Ron Clark: New York public schools are desperate for good teachers. Newspaper says they're begging for them. Dad, every year I tell my students to go for what they want in life - dream big, take risks. It's time I start living up to my own words.
Katherine Watson: There are seven law schools within 45 minutes of Philadelphia. You can study and get dinner on the table by 5:00. Joan Brandwyn: It's too late. Katherine Watson: No, some of them accept late admissions! Now, I was upset at first, I can tell you that. When Tommy came to me at the dance and told me he was accepted to Penn, I thought, 'Oh God, her fate is sealed! She's worked so hard, how can she throw it all away?' But then I realized you won't have to! You can bake your cake and eat it too! It's just wonderful! Joan Brandwyn: We're married. We eloped over the weekend. Turned out he was petrified of a bit ceremony, so we did a sort of spur-of-the-moment thing. Very romantic. [Katherine is stunned] Joan Brandwyn: It was my choice, not to go. He would have supported it. Katherine Watson: But you don't have to choose! Joan Brandwyn: No, I have to. I want a home, I want a family! That's not something I'll sacrifice. Katherine Watson: No one's asking you to sacrifice that, Joan. I just want you to understand that you can do both. Joan Brandwyn: Do you think I'll wake up one morning and regret not being a lawyer? Katherine Watson: Yes, I'm afraid that you will. Joan Brandwyn: Not as much as I'd regret not having a family, not being there to raise them. I know exactly what I'm doing and it doesn't make me any less smart. This must seem terrible to you. Katherine Watson: I didn't say that. Joan Brandwyn: Sure you did. You always do. You stand in class and tell us to look beyond the image, but you don't. To you a housewife is someone who sold her soul for a center hall colonial. She has no depth, no intellect, no interests. You're the one who said I could do anything I wanted. This is what I want.
Ed: Did it ever dawn on any of you that there was something queer about that dough? Inez: Dawned on me. Dottie: What do you mean? Ed: The cops didn't cordon off the neighborhood. They didn't pound on our doors and give us 24 hours to turn it in or charge us with theft. That was a lot of dough, and nobody ever came after it. Helen: Well, if they show up now, they're thirty years late and thirty three hundred dollars short. Inez: Double that. Every cent I got is tied up in "Ace Dealers School", the best dealers' school in Winnemucca. Ed: How many dealers' schools in Winnemucca? Inez: I've cornered the market.
Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
Mark: How do we set the nukes inside the comet and get out before they blow? Orin Monash: We don't. Andrea: Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.
Jeffrey Franken: Medical schools upset me, mother - I'm anti-social - I'm becoming dangerously amoral.
Anus Magillicutty: I thought you said you live behind the dumpster? The White Trash Piece of Shit: [sputters] This isn't debate class! I didn't go to fancy schools and learn a lot of math.
Flanagan: Fucking black people, huh? Graham: What did you just say? Flanagan: I mean, I know all the sociological reasons why, per capita eight times more black men are incarcerated than white men... Schools are a disgrace, lack of opportunity, bias in the judicial system, all that stuff... But still... but still, it's... it's gotta get to you, I mean, on a gut level, as a black man. They just can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar.
Hal Branston: Schools clothes, roads disappear, grown men weep...
Simone: I just think all elementary schools should have a firing range. How else will the children learn to defend themselves?
William "Billy" Tepper: If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends. Dean Parker: If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?
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