Friends  - Quotes

 Monica:
I am so jealous.
Rachel:
You guys are really just right there.Aren't you?
Chandler:
Yes... Right where?
Monica:
The beginning, where it's all sex and talking and sex and talking...
Chandler:
Yeah you gotta love the talking.
Monica:
And the sex?
Chandler:
Alright we hadn't have sex yet. Okay. What's the big deal?This is special. I want our love to grow before moving to the next level.
Rachel:
Oh, chandler, that is so nice.
Ross:
That is really nice... Lying! No way is that the reason.
Rachel:
Why? Just because you're not mature enough to understand something like that?
Chandler:
He's right. I'm totally lying.
Monica:
Then what is it?
Chandler:
Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.
Ross:
And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes?
Chandler:
No. I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him.
Ross:
I was going for the metaphor.
Chandler:
Yes and I was saying the actual words.
Monica:
Big deal. So Joey has had a lot of girlfriends. That doesn't mean he's great in bed.
Chandler:
We share a wall. So either is great in bed, or she just liked to agree with him a lot.
Monica:
With you it's gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great because you guys are in love.
Chandler:
Yeah?
Ross:
Just go for it Chandler.
Monica, Rachel:
Yeah you should.
Chandler:
All right. All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend. But I'm just doing it for you guys.
 



Die Another Day  - Quotes

 Miranda Frost:
I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.
 

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EuroTrip  - Quotes

 Madame Vandersexxx:
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper:
Also, says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx:
He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
Cooper:
It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx:
I know, but you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.
 



Very Young Girls  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
title card:
In the United States, the average age of entry into the commercial sex industry is 13 years old.
Shaneiqua:
I got into the life when I was 12 years old. I was still entering into high school at the time.
voice:
I was in the life since I was 16.
Ebony:
I was 13.
Martha:
I was 14.
unknown:
I was 15.
Carolina:
16.
Dominique:
13 1/2, going on 14.
in shadows:
I got in it when I was 12.
Kim:
I started at the age of 13, and the sexploitation is like, at the age 13, what choices to I have?
 

Why They Slept  - Quotes

 Joshua:
I have heard it said that human trafficking is the business of the future. With zero pretense at the heels of liberty, I feel it is my duty to discharge this notion with the affirmation that human trafficking, ladies and gentleman, is most assuredly the business of the present. Alongside this conclusion comes the inevitable theory that slavery is not dead. Sex trafficking has indeed classified itself as a modern day form of slavery, leaving its victims with but a dim cognizance of who they once were. A shadow of a shadow.
 

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The Final Destination  - Quotes

 Hunt Wynorski:
[playing with his iPhone after having sex with a women] I finished, like, four minutes ago. Ever played "Donkey Punch"?
 

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Bully  - Quotes

 Donny:
Shit, I never knew nobody who killed somebody.
Alice 'Ali' Willis:
Me neither.
Heather:
Just my grandpa. I never knew him. Yeah. My grandpa was a bad drunk. Really bad. He'd rape anyone dumb enough to walk by his room and one night... he got... um, really pissed at my grandma and he took a claw hammer to her face. And, uh, after that, he just... he locked himself up with her in his room for two whole days and he kept drinking and having sex with her after she was dead. My mom was in the house the whole time.
Donny:
Fuck.
Heather:
She was only 15.
Alice 'Ali' Willis:
Holy shit.
Heather:
You know, it really messed with her head. After that, she only hung out with guys who beat the hell out of her. And when I was little, she'd get drunk and she'd drag me and my brother out of bed at, like, four in the morning and she had all the news clippings about my grandpa and the trial transcriptions and she'd read them over and over again. And I knew every word before kindergarten. I think that's how I learned to read.
 

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Half Baked  - Quotes

 Thurgood Jenkins:
Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer...
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
He had sex with my momma! Why?
Thurgood Jenkins:
Spirituality...
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
God, if you listenin', help!...
Thurgood Jenkins:
His bad back...
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
The doctor said I need a backiotomy.
Thurgood Jenkins:
His love life...
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch! [pushing a girl aside]
Thurgood Jenkins:
I mean, talk about a guy with problems.
 

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Chance  - Quotes

 Desiree:
Chance was conceived on a gondola ride in Venice.
Simon:
You seem to have luck with conceiving while in transit.
Desiree:
I suppose.
Simon:
I didn't think you could have sex while you were driving.
Desiree:
Oh, it's a lot of fun. Especially when you're on police watch.
Chance:
You did it backwards?
Desiree:
Of course. That way I could watch the road as I steered.
Simon:
I bet you have to push the chair way back.
 

