Howler (Mrs. Weasley): RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER *TOE* OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are *so* proud. [sticks out its ribbon "tongue" at Ron and tears itself up]
Patrick Bateman: [voiceover] I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
[from trailer] Mr. Fox: Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it. [tears into his toast in an animalistic manner]
Jesse: Do you remember when I told you that I was 104 years old? [Winnie nods] Jesse: Well... it's the honest truth. [Winnie looks confused] Jesse: I'm gonna live forever. I'm never gonna change. The same with Miles and Tuck and Mae. Something happened to us. I mean, as far as I know, I... I'm gonna be 17 until the end of the world. It's the spring, Winnie. Something's wrong with it. It stops you right where you are, if you'd had a drink of it today, you'd stay just like you are... [Both hear a rustling noise. They turn around to see Miles] Miles: Don't you wish he'd told you... before you kissed him? Did he tell you that immortality isn't all the preachers crack it up to be? Jesse: Hey, leave her alone, Miles! Miles: Well, now, you wanted her to hear it Jesse-boy. She's the first person you want to tell the truth to. Jesse: You just don't want me to have what you lost. Winnie: Stop this... both of you. Tell me... the truth... I wanna know. Miles: [Miles nods and walks over towards Jesse and Winnie] We all had a drink. Except for the cat, and that's important. [the rest of the monologue is told in flashbacks of what Miles is saying] Miles: The water tasted like... heaven. It floated over your tongue like a cloud. Tuck carved a T in the trunk and we moved on west to find a place to settle down. We put up a house for Mae and Tuck and a little shed for Jesse and me. That was the first time we figured there was something... peculiar. Jesse fell thirty feet and landed on is neck. He was up on his feet before Mae could work up a good cry. Didn't hurt him a bit, no broken bones... nothing. But that's not all... not by a long shot. Things began to happen. Some brush-poppers mistook Mae's horse for a deer. Thing is, the bullets didn't kill hime. Barely even left a mark. Then Tuck got bitten by a rattle snake, and you know what... he didn't die. [laughing] Miles: But the cat did, of old age. [Somberly, touching the ring on his finger] Miles: And Miles got married. [Whispering] Miles: Bo. Little Anna. [Out loud] Miles: Tuck figured it early on. It was the spring. We all drank from it, even the horse. It had to be... the source of our changelessness. I begged her to come back... to me and find the spring and drink from it. The children, too. It was our only hope... to be together. She'd made up her mind that I'd... sold my soul to the devil. And she left me. She took my babies with her. [Angrily, with tears in his eyes] Miles: Everyone... pulled away after that. There was talk of witchcraft... and... black magic. I went lookin' for wars to fight... and I saw brave men die at Vera Cruz. And then Gettysburg. Thousands of them in the blink of an eye. [Crying] Miles: But not me. I couldn't die. Like Little Anna. The influenza took her before she was fifteen. And Bo. He'd be almost eighty now if he were still alive. And my sweet... my sweet young bride. She died in an insame asylum. Old and alone. But I'm still here... I'm still here. [Unable to say any more, he just cries. We turn to Winnie, who is also crying. The screen fades to black]
Elizabeth James: [thinking she is talking to her father, who has a newspaper up between them] Hey stranger... Hallie: [puts down newspaper. then] Hey Mom, did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time? Elizabeth James: [flustered] Yes, I, I've heard that... Annie: [after Hallie surprises Elizabeth and Annie by arriving in London and showing up at their home before Elizabeth and Annie do] What are you doing here? Hallie: It took us abound 30 seconds after you guys left for us to realize we didn't want to lose you two again. Elizabeth James: We? Nick Parker: [walking in from another room] We. I made the mistake of not coming after you once, Lizzie. I'm not going to do that again no matter how brave you are. Elizabeth James: And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms, and cry hysterically. And say we'll just figure this whole thing out. A bi-continental relationship with our daughters being raised here and there. And. And, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together. And... and... c'mon, Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after? Nick Parker: Yes. To all of the above. Except you don't have to cry hysterically. Elizabeth James: [With tears in her eyes] Oh, yes I do. [he kisses her]
Frida Kahlo: They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.
