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Monica:
I am so jealous.
Rachel:
You guys are really just right there.Aren't you?
Chandler:
Yes... Right where?
Monica:
The beginning, where it's all sex and talking and sex and talking...
Chandler:
Yeah you gotta love the talking.
Monica:
And the sex?
Chandler:
Alright we hadn't have sex yet. Okay. What's the big deal?This is special. I want our love to grow before moving to the next level.
Rachel:
Oh, chandler, that is so nice.
Ross:
That is really nice... Lying! No way is that the reason.
Rachel:
Why? Just because you're not mature enough to understand something like that?
Chandler:
He's right. I'm totally lying.
Monica:
Then what is it?
Chandler:
Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.
Ross:
And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes?
Chandler:
No. I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him.
Ross:
I was going for the metaphor.
Chandler:
Yes and I was saying the actual words.
Monica:
Big deal. So Joey has had a lot of girlfriends. That doesn't mean he's great in bed.
Chandler:
We share a wall. So either is great in bed, or she just liked to agree with him a lot.
Monica:
With you it's gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great because you guys are in love.
Chandler:
Yeah?
Ross:
Just go for it Chandler.
Monica, Rachel:
Yeah you should.
Chandler:
All right. All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend. But I'm just doing it for you guys.

Ace Ventura:
[with a German accent] How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?
Reporter:
Who's That?
Ace Ventura:
Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.
Reporter:
What happened to the other trainer?
Ace Ventura:
Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried. [he holds up only four fingers]
Ace Ventura:
Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.
Reporter:
[skeptically] Where is Snowflake?
Ace Ventura:
Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? [shouts]
Ace Ventura:
Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! [Ace spits]
Roger Podacter:
Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work?
Ace Ventura:
[shooing reporters] Go to de conference, go to it.

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Gary:
Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits.

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Patrick Kenzie:
Cheese, if you ever disrespect her again like that, I'm gonna pull your fuckin' card, okay? So you're saying you didn't do it, fine. We'll take your money, and we'll be on our way. When it turns out you're lying, I'm gonna spend every nickel of that money to fuck you up. I'm gonna bribe cops to go after you, I'm gonna pay guys to go after your weak fuckin' crew, and I'm gonna tell all the guys I know that you're a C.I. and a rat, and I know a lot of people. And after that, you're gonna wish you listened to me, 'cause your shitty pool hall crime syndicate headquarters is gonna get raided, and your doped-up bitches are gonna get sent back to Laos, and this fuckin' retard right here is gonna be testifying against you for a reduced sentence, while you're gettin' cornholed in your cell by a gang of crackers. 'Cause from what I've heard, the guys that get sent up Concord for killing kids, life's a motherfucker.
Cheese:
[points gun at Kenzie] You come 'round here again, and I'm gonna get discourteous on your ass.

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Young Noah:
It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
Young Allie:
What's that supposed to mean?
Young Noah:
[yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!
Young Allie:
You smug bastard. I hate you for saying that.
Young Noah:
You're bored Allie. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.
Young Allie:
You arrogant son of a bitch.
Young Noah:
Would you just stay with me?
Young Allie:
Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah:
Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Young Allie:
So what?
Young Noah:
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie:
What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Young Noah:
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
Young Allie:
It's not that simple.
Young Noah:
What... do... you... want? Whaddaya want?
Young Allie:
I have to go now.

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Silas:
This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.
Dean Carl Cain:
Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
Silas:
With all do respect sir, suck my dick.
Jeffery:
No sir, I'm not saying anything. It’s... it’s these guys.
Silas:
You're an asshole.
Dean Carl Cain:
Did you just call me an asshole?
Jamal:
No I said idiot.
Dean Carl Cain:
An idiot.
Jeffery:
No sir, no sir, I...
Dean Carl Cain:
What did you say?
Jeffery:
I said that this school has nice halls.
Dean Carl Cain:
This is not funny.
Silas:
You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.
Dean Carl Cain:
I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.
Jeffery:
Sir... [gets ready to walk out of the class]
Silas:
This would have never happened if I were black. [class laughs]

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Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Points out Alien graffiti] This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."

