The Mask  - Quotes

 Doyle:
Really big sunglasses.
Cop:
Bike horn.
Doyle:
Small mouth bass
Cop:
Bowling Pin
Doyle:
[Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.
Cop:
Rubber Chicken.
Mask:
A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle:
[squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask:
I've never seen those before in my life.
Cop:
Bazooka?
Mask:
I have a permit for that.
Doyle:
[going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
What?
Mask:
Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask:
Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]
Mask:
That's gotta hurt.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Get'em! [looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Doyle!
 



William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 O Mistress mine, where are you roaming?

O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,

That can sing both high and low:

Trip no further, pretty sweeting;

Journeys end in lovers meeting,

Every wise man's son doth know.

What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;

Present mirth hath present laughter;

What's to come is still unsure:

In delay there lies not plenty;

Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,

Youth's a stuff will not endure.
 

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Bianca Kajlich  - Quotes

 I still feel like each job may be my last, I worry about where my next job will come from, I get down on myself and wonder if it's worth all the stress. 

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Antz  - Quotes

 Z:
[mocking the scout] Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
 

Garden State  - Quotes

 Dr. Cohen:
You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. Uh, I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half. For example.
Andrew Largeman:
Wow. Um, but I don't really think that's it...
 

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Rob Roy  - Quotes

 Duke of Argyll:
So, Mr. Cunningham, what are these principle sins that distress your mother? Dice? Drink? Or are you a buggerer of boys?
Archibald Cunningham:
It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
Duke of Argyll:
[laughs] Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?
Will Guthrie:
I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.
 

Event Horizon  - Quotes

 D.J.:
I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation. [Plays the distress signal]
Miller:
Go on.
D.J.:
I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse. [Plays the distress signal again]
D.J.:
There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.
Miller:
From hell.
 

Starship Troopers  - Quotes

 General Owen:
I had to evade capture. The lives of the Federation were at stake.
Ace Levy:
[background] Fire in the Hole! [explosion]
General Owen:
[startled by the explosion] I have operational knowledge of what were up to out here.
Jean Rasczak:
[to Diz] Dizzi, give me a status report.
Johnny Rico:
[softly] She's working on it.
General Owen:
[points to a dead soldier with his head hollowed out] Here, they did it to Farley, they got into his mind. They made Farley call Headquarters.
Johnny Rico:
The distress call was a trap.
General Owen:
They're just like us. They wanna know what makes us tick. They wanna know us, so they can KILL us!
Jean Rasczak:
[into his radio] This is Rasczak, prepare for attack. I repeat, prepare for attack!
 

Ghost in the Machine  - Quotes

 Phil Stewart:
You don't think a hacker did this do you?
Bram:
Well, when you leave it out in the open no self-respecting hacker is going to pass it by.
Phil Stewart:
[grits teeth and pulls hair out] Auugghhh! God Damnit! [tears out of room]
Phil Stewart:
Get the hell out of my way!
Bram:
You know you don't handle stress very well, Phil.
Phil Stewart:
Jesus Christ.
 

Evita  - Quotes

 
[Eva replaces Juan Perón's sixteen-year-old mistress]
Eva Perón:
[to Perón's mistress] Hello, and goodbye. I've just unemployed you. You can go back to school. You've had a good run - I'm sure he enjoyed you. Don't act sad or surprised. Let's be friends, civilized. Come on, little one. Don't sit there like a dummy. The day you knew would arrive is here. You'll survive. So move, funny face! [beat]
Eva Perón:
I like your conversation. You've a catchy turn of phrase. You're obviously going through some adolescent phase. [Perón's mistress leaves]
Perón's Mistress:
So what happens now? So what happens now? Where am I going to?
Juan Perón:
You'll get by, you always have before.
Perón's Mistress:
Where am I going to?
Eva Perón:
Don't ask any more.
 

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Higher Learning  - Quotes

 Malik:
As a black man in America, my stress comes from everywhere. Recognize. Take a look around you. Look at this, Columbus, it disgusts me. Fool wasn't nothin' but a thief, mass murder. He done slaughtered millions of native Americans, and we done got a holiday and university named after his honor.
 

The Young Victoria  - Quotes

 Queen Adelaide:
You'll have to decide on a husband soon. What about Leopold's candidate?
Queen Victoria:
I can't marry the man they want me to marry.
Queen Adelaide:
Every suitor will come with strings attached.
Queen Victoria:
Can't I be my own mistress for a while, haven't I earnt it? Dear Lord M, he's so very kind, I couldn't have asked for a better tutor.
Queen Adelaide:
You may dream of independence, but you won't get it. From now on, everyone will push and pull you for their own advantage, Melbourne more than the rest. Just remember, you are the queen. He's a politician. And politicians, whatever their creed, always resent the monarchy. They pass through, you stay. So just keep dear Lord M in his proper sphere.
Queen Victoria:
He's already chosen the new household.
 

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Stage Beauty  - Quotes

 Mistress Revels:
And give me back my merkin!
 

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Severe Injuries  - Quotes

 Dr. Pitt:
As you can see, St. Jones is a totally moderate facility. A haven for hopeless cases. Most of the patients here are pathetic specimens. They'll have to spend the rest of their lives here. Those who are not already catatonic are routinely sedated. That's the best part of my job. In spite of the sedation, many of these patients are extremely dangerous. So, I cannot adequately stress that while you are in your residency here, that you at all times, carry your taser gun, and your suicide pill.
 

Bruiser  - Quotes

 Henry Creedlow:
Looks like you pissed yourself there buddy, must be the stress, stress of high finance
 

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Funny Games U.S.  - Quotes

 Paul:
So much stress for politeness' sake.
 

