I really love going to shows where I'm sandwiched between people, and you don't know if the sweat on you is yours or the person's next to you
Whenever our show is not airing, there are always rumors and assumptions made, but when the show starts airing, everyone will get back on track.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
Angus T. Jones: (about "Two and a Half Men") I feel really lucky to be on the show every episode and get a lot of really funny lines. What's not to like? I'm learning a lot about comedy, and everyone is just hilarious. Sometimes the hardest thing for me is not to laugh.
We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a lot easier. Our show doesn't have that, so it's hard for Middle America to catch on.
[Prison Break is] one of the craziest, most unpredictable roller-coaster rides on TV today.
[On the cancellation of "Joan of Arcadia" (2003)]: "I'd rather be a on a good show that only runs two years than on a dumb show that's a hit for like eight years, which is usually the case these days".
Everybody thinks retail is the way to go, but our research shows there may be a better way to do things.
Come, drunks and drug-takers; come perverts unnerved! Receive the laurel, given, though late, on merit; to whom and wherever deserved. Parochial punks, trimmers, nice people, joiners true-blue, Get the hell out of the way of the laurel. It is deathless And it isn't for you.
Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference.
...And AT&T could return to being the diarrhea-soaked, butt-fart, squirrel-knocker Monopoly is was in the 80's.
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