Victor Melling: In place of relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun! Gracie Hart: Oh, *I* have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain? Victor Melling: Ah! But that is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me! Gracie Hart: You know what? I don't have relationships because I don't want them, an-an-and I don't have friends because I work 24/7. And you have no idea why I am the way that I am.
Jessica: Ugh, This is so stupid. We are missing out on the part of the year. Cassidy: I know, how inconvinent. Why couldn't Ellie have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow? Jessica: You know Cassidy, your sarcasm makes you sound like a bitch. And nobody likes a bitch.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Dave Buznik: How 'bout fiddle-faddels? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together. Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating I don't see how that's possible. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable.
Grace McCallister: Is sarcasm your only mode now, Jack? I mean, I know your only a teenager but it might be time to mix things up a bit.
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