Boogie Nights  - Quotes

 
[Little Bill discovers his wife having sex for a group of spectators]
Little Bill:
What the fuck are you doing?
Little Bill's wife:
Go away, Bill, you're embarrassing me.
 

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Emma  - Quotes

 Emma Woodhouse:
Hmm, you dismiss her beauty and good nature, yet I would be very much mistaken, if your sex in general, does not think those claims the highest a woman could possess!
 

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Up in the Air  - Quotes

 
[after they both have sex in Ryan's room; Ryan lays on the floor whilst Alex, naked, lies on the bed]
Ryan Bingham:
Good call on that towel rack.
Alex Goran:
I like how you burritoed me in the sofa cushions.
Ryan Bingham:
I was improvising.
Alex Goran:
Shame we didn't make it to the closet.
Ryan Bingham:
Mmm. We gotta do this again.
Alex Goran:
Oh. yeah.
 

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Sordid Lives  - Quotes

 Brother Boy:
I think you are just an evil, bitter OLD, alcoholic sex FIEND who needs therapy yourself!
 

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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny  - Quotes

 JB:
[looks out the window and sees a hot babe] WOW, check out that superfox.
KG:
You think you can handle a woman like that?
JB:
I think so.
KG:
Well, you better know so. Cause there's gonna be then times hotter once backstage at the Kyle Gass Project.
JB:
Really?
KG:
[nods his head] Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up.
JB:
What's a cock push-up?
KG:
[Repeats JB like he is supposed to know what it means] What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner.
JB:
No problem.
KG:
The cock is a muscle, you gotta learn how to flex it. From now on I want you to do one cock push-up a day, everyday.
JB:
It hurts my cock.
KG:
Keep at it, you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation.
 

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EuroTrip  - Quotes

 Cooper:
You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright.
 

Final Justice  - Quotes

 Gwen Saticoy:
[on Merle Hammond's sleazy-but-solid courtroom strategy, regarding a witness for the Benning-Saticoy murder trial] ... Terrence Leighton has held a grudge against George for years, because George wouldn't lend him money! You have to discredit Leighton!
Art DeSoto:
And how am I supposed to do that, without the jury hearing even more stuff about you brother they shouldn't hear? "Mr. Leighton... isn't it true that, when you refused to have oral sex with Mr. Saticoy in a bathtub full of vegetable oil, he did *not* become violent... but instead refused to loan you money?"
Gwen Saticoy:
Whatever happened to trying the FACTS? Why can't we just get back to what happened in the shop that morning?
Art DeSoto:
...It's too late for that.
 

Good Will Hunting  - Quotes

 Sean:
Put it on my tab
Tim:
You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean:
Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim:
What's the jackpot?
Sean:
Twelve million.
Tim:
I don't think that will cover it.
Sean:
Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!
 

Sex: The Annabel Chong Story  - Quotes

 Annabel Chong:
[on the possibility of getting AIDS] I believe the sex is good enough to die for.
 

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From Dusk Till Dawn  - Quotes

 Jacob:
Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine:
You mean like a Time-Life book?
 

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Friday the 13th  - Quotes

 Trent:
[while having sex with Bree] Your tits are so juicy, dude!
 

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Hot Rod  - Quotes

 Barry Pasternak:
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
 

Kinky Boots  - Quotes

 Lola:
[looks horrified] Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
 

Latter Days  - Quotes

 
[after having sex with Christian]
Elder Aaron Davis:
Well, I'm already going to hell for kissing you so I may as well take the scenic route.
 

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A Mighty Wind  - Quotes

 David Kantor:
In 1971, after the breakup of the Main Street Singers, Chuck Wiseman moved up to San Francisco where she started a retail business with his brothers Howard and Dell, the Three Wisemen's Sex Emporium. It was very successful for a year until they were sued over something having to do with a box of ben wah balls.
 

Sealab 2021  - Quotes

 Debbie DuPree:
So... it must be fascinating to be a big Hollywood movie star.
Beck Bristow:
You know what's fascinating? Hot, nasty sex with Hollywood actor Beck Bristow.
Debbie DuPree:
[seductively] Are you... propositioning me?
Beck Bristow:
No. Merely stating a fact.
 

