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Emira Eagle:
I thought he was talented.
Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters:
Okay. He COULD sing.
Zola Taylor:
He could SING me right out of my panties!

George:
I always thought of myself as a house. I was always what I lived in. It didn't need to be big. It didn't even need to be beautiful. It just needed to be mine. I became what I was meant to be. I built myself a life. I built myself a house.

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Desiree Armfeldt:
Hello, mother.
Madame Arnfeldt:
To what do I owe the honor of this visit?
Desiree Armfeldt:
I just thought I'd pop out and see you both, is that so surprising?
Madame Arnfeldt:
Yes.
Desiree Armfeldt:
You're in one of your bitchy moods, I see.
Madame Arnfeldt:
If you've come to take Fredrika back, the answer is no. I do not object to the immorality of your life; merely to its sloppiness. Since I have been tidy enough to have acquired a sizeable mansion and a fleet of servants, it seems only common sense that my granddaughter should reap the advantages of it. Isn't that so, child?
Fredrika Arnfeldt:
I really don't know, Grandmother.
Madame Arnfeldt:
Oh, yes, you do, dear.

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George:
[shouts] Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do! Because all you do is fucking prance around school, talking about your fucking faggoty fairy fathers! I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fucking fathers and how they're assholes work, all right? It makes me sick, all right, and I fucking hope they fucking die of fucking fag disease! Yeah! [pause]
George:
And speaking of dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fucking donkey-dick Marty got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his "daddy". His neanderthal, drunk father put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know, I almost forgot my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first. But now? I like it. "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall...

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Borat:
[referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

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Ordell Robbie:
What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?
Max Cherry:
I thought you might be asleep.
Ordell Robbie:
You keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.

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Doyle:
Really big sunglasses.
Cop:
Bike horn.
Doyle:
Small mouth bass
Cop:
Bowling Pin
Doyle:
[Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.
Cop:
Rubber Chicken.
Mask:
A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle:
[squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask:
I've never seen those before in my life.
Cop:
Bazooka?
Mask:
I have a permit for that.
Doyle:
[going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
What?
Mask:
Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask:
Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]
Mask:
That's gotta hurt.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Get'em! [looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Doyle!

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[last lines]
Vlad:
Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.
Michael:
I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.
Vlad:
If she'll forgive me.
Michael:
This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.
Ellen:
[to Vlad] Okay.
Michael:
What?
Vlad:
Really?
Ellen:
I'll go out with you.
Michael:
Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!
Ellen:
Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming. [to Vlad]
Ellen:
You coming in?
Vlad:
It's pretty cold.
Ellen:
I'll take my chances.
Vlad:
...Okay. [they jump in lake]
Ellen:
It's not that cold.
Vlad:
It's freezing.
Ellen:
Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael. [Michael jumps in lake]
Michael:
You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.
Ellen:
Oh yeah?
Michael:
Oh it's cold! Quit splashing! [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]

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Kelly:
Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And, I'm like, "No, I'm not." I eat all kinds... I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it. I'd have a heart attack...
John:
I thought you were anorexic...
Kelly:
Everybody does...
John:
[gesturing with his hands] Yeah, because you look so...
Kelly:
[enthusiastically] Thank you. I know.

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Snotlout:
If that dragon, shows either of its faces, I'm gonna-There!
Tuffnut:
Hey! It's us idiots!
Tuffnut:
Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon! [laughs]
Snotlout:
Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig- [yelping sound]
Snotlout:
[Astrid punches him]

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Jake Sully:
You guys are packing some heavy gear.
Trudy Chacon:
[to the driver of a vehicle that almost hit Jake Sully] Watch it!
Trudy Chacon:
Yeah, that's because we're not the only thing flying around out there. Or the biggest. But I need you on a door gun, I'm a man short.
Jake Sully:
I thought you'd never ask.

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Kim Jong Il:
I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

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General Brown:
So they started doing psy-research because they thought we were doing psy-research, when in fact we weren't doing psy-research?
Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
Yes sir. But now that they *are* doing psy-research, we're gonna have to do psy-research, sir. [leans forward]
Brigadier General Dean Hopgood:
We can't afford to have the Russian's leading the field in the paranormal.

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Ryan Bingham:
I thought I was a part of your life.
Alex Goran:
I thought we signed up for the same thing... I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. You are an escape. You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis.
Ryan Bingham:
I'm a parenthesis?

