[first lines]
Voice of Sean:
Ok, let me say this... If I lost my wife and, uh, the next day, a little bird landed on my windowsill, looked me right in the eye, and in plain English said, 'Sean, it's me, Anna. I'm back' What could I say? I guess I'd believe her. Or I'd want to. I'd be stuck with a bird. But other than that, no. I'm a man of science. I just don't believe that mumbo-jumbo. Now, that's gonna have to be the last question. I need to go running before I head home.
Dewey Finn:
...And Therefore E=MC2, oh, Miss Mullins, come in
Miss Mullins:
I'm sorry, to interupt but Miss. Lemmons said she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn:
Music? Uh, music. I havn't heard any music. Uh oh, you know what, Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right kids?
Miss Mullins:
Uh, well, what's that? [Points at guitar]
[Donkey and Shrek are looking at constellations in the night sky]
The Donkey:
So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
Shrek:
Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.
The Donkey:
Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?
Shrek:
That's the moon.
The Donkey:
Oh, okay.
[Space Ghost has received a phone call from his wife, Björk]
Space Ghost:
Uh, hey, honey, how are you?
Björk:
Do you like sulfur?
Space Ghost:
Sulfur? Sulfur's my favorite food, honey, you know that. Is that why you called me?
Björk:
Yeah.
Space Ghost:
Oh, great.
Björk:
Can I sing in Icelandic?
Space Ghost:
Uh, not now, honey, please, I'm right in the middle of, a, um... giant space war.
Björk:
I... I enjoy talking to you.
Space Ghost:
Uh, yes you do, but like I said, this, uh, space war, what can I do? [pause]
Space Ghost:
...aliens.
Björk:
Yeah?
Space Ghost:
Yeah, so, you have to go now.
Björk:
Okay.
Space Ghost:
Okay, so... I'll talk to you when there's... peace. In space.
Gus:
Pretend that she's real? I'm just not gonna do it.
Dagmar:
She is real.
Gus:
Well...
Dagmar:
She's right out there.
Gus:
Right, right, I get that, but I'm just not gonna, you know...
Dagmar:
You won't be able to change his mind, anyway. Bianca's in town for a reason.
Gus:
But - but...
Dagmar:
It's not really a choice.
Karin:
Okay. Okay, all right, we'll do it, whatever it takes.
Gus:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's gonna laugh at him.
Dagmar:
And you.
Todd Parker:
We're not leaving yet. We're here now, and we want something else from you. Hey... hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! We want something else from you.
Rahad Jackson:
...What?
Dirk:
Todd, what the hell are you doing man? Let's just go.
Todd Parker:
In the master bedroom... under the bed... in a floor safe. Understand?
Dirk:
What the fuck is the matter with you Todd, let's go! Come on, man!
Reed Rothchild:
Todd!
Todd Parker:
Shhhut up Dirk. I t... I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
Rahad Jackson:
Are you-are you kidding me, kitty?
Todd Parker:
Nah, I'm not, see? I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe! We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom on the fuckin' floor in the goddamn fuckin' floor safe, that's all!
Dirk:
Todd, don't be crazy, ok? [to Rahad]
Dirk:
Sir - we don't know anything about this, okay? This is not at all what we wanted.
Todd Parker:
Shut the fuck up Dirk. [to Rahad's bodyguard]
Todd Parker:
Do not reach for your gun, man, don't reach for your gun!
Todd Parker:
[Todd pulls out gun and aims it at bodyguard, Rahad shoots Todd in the shoulder, before fleeing to his bedroom, laughing maniacally; Dirk and Reed take cover as the bodyguard pulls out two pistols and starts firing at them, Todd then shoots the bodyguard]
Todd Parker:
He went in the bedroom!
Dirk:
Todd, what the fuck are you doin'?
Todd Parker:
He went in the bedroom!
Dirk:
Todd, what the fuck did you go crazy?
Todd Parker:
He's got coke and he's got cash, in that safe, in that bedroom and if we leave here without it, man we're fuckin' idiots, man! We came here to motherfuckin' do something and we can fucking do it, alright? Are you with me?
Reed Rothchild:
Todd, listen to me! Let's just split, man! Let's just split right this was not the thing! This was not supposed to be the thing, Todd!
Todd Parker:
That's what we goddamn came here to motherfuckin' do, and that's what I'm gonna fuckin' do right fuckin' now!
Dirk:
Fuck, no! Don't, don't! Don't be fucking stupid!
Rahad Jackson:
[Todd kicks down the door and is shot in the chest with a shotgun by Rahad] Come on, you puppies! [Rahad racks his shotgun and fires at Dirk and Reed]
Rahad Jackson:
It's comin' down for puppies!
Priscilla:
[referring to Puerto Rico] Where were you raised on the island?
Puchi:
Oh, um, no. THIS island.
Priscilla:
Here?
Puchi:
Right here. I don't even remember what a palm tree looks like.
Hector Lavoe:
It doesn't matter where she was raised, cause she got me now. Palm trees, beaches, pork hash, in person. It's like Berlitz dining.
Puchi:
Maybe, uh, one day I'll get back to Puerto Rico. I get there.
Hector Lavoe:
What did I say? You're there. Next, you meet my father. He thinks he owns the island.
Priscilla:
We're from Ponce. All of our family still lives there. Hector and I are the only ones here. The only ones left. So, how long have you guys known each other?
Puchi:
Oh, days.
Hector Lavoe:
But it's destiny. [Smiles at Puchi]
Priscilla:
[In Spanish] And your family? They live here?
Puchi:
Mm-hmm.
Priscilla:
Oh, I forgot. You don't speak Spanish.
Puchi:
No, I do. I do speak...
Priscilla:
Well, what does your family do?
Puchi:
[In an irriatated tone] Sell dope. Yeah. Why, are you with the FBI or something? Because we should get that out of the way right now. What are you...? You know what, Hector? I came here to eat, not to be grilled.