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Montoya Santana:
I hear Little Puppet's name is on a piece of paper, ese.
J.D.:
I want you to cosign it.
Montoya Santana:
I'm taking it off, ese.
J.D.:
That punk got you kicked back in the hole, set us all back. Now he's running around talking loud shit about how he wants out of La Eme. His number's up, homes.
Montoya Santana:
I said I'm taking it off, ese.
J.D.:
What's gonna happen is gonna happen. Don't try to stop it. You understand me? I'm asking you, carnal.
Montoya Santana:
Is that where it's gotten to, ese?
J.D.:
Brothers are talking about you.
Montoya Santana:
What are they saying, ese?
J.D.:
They're saying that you're not showing them anything.
Montoya Santana:
You know, a long time ago, two best homeboys, two kids, were thrown into juvie. They were scared, and they thought they had to do something to prove themselves. And they did what they had to do. They thought they were doing it to gain respect for their people, to show the world that no one could take their class from them. No one had to take it from us, ese. Whatever we had... we gave it away. Take care of yourself, carnal.

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[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac:
All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster:
Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac:
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster:
Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry about the...
Foster:
All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license]
Foster:
Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry. [the man laughs a little]
Foster:
Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson:
Oh, no.
Foster:
Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause]
Foster:
All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson:
Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster:
Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson:
I thought...
Foster:
Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs]
Foster:
Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson:
I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster:
Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger]
Foster:
Do you see me eating mice?
Foster:
[Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson:
[the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster:
Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster:
Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster:
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

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Walter Garber:
What's her name?
Ryder:
Lavitca, she was Lithuanian... she was an ASS-model.
Walter Garber:
She asked you what?
Ryder:
You heard of hand-models, right? Advertisements?
Walter Garber:
Right.
Ryder:
She was an ass-model... she did jeans and uh you know, magazines and shit. Anyway, it was fashion week in New York and uh... I took her to Iceland.
Walter Garber:
Lavitca, Lithuanian, Ass model, Iceland, you took her to the ice...
Ryder:
So, for five-hundred bucks they'll take you on a dog-sled ride on a glacier.
Walter Garber:
Dog-sled?
Ryder:
Yeah... and you know that whole saying that if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes?
Walter Garber:
Right, otherwise you're always looking at the asshole of the dog in front of you.
Ryder:
That'll be funny in a minute when I get to that part.
Walter Garber:
It's funny now.
Ryder:
[next scene] And it's eight in the morning, we haven't been to bed yet... and we're tooling across this glacier and I got this hangover that's creeping up the back of my neck... and guess what I'm looking at?
Walter Garber:
You're obviously you're staring at... the ass of the dog in front of you.
Ryder:
You got it! So this dog... out of nowhere just lifts his hind-legs up and puts them in the, you know the harness there... and just takes a shit, while he's running on his front paws. So he's dumping and running, all at the same time... now that's multi-fucking-tasking if you ask me.
Walter Garber:
Get outta here, did it hit you?
Ryder:
Shit always hits you man. [next scene]
Ryder:
I didn't know it at the time, but it was profound.
Walter Garber:
Profound?
Ryder:
Yeah.
Walter Garber:
Why? Uh, you lost me.
Ryder:
Well, you know uh... when I went to prison later on, what you called. Uh, I had trouble going to the toilet... you know, a privacy thing. And I... couldn't take a shit. I was scared shitless... literally. So, you know what I thought of?
Walter Garber:
You thought of the dog.
Ryder:
That's right... I thought of that dog. If it could do what it needed to do... so could I. It saved my fucking live.
Walter Garber:
Wow, that is profound.