[the amnesiac Capt Crewe comes across Sara crying in a corner of a darkened room] Capt. Crewe: What is it? Why are you crying? Please tell me. I won't hurt you. Won't you tell me your name? Sara Crewe: [sobbing] Sara. Capt. Crewe: 'Sara'... that's such a pretty name. Sara Crewe: [there is a flash of lightening, and the lights suddenly come back on] Papa...? Capt. Crewe: What did you say? [she runs to him, and he tries to hold her away] Capt. Crewe: I'm sorry... Sara Crewe: Papa, it's me! It's Sara! Capt. Crewe: Do you know me? Sara Crewe: Papa, don't you remember me? Papa, please! You've got to know me! It's Sara, remember? Remember India and Maya? Remember the Ramayana... and Emily? And the locket with Mama's picture? Capt. Crewe: [still struggling to push her away] No... Sara Crewe: Papa, please! Charles Randolph: [Mr Randolph arrives with Miss Minchin and the police] Do you know this man? Sara Crewe: Papa, tell them! Miss Minchin: [recognizes Captain Crewe] This child has no father. Take her away! Sara Crewe: [a police man tears Sara away and carries her, kicking and screaming, from the room] No! No! Papa! Capt. Crewe: I'm so sorry...
Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE! [tears off the Fallen's face and sticks him with his staff] Optimus Prime: I rise... You FALL! Megatron: NOOO! NOOO!
[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car] Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead. Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable! Ronnie: Yes, sir. Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse! Ronnie: Th-thank you.
Lavinia: In peace and honor live Lord Titus long. My noble lord and father, live in fame. Lo, at this tomb my tributary tears I render for my brethren's obsequies, and at thy feet I kneel with tears of joy shed on this earth for thy return to Rome. O bless me here with thy victorious hand. Titus: Kind Rome, that hast thoust lovingly reserved the cordial of mine age to glad my heart! Lavinia, live, outlive thy father's days and fame's eternal date, for virtue's praise.
Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best! Bartok: That might take some work, sir. Rasputin: We're going to a party! Bartok: A party? Ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like, a "whoa." And then you get really crazy with the hips, sir. It's fun! Rasputin: We'll let the Grand Duchess Anastasia have her moment. Bartok: [dancing] Aah, who cares? Rasputin: And then we'll kill her! Bartok: Right. Kill... kill her? Sir, what happened to the party idea? Rasputin: That's where I will kill her. [laughs and tears up newspaper] Rasputin: Crush her at the height of her glory. Bartok: And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life! Rasputin: Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!
Veronica Franco: What do you yearn for, King Henry? King Henry: [He holds a dagger at her throat] You've heard the rumors, Veronica? Veronica Franco: Yes, sire. King Henry: The king's a pervert. Veronica Franco: What do you really yearn for, King Henry? King Henry: Tears. Veronica Franco: Tears for whom? King Henry: Your tears. Veronica Franco: You yearn for my tears? I don't think so. King Henry: Then what do I yearn for? Veronica Franco: [She takes the dagger from him slowly, then points it at his neck] Why don't we find out?
Truman Capote: More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
Galadriel: The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of Men. Elrond: I Aear c?n ven na mar. [Elvish: The Sea calls us home] Bilbo: I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure. [Climbs on board with Elrond. Galadriel gets on boat with Celeborn] Gandalf: Farewell... my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say, Do not weep... not all tears are an evil. [Heads to the ship, then turns around, waiting] Gandalf: It is time, Frodo. Sam: What does he mean? Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me. Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.
