I'm a soldier, ready for whatever.
Agamemnon: [approaches king] Good day for the crows. Triopas: Remove your army from my land. Agamemnon: Why, I like your land, I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too. Triopas: They won't fight for you. Agamemnon: That's what the Messenians said, and the Acardians, and the Opeians, now they all fight for me. Triopas: You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you. Agamemnon: I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner. Your best fighter against my best. Triopas: And if my man wins? Agamemnon: We'll leave Thessaly for good. Triopas: Boagrius! [cheers from Thessalian army. Boagrius comes out from the centre of the army] Agamemnon: Achilles! [silence] Triopas: Boagrius has this effect on many heroes. Agamemnon: Be careful who you insult, old king. Greek Soldier: My king, Achilles is not with the army. Agamemnon: Where is he? Greek Soldier: I sent a boy to look for him.
Burt Farlander: Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliché for our daughter. Verona De Tessant: Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights? Burt Farlander: I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans? Verona De Tessant: I do. Chechnyan orphans. I do. I do.
Solana: [At dinner] Norick, this is a pleasant surprise. You should stop by more often. Norick: Well, I figured Farmer saw enough of this and thought he could use a little break. Zeph: Norick thinks father should give up farming and join the king's army. [Solana gasps] Norick: Now hold on Zeph, I didn't say that exactly! Zeph: He says that the soldiers make alot of money. Solana: [to Farmer] Now you are not considering this, are you? Farmer Daimon: You're my family! I would never leave you. Does that answer your question, Norick? Norick: Well, we were just talking, thank you very much, just talking. Farmer Daimon: Everyone has their talents. "Just talking" seems to be yours. [Zeph chuckles] Norick: [to Zeph] Just ratting on his friend seems to be YOURS! [laughs] Norick: Now give me the chicken. Solana: [laughing] Don't give him the chicken. Norick: Give me the chicken! [Holds chicken making chomping noises] Norick: Arf! Arf! Arf!
Bob Wilton: Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else.
Achilles: Patroclus, put down your spear... Patroclus: But I'm fighting the Trojans, cousin. Achilles: Not today. Patroclus: But I'm ready. You taught me how to fight. Achilles: You're a good student, but you're not a Myrmidon yet. Look at these men, they are the fiercest soldiers in all of Greece, each of them has bled for me. You will guard the ship... Patroclus: But this is a war! Achilles: Cousin, I can't fight the Trojans if I'm concerned for you, guard the ship!
Z: Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them. Weaver: Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls. Z: Weaver, they're CAREER girls. They're obsessed with digging.
[after Captain Steele caught Sgt. Pilla imitating him] Steele: Quick word, Specialist. Dominick Pilla: Sir. [gives the middle finger to his fellow soldiers while walking with Steele] Steele: Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of command, don't you? Dominick Pilla: Roger that, sir. Steele: 'Cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear? Dominick Pilla: Hoo-ah, sir.
Donatello: The perimeter's quiet. Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet. [Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out] Donatello: Well, that was easy! Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy. Donatello: Look! It's Raph! Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's secrets. To place our thoughts into the minds of your leaders. Make your teachers teach the true version of history, your soldiers attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your dreams, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.
[last lines] Newsreel announcer: We have the ships. We have the weapons. We need soldiers. Soldiers like Lieutenant Stack Lumbreiser... Lt. Lumbreiser: Over the target area now, Captain. Newsreel announcer: ...and Captain Carmen Ibanez. Carmen: This is the captain speaking. All personnel prepare for drop. Newsreel announcer: Soldiers like Private Ace Levy and Lieutenant John Rico. Johnny Rico: Come on you apes, you wanna live forever? Newsreel announcer: We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship.
Saigo: [a letter to Saigo's wife] We soldiers dig. We dig all day. This is the hole that we will fight and die in. Am I digging my own grave?
Glaucus: [the Appolonians are making their last stand] Soldiers of Troy! You men are warriors! To lead you has been my honor! [to Paris] Glaucus: My prince! The boatman waits for us! I say, we make him wait a little longer! [Trojans attack as the Greeks break down the last barricade]
Adolf Hitler: Kliest! Kliest: Ja, mein Führer? Adolf Hitler: [in German; subtitled] I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Did you get that, Kliest? Kliest: Ja, mein Führer.
Achilles: I told you how to fight but I never told you why to fight. Patroclus: I fight for you. Achilles: Yes, but who will you fight for when I'm gone? Soldiers fight for kings they've never even met. They fight when they're told to fight, they die when they're told to die. Patroclus: Soldiers obey.