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Morgan:
Maybe we should say a prayer.
Graham Hess:
No.
Morgan:
Why not?
Graham Hess:
We're not saying a prayer.
Morgan:
Bo has a bad feeling.
Bo:
I had a dream.
Graham Hess:
We aren't saying a prayer. Eat!
Morgan:
I hate you.
Graham Hess:
That's fine.
Morgan:
You let Mom die.
Merrill:
Morgan...
Graham Hess:
I am not wasting one more minute of my life on prayer. Not one more minute. Understood? [Bo starts crying]
Graham Hess:
Now we are going to enjoy this meal. No one can stop us from enjoying this meal, so enjoy it! Stop crying!
Merrill:
Graham...
Morgan:
Don't yell at her!
Graham Hess:
All right, since you're all not going to eat, I'm going to try some of everything. [He angrily starts piling food on his plate, and tries to eat, then breaks down crying. He pulls Morgan, Bo, and Merrill in, and everyone hugs]

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Alan Shemper:
When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

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[Andrew transcendentally describes his favorite opera]
Andrew Beckett:
Do you like opera?
Joe Miller:
I'm not that familiar with opera.
Andrew Beckett:
This is my favorite aria. This is Maria Callas. This is "Andrea Chenier", Umberto Giordano. This is Madeleine. She's saying how during the French Revolution, a mob set fire to her house, and her mother died... saving her. "Look, the place that cradled me is burning." Can you hear the heartache in her voice? Can you feel it, Joe? In come the strings, and it changes everything. The music fills with a hope, and that'll change again. Listen... listen..."I bring sorrow to those who love me." Oh, that single cello! "It was during this sorrow that love came to me." A voice filled with harmony. It says, "Live still, I am life. Heaven is in your eyes. Is everything around you just the blood and mud? I am divine. I am oblivion. I am the god... that comes down from the heavens, and makes of the Earth a heaven. I am love!... I am love."

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Professor McGonagall:
The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred:
[whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George:
[whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred:
[whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

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Monica:
[reads note] "Q, you are SO fine. I been wantin' to get with you. Take me to the Spring Dance and I promise I'll leave you satisfied." [In a disgusted tone]
Monica:
Ugh... What a ho!
Quincy:
Why she gotta be a ho? Cuz she wants to get with me?
Monica:
Um, she's a ho because she's sending her coochie through the mail! I mean, she's not saying "You're a nice guy, and I want to get to know you." She's saying, "I wanna bone!"
Quincy:
At least she's honest.
Monica:
[rolling her eyes] Yeah... an honest tramp ass ho! But then, I guess you'll stick your thing in anything.
Quincy:
My "thing?" Didn't know you cared so much.
Monica:
I don't.
Quincy:
Who you goin to the dance with anyway? Spalding?
Monica:
Who's Spalding?
Quincy:
[nods at basketball in Monica's hands]
Monica:
[punches Quincy] Stupid!

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Becky Barnett:
It sounds like your bosses at the stereo store are saying the same thing.
Buck Swope:
What?
Becky Barnett:
YOU HAVE TO GET A NEW LOOK!
Buck Swope:
What? You get a new look.
Becky Barnett:
I have a look alright. The look I have is just fine.
Buck Swope:
What's your look?
Becky Barnett:
Chocolate love 100%. You don't have to lash out like that Buck, I'm just trying to be your friend.
Buck Swope:
Drop it Becky.

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Chas:
Looks like you and Dad are back together again, huh.
Richie:
He's your dad too, Chas.
Chas:
No, he's not.
Richie:
Yes, he is.
Chas:
You really hate me, don't you?
Richie:
No. I don't. I love you.
Chas:
Well, I don't know what you think you're gonna get out of this, but believe me, whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Richie:
Chas. I don't want to hurt you. I know what you and the boys have been through. You're my brother and I love you.
Chas:
Stop saying that!

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[as Ryan and Natalie enter the Hilton Miami Airport Hotel]
Natalie Keener:
How about just not dying alone?
Ryan Bingham:
Starting when I was 12, we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. My parents went the same way. Make no mistake, we all die alone. Now those cult members in San Diego, with the sneakers and the Kool-Aid, they didn't die alone. I'm just saying there are options. [Natalie starts to cry]
Ryan Bingham:
Oh, fuck.
Natalie Keener:
[sobs] Brian left me. [Natalie is sobbing hysterically; Ryan then comforts her and calms her down]
Ryan Bingham:
All right. Okay, okay. All right. All right.

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Claire:
Trust me. I have the wisdom of a woman twice my age.
Jake:
That means nothing, you claim to be a woman half your age. So your saying you have the wisdom of a woman your age.
Claire:
Thats right, thirty-nine.