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Batman:
[opening quote] Fear. It was fear that killed my parents. On the far side of the world, I tasted fear in it's purest form and thought I'd conquered it. But, fear followed me home...

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Verona:
What’s up, corpse?
Chev Chelios:
Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.
Verona:
Are you a dealer? Is that what you are now?
Chev Chelios:
Don't worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.
Verona:
Oh... Oh, the antidote?
Chev Chelios:
That's right, the antidote.
Verona:
What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
Chev Chelios:
How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?
Verona:
Hmm.
Chev Chelios:
Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Verona:
All right.
Chev Chelios:
Oh, you like that deal don't you?
Verona:
Yeah, whatever.
Chev Chelios:
Well. I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?
Verona:
Yeah I know it.
Chev Chelios:
Well don't be late or I'll trade this thing in to some whore for a fuckin' hand-job.
Verona:
Look, I said I'll fuckin' be... [throwing punches everywhere and yelling]
Verona:
I'll fuckin' be there!
Chev Chelios:
See you later sunshine.

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Stu:
So I thought what the hell I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married? But on the other hand if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Herb:
Testify about what?

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Peter Llewelyn Davies:
It's just, I thought she'd always be here.
J.M. Barrie:
So did I. But in fact, she is, because she's on every page of your imagination. You'll always have her there. Always.
Peter Llewelyn Davies:
But why did she have to die?
J.M. Barrie:
I don't know, Peter. When I think of your mother, I will always remember how happy she looked, sitting there in the parlor watching a play about her family, about her boys that never grew up. She went to Neverland. And you can visit her any time you like if you just go there yourself.
Peter Llewelyn Davies:
How?
J.M. Barrie:
By believing, Peter. Just believe.

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"Bugsy" Siegel:
Got a light?
Virginia:
The way you were looking at me, I thought you were going to ask for something more interesting.
"Bugsy" Siegel:
Like what?
Virginia:
Use your imagination.
"Bugsy" Siegel:
I'm using it.
Virginia:
...Let me know when you're finished.

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Damon Macready:
[from trailer] So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready:
Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready:
You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready:
Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha! [laughs]
Mindy Macready:
I'm just fucking with you Daddy... I'd love a bench made model 42 butterfly knife!
Damon Macready:
[relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

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Ian Cheney:
When my best friend Curtis and I graduated from college, we thought we were done with professors and were supposed to feel like we had our whole lives ahead of us.
Curt Ellis:
But we just heard some disconcerting news: some day, we were going to die - and maybe sooner than we thought. The first time in American history, our generation was at risk of having a shorter life-span than our parents. And it was because of what we ate.

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Ambassador Reed:
Your attorney, Shen Yuelin, is a the guard station. She wishes to see you.
Ed Pratt:
I would advise no contact. It will only make things harder for her.
Jack Moore:
What are you talking about?
Ed Pratt:
Yuelin put up your guarantee.
Jack Moore:
I thought the embassy put it up.
Ed Pratt:
No.
Ambassador Reed:
In China, bail has nothing to do with money. It's reputation. To have you released today so that she could prepare a defense, Shen Yuelin put up her career, her future.
Ed Pratt:
It was really quite unique.

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Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Commander! This is what we're thinking of using to replace the damaged warp plasma conduit. [smiles at Cochrane]
Geordi LaForge:
[examines the unit] Yeah, Reg... yeah, that's good. But you're going to need to reinforce this copper tubing with a nanopolymer.
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
[nods quickly and turns to Cochrane] Dr. Cochrane, I know this sounds silly, but could I shake your hand?
Dr. Zefram Cochrane:
[sighs heavily, clearly not wanting to egg on Barclay's enthusiasm, but reluctantly extends his hand]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Thank you, Doctor! You have no idea what an honor it is to work with you on this project!
Geordi LaForge:
Reg...
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
I never thought I would ever meet the man who invented warp drive! I...
Geordi LaForge:
*Reg!*
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Hmm? [realizes he's fawning]
Lieutenant Reginald Endicott Barclay III:
Oh! Yes, of course, I'm sorry... [nervously shuffles off]

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Darryl:
Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad:
You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl:
I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad:
Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?