Scary Movie 2  - Quotes

 Alex:
[while having sex on the ceiling] Bring it on! Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
 

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Fight Club  - Quotes

 Narrator:
Oh, yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe:
Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite... [the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader:
Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.
 

Love Actually  - Quotes

 Colin:
Exciting news!
Tony:
What?
Colin:
I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks.
Tony:
No!
Colin:
Yes! To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
Tony:
No!
Colin:
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin! Whoo hoo!
Tony:
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're already going out with rich, attractive guys.
Colin:
Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.
Tony:
That is total bollocks. You've actually gone mad, now.
Colin:
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Tony:
No, Colin, no!
Colin:
Yes!
Tony:
Nyet!
Colin:
Da!
Tony:
Nein!
Colin:
Ja, darling!
 

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Angels in America  - Quotes

 Roy Cohn:
AIDS. Homosexual. Gay. Lesbian. You think these are names that tell you who a person sleeps with, but they don't tell you that.
Henry:
No?
Roy Cohn:
No. Like all labels they tell you one thing, and one thing only: Where does an individual so identified fit into the food chain, the pecking order? Not ideology or sexual taste, but something much simpler: clout. Not who I fuck or who fucks me, but who will come to the phone when I call, who owes me favors. This is what a label refers to. Now to someone who does not understand this, a homosexual is what I am because I have sex with men, but really this is wrong. A homosexual is somebody who, in 15 years of trying cannot get a pissant anit-discrimination bill through the city council. A homosexual is somebody who knows nobody and who nobody knows. Who has zero clout. Does this sound like me Henry?
 

The Opposite of Sex  - Quotes

 
[Why sex is the opposite of what she wants]
Dedee:
Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships.
 

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Final Justice  - Quotes

 Merle Hammond:
[questioning Gwen on the witness stand, during Damon Benning's trial for the murder of her brother George] ... So your brother had this open and honest friendship with the defendant, except for the part about him enjoying sex with men.
Art DeSoto:
Objection, Your Honor! The Defense's job is not to make snide comments.
Judge Czarneki:
[dangerously] Sustained. Mr. Hammond ...
Merle Hammond:
I apologize, Your Honor. I'm merely trying to clarify Miss Saticoy's definition of "open and honest."
Judge Czarneki:
[sternly] So noted. Move on.
 

The Opposite of Sex  - Quotes

 Sheriff Carl Tippett:
What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention? If I always come second to Bill?
Lucia:
Excuse me?
Sheriff Carl Tippett:
Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. [significant pause]
Sheriff Carl Tippett:
Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world.
Lucia:
So while I'm sleeping with you, I'm not supposed to care about anybody else?
Sheriff Carl Tippett:
Look for me first in any crowded room. And I'll do likewise. [poignant pause]
Sheriff Carl Tippett:
Otherwise, a person ends up sleeping with somebody else. [Looks at her intensely and then sits back and waits]
Lucia:
It's just a habit, thinking about Bill. Because of Tom.
Sheriff Carl Tippett:
I know.
 

Juno  - Quotes

 Juno MacGuff:
Yea, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.
Paulie Bleeker:
You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.
Juno MacGuff:
What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?
Paulie Bleeker:
Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'
Juno MacGuff:
You just take Katrina the douchepacker to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time.
Paulie Bleeker:
Well, I still have your underwear!
 

The Aristocrats  - Quotes

 Merrill Markoe:
They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses.
 

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EuroTrip  - Quotes

 Cooper:
There's got to be a hundred drunk girls here, and we should be trying to have sex with every one of them!
Jenny:
Hello. Mixed company?
Cooper:
What?
Jenny:
I'm a girl.
Scott:
No, you're not.
Cooper:
Yeah, you're just a cool guy with long hair.
 

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Missionary Positions  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
announcer #1:
For four days exhibitors are selling sex products at the Sands Expo, yet among all this pornography are two men selling God.
announcer #2:
Pastors at a pornography convention, advertising a triple-X web site? Now that'll grab your attention, and that's exactly what they want.
Craig Gross:
No, you're not gonna see porn on there, but what you are gonna find, you're gonna find Bible studies, you're gonna find sermons, you're gonna find resources, helps and referrals.
Mike Foster:
We just think there's something better than the adult expo, and that's hope of heaven.
Craig Gross:
This is Rex the Rabbit, he's our mascot.
 

Brown Sugar  - Quotes

 Sidney 'Syd' Shaw:
Let's Have Sex Now.
Kelby Dawson:
Yeah. Let's.
 