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Celine:
I had worked for this old man and once he told me that he had spent his whole life thinking about his career and his work. And he was fifty-two and it suddenly struck him that he had never really given anything of himself. His life was for no one and nothing. He was almost crying saying that.

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Columbus:
[Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume, Tallahassee turns around and glares at Columbus] Let me begin my three-part apology by saying that you're a wonderful human being.
Tallahassee:
Forget about it. But FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that.

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Psychic - Madison Charap - Participant:
All I'm saying is, is every little tiny thing in the house you can not jump to a conclusion and be like, "Oh my god, there's a ghost here!"
History Student - Ryan Larson - Participant:
That's funny cause there's no open window in this whole house! [reference to a door opening by itself]

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[last lines]
George W. Bush:
There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: "Fool me once... ”
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"... shame on... ”.
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"Shame on you... ”
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"If fooled, you can't get fooled again."
Narrator:
For once, we agreed.

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Allen Ginsberg:
There is a very famous saying among Tibetan Buddhists: "If the student is not better than the teacher, then the teacher is a failure."
Allen Ginsberg:
It's sort of a biblical prophecy.
Allen Ginsberg:
Poetry is words that are empowered to make your hair stand on end, that you realize instantly as being some form of subjective truth that has an objective reality to it, because somebody has realized it. Then you call it poetry later.

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Firefighter:
What's your name?
Lance:
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John.
Firefighter:
Your name's Joe-John?
Lance:
John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
Firefighter:
You wanna tell me what happened here?
Lance:
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire.
Firefighter:
Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
Lance:
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...
Firefighter:
K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?
Lance:
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!"
Firefighter:
She said it was an electrical fire.
Lance:
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
Firefighter:
Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance:
I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing]
Lance:
I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background]
Firefighter:
[into walkie talkie] We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.

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Robby Ray Stewart:
You got in a shoe fight!
Hannah Montana:
Daddy, don't do this.
Robby Ray Stewart:
I Think we're done.
Hannah Montana:
So you're saying I can never be Hannah again?
Robby Ray Stewart:
Ask me in 2 weeks.

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Rob Moore:
The last person to come out here and not know the password was found with an arrow in his forehead and burned to death. And do you know why he was found burned with an arrow in his head?
Jack Loot:
I got it! He was juggling apples, but there was this girl there and he really wanted to impress her. So he picked out some sharp arrows and started juggling those. Now, the girl was like, "Oh Honey, you're so brave, please be careful!" And he was all like, "Don't worry, I'm a trained professional, I do this all the time, baby!" But the thing is, he was also a chain smoker, so he had a cigarette hanging from his lips when he was saying all this. Next thing ya know, cigarette falls from his lips and goes under his shirt, catches fire - then while in mid-air, the arrow falls! He's so concerned about the fire in his shirt that he forgets about the arrows at first. But then he looks up and Wham! No longer is he just burning, but now he also has an arrow in his head! That's what happened, isn't it? That's the sad sick chain reaction of events that took that poor man's life, isn't it, Rob?
Rob Moore:
No, he gave an incorrect password!
Jack Loot:
Well that was my third choice.

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[picks up the phone]
David Mills:
Hello?
John Doe:
I admire you. I don't know how you found me, but imagine my surprise. I respect you law enforcement agents more everyday.
David Mills:
Well, I appreciate that... John. I tell you...
John Doe:
No, no, you listen, all right? I'll be readjusting my schedule in light of today's little... setback. I just had to call and express my admiration. Sorry I had to hurt... one of you, but I really didn't have a choice, did I?
David Mills:
Hmm.
John Doe:
You will accept my apology, won't you? I feel like saying more, but I don't want to ruin the surprise. [hangs up]

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Heidi:
Peter wouldn't leave without saying goodbye to me.

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Emperor:
In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.
Nacho:
So, what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.
Emperor:
Definitely.
Nacho:
[holds hand up] High Five.

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Dex:
Look at me. Look at me, okay? Technically, I shouldn't be getting laid, but I do. And do you know why, Dave? Because when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" The basic principle: We pursue that which retreats from us.
Rick:
It's from Heidegger.
Unnamed Guy Playing Poker:
Groucho Marks said the same thing. "Act like a woman can't join your club, and she'll do almost anything to get in."