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Leonard Bernstein  - Quotes

 To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time. 

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Bobby  - Quotes

 John Casey:
When you make a move out of stress or anger, it always ends in catastrophe.
 

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Rob Roy  - Quotes

 Archibald Cunningham:
Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too.
Mary:
I will think on you dead, until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more.
 

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Reckless  - Quotes

 Rachel:
Who's Mistress Eakens? I'm supposed to take this to Mistress Eakens? Do you know who she is? Mistress Eakens? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Trish:
No.
Rachel:
Mistress Eakens, I think he said.
Trish:
Mister Seakins?
Rachel:
Oh, I thought he said Mistress Eakens. I thought that was an unusual name.
 

Shortbus  - Quotes

 Justin Bond:
[to Sofia] I'm Justin Bond, the mistress of Shortbus.
 

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Ted Bundy  - Quotes

 You take the individual we are talking about and then you subject him to stress. Stress happens to come randomly, but its effect on the personality is not random; it's specific. That results in a certain amount of chaos, confusion, and frustration. That person begins to seek out a target for his frustrations. The continued nature of this stress this person was under -- the nature of the flaw or weakness in his personality, together with other elements in the environment that offer him a logical target for his frustrations or escapes from reality -- yields the situation we're discussing. There is no trigger, it is truly more sophisticated than that. 

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Grand Canyon  - Quotes

 Davis:
While we got a moment here, maybe you can explain something to me I never understood. What is the theory on this handkerchief thing? I mean, after you blow your nose in it, you put it back in your pocket and then you see someone in distress and you like give them this gift from your pocket and they are suppose to be grateful as they wipe it all over their face.
 

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Besa Kosova  - Quotes

 Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever. 

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Scooby-Doo  - Quotes

 Daphne:
I've had it with this damsel in distress thing.
 

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All Jacked Up  - Quotes

 Michael:
That's why I snowboard and skate, to get all of that stress out of my system.
 

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Home Movies  - Quotes

 Brendon:
[Paula turns off his camera] Mom, no...
Paula Small:
No, Brendon, you're supposed to be resting, the doctor said it was psychosomatic. Or stress related. Or... menopausal. Something. I wasn't paying attention.
 

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All Dogs Go to Heaven 2  - Quotes

 Charlie:
It's hard to explain, Itch. This place is supposed to have everything but it doesn't. It's too... it's too... [singing]
Charlie:
it's too heavenly here/It's too graceful and paradise-like/Much too narrow and much too nice like/Endlessly sunny and clear/It's too heavenly here/It's too blissfull to bear/Calm and quiet and much too mellow/ [Knocks over a tray of halos which all go around Itchy]
Charlie:
/All my brain cells have turned to jello/Every day feels like a year/ [Someone pushes the halos off Itchy and drops both of them]
Charlie:
It's too heavenly here. [Grabs a harp on the way down]
Charlie:
I need some action/I need some juice/ [Fires Itchy with the harp like a bow and arrow]
Charlie:
A crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose/Some razzle dazzle and a little stress and strife/I gotta get some life in my life/But it's too heavenly here/There's no way you can be a sinner/Roll the dice/Everyone's a winner/It's so legit and sincere/It's too heavenly here/What good's a hustler/Without scam/I'm wasted talent/That's all that I am/This operator/Is at the wrong adress/Cause there's nothing to finagle/And no one to fineeeeeeeese
Angel Choir:
[while bathing them] It's so heavenly here/Pure and perfect/Sublime and shining/Every cloud has a silver lining/Everyone's full of good cheer/It's so heavenly here.
Charlie:
[singing again] They're all so saintly, I just can't relate/There's gotta be an exit/Through that pearly gate/ [Throws his halo just missing Itchy]
Charlie:
Behold the canine who's been cut down in his prime/ [the halo comes back over his head]
Charlie:
I may have done the crime/ But I can't do the time/Cause it's too heavenly here/All Hallelujas and Hosannas/It can drive anyone bananas/I'm going out of my head/This joint is deader than dead/I'll give you eight to three/It's too heavenly...
Angel Choir:
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Charlie:
To heaaaaaveeeeenly heeeeeeeere.
 

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Arrested Development  - Quotes

 Lindsay:
[saying how stress can lead to drugs] ... like the stress you put on George Michael, even when he gets an A.
Michael:
*Minus*, and he knows an A gets him ice cream.
 

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Frank Herbert  - Quotes

 the mind can go either way under stress - towards positive or negative........the way the mind will lean under stress is strongly influenced by training 

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David Mamet  - Quotes

 We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. 

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Ann Brashares  - Quotes

 His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children. 

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Lewis Carroll  - Quotes

 Come back! 

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Ellen Glasgow  - Quotes

 The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions. 

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Ana  - Quotes

 How well I know with what burning intensity you live. You have experienced many lives already, including several you have shared with me- full rich lives from birth to death, and you just have to have these rest periods in between. 

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Richard Matheson  - Quotes

 As her analyst had told her: the deeper buried the distress, the further into the body it went. The digestive system was about as far as it could go to hide. 

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Jane Wagner  - Quotes

 Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. 

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Paolo Nutini  - Quotes

 Where'd the days go, when all we did was play? And the stress that we were under wasn't stress at all just a run and a jump into a harmless fall 

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Amano Samarpan  - Quotes

 Ree- 

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Mahogany SilverRain  - Quotes

 My body needs laughter as much as it needs tears. Both are cleansers of stress.



 

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