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Abernathy:
Hi there! What's your name? My name's Abernathy Darwin Dunlap but you can call me A.D.D. on the account of the fact that I have A.D.D., which is attention deficit disorder. You know - everyone used to think it was just an addiction to sugar when I was 6 and my mom used to cry because she thought I would never be like a fully functioning member of society like my neighbor who has Legionnaires’ disease. [snickers]

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Coach Jack Bolton:
[Troy and Chad are shooting hoops in the gym] Danforth! Bolton! You get out there and get onstage!
Troy Bolton:
Never thought I'd hear my dad say that...

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Marilyn:
[Tom pulls up in his car] Late again, Tom.
Tom Ryan:
Hey, Marilyn.
Marilyn:
I thought you were moving.
Tom Ryan:
Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name.
Marilyn:
No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties."

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Holden:
Good evening. Spare a hundred dollars?
Ally:
Sorry.
Holden:
How about that?
Ally:
What?
Holden:
Give me that.
Ally:
This is for my lunch tomorrow.
Holden:
Give it to me.
Ally:
I said no. It's mine.
Holden:
Give me the dumb lunch, lady!
Ally:
I paid ten bucks for this! [the panhandler grabs the lunch; Ally hangs on; they struggle in a tug-of-war with the brown bag between them. The other passengers move away. Finally Ally yells:]
Ally:
All right! We'll split it!
Holden:
[the panhandler lets up, thinking for a moment, then shrugs] Okay. [They split it, and he walks away. A passenger leans over after a minute]
Peter:
I thought he was going to kill you.

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Max Goldman:
[singing] I just met a girl named Maria! And now I plainly see, she's not the bitch I thought she would be!

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Kris Bolin:
He'd take off his shorts and I'd take off my bikini and we'd fuck underwater in front of the entire senior class on shore. They just thought that we were two lovers embracing. We could do that now. In front of Roger, Sara... and noone would know.

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[Discussing the Cool Hand Luke poster Sara saw]
Eve:
Sara, it was a movie poster, it's no big deal.
Sara:
It's peculiar though, right? Don't you think?
Eve:
I thought you were through with all this new-age bullshit, feng-shuey and all that crap.
Sara:
Eve, for someone who owns a new-age store you're incredibly earth-bound
Eve:
Oh yeah, well, for a shrink-in-training, you're a little bit crazy, I'll tell you that much.

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Tiberias:
I have given Jerusalem my whole life. First, I thought we were fighting for God. Then I realized we were fighting for wealth and land. I was ashamed.

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Guest:
I love what you've done with the house.
Francy:
Thank you.
Mr Lewin:
It's clean.
Em Lewin:
I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if you ask me.
Francy:
Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin:
No, it's not.
Francy:
I think you own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin:
I don't owe you shit.

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Mr. Fox:
The whole time I was putting paw over paw with your mother digging beside me, and I thought to myself: I wonder who this little boy...
Ash:
Or girl!
Mr. Fox:
Right, 'cause at the time we didn't know. I wonder who this little boy or girl is gonna be? Ash, I'm so glad he was you.

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Marie:
She's here to introduce us to the fascinating world of rugs [secretary whispers to her]
Marie:
My apologies Iris, I stand corrected, it's not just rugs, it is in fact all forms of carpeting.
Chris:
Oh, thank God. For a moment I thought it was going to be dull.

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[last lines]
Jensen Ames:
Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.

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Briseis:
I thought you were a dumb brute. It would have been easier to forgive a dumb brute!

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Rafiki:
Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana.
Adult Simba:
Come on, will you cut it out?
Rafiki:
Can't cut it out. It will grow right back. Hehehe.
Adult Simba:
Creepy little monkey. Would you stop following me! Who are you?
Rafiki:
The question is, who... are *you*?
Adult Simba:
[sighs] I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure.
Rafiki:
Well, I know who you are! Shh. Come here, it's a secret. [Whispers, then grows louder]
Rafiki:
Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana!
Adult Simba:
Enough already! What's that supposed to mean anyway?
Rafiki:
It means you're a baboon... and I'm not.
Adult Simba:
I think you're a little confused.
Rafiki:
Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused. You don't even know who you are!
Adult Simba:
Oh, and I suppose you know?
Rafiki:
Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy! [Simba turns around to look at him, shocked]
Rafiki:
Bye!

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Alan Garner:
You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler.
Phil Wenneck:
Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.

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Leonard Shelby:
I always thought the joy of reading a book is not knowing what happens next.