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[Sophia enters speaking in horrified disbelief]
Sophia Gold:
Oh my God! America just told me that the *neighbors* are coming!
Sally Nash:
And here they are!
Sophia Gold:
Oh! And she was just saying how happy you were to finally have them over! Because the two of you are so... introspective and shy. Should have done it ages ago, basically.

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Francis:
[finds cadet Finley in a cupboard] Finley, what are you doing in here?
Cadet Finley:
Poquito Cabeza!
Francis:
Get out of there.
Cadet Finley:
I can't. I've been marked by the Brothers of the Apocalypse!
Francis:
Please. Five seniors with limited imaginations.
Cadet Finley:
Easy for you to say. You've got Stanley protecting you, and you're not holding Poquito Cabeza.
Francis:
Would you stop saying "Poquito Cabeza" so much?
Cadet Finley:
I can't. Poquito Cabeza! Would you turn in my math homework for me?
Francis:
[erasing Finley's name and writing his own] Poor Finley. He's good at math, right?
Brothers of the Apocalypse:
[chanting] Finley, Boom-ba-yay. Finley, Boom-ba-yay.
Cadet Finley:
[gets carried away by gang] Oh, no. Aaaah!
Cadet Stanley:
Hold it. Fruit Loops? [Finley hands him a cereal box]
Cadet Stanley:
Continue.
Cadet Finley:
[as gang continues to chant] No! No! No!

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Merry Men:
[singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo!
Monsieur Hood:
I steal from the rich and give to the needy...
Merry Man:
He takes a wee percentage...
Monsieur Hood:
But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!
Merry Men:
What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!
Monsieur Hood:
Break it down... [Merry Men Irish step dance]
Monsieur Hood:
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...
Merry Men:
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
Monsieur Hood:
Paid!
Monsieur Hood:
So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.
Merry Man:
[joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
Monsieur Hood:
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
Merry Men:
He's mad, he's really, really mad!
Monsieur Hood:
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start... [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops]
Princess Fiona:
Man, that was annoying!

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Marci Greenbaum:
[crying] He told me loved me, and I believed him.
Dr. Greenbaum:
Alright, just calm down. Take a deep breath, step out of the circle...
Marci Greenbaum:
Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit, Mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
Dr. Greenbaum:
What kind of pictures?
Marci Greenbaum:
Nude pictures, what do you think?
Dr. Greenbaum:
JESUS CHRIST! How could you be so stupid?
Marci Greenbaum:
He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand.

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John Polkinghorne:
People who tell you, for example, that science tells all you need to know about the world, or what science tells you is all wrong, or science tells us there is no God, those people aren't telling you scientific things. They are saying metaphysical things, and they have to defend their positions for metaphysical reasons.

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Mary Embrey:
[referring to Hancock] We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
Ray Embrey:
But you can, right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. I don't like to travel, I'm allergic to cats, I'm immortal. Those are like some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.
Mary Embrey:
Whatever we are, we're built in twos. We're drawn together. No matter how far I run, he's always there! He finds me. It's physics.
Ray Embrey:
Wait, what are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together?
Mary Embrey:
I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I learned - fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose.

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Police Officer:
We got a call saying that there was someone parked up here and you it's illegal after sunset...
Rosalee:
You got a call at this hour? From who? A racoon?

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Christian Finnegan:
If you went to the Democratic convention this summer, what your saying about yourself is, "Hey! Remember that guy that was doing charity work so that it would look good on his college application? That was me!"
Christian Finnegan:
If you went to the Republican convention this summer, what your saying about yourself is, "Hey! Remember that guy that was doing charity work so that it would look good on his college application? I was beating the crap outta that kid!"

