[a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]
Nick Schaffer:
What's this $110?
Hotel Clerk:
Those are your in-room movies.
Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch any movies.
Hotel Clerk:
Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
Nick Schaffer:
Afro Whores?
Hotel Clerk:
You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.
Nick Schaffer:
No, no, no...
Hotel Clerk:
Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.
Nick Schaffer:
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.
Hotel Clerk:
This is not a record, sir.
Nick Schaffer:
It... It's a delete.
Hotel Clerk:
Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?
Nick Schaffer:
None! I didn't watch it!
Hotel Clerk:
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters... ”
Nick Schaffer:
[screaming] I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! I didn't. [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows]
Celine:
Yeah.
Jesse:
OK, well this was my thought: 50,000 years ago, there are not even a million people on the planet. 10,000 years ago, there's, like, two million people on the planet. Now there's between five and six billion people on the planet, right? Now, if we all have our own, like, individual, unique soul, right, where do they all come from? You know, are modern souls only a fraction of the original souls? 'Cause if they are, that represents a 5,000 to 1 split of each soul in the last 50,000 years, which is, like, a blip in the Earth's time. You know, so at best we're like these tiny fractions of people, you know, walking... I mean, is that why we're so scattered? You know, is that why we're all so specialized?
Celine:
I don't know. Wait a minute, I'm not sure... I don't...
Jesse:
Yeah, hang on, hang on. It's a, it's a totally scattered thought. It... which is kind of why it makes sense.