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Scream  - Quotes

 Randy:
There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos]
Randy:
BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy:
The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu:
I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy:
Yeah, sure.
Stu:
I'll be right back. [crowd cheers]
Randy:
See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
 

Miss Congeniality  - Quotes

 Gracie Hart:
Look I know what I'm gonna do. I haven't done this since high school but it's like riding a bike.
Victor Melling:
You are not having sex on this stage.
Gracie Hart:
I didn't know that was an option.
 

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Good Will Hunting  - Quotes

 Skylar:
What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again 'til I got to meet your friends; what would you say?
Will:
I'd say it's 4:30 in the morning; they're probably up. [he picks up Skylar's phone and begins dialing]
Skylar:
[laughing] Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.
Will:
Thank you.
Chuckie:
[answering the phone at the other end] Eh! What the fuck?
Will:
Nothing, Chuckie; go back to sleep. [Will hangs up the phone]
 

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The Producers  - Quotes

 Sing Sing Prison Guard:
Gentlemen, you are hereby granted a full pardon for having - through song and dance - brought joy and laughter into the hearts of every murderer, rapist, and sex maniac in Sing Sing! You're free!
 

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Girl 6  - Quotes

 Judy, aka Girl 6:
Baby, let me tell you something. You can continue to live in your little fantasy world with your baseball cards and the autographed bullshit or whatever the fuck is it you do, but me, I got to eat and pay the rent. Phone sex is acting, and if you don't like it, you can step.
Jimmy:
Fuck you, you know, at least I got Willie Mays and Hank Aaron's autograph on a baseball card, you know, they're in the hall of fame.
 

Freddy vs. Jason  - Quotes

 Lori:
[in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?
Male Counselor:
[having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?
Male Counselor:
You mean you're not coming?
Freddy Krueger:
[the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet. [he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]
 

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Tigerland  - Quotes

 
[reading girls' palms at a bar]
Bozz:
Well it says here you got a long sex line.
Claudia:
Which line says that?
Bozz:
I ain't no expert, but it says you're gonna have some sex real soon.
Sheri:
Woah, what about me?
Bozz:
Sex for Cheri as well.
 

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For the Boys  - Quotes

 
[Performing a skit for a television show]
Dixie:
You know, that son of ours is really something.
Eddie:
Why? What happened?
Dixie:
While I'm tucking him in bed last night, he suddenly says to me, "Mommy, is kissing dirty?"
Eddie:
Yeah? What'd you tell him?
Dixie:
I said to him, "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing."
Eddie:
Oh, yeah.
Dixie:
"But between four people... fantastic!"
 

Mysterious Skin  - Quotes

 Avalyn Friesen:
[Walks through pasture with flashlight toward dead calf] Farmers have been finding mutilated cattle like this around here for years. I told "World of Mystery," but they conveniently edited it out. [Kneels]
Avalyn Friesen:
Daddy says it's just a bunch of Satan worshippers, going around, chopping up cows. Ha! C'mere - let me see your hand. [Guides BRIAN's hand to wound on calf]
Avalyn Friesen:
Feel that? It's the sex organs. They're gone. The aliens, they experiment on cattle, because the poor things are so defenseless. Us, on the other hand - they can't kill us. They just leave behind the hidden memories of what they've done. Which in a way is almost worse. Notice anything else strange? There's no blood. They took that, too.
 

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story  - Quotes

 
[after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies]
Sam:
[coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox:
What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam:
We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox:
You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam:
Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox:
No, Sam. I can't.
Reefer Girl:
Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint]
Sam:
No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox:
You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam:
It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox:
Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam:
It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox:
Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam:
You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox:
It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam:
It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox:
Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam:
It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox:
[at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam:
You don't want it!
Dewey Cox:
I think I kinda want it.
Sam:
Okay, but just this once. Come on in.
 

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Hot Rod  - Quotes

 Rico:
I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
 

Mysterious Skin  - Quotes

 
[narration voice-over]
Neil:
I met Wendy Peterson when I was ten. She was eleven, one grade ahead of me in school. If I wasn't queer we would have ended up having sloppy teenage sex and getting pregnant, contributing more fucked-up unwanted kids to society. But instead, she became my soulmate. And... one true partner in crime.
 

