Melissa: [in her office, she is showing Ace a video of the halftime routine performed by their missing mascot, Snowflake. She sees Ace chewing on either birdseeds or sunflower seeds, and spreading the leftovers in a neat pile on her desk] Would you like an ashtray? Ace Ventura: Hmm-mmm. I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.
Callie Webb: [during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA! [laughs maniacally]
Tiger: [Passes by a buffalo skeleton] Don't they ever dust this place? A guy can make a fortune out here selling... [the skeleton rises up and tries to attack Tiger; Tiger turns around and the skeleton goes back to where it was] Tiger: ... vacuum cleaners. [the skeleton rises up again, then back when Tiger turns; this happens repeatedly until the skeleton breaks into a tap-dance routine and collapses] Tiger: Dancing buffalo bones. Nah! [the skeleton suddenly jumps over Tiger, trapping him; Indian mice, which had been moving the skeleton in the first place, surround him]
Leigh: After awhile, watching someone and knowing someone like I know him feels right. It becomes a lifestyle that we both need. His routine is my routine. He way of living is the only way of living I know. Things feels safe.
Claire: He's really shy. Jack play's tough, but if he could just break out of his hard guy routine he could do anything. Jack's not dumb.
Courtney: I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?
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