Lida 'Stony' Newsom: [holding up a check] Look! Did your sister come through for you or what? Stevie Newsom: Where did you get this? Lida 'Stony' Newsom: Don't worry about where I got it from. That ain't none of your business. Just look at the digits! Stevie Newsom: Look, Stony, there's something I got to tell you. Lida 'Stony' Newsom: Look, Stevie, I know this is hardly enough money. But I swear, I will get every... Stevie Newsom: No, no, listen to me. I didn't get into U.C.L.A., and I'm not going because I didn't get accepted. Lida 'Stony' Newsom: [angrily slaps Stevie] You didn't get IN? Stevie Newsom: Come on, Stony, don't go off on me now... Lida 'Stony' Newsom: DON'T you tell me not to go off on you! Do you have any IDEA what I had to go through? Do you? Stevie Newsom: I'm not staying around for this. [moves to leave] Lida 'Stony' Newsom: [grabbing Stevie's shirt] You ARE going to hang around for this, and don't you move. Why did you have to lie to me? Stevie Newsom: Stony, you know how long you told me that I HAD to go to college? Well, I'm sorry, but maybe that life just isn't for me. [exits the apartment] Lida 'Stony' Newsom: [tears the check into pieces]
Dean Acheson: Gentlemen, for the last fifteen years, I've fought at this table alongside your predecessors in the struggle against the Soviet. Now I do not wish to seem melodramatic, but I do wish to impress upon you a lesson I learned with bitter tears and great sacrifice. The Soviet understands only one language: action. Respects only one word: force.
Marylin Rexroth: No, no, no, no, no, this is all wrong. Miles Massey: What? Is it the kilt? Marylin Rexroth: Do you love me? Miles Massey: More than anything. Marylin Rexroth: Can I trust you? Miles Massey: Yes, you can trust me. Miles Massey: [Marylin grabs the Massey prenupt and tears it] Darling, you're exposed! Marylin Rexroth: A sitting duck.
Sarah Jordan: Why do you never say my name? Nick Callahan: Sorry? Sarah Jordan: You never say my name. Why? Nick Callahan: pauses - What's the first thing you do when you get a cold? Sarah Jordan: What? Nick Callahan: What's the first thing you do when you get a cold? Sarah Jordan: Uh... chicken soup, aspirin, scotch... Nick Callahan: You never just have the cold? Sarah Jordan: I don't know what... Nick Callahan: interrupts - Taken nothing. Just have the cold? Sarah Jordan: No Nick Callahan: No, and that's us, right? We drown it. Kill it. Numb it, anything not to feel. You know, when I was a doctor in London, no one ever said 'medahani'. They don't thank you like they thank you here. Cos here they feel everything, straight from God. There's no drugs, no painkillers. It's the weirdest, purest thing - suffering. And when you've seen that kind of courage in a li... - pauses, tears well up -... in a child... How could you ever want to do anything but just hold him in your arms? You remember that boy in London, JoJo? Sarah Jordan: Yes of course Nick Callahan: He was my first save, 10 years old. So thin he could barely stand. But he still found the strength the bury the rest of his family. We have no idea what courage is... He used to write me little notes. He helped me in the clinic. He was good. He was sweet, he was good. He wanted to be like me, I liked that. I mean, it was silly and childish, but it made me feel good about myself. So I took him with me to London, you know, my talisman, my courageous Africa... - pauses - How could I be so bloody stupid? How could I be so totally selfish? The point is... he was my friend. He had a name. So now I HAVE to remember him. If everybody I lose has a name...
[as Ilsa pours out salt from the reliquary inside the statue] Grigori Rasputin: Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise.
Cassandra: If you're interested, I know some people who would pay a lot of money to take naked pictures of you in a "family way". Mary: [wiping away her tears and smiling tentatively] Yeah? How much money?
Phil Stewart: You don't think a hacker did this do you? Bram: Well, when you leave it out in the open no self-respecting hacker is going to pass it by. Phil Stewart: [grits teeth and pulls hair out] Auugghhh! God Damnit! [tears out of room] Phil Stewart: Get the hell out of my way! Bram: You know you don't handle stress very well, Phil. Phil Stewart: Jesus Christ.
Church Member: When I hear we have a law that says it's ok to be gay and be ordained, and it's even ok to say your're gay and be ordained, but it's not ok to fall in love and be gay and be ordianed... it just tears me up.
Steven Daedelus: "Jiminy?" Should I haze him to the point of tears or beyond? Jack Bourdain: Surprise me.
