Stanley Goodspeed:
"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy." What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean grow up! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines, SHAME-ON-THEM! [clears throat]
Stanley Goodspeed:
Anyway, I only got one chem round, and there's two left... Mason?
John Mason:
Yes, I'm here. I was just thinking how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.
[during their peyote trip in the desert]
Jim Morrison:
Close your eyes. We'll see the snake; see the serpent appear. His head is ten feet long and five feet wide. He has one red eye and one green eye. He's seven miles long. Deadly. I see all the history of the world on his scales, all people, all actions. We're all just little pictures on his scales. God, he's big, he's moving, devouring consciousness, digesting power. Monster of energy. It's a monster. We're going to kiss the snake on the tongue. Kiss the serpent. But if it senses fear, it'll eat us instantly. But if we kiss it without fear, it'll take us through the garden, through the gate, to the other side. Ride the snake... until the end of time.
John:
I think I'm fucked up, man. I'm not thinking right. [Jim tilts his head back and laughs lazily]
John:
Look at your eyes, man... your death.
Derek Dietl:
Susan!
Susan Murphy:
Derek?
Derek Dietl:
I've been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want to to know, I forgive you.
Susan Murphy:
You forgive me?
Derek Dietl:
Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And I say maybe you didn't ruin everything, because I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is give them an exclusive interview with you.
Susan Murphy:
Really?
Derek Dietl:
Yes. I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Susan Murphy:
Derek, that's... amazing. Is the camera running?
Derek Dietl:
Of course.
Susan Murphy:
[Picks up Derek] Good, because I wouldn't want any of your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying goodbye, Derek! [Flicks him up in the air]
Susan Murphy:
B.O.B., could you...?
B.O.B.:
[after catching Derek] Derek, you're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over!
B.O.B.:
[to cameraman] Turn it off.
Mrs. Baker:
Don't you think that it makes more sense to wait until after we move to the new place before we get the dog? I'm just thinking of the dog that way he won't have to relearn a new house, a new neighborhood, and all that other... newness.
Owen:
We had a deal, Mom.
Mrs. Baker:
We did. We sure, we sure, we absolutely did.
Owen:
[quoting Mrs. Baker] "The best way to achieve your goals, Owen, is to make a plan, work hard, and always keep your eyes on the prize."
Mrs. Baker:
That's an exact quote, isn't it?
Owen:
I want my prize.
