No Country for Old Men  - Quotes

 Ed Tom Bell:
Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill'em, bury'em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they'd tortur'em first, I don't know why. Maybe the television set was broke.
 



Meet Dave  - Quotes

 Captain:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
Various crew members:
I am Dave Ming Chang. [etc]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
And I am Johnny Dazzle! [everyone stares at him.]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.
 

Tags: Security Quotes   Us Quotes     
Drew Barrymore  - Quotes

 I'm not insecure. I've been through way too much f**king sh*t to be insecure. I've got huge balls. But I've been humbled. That makes you grateful for every day you have. 

Tags: insecurity     


Halo  - Quotes

 Cortana:
[to Master Chief after killing Captain Keyes] What the hell are you doing?
Cortana:
[announcing over loud speaker] Security to the Bridge. The Master Cheif has gone rampant. Take him down, boys.
 

Clint Eastwood  - Quotes

 I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice. 

Tags: insecurity   prejudice     
Stephen Fry  - Quotes

 It's not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame and self-loathing 

Tags: depression   insecurity   isolation   language   laughter   literature   philosophy   shame     
Jackie Brown  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Girl at Security Gate:
Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103, first class only. Flight 710, Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103. First class only.
Jackie Brown:
[greeting passengers] Buenos dias. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.
 

Tags: Class Quotes   Security Quotes     
William Shakespeare  - Quotes

 He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear

His hopes 'bove wisdom, grace and fear:

And you all know, security

Is mortals' chiefest enemy.
 

Tags: security     
Crank Yankers  - Quotes

 Security Receptionist:
I'm sorry sir, we don't have any openings.
Bircham:
You don't have any openings for a guy who can put on a blindfold, dismantle an AK-47, oil it up and reassemble it in under four minutes?
Security Receptionist:
I'm afraid...
Bircham:
No openings for someone who can slip in under cover of darkness, garrote his target with piano wire, and escape undetected, you don't have any openings for someone like that?
Security Receptionist:
Sir...
Bircham:
A man who put his ass on the line for two tours in Vietnam, so you could go home to your lesbian partner, and live in a judgment-free society. No openings for someone like that?
 

Max Payne  - Quotes

 Max Payne:
[narrating] I had a bullet with Nicole Horne's name on it. I had ten thousand bullets with the hag's name on them. She had ultra high-tech security systems, enough mercenaries and weaponry to start World War III. There was no fear.
 

Tags: Security Quotes   Art Quotes   World Quotes     
The Virgin Suicides  - Quotes

 Narrator:
Given Lux's failure to make curfew everyone expected a crackdown, but few anticipated it would be so drastic. The girls were taken out of school, and Mrs. Lisbon shut the house in maximum-security isolation.
 

Ronald Reagan  - Quotes

 We do not deny any nation's legitimate interest in security. But protecting the security of one nation by robbing another of its national independence and national traditions is not legitimate. In the long run, it is not even secure. 

Tags: independence   security   traditions     
Clear and Present Danger  - Quotes

 The President:
These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.
 

Air Force One  - Quotes

 National Security Advisor Jack Doherty:
[to Ivan] The Vice President in this case is like the Queen of England. You can't even buy airline tickets without talking to someone like me. Therfore, let me speak to The White House because I can assure you, I'm the one person who can make this all work out.
 

Ronald Reagan  - Quotes

 We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. 

Tags: freedom   liberty   peace   security     
Human Nature  - Quotes

 Nathan Bronfman:
What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size.
 

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones  - Quotes

 Palpatine:
Master Jedi, may I suggest the Senator be placed under the protection of your graces.
Sen. Bail Organa:
You really think that is a wise decision during these stressful times?
Padme:
Chancellor, if I may comment, I do not believe...
Palpatine:
The situation is that serious? Oh, but I do, Senator. I realize all too well that additional security might be disruptive for you, but... perhaps someone you're familiar with. An old friend, like... Master Kenobi.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 So I close this long reflection on what I hope is a not-too-quaveringly semi-Semitic note. When I am at home, I will only enter a synagogue for the bar or bat mitzvah of a friend's child, or in order to have a debate with the faithful. (When I was to be wed, I chose a rabbi named Robert Goldburg, an Einsteinian and a Shakespearean and a Spinozist, who had married Arthur Miller to Marilyn Monroe and had a copy of Marilyn 

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Vantage Point  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Mark Reinhart:
Good morning, America. It's now 12 noon in Salamanca, Spain. In a short time, world leaders from over 150 countries meet here in Plaza Mayor to sign up to President Ashton's bold new counterterrorist strategy. Since 9/11, more than 4500 people have been killed in the rising tide of global terror. Those lives will not soon be forgotten as today, the world comes together to take a stand against this violence. We may be on the brink of a historic agreement between Western and Arab leaders. Security services are on high alert in Salamanca, where we now go live to our news team on the ground and our reporter Angie Jones.
 