James Bond: [as soldiers blow up a door] Shut the door Alec! There's a draft!
Ken: Sayonara, buddy! Ryu: Come on! Let's go! Where are you going, man? Ken: What are you, nuts? Ryu, Guile put a gun to our head! We did our part! The real soldiers are here, and we're gone! Ryu: What's wrong with you, man? There's people fighting upstairs! Dying upstairs! Ken: Yeah, and they get paid for it! We don't! Now you comin' with me or not? Maybe before this place blows up we can find something worthwhile! Ryu: No thanks! I already found something worthwhile. Ken: I don't understand! Ryu: I know you don't.
Joe: [as the soldiers prepare for the werewolf attack] This is a pile of rancid shit! Megan: [to Cooper] Now what do you believe? Cooper: I'm beginning to believe you, but I think Joe might have worded it better.
Shang: Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the *real* work begins. [all the soldiers grumble] Mushu: [to Mulan] You know, we'll have to work on your people skills.
General Mandible: [Z has broken through to the surface where Mandible and his soldiers wait for them to be drowned] Let go! Don't you understand? It's for the good of the colony! Z: What are you saying? We are the colony! [Mandible is about to strike Z when Cutter knocks his aside] General Mandible: Cutter, what are you doing? Colonel Cutter: Something I should have done a long time ago. [extends his hand to the worker ants] Colonel Cutter: *This* is for the good of the colony, General. General Mandible: You useless, ungrateful maggot! *I* am the colony!
[arriving at the Pyramids] Starscream: Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the soldiers brought the body of Prime. Megatron: The boy must have the Matrix... we cannot let him reach Optimus! Decepticons! Begin our assault!
Dennis Miller: The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.
General George W. Mancheck: We suspect a biological agent now code named Andromeda. Whatever Andromeda is it killed those two soldiers so quickly they didn't even have time to jump out of their vehicle.
Margaret: This things been here our whole life and we never knew it. Joey: Do you think anybody lived in it? Dennis: Just squirrels and birds. Joey: It looks kind of junky. Dennis: We'll fix it up. Margaret: Oh, good, I'll be the decorator. We'll put on a special room for the babies and a powder room for when we have company. Dennis: Forts don't have powder rooms. Margaret: Oh, really? Where do the soldiers' wives go to freshen up? Joey: Soldiers don't have wives, stupid. Margaret: Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!
Will Grimm: [offering French soldiers wine] 1792. A very good Year.
Saruman: You have fought many wars and slain many men, Theoden King, and made peace afterwards. Can we not take council as we once did, my old friend? Can we not have peace? Theoden: We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of the Westfold, and the children that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the soldiers whose bodies were hewn even as they dead against the gates of the Hornberg, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own crows...! We shall have peace. Saruman: Gibbits and crows! DOTARD! What do *you* want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?
Gil Mars: Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need? Irwin Wayfair: Hats?
[first lines] soldiers in unison: I swear by God this sacred oath: That I shall render unconditional obedience to Adolf Hitler, Fuhrer of the German Reich and people, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave soldier, to give my life for this oath.
Joe Galloway: [Narrating] We who have seen war, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night, we will always hear the screams. So this is our story, for we were soldiers once, and young.
[to the soldiers in Vietnam] Dixie: Shut the fuck up. It's Christmastime. I'm gonna sing you a little song.
Ten Bears: You are the only white man I have ever known. I have thought about you a lot. More than you think. And I understand your concern. But I think you are wrong. The white man the soldiers are looking for no longer exists. Now there is only a Sioux named Dances With Wolves.
Dr. Karen Ross: [Soldiers with guns run by] Who are they? Eddie Ventro: [to soldiers] Hiya fellas! [to Karen] Eddie Ventro: Fuck if I know, and it don't pay to ask.
Sgt. Whitman: You're wasting our time, there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks! [moments later the soldiers find a large Nazi encampment in the ruins] Young 'Broom': They must be here for the sheep.
[after the Muriettas "escape" from the soldiers at the watering station] Watering Station Owner: [whispering] Hey. They've got a strongbox on the wagon. Joaquin Murrieta: [also whispering] We know. That's why we came.
Priest: You will be defenders of the faith. You will be soldiers of Christ.
[after the President orders Snake executed] Malloy: On my command... FIRE! [the soldiers open fire, without effect. Malloy grabs a rifle, walks up to Snake, and swings the butt through his body] Brazen: He's not even *here*! He's a hologram! Snake Plissken: Catches on quick, doesn't she?
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