Ivy Walker: We have the magic rocks. They will keep us safe. [tears well up] Finton Coin: Why have we not heard of these rocks before? Ivy Walker: There is nothing to fear. [on the edge of tears]
Galadriel: The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of Men. Elrond: [in Elvish] The Sea calls us home. Bilbo: [smiling] I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure! [Bilbo climbs on board with Elrond. Galadriel follows with Celeborn] Gandalf: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil. [Heads to the ship, then turns around, waiting] Gandalf: It is time, Frodo. Sam: What does he mean? Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me. Sam: [weeping] You don't mean that. You can't leave. Frodo: [hands Sam the Red Book] The last pages are for you, Sam.
[Dean is in tears as he kneels to strap John Coffey to the electric chair] Paul Edgecomb: Wipe your face before you get up Dean.
Archie Gates: You know anything about gunshot wounds? Conrad Vig: I don't know. Archie Gates: Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Chief Elgin: Infection of the blood... Archie Gates: That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.
Brian Slade: [lying in bed in a coke haze] Woman defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders. Mandy Slade: [standing at the end of bed with head down] I lost my girlhood, true [lift's head with tears in eyes] Mandy Slade: but it was for you.
Alan: Then you know what it's like to be haunted. One memory... one single incident has made me who I am. It won't leave me be. The guilt tears me apart.
Harry Block: You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women can't tell the difference between a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage. Joan: [breaking down] Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others? Harry Block: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying. Joan: You're an atheist, Harry! Harry Block: Wha-hey, we're alone in the universe, you're going to blame that on me, too? Joan: [angrily tears papers from typewriter] Stop your tap-dancing...
The Salesman: The wind rises, electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far, far away. I tell her I love her. [silenced gunshot] The Salesman: The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning.
Paulette: [Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?
[Percy, zombie-like, approaches Wild Bill] William 'Wild Bill' Wharton: Boy, watchu lookin' at? Watchu lookin' at? You limp noodle. Ya wanna kiss my ass? Ya wanna suck my dick? [the two stare at each other for a moment. Two tears fall from Percy's eyes before he pulls out his gun and shoots Wild Bill]
Dave: Whatever happened to "Live as a team. Die as a team"? Rod Kimble: It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. You live and die alone. Rico: [to Rod] Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you, huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face. [screaming] Rico: Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?
[Data has found his cat Spot safe and alive in the Enterprise wreckage] Data: [happily] Spot! [Data cradles Spot, and begins crying] Troi: Data? Are you all right? Data: [tears streaming] I am happy to see Spot, yet I am crying! Perhaps the chip is malfunctioning. Troi: [smiling] I think it's working just fine.
Lord Wessex: How is this to end? Queen Elizabeth: As stories must when love's denied: with tears and a journey.
Hannibal Lecter: [shouts] No! [normal voice] Hannibal Lecter: I will listen now. After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And...? Clarice Starling: [tears begin forming in her eyes] And one morning, I just ran away. Hannibal Lecter: No "just", Clarice. What set you off? You started at what time? Clarice Starling: Early, still dark. Hannibal Lecter: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it? Clarice Starling: I heard a strange noise. Hannibal Lecter: What was it? Clarice Starling: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice. Hannibal Lecter: What did you do? Clarice Starling: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to. Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see? Clarice Starling: Lambs. The lambs were screaming. Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the spring lambs? Clarice Starling: And they were screaming. Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away? Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run. Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you? Clarice Starling: Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could. Hannibal Lecter: Where were you going, Clarice? Clarice Starling: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again. Hannibal Lecter: What became of your lamb, Clarice? Clarice Starling: They killed him.
Julian Rogers: I'd like to recommend one of my favorite authors to you - a woman named Jane Austen. This is a writer of just wonderfully exquisite prose. And, of course, as ou can see, it's a big damn book. Oh, "Pride and Prejudice". Harry Bob, I think you're going to get more than a run for your money out of this one. Harry Bob: How much? Julian Rogers: Well, I think two dollars is a fair price. Harry Bob: Really. Julian Rogers: Uh-huh. Harry Bob: How much for just "Pride"? Julian Rogers: Well, actually, one does hate to break up the set. Harry Bob: All right, but I got to test it first. [He tears out some pages from the book] Harry Bob: Where's the outhouse?
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