Snatch.  - Quotes

 Gorgeous George:
Get back down or you will not be coming up next time. [watches as Mickey warms up]
Gorgeous George:
Oh, bollocks to you. This is sick. I'm out of here.
Mickey:
You're not going anywhere, you thick lump. [Pulls off his shirt]
Mickey:
You stay until the job's done. [kisses his good luck charms and knocks Gorgeous out with a single punch]
Turkish:
[narrating] It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.
 

Calendar Girls  - Quotes

 Celia:
[reading a fan mail letter] "I am currently in the high security wing of Her Majesty's Prison Barlinnie in Scotland and was mightily impressed by the sheer size of your-"
 

Half-Life  - Quotes

 Security Guard:
[to Gordon] Mister, if you can get the power on, that train will take us straight to the surface. I would try it myself, but it's a long way down the generator room, and there are... things, in the way...
 

Training Day  - Quotes

 Stan Gursky:
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. How did you ever screw up so bad?
Alonzo:
Hey, I didn't know. It's not my town. I'm not omniscient.
Lou Jacobs:
The Russians don't care if you have a badge. They'll whack you. You ought to hop a jet out of here.
Alonzo:
Why? It's an easy fix. I'll just cash in on an account.
Stan Gursky:
Which one?
Alonzo:
One of my old ones, my first one. The guy's a high security risk anyway. If I'm not around, who's gonna help keep him off the radar?
Stan Gursky:
All right, it's your call. I do not want you to dick this up. I don't want to see you on the front page like the rest of those assholes.
 

Doctor Dolittle  - Quotes

 Rodney:
[on telephone] Hey, honey, feeling better?
Dr. John Dolittle:
Who's this?
Rodney:
I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!
Dr. John Dolittle:
Rodney. Get back in your cage.
Rodney:
What's up with that trap behind the fridge? You trying to kill me?
Dr. John Dolittle:
Never mind that. Get your little furry ass back in your cage. Now. I don't want your droppings on... Bye-bye. [to security guard]
Dr. John Dolittle:
My son Rodney. Little hairy boy, sleeps in the cage. I have to keep him in the cage because he has hygiene problems.
 

Clear and Present Danger  - Quotes

 Jack Ryan:
I didn't sign up for this. This is someone's bullshit political agenda. Who authorized this? Cutter?
Ritter:
Cutter couldn't tie his own shoes without permission.
Jack Ryan:
If I go down you're coming with me.
Ritter:
Wrong again. I have an *autographed get-out-of-jail-free card*! "The President of the United States authorizes Deputy Director of the CIA Robert Ritter to conduct 'Operation Reciprocity' including all necessary funding and support. This action is deemed important to the national security of the United States etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." You don't *have* one of these, do you Jack? [as Ryan walks away]
Ritter:
Gray! The world is gray, Jack!
 

The Departed  - Quotes

 Frank Costello:
[after talking to Madolyn on the phone] Was that that shrink cunt that answered the phone?
Colin Sullivan:
Remember I told you that we were gonna... she was gonna move in?
Frank Costello:
Yeah.
Colin Sullivan:
She moved in.
Frank Costello:
You better get organized, quick.
Colin Sullivan:
Hey, last time I checked, I tipped you off and you're not in jail.
Frank Costello:
Are you listening to me?
Colin Sullivan:
Yeah.
Frank Costello:
Do you like Little Miss Thing suckin' on your cock?
Colin Sullivan:
[looks at Madolyn] Yes. Yes, I do.
Frank Costello:
So earn it. I'm getting the feeling we got a cop in my crew.
Colin Sullivan:
Yeah, I know. I'm kinda getting that feeling too.
Frank Costello:
He's one of yours. Inside. Have you seen anything?
Colin Sullivan:
Frank, I got no access to Queenan's undercover files. He and Dignam run the snitches. I'm doing my best...
Frank Costello:
Your best? What do you think we're in, the fuckin' haberdashery business?
Colin Sullivan:
Look, Frank, if you don't relax, if you don't relax, I can't relax. All right? Now what I need you to do is you get me information on the people who were with you last night. Your crew. Get me Social Security numbers, get me...
 

