why don't you take the Dagger of Dispair, you know and plunge into thine virginal heart? [none of Saul's followers move]
Saul:
...Today.
 

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Short Time  - Quotes

 Captain:
And any short time goof-off that doesn't bust his ass to bring this guy in, is going to be as popular around this precinct as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Klan rally.
 

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Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas  - Quotes

 Eris:
Enough talking! Time for some screaming.
 

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