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Alien #1:
Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.
George:
You mean... You watched the video tape?
Alien #1:
Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. Now our planet will be destroyed, unless the girl is dead.
Tom:
Aw, you see, they are friendly.
Mahalik:
If they're friendly, how come they choke us few minutes ago?
Alien #1:
Oh... that's how we say hello.

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Ellen Olenska:
Is New York such a labyrinth? I thought it was all straight up and down like Fifth Avenue. All the cross streets numbered and big honest labels on everything.
Newland Archer:
Everything is labeled, but everybody is not.
Ellen Olenska:
Then I must count on you for warnings too.

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Perry Smith:
I thought that Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the moment that I cut his throat.

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Rosalee:
They also said that in first class you may personally view the film of your choice.
Cathy:
All right. I would like to touch intimately the person who thought of that.

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[watching their videotaped orgy]
Bob Crane:
What is that on my ass?
John Carpenter:
That is my hand.
Bob Crane:
Rubbing my ass?
John Carpenter:
So what?
Bob Crane:
Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?
John Carpenter:
lt's an orgy, Bob.
Bob Crane:
So you can just touch my ass?
John Carpenter:
I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?
Bob Crane:
The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!
John Carpenter:
Sorry.
Bob Crane:
Fuck you very much.
John Carpenter:
Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

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Jonathan Steinbloom:
[referring to his mother] You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which she did, a lot. And I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet, I had to wear a football helmet. Now who knows what she was thinking? Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something, I don't know.

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Ordell Robbie:
Is that what I think it is?
Jackie Brown:
What do you think it is?
Ordell Robbie:
I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.
Jackie Brown:
Well, you thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.

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Donald Kaufman:
[spying on Susan with binoculars] She's crying. She's at her computer.
Charlie Kaufman:
This is morally reprehensible.
Donald Kaufman:
United... to Miami. Eleven... fifty five am tomorrow. I thought she was down with Laroche.
Charlie Kaufman:
Her parents live in Florida, Donald.
Donald Kaufman:
That was no parent phone call, my friend.
Charlie Kaufman:
Don't say "my friend".
Donald Kaufman:
A guy entering. Handsome.
Charlie Kaufman:
Must be her husband.
Donald Kaufman:
She's acting weird with him, though, right? Don't you think? What's she hiding from him? Maybe she's a lesbian and doesn't know how to tell him. What do you think?

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Solana:
[At dinner] Norick, this is a pleasant surprise. You should stop by more often.
Norick:
Well, I figured Farmer saw enough of this and thought he could use a little break.
Zeph:
Norick thinks father should give up farming and join the king's army. [Solana gasps]
Norick:
Now hold on Zeph, I didn't say that exactly!
Zeph:
He says that the soldiers make alot of money.
Solana:
[to Farmer] Now you are not considering this, are you?
Farmer Daimon:
You're my family! I would never leave you. Does that answer your question, Norick?
Norick:
Well, we were just talking, thank you very much, just talking.
Farmer Daimon:
Everyone has their talents. "Just talking" seems to be yours. [Zeph chuckles]
Norick:
[to Zeph] Just ratting on his friend seems to be YOURS! [laughs]
Norick:
Now give me the chicken.
Solana:
[laughing] Don't give him the chicken.
Norick:
Give me the chicken! [Holds chicken making chomping noises]
Norick:
Arf! Arf! Arf!

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[Nicky Rogan, in a taxi cab, sees his daughter in an adjacent taxi, exits his, and joins her in hers]
Nicky Rogan:
How come I don't see you any more? Where are you, all day?
Laurel Rogan:
[laughs sardonically] I'm at college. Thought you knew.
Nicky Rogan:
You wanna get a coffee?
Laurel Rogan:
I don't drink coffee, Daddy. This is not what we should be talking about.
Nicky Rogan:
What do you want to talk about? I'll talk about anything you want to talk about. What's this? [He picks up her radio]
Laurel Rogan:
Senior Play tonight, remember?
Nicky Rogan:
Why do you need a radio?
Laurel Rogan:
So I can listen to the ball game at intermissions! Do you know that Mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?
Nicky Rogan:
Don't talk like that! Man! How prominent? What are you implying?
Laurel Rogan:
She's doing like those Iranians. I divorce thee. I divorce thee. I divorce thee.