Raising Helen  - Quotes

 Henry Davis:
How'd he get past the visual security system?
 

Tags: Past Quotes   Security Quotes     
Very Bad Things  - Quotes

 Security Guard:
[seeing the mess in the room] What the hell gets into you people?
Robert Boyd:
[cheerfully] Drugs and alcohol.
Security Guard:
[grins] Well, I got no problem with that.
 

Tags: Hell Quotes   Security Quotes   Drugs Quotes     
Breaking Up  - Quotes

 Monica:
There used to be reasons for people to be together, like stability, security and maybe even a kid. But you see, I don't need you for the those reasons nowadays. I mean, I can get them on my own now if I wanted to. So... if there are no real reasons for two people to be together, then you are into unreal reasons, fantastic reasons, like happiness, good company and comfort and understanding and emotional support... God, you wouldn't ask that much from a saint. So you look at this person and you say... what the good is this person for anyway?
 

Jargon  - Quotes

 Person 1:
I am often troubled by the morality of stealing. Due to repeated viewings of some of the best heist films in history, I find myself going into retail outlets and examining security systems, watching exits, looking for blind spots in the camera layout, etc. And while I think it might be interesting to execute a heist myself, I could never actually do it because I know that someone somewhere will probably get fired as a result of my actions. And I couldn't live with myself if that happened.
 

Mission: Impossible  - Quotes

 Ethan Hunt:
[Ethan narrates someone getting into the vault] The only person allowed inside has to pass through a series of security checks. First is voiceprint identification
CIA Analyst William Donloe:
William Donloe.
Ethan Hunt:
Then, he has to put in a 6 digit code. [Donloe enters the outer room]
Ethan Hunt:
That only gets him into the outer room. Next, he is positively identified by retinal scan. [Donloe passes the retinal scan]
Ethan Hunt:
Finally, the security measures are only deactivated after insertion of a double electronic keycard... which we won't have. [Donloe then enters the vault]
Ethan Hunt:
Once inside the vault, there are 3 security systems in operation whenever the technician is out of the room. First is sound sensitive; anything above a whisper will set it off. The second is temperature-sensitive. Even the body heat of an unauthorized person inside the vault can trigger the alarm if the temperature rises just a single degree. And that temperature is controlled by an air conditioning vent 30 feet above the vault floor. That vent is guarded by a laser net. [Donloe leaves the vault, security measures activate]
Ethan Hunt:
The third one is on the floor, and it's pressure sensitive. Just the slightest increase in weight will set it off. And any of these systems, if set off, will trigger an automatic lockdown. Now believe me when I tell you, gentlemen, that all 3 systems, are state of the art. [condensation from Donloe's drink drops to the floor sets off the alarm]
 

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement  - Quotes

 Joe:
Shades...
Security Guard Shades:
Mmm...
Joe:
You are now Head of Security. Good luck with Lionel. I've got a wedding to go to.
 

Blood Dolls  - Quotes

 Mr. Mascaro:
[strangling security guard] Two kinds of people I know about, little man - The kind that piss their pants when you kill them, and the kind that don't. Now, which kind do you think you are? [guard dies, Mascaro looks down at the body]
Mr. Mascaro:
Pisser.
 

Kiss the Girls  - Quotes

 Detective Nick Ruskin:
[while driving through college campus] We've liasoned with the campus police, posted fliers. Figure someone had to see somethin important.
Alex Cross:
An environment fit for blending. For you a security nightmare. For him, paradise.
Detective Nick Ruskin:
We're gonna get this animal.
 

Air Force One  - Quotes

 President James Marshall:
The truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened, did we act.
 

Jodi Picoult  - Quotes

 This was something she would keep hidden within herself, maybe in place of the knot of pain and anger she had been carrying under her breastbone...a security blanket, an ace up her sleeve. She might never use it, but she would always feel its presence like a swelling secret stone, and that way when she let go of the rage, she would not feel nearly as empty. 

Tags: anger   empty   heartbreak   picoult   rage   secret   security     
The Paper  - Quotes

 Alicia:
One of our security guards actually tried to frisk me. We're having drinks later.
 