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Man:
Hmm. [lets go of Ted's face and pulls out some money]
Man:
One hundred, two hundred, three hundred. Here you are.
Ted the Bellhop:
I thought you said five hundred.
Man:
No, I said three hundred.
Ted the Bellhop:
No, sir. I distinctly heard you say five hundred.
Man:
Are you calling me a liar?
Ted the Bellhop:
No, sir. What I'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said...
Man:
But what I last said was three hundred, and what you say last is what counts.
Ted the Bellhop:
Well, then, if you say five hundred one last time, we have a deal.
Man:
You fucking with me, pendejo?
Ted the Bellhop:
No, sir, but I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
Man:
[whispering] Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
Ted the Bellhop:
Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
Man:
No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. Five hundred.

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[Space Ghost is threatening Zorak]
Jerry Springer:
Whoa!
Space Ghost:
Whoa is what America's going to be saying when I spin his head off so fast it'll TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
Zorak:
Blah blah blah blah.
Space Ghost:
Oh, you WANT the time-travel spinning head!

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Jeff:
Do you know why women are able to train us? They are smarter than us. [cheers and applause from female audience members]
Jeff:
It ain't that big a deal. That's saying you're smarter than a creature who every time it takes its underwear off tries to catch them with its toes, flip them in the air, and catch them with its hand. [laughter]
Jeff:
You are smarter than that.

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Rita:
Now, Ms. Cossell, in all the time that you've known them, have you ever questioned Sam's ability as a father?
Annie:
Never.
Rita:
Never?
Annie:
Never. Look at Lucy. She's strong. She displays true empathy for people, all kinds of people. I know that you all think she's as smart as she is despite him, but it's because of him.
Rita:
So what you're saying is you don't worry about Lucy's future?
Annie:
No, I do.
Rita:
Ah...
Annie:
I worry all the time. I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her, and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.

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Dr. Leo Marvin:
Are you married?
Bob Wiley:
I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley:
There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
[pause] I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she... liked Neil Diamond?

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Eleanor Whitman:
We are just trying to get to the truth!
New York D.A.:
I get it! But what you need to remember is that there's what people want to hear, there's what people want to believe, there's everything else, THEN there's the truth!
Eleanor Whitman:
And since when it's that OK? I can't even believe you are saying this to me! The truth means responsibility, Arnie!
New York D.A.:
Exactly! Which is why everyone dreads it!

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Rosalee:
Do you think it's possible to love someone your whole life and never really realize it until something happens that makes you see?
Tad:
[looking puzzled but amazed] What's that from?
Rosalee:
It's not from anything, I'm just saying it to you.

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Vivi:
Teensy! I demand that you move this piece of shit outta my way, this very instant!
Teensy:
[takes off her sunglasses and glares directly at Vivi] Who do you think you're talking to?
Vivi:
I know she's there. Now, what is going on? Is betrayal absolutely everywhere?
Teensy:
[sarcastically] Yes. Your lifelong friends are programming your daughter to destroy you!
Vivi:
Well, somebody better tell me what's going on!
Teensy:
Vivi, calm down! You're just gonna have to trust us. If you go there now, you're gonna ruin EVERYBODY'S life!
Vivi:
What IS it with me "ruinin' everybody's life"? EVERYBODY, Teensy? Strangers are saying it now!
Teensy:
What strangers?
Vivi:
Connor. He yelled at me! She's walked out on their entire life, whatever that means.
Teensy:
[tersely] Go! Go home right now!
Vivi:
[shocked] Don't you talk to me like that. I'll knock you in the middle of next week!
Teensy:
Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday. Now get in the goddamn car and go home! [Vivi huffs at Teensy, then climbs into her car and slams the door]
Teensy:
Piece of shit.

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[talking on Larry King Live]
Caller:
That Republican Convention was one of the most hateful things. I'm a Republican, but I'll tell you what, Pat Robertson, personally, was one of the reasons why I voted against George Bush.
Larry King:
Okay, now, Pat, he's saying you would not let a pro-choice person share your party... or you would try to stop it.
Pat Robertson:
He just, uh, contradicted what I just said. I'm sitting here on this chair telling you something different and he said I won't do - how does he know what I'll do? Uh, I, I, think, uh, if he obviously didn't hear my speech at the convention because it closed with a beautiful story of a lovely lady holding a little, uh, starving child in her arm and, uh, it was a call for a, a better world and, and one nation under God. I can't see how anybody said that was hateful. I don't know where he's coming from but there's something there that is not just on the surface I think because I didn't say the things he said I did.
Larry King:
We'll be back with more Pat Roberson and Lyn Martin and more of your phonecalls on Larry King Live, then Tina Sinatra. Don't go away. [Show goes to commmercial break]
Pat Robertson:
That guy was a homo.

