Everything about being a teenager and not feeling like you fit in is just magnified by being a mutant!
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. They don't want heroes; what they want is to see you fall.
Holly Hamilton: It's nothing. It's just, I'm going through my teenage years. And that's confusing. I'm confused about who I am and what my purpose is in life. What college I should go to. If I should even go to college. I'm trying to resist peer pressure to do all sorts of things that I know I shouldn't do, but some of them I kind of want to do. If you know what I mean? I'm considering getting my nose pierced, and my belly button, and nine other parts of my body. But my mom said she would totally kill me if I did that, so now I'm just thinking about getting a tattoo on my back. But it wouldn't really be considered my back, because it would be so low, that you wouldn't even be able to see it. Unless I wore my jeans low enough. I'm really confused.
Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: And I couldn't have captured these crooks without the help of Teenage Mutant Ninja Leprechauns. Michaelangelo: Begora! That's us, me boys! [begins dancing Irish jig on coffee table]
I don't know what better teenage life you could get than going around the world doing what you love to do.
Leonardo: We're turtles, friend! Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!
[after killing man possessed by Azazel] John Hobbes: [whistles Time is on my side] Teenage Girl: [becomes possessed and sings] Yes it is. John Hobbes: [spins around very slowly/shocked] Teenage Girl: [sweetly] Hiya pal. [seriously] Teenage Girl: Wake up Hobbes. I'm not that easy to kill. When my host dies and I move as spirit, no man can resist me. What are you going to do? Arrest me? What'll you tell Stanton then? I'd *love* to hear that one. John Hobbes: It's me that you want. Why don't you just kill me. Teenage Girl: But I'm still having fun.
[Raphael and Michaelangelo are tied up back-to-back in chairs with a bomb next to them] Raphael: We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a cornball setup like this! [Raphael notices Michaelangelo rocking side to side] Raphael: What are you doing? Michaelangelo: Well, I once saw this movie where this dude was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over. Raphael: It's worth a try. [Raphael rocks side to side with Michaelangelo and they soon fall over] Raphael: Great! Then what did he do? Michaelangelo: I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.
Jack McCallister: You're just a lonely, pathetic middle-aged woman who hides behind her words and her books and her freak of a teenage son! Grace McCallister: Shut up!
Cher: Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
Dex: How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumble bees.
[Baby shoes are hanging from the rear-view mirror.] Russell: What is this? Claire: They're Dinah's. She found them in her treasure box cleaning out things and hung them there. Russell: What in the world for? Claire: Just a reminder. You know, with the baby coming, she just wants us to be extra safe. Russell: Well, it's a nice gesture, but I don't appreciate looking like a teenage low-rider. Claire: Believe me, you don't.
[narration voice-over] Neil: I met Wendy Peterson when I was ten. She was eleven, one grade ahead of me in school. If I wasn't queer we would have ended up having sloppy teenage sex and getting pregnant, contributing more fucked-up unwanted kids to society. But instead, she became my soulmate. And... one true partner in crime.
[Interrogating a teenage murder suspect] Det. Joel Stevens: You shot a SIX-YEAR-OLD! What is WRONG with you?
Bobby Long: Think she'll come right home? Lawson Pines: Where else would a teenage girl go but straight home to her endlessly entertaining middle-age room mates?
Julian Noble: I wouldn't do that for all the teenage twat in Thailand.
[about Jack, as he drops off ransom money] Vivian: Well, he certainly looks as if he's old enough to have teenage kids. Danny: Definitely having a hard time with that bag. Vivian: He says he's been working out. I guess $5 million bucks weighs a lot.
Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong. Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach- think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong!
Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate. Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate? Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate! Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
Cara-Ethyl: Pizza: sustenance of youth, rite of teenage social bonding, and it's very tasty indeed.
Holly Hamilton: Can you believe it? The Teenage Gypsy has finally settled down. Now I don't just have a home page. I have a home.
Ava Gardner: You don't own me, Howard. I'm not one of your teenage whores and I'm not some damn airplane!
Donal Baines: [about teenage Christopher] He's too sappy, too sentimental. Stan: Shh, shh, shh. Teenager.
GraveRobber: And Amber Sweet is addicted to the knife! Shilo Wallace: Addicted to the knife? Zytrate Addict, Teenage Zytrate Addict: Addicted to the knife!
Jesus: I've cured a lot of lepers, and I've risen from the dead. How ya doin'? / Is that what it's gonna take to get it through your head? You can touch. / If you keep using reefer to enjoy those teenage kicks / Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx / What a fix / Sulfur pools / Torture tools / Separation from your family jewels! The Arc-ettes: Ramma-lamma-they're-gonna-cut-your-ding-dong.
Vince Grimaldi: I'm the one who's healthy, it's the rest of society that's dieseased. Look at these girls in gym class, with their breasts bulging out, and tight little shorts on. There just going to grow up to be whores, and sluts, and real estate agents. Casey Noland: You've been rejected by girls your whole life. What teenage girl wants to be with some lame ass gym coach? Vince Grimaldi: First of all, Fuck You. Second of all, this conversation is over, 'cause I'm going to kill you now. Turn you into a piece of furniture. [Casey grabs his power sander, turns it on and grins victoriously. The batteries die only seconds later, wiping the grin off his face. He looks at it in disbelief] Vince Grimaldi: You are so pathetic. You bring a power tool to kill your gym teacher, and you don't get good batteries.
GraveRobber: Zytrate comes in a little glass vial. Shilo Wallace: A little glass vial? Zytrate Addict, Teenage Zytrate Addict: A little glass vial!
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