Tags: Security Quotes   Drinks Quotes   Risk Quotes     
National Treasure: Book of Secrets  - Quotes

 Ben Gates:
[in security lock-up in Buckingham Palace] So when did you realize it was a fake argument?
Abigail Chase:
When did you realize that I was actually arguing during the fake argument?
Ben Gates:
Right in the middle there, at the part where I'm always wrong. Which I don't understand, because when I assume I'm right, and it turns out my assumption is correct, how is that wrong?
Abigail Chase:
When you make a decision without asking me, and you *happen* to be right, you got lucky.
Ben Gates:
[long pause] Well, I get lucky a lot.
 

Timothy Ferriss  - Quotes

 The fishing is best where the fewest go and the collective insecurity of the world makes it easy for people to hit home runs while everyone is aiming for base hits. 

Tags: career   insecurity   success   work     
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back  - Quotes

 Jay:
Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy [points to Silent Bob]
Jay:
will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay:
How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Alright. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Make it fast and sexy.
Jay:
[to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".
 

Clear and Present Danger  - Quotes

 
[On whether Jack should investigate the growing scandal]
Admiral Greer:
You took an oath, if you recall, when you first came to work for me. And I don't mean to the National Security Advisor of the United States, I mean to his boss... and I don't mean the President. You gave your word to his boss: you gave your word to the people of the United States. Your word is who you are.
 

Half-Life  - Quotes

 Security Guard:
[when told to follow player] Roger that, let's run like hell!
 

Tags: Security Quotes     
Air Force One  - Quotes

 Egor Korshunov:
When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove!
 

Fiona Apple  - Quotes

 Everybody sees me as this sullen and insecure little thing. Those are just the sides of me that I feel necessary to show because no one else seems to be showing them. 

Tags: insecurity   musician   secrets   shyness     
The School of Rock  - Quotes

 
[backstage]
Female Security Guard:
Sorry. To get in, you've got to be in a band or have a pass.
Miss Mullins:
I am principal of the school's band.
Female Security Guard:
Oh, right on.
 

Tags: Ale Quotes   Security Quotes   Right Quotes     
Deus Ex  - Quotes

 
[Join Illuminati ending]
Morgan Everett:
I trust you've been able to find yourself a place within the organization?
JC Denton:
I'm personally overseeing the distribution of the vaccine, but it'll still take months to restore the infrastructure - we'll have to arrange for additional food distribution and security in Paris... maybe New York as well.
Morgan Everett:
All through the proper intermediaries, of course.
JC Denton:
Intermediaries?
Morgan Everett:
We have a great number of... agencies, who in turn operate other agencies. Boxes stacked one in another. They'll need to be reactivated, but we never touch anything directly. We only influence. Suggest. Insinuate.
JC Denton:
The world must know by now, Everett. What we've done.
Morgan Everett:
Know what? Only that the long night is over. The crown of government is tarnished - but that will fade in time. The riots, a fever dream; the plague, a horrible nightmare; and like everything else that's happened such things will only be dimly remembered upon waking to their normal lives. In the end, all sins are forgiven. Even yours.
JC Denton:
What about the Constructor... and Helios?
Morgan Everett:
Do you really think they're ready for that? After everything you've seen, everything you've done?
JC Denton:
[long pause] No. Not yet.
Morgan Everett:
But soon. We have made our own mistakes, became insulated from the world we sought to control. And whatever they may think, the night is far from over. But that will change, and you will help us change even as we teach you. This time - this time we will do it right.
JC Denton:
And who are we? Who are we really?
Morgan Everett:
We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the day.
 

Half-Life  - Quotes

 Security Guard:
[switching on a false alarm] C'mon, Gordon! You trying to get me into trouble?
 

Tags: Security Quotes   Trying Quotes     
Jon Krakauer  - Quotes

 you really should make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may have previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man 

Tags: conformity   life   novelty   security     
Mission: Impossible III  - Quotes

 Declan:
Ethan! Get in! They're coming!
Ethan Hunt:
Who?
Declan:
Building security and they're pissed!
 

Tags: Security Quotes     
Cradle Will Rock  - Quotes

 Security Guard:
Mr Rivera, Mr Rockefeller has told us to give you your comission check. Your services are no longer required.
 

Tags: Security Quotes   Us Quotes     
National Treasure: Book of Secrets  - Quotes

 Riley Poole:
[while disarming the security systems] Now I know I'll probably regret asking this, but what happened with you and Abigail?
Ben Gates:
I don't know, you know? I don't know. She started using the word "so" alot.
Riley Poole:
So?
Ben Gates:
[continues] Yeah, like "so, I guess my opinion doesn't matter", "so, you seem to always know what's best", "SO, I guess I'm invisible" and now I've moved out, and we're dividing the furniture.
Riley Poole:
[finishes the deactivation] Women. Can't live with 'em, especially if they change the alarm codes.
 

