[Jason Bourne meets Marie for the first time, when she is about to get into her car. She is suspicious of him]
Marie:
What are you looking at?
Jason Bourne:
I heard you inside.
Marie:
What?
Jason Bourne:
The consulate. I heard you talking? I thought maybe we could help each other.
Marie:
How's that?
Jason Bourne:
You need money. I need a ride outta here.
Marie:
I'm not running a car service just now, thank you.
Jason Bourne:
I'll give you ten thousand dollars for driving me to Paris.
Marie:
[She says in German] What, do you think I am, a fool?
Jason Bourne:
[He replies in German] You'd be a fool not to take it. [He holds up a packet of dollar bills]
Marie:
What is this, a joke? Some kind of scam?
Jason Bourne:
No, it's no scam. [He tosses her the packet of bills]
Jason Bourne:
And I'll give you another ten when we get there.
Marie:
Jesus. [while she leafs through the bills, a police car with siren wailing passes them, and he quickly turns away]
Marie:
Is that for you?
Jason Bourne:
Look. You drive, I pay, it's that simple.
Marie:
Scheisse. I got enough trouble, okay?
Jason Bourne:
Okay. Can I have my money back? [She looks down at the wad of bills again. A moment later, he is in the passenger seat while she drives]
Agatha Trunchbull:
I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me?
Harry Wormwood:
In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever.
Agatha Trunchbull:
Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School.
Harry Wormwood:
Huh.
Agatha Trunchbull:
I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship.
Harry Wormwood:
Oh yeah, huh, well, uh...
Agatha Trunchbull:
My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto.
Harry Wormwood:
Terrific motto!
Agatha Trunchbull:
You have brats yourself?
Harry Wormwood:
Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mis-*take*, Matilda.
Agatha Trunchbull:
They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.
Alonzo Harris:
You okay, kid? That was a man-sized hit you took, dog. When was the last time you smoked weed?
Jake Hoyt:
Last time I smoked weed... 12th grade. We were... we were...
Alonzo Harris:
Smoking weed.
Jake Hoyt:
Yeah, yeah.
Alonzo Harris:
Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Jake Hoyt:
What's "wet"?
Alonzo Harris:
Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?
Jake Hoyt:
No, I've never done it.
Alonzo Harris:
You have now. I haven't, but you have.
Jake Hoyt:
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!
Alonzo Harris:
Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss.
Jake Hoyt:
Oh, shit. *Shit*!
Alonzo Harris:
*Boom*!
Jake Hoyt:
Why did you do this to me?
Alonzo Harris:
Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.
Pre-Crime Public Service Announcer:
Imagine, a world with out, murder. 6 years ago, the homicidal rates had reached epidemic proportions. It seemed that only a miracle could stop the blood shed, but instead of 1 miracle, we were given 3, the precognitives. Within 3 months of the precrime program, the homicidal rates in the District of Columbia had reduced 90 percent.
Lamar Burgess:
6 Years in the precrime prgram, and there hasn't been a single murder.
Pre-Crime Public Service Announcer:
Now, the system can work for you.
Attorney General Nash:
We want to make sure that this great system is what will keep us safe will also keep us free.
Pre-Crime Public Service Announcer:
On April 24, vote yes on the national Precrime initiative.
Mirage Reception Person:
Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please?
Clark Griswold:
Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four.
Mirage Reception Person:
You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined.
Clark Griswold:
Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark.
Mirage Reception Person:
Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?
Clark Griswold:
Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ!
Rusty:
Yeah, dad.
Clark Griswold:
Oh, there you are. Didja get that?
Lee:
[Zoe asks Kim if she still has her gun] You carry a gun?
Kim:
Hell yeah.
Lee:
Well... do you have a license to carry that?
Kim:
[Zoe laughs quietly] Uh, yeah... they gave it to me after I became a Secret Service Agent...
Lee:
Oh, I didn't know that - [Zoe laughs some more]
Lee:
[Lee turns to Abernathy] Did you know that she carried a gun?
Abernathy:
Yes. Now, do I approve? No. But, do I know? Yes.
Kim:
Well, look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but where I live, a bitch need a gun! If I go down at midnight to do my laundry, I might get my ass raped!
Lee:
[the girls laugh] Don't do your laundry at midnight, then.
Kim:
Fuck that! I'll do my fucking laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry!