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Joe Miller:
We're standing here in Philadelphia, the, uh, city of brotherly love, the birthplace of freedom, where the, uh, founding fathers authored the Declaration of Independence, and I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.

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Jesse Campbell:
Why can't they just say it in English? I have scoliosis. I have to wear a back brace.
Dr. Andy Campbell:
What the doctor was saying is that the brace hasn't been helping like he thought it would.
Jesse Campbell:
So you mean I won't have to wear the brace any more?
Dr. Andy Campbell:
Well...
Jesse Campbell:
Give it to me straight, doc.
Dr. Andy Campbell:
You're going to need an operation.
Jesse Campbell:
[shocked but soft] Wow.
Dr. Andy Campbell:
Providing the operation goes well, you won't have to wear the brace.
Jesse Campbell:
You mean providing I live.

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Mitch Henessey:
Question. You keep saying "I this", "I that". Like well [pause]
Mitch Henessey:
it's like you don't need me anymore.
Charlie:
[looks at Mitch] Good point. [opens passenger side door]
Mitch Henessey:
Hey, hey [Charlie kicks him out of the car]
Mitch Henessey:
HEY! [Mitch rolls a couple times and ends up on the sidewalk]

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Derek Dietl:
Susan!
Susan Murphy:
Derek?
Derek Dietl:
I've been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want to to know, I forgive you.
Susan Murphy:
You forgive me?
Derek Dietl:
Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And I say maybe you didn't ruin everything, because I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is give them an exclusive interview with you.
Susan Murphy:
Really?
Derek Dietl:
Yes. I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Susan Murphy:
Derek, that's... amazing. Is the camera running?
Derek Dietl:
Of course.
Susan Murphy:
[Picks up Derek] Good, because I wouldn't want any of your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying goodbye, Derek! [Flicks him up in the air]
Susan Murphy:
B.O.B., could you...?
B.O.B.:
[after catching Derek] Derek, you're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over!
B.O.B.:
[to cameraman] Turn it off.

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Mr. Satrapi - Marjane's father:
[while saying goodbye to his daughter] Never forget who you are and where you're from.

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[Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]
Steve-Dave Pulasti:
Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?
Walt "Fanboy" Grover:
Tell 'em Steve-Dave.
Steve-Dave Pulasti:
Would you stop saying that?

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Dom:
Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse:
[saying grace] Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon:
Spirit.
Jesse:
Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you.
Leon:
Amen!
Dom:
Very nice.
Letty:
He was praying to the car gods.

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Gertrude:
Oh, Arthur... what a good friend you are to him, to us.
Lord Arthur Goring:
Yes, but we're not out of danger yet. In fact, I believe there's a rather popular saying about frying pans and fires, except now it is you and I, dear Gertrude, who are to be roasted.

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Buck Swope:
You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
Loan Officer:
This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Buck Swope:
Stop saying pornography! Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.

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Marty Cantor:
They were moving him to Albany Prison in the Isle of Wight while it happened. We think he's left the country.
Admiral Greer:
Marty, excuse me. Let's deal in what we know and not what we don't. We know he's escaped. We know it happened in Kent near the Channel. If he's left the country... Jack, listening? The chances he'd come here, that he'd try, that he could come here are so remote, I have trouble even saying it.
Jack Ryan:
And yet your first instinct was to come all the way here and tell me.

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Sam:
If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.
Andrew Largeman:
All right, so what are we laughing at you about?
Sam:
I lied again... I have epilepsy.
Andrew Largeman:
Which part are we laughing about?
Sam:
had a seizure at the law office where I work, and they told me their insurance wouldn't cover me unless I wore preventative covering.
Andrew Largeman:
What's preventative covering?
Sam:
The helmet I was wearing... Oh come on, that's funny. That's really funny, I mean I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work who isn't putting out fires or racing for NASCAR. But what do you do, I can't quit... their insurance is amazing, what do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.

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