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Ron Burgundy:
[singing] Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] When everything's a little clearer in the light of day / And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway.
Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite / Looking forward to a little afternoon delight / Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite / And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Sky rockets in flight / Afternoon delight.
Ron Burgundy:
You guys have it, I think.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Afternoon delight.
Champ Kind:
I don't know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy.
Brian Fantana:
Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland:
Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Brian Fantana:
Yeah, he really does.
Brick Tamland:
Man.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Afternoon delight.

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Miranda Priestly:
Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course... worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don't know- disappointing and, um... stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls.

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Jim's Dad:
Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim:
I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, i was trying to use lubricant.
Jim's Dad:
Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady:
**looking at Pussy Palace** Son, couldn;t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad:
Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady:
Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad:
Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim:
That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad:
Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is no a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do?

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Jay Sherman:
Don't worry, son, if you think that only handsome musicians can get beautiful women, I have two words for you: Lyle Lovett.
Marty Sherman:
I thought that he was handsome.
Jay Sherman:
You're thinking of Jon Lovitz. With his good looks, he takes the cake!

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Sammy:
God damn shame, Mike. God damn shame about Joey. He thought the world of you, Mike.

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Charlie Duke:
[discussing Neil Armstrong's "one small step" line] It was like Neil, but deeper than I thought that he would come up with. I wouldn't have had the self-control to do that. I'd have, to me, I'd have been jumping up and down, "Yahoo! Hey man, I'm here!" That's the kind of response that I think I would have had. But he was very, very controlled, and those words came out, and they were very appropriate and perfect.

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John Beckwith:
Are you going to give a toast?
Claire Cleary:
Yes.
John Beckwith:
Nervous?
Claire Cleary:
A little bit.
John Beckwith:
What are you going to say? [Claire pulls a piece of paper from inside her dress]
John Beckwith:
You keep it in your cleavage.
Claire Cleary:
Nowhere else to put it. Normally I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good. [John reads from Claire's notes]
John Beckwith:
"I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met Craig?"!
Claire Cleary:
Yes, that's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.
John Beckwith:
I know, but the whole funny-because-it's-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha". I think you're better off going with something from the heart. Honestly.
Claire Cleary:
I think people are going to like this.
John Beckwith:
I think you're going to hear crickets.
Claire Cleary:
I think you're wrong.
John Beckwith:
Sounds of silence. Go walk the plank.
Claire Cleary:
Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.
John Beckwith:
Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.

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Ray Embrey:
What about you, buddy? You're from another planet, aren't you?
Hancock:
No man, I'm from Miami.
Ray Embrey:
You didn't come on in, like, a meteor or...
Hancock:
Nope. Woke up at a hospital, first thing I remember.
Ray Embrey:
Government hospital. Yes? Experimenting on you and...
Hancock:
No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room.
Ray Embrey:
Come on.
Hancock:
Yeah, uh, my skull was fractured. They told me I tried to, uh, stop a mugging.
Ray Embrey:
Somebody knocked you out.
Hancock:
Guess I was a regular guy before and when I woke up, I was changed. Uh, and the hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm and it just broke against my skin. And then my skull healed, in, like in an hour. The doctors were astounded and, uh, they wanted to know my story. Just like you. But, uh, I couldn't tell 'em. I don't know who I am.
Mary Embrey:
Amnesia. You know, the blow to the head.
Hancock:
Yeah, well, that's what they figure.
Ray Embrey:
You don't remember anything?
Hancock:
No. Only thing I had in my pocket was bubble-gum, two movie tickets. Boris Karloff. Uh, Frankenstein. Uh... But no ID, nothing. I went to sign out. The, uh, nurse asked me for my John Hancock. And, uh... I actually thought that's who I was.

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[Alan and Sarah have finished the game. Sam reenters the house]
Samuel Alan Parrish:
Forgot my speech notes. [Alan runs up to Sam and hugs him]
Alan Parrish, 1969:
I'm so glad you're back.
Samuel Alan Parrish:
I've only been gone 5 minutes.
Alan Parrish, 1969:
[crying] It seems like a lot longer for me.
Samuel Alan Parrish:
I thought you told me you were never going to talk to me again.
Alan Parrish, 1969:
Whatever I said, Dad, I'm sorry. [They hug again]
Samuel Alan Parrish:
Oh, Alan, I was angry, OK? And I'm sorry, too. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow. Man to man.
Alan Parrish, 1969:
How about father to son?

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Mike McDermott:
I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around.

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