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The Quiet  - Quotes

 Connor:
[Talking to Dot] You know, I was thinking about you last night. I was thinking that if we went on a road trip, how quiet it would be.
Connor:
You know, we could go all the way through Long Island to Pennsylvania. You know, that's where they make Hershey's chocolate. Pennsylvania. And all the lamp posts look like Hershey's Kisses. They give you free M&M's at the factory.
Connor:
I can smell your hair. It smells like cucumbers. I got really, really hard last night. I had to beat off. And my mom was just outside of my room, putting the towels away. You know I could hear her, but I couldn't help myself.
Connor:
I mean, I came four times. I mean, four times, that isn't normal, is it? What am I gonna do? I'm this sex addict with a learning disorderd who forgot how to play basketball.
 

Love Actually  - Quotes

 Harry:
Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?
Sarah:
Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what... two hours?
Harry:
And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Sarah:
Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.
Harry:
I thought as much.
Sarah:
Do you think everybody knows?
Harry:
Yes.
Sarah:
Do you think Karl knows?
Harry:
Yes.
Sarah:
Oh, that is... that is bad news.
Harry:
Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.
Sarah:
Like what?
Harry:
Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
Sarah:
You know that?
Harry:
Yes, and so does Karl. Think about it, for all our sakes. It's Christmas.
Sarah:
Certainly. Excellent. Will do. Thanks, boss!
 

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Anything Else  - Quotes

 David Dobel:
Yoy said it yourself, you're afraid to sleep alone. That's the whole story. You surround yourself with this farrage of babysitters, this loving-disabled little sex kitten who's driving you crazy, the Jew manager, you know? And let me tell you I am of the Hebrew pursuassion, but the guy that handles you is a member of one of the lost tribes of Israel that should have remained lost. And you got this shrink who, like God, never speaks, and like God, is dead. There's nothing wrong with being afraid. We were meant to be afraid. That's why you gotta build a survival kit!
 

Kinsey  - Quotes

 Clyde Martin:
You know, this thing between Prok and me was fine for a while, but I guess I just really miss sleeping with women.
Alfred Kinsey:
That's perfectly understandable. It's clear from your history you have a greater sexual interest in women than men.
Clyde Martin:
Good. Then you wont mind if I ask Mac to have sex with me. Only if it appeals to you, of course.
Clara McMillen:
Would it be separately or together?
Clyde Martin:
Oh, no, definitely just you and I.
Clara McMillen:
I think I might like that. What do you think, Prok?
 

Crossing Jordan  - Quotes

 Cal Hoyt:
[on meeting Jordan for the first time] So, why won't you have sex with my brother?
 

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Liar Liar  - Quotes

 Fletcher:
You had sex with her everytime you met, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? LIAR!
Dana:
He's badgering the witness!
Judge:
It's his witness.
Fletcher:
You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY! [Makes gobbling noises while pushing himself against the table]
Kenneth Falk:
Alright! Alright, it's true, okay? I humped her brains out! There, now ya happy? [awkward silence]
Fletcher:
No further questions.
 

Timecop  - Quotes

 Eugene Matuzak:
[after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Goddammit Ricky, if I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck!
Ricky:
Sorry chief.
Max Walker:
Looks like safe sex to me
 

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Purgatory House  - Quotes

 Silver Strand:
We're all here because we did some stupid things. We expressed ourselves with drugs, alcohol, self-mutilation, sex and with suicide. And our lives, our minds, our selves are gone because of our bad decisions. We took the road less traveled. And we died. And we never will recover from that. [looks at Saint James]
Silver Strand:
But that's part of the whole plan.
 

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The Guru  - Quotes

 Ramu Gupta:
[walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it] What are you watching?
Vijay:
[makes a sex motion] M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Ramu Gupta:
YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF! [jumps on Sanjay]
Sanjay:
You've never seen Good Will Hunting?
Vijay:
We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.
 

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The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest  - Quotes

 Andy:
This place is amazing. It's like Christmas morning and Disneyland and sex all wrapped up in one.
 

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The American President  - Quotes

 President Andrew Shepherd:
Do you know what your problem is?
Sydney Ellen Wade:
What's my problem?
President Andrew Shepherd:
Sex and nervousness.
Sydney Ellen Wade:
Sex and nervousness is my problem?
President Andrew Shepherd:
Yes. Last night when we were looking at those place settings in the Dish Room, I realized those place settings were provided by the first ladies. And I'll bet none of those first ladies were nervous about having sex with their President husbands. And do you know why?
Sydney Ellen Wade:
No, but I'm sure you'll explain it to me.
President Andrew Shepherd:
I will. Because they weren't Presidents when they first met them. That's not the case here.
 


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