Wilhelm Reich  - Quotes

 You'll have a good, secure life when being alive means more to you than security, love more than money, your freedom more than public or partisan opinion, when the mood of Beethoven's or Bach's music becomes the mood of your whole life  

Tags: bach   beethoven   diplomats   freedom   life   love   money   opinion   politicians   security   teachers   workers     
The Tailor of Panama  - Quotes

 Andrew 'Andy' Osnard:
There's two ways we can deal with this one, old girl. Sweat it out for six months, then fall into each other's arms. "Darling, why didn't we ever do this before?" Method B, the preferred one... full-on affair, now. Observing tight security all round. See how we like it. If we don't, chuck it in. No one's the wiser.
Francesca Deane:
I don't suppose it's occurred to you that I might hugely prefer someone else?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard:
Is that a "no"?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard:
No.
 

Tags: Security Quotes     
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith  - Quotes

 Obi-Wan Kenobi:
[referring to Anakin] When is the last time you saw him?
Padmé:
Yesterday.
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Do you know where he is now?
Padmé:
No.
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Padmé, I need your help. He is in grave danger.
Padmé:
From the Sith?
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
From himself. Padmé, Anakin has turned to the Dark Side.
Padmé:
You're wrong! How could you even SAY that?
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
I have seen a security hologram... of him... killing Younglings.
Padmé:
No! Not Anakin! He couldn't...
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
He was decieved by a lie... we all were. It appears that the Chancellor is behind everything, including the war! After the death of Count Dooku, Anakin became his new apprentice.
Padmé:
I don't believe you. I can't...
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Padmé, I must find him.
Padmé:
You're going to kill him, aren't you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
He has become a very great threat.
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
[He gets off of the couch, walking towards his ship] Anakin is the father, isn't he?
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
[Padmé doesn't know what to say] I'm so sorry.
 

With Honors  - Quotes

 Social Security Clerk:
I'm going to ask again, do you have evidence of birth?
Simon Wilder:
I'm sittin' here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion?
 

Street Fighter  - Quotes

 A.N. Official:
[getting saluted] As you were, Colonel.
Colonel William F. Guile:
What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff.
A.N. Official:
I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate.
Colonel William F. Guile:
You're joking!
A.N. Official:
We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand.
Colonel William F. Guile:
Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion? [gives him a slight shove]
Colonel William F. Guile:
One hundred billion?
A.N. Official:
Colonel, have you lost your mind?
Colonel William F. Guile:
No! You've lost your balls!
A.N. Official:
Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command!
 

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity  - Quotes

 Jeff Dunham:
Look, if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting through security at the airports?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, that's easy. They open the case, and I go "Hello! I am Lindsay Lohan!"
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I'm kidding. I would not kill the Jews. No. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I did the same thing with 2 Catholic priests, but I tossed in a small boy! Yes! Yes! And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!
Jeff Dunham:
You can't tell jokes like that!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Why not? I'm killing... so to speak!
Jeff Dunham:
referring to the "suicide bomber training camp": Is that a nice facility?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
It used to be!
Jeff Dunham:
What happened?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
New guy! The idiot tried to practice!
Jeff Dunham:
What did you guys learn from that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!
 

Leon Uris  - Quotes

 Anything to declare? the customs inspector said. 

Tags: airport   heroin   security     
Half-Life  - Quotes

 Black Mesa Transit Announcement System:
Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outside temperature is ninety three degrees with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant sixty-eight degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level Three dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit hub in Area Nine and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa personel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep you limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please, stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at 1900 hours in the Level Three facility. The semi-finals for high security personnel will be announced in a separate secure access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of "Materials Handling" and "Low Clearance Security." Please contact Black Mesa personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of "Theoretical Physics," "Biotechnology," or other high-tech disciplines, please contact our civilian recruitment division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal-opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalisys or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your radiation safety officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you, and have a very safe, and productive day.
 

Snatch.  - Quotes

 
[looking at the video of Sol and Vinny, trapped in the foyer of the bookie's by the security door]
Brick Top:
Do you know these tits, Errol?
Errol:
I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.
Brick Top:
John?
John:
I can't help, Guv. [Tyrone pokes his head in the door]
Errol:
Ah, Tyrone.
Errol, John:
You silly fat bastard.
 

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