Gustave Flaubert  - Quotes

 Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions. 

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Sarah Palin  - Quotes

 Well, let's see. There's 

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Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 Irony is wasted on the stupid 

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P.G. Wodehouse  - Quotes

 I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so. 

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Tom Petty  - Quotes

 I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does... 

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Albert Einstein  - Quotes

 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. 

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Sealab 2021  - Quotes

 Marco:
Once again, your stupidity has killed us!
 

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Dazed and Confused  - Quotes

 Tony:
[to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.
Jodi:
What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
Mike:
[after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony:
Well you know how it is.
Mike:
Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony:
Yeah I bet she is.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah, I felt at once that here was something that completely committed me. It was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved. In the hate column: dictatorship, religion, stupidity, demagogy, censorship, bullying, and intimidation. In the love column: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. Plus, of course, friendship 

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Thomas Fuller  - Quotes

 Admiration is the daughter of ignorance. 

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Albert Einstein  - Quotes

 If a cluttered desk is that of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk? 

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Casa de los babys  - Quotes

 Leslie:
[Leslie and Gayle are watching Spanish-language TV] Their stuff is worse than our stuff.
Gayle:
I just wish I could speak it like you do.
Leslie:
You don't need to understand the words to watch TV. Stupidity is the universal language.
 

Alexander Hamilton  - Quotes

 He who stands for nothing will fall for anything. 

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William Faulkner  - Quotes

 Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. 

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Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. 

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Harlan Ellison  - Quotes

 You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. 

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Napoleon Bonaparte  - Quotes

 The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance. 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 If there were a master of stupidity in this world,

I would really love to listen to his success story.
 

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Adam Smith  - Quotes

 The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.  

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One Eight Seven  - Quotes

 Trevor Garfield:
Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.
 

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Mark Haddon  - Quotes

 All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are. 

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Harlan Ellison  - Quotes

 The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. 

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George Bernard Shaw  - Quotes

 I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. 

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Al Gore  - Quotes

 Pollution isn't what's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. 

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Sherrilyn Kenyon  - Quotes

 Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on. 

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Julian Barnes  - Quotes

 To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless. 

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Adrian Mitchell  - Quotes

 People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 So this is where all the vapid talk about the 'soul' of the universe is actually headed. Once the hard-won principles of reason and science have been discredited, the world will not pass into the hands of credulous herbivores who keep crystals by their sides and swoon over the poems of Khalil Gibran. The 'vacuum' will be invaded instead by determined fundamentalists of every stripe who already know the truth by means of revelation and who actually seek real and serious power in the here and now. One thinks of the painstaking, cloud-dispelling labor of British scientists from Isaac Newton to Joseph Priestley to Charles Darwin to Ernest Rutherford to Alan Turing and Francis Crick, much of it built upon the shoulders of Galileo and Copernicus, only to see it casually slandered by a moral and intellectual weakling from the usurping House of Hanover. An awful embarrassment awaits the British if they do not declare for a republic based on verifiable laws and principles, both political and scientific. 

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Robert Anton Wilson  - Quotes

 Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there 

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Robert A. Heinlein  - Quotes

 You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity. 

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Frank Zappa  - Quotes

 Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. 

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George Bernard Shaw  - Quotes

 [Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.  

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Voltaire  - Quotes

 Anything that is too stupid to be spoken in sung. 

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Margaret Atwood  - Quotes

 Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results. 

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Alfred de Vigny  - Quotes

 I admit that I myself am far from having a complete command of every topic I touch on, but my knowledge of my subject is always greater than the interest or the understanding of my auditors. You see, there is one very good thing about mankind; the mediocre masses make very few demands of the mediocrities of a higher order, submitting stupidly and cheerfully to their guidance 

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Eoin Colfer  - Quotes

 That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy. 

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Joseph Joubert  - Quotes

 Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth. 

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Judy Sheindlin  - Quotes

 Beauty fades, dumb is forever. 

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George Eliot  - Quotes

 Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge as to the relation of their own social and religious life to the history of the people they think themselves witty in insulting? [...] The best thing that can be said of it is, that it is a sign of the intellectual narrowness 

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P.G. Wodehouse  - Quotes

 He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. 

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Aldous Huxley  - Quotes

 At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas. 

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Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards! 

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Frank Zappa  - Quotes

 There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. 

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J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 Honestly, if you were any slower you'd be going backwards. 

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Mercedes Lackey  - Quotes

 If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

(a Shin'a'in saying)
 

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Buckminster Fuller  - Quotes

 Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing 

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Sarah Martin  - Quotes

 I thought Candy Mountain was a real place 

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Napoleon Bonaparte  - Quotes

 Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing waft or breeze of crankiness and cant. He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way. 

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  - Quotes

 To be a good sales guy, you have to be twice as dumb as a jellyfish, and three times more viscous! 

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Toba Beta  - Quotes

 A fool tries to shut others' mouth

instead of listens to his own heart.
 

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Napoleon Bonaparte  - Quotes

 In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. 

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Stephen W. Hawking  - Quotes

 [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. 

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