Detective James Carter: Sister we appreciate you doing this! Sister Agnes: My pleasure! Chief Inspector Lee: Sister Agnes please ask who sent him? [asks in french] French Assassin: [speaks french] Sister Agnes: He says your both making a big mistake,that one day youll beg for mercy, he also said... Chief Inspector Lee: What? Oh please sister we have to know. Detective James Carter: There's lives at stake. Sister Agnes: Well he used the N word Detective James Carter: What? The N word you tell this little mother... Chief Inspector Lee: Carter, shes a nun. Detective James Carter: Sister you tell this piece of S word, that I will personally F word him up. French Assassin, Sister Agnes: [speaks french to assassin] [speaks french to sister Agnes] Detective James Carter: Did he say negro? Sister Agnes: He used the N word, but this time he mentioned your grandmother. Detective James Carter: You tell him that his mama's an H. Chief Inspector Lee: Carter I believe whore is spelled with an W. Detective James Carter: Right W, and his sister's a W and his grandmama is a two bit W who makes double cause she got no teeth you tell him I said that. French Assassin, Sister Agnes: [speaks french to assassin] [speaks french to Sister Agnes] Chief Inspector Lee: Did he say it again? Sister Agnes: No, this time he called this gentleman a word that means cat and another word that rhymes with maggot. Chief Inspector Lee: What? Well you can tell him hes a A.W. Detective James Carter: Ugh, Lee hole is spelled with an H. Sister Agnes: I have a dictionary upstairs. Chief Inspector Lee: Just call him an asshole! Sister Agnes: [assassin speaks french] He says you been both marked for death like Han and the girl.
Ernie: [on the phone] Syke's Whale Wash! You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really, really low, considering how good the wash is. Sykes: It's "oh my gosh!" "You get a whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!" Ernie: Got it! [the phone rings, and Ernie answers it] Ernie: Whale wash! Bernie: Rhymes with gosh! [both laugh] Sykes: [chasing the brothers off] Get out of here, you two! Go be useless someplace else!
Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension? Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up.
Bilko: [sung while jogging with his troops] I can Barely move my legs! / Do me a favor and kill me now! / Something, Something rhymes with "legs"! / My life is over anyhow!
Pike: Hey, check it out, electricity! Cole Davidson: No, no. No goddamn way am I going down there! Pike: Yeah right, killer ghost of an eight year old! Cole Davidson: I'm sorry that you got more balls than any of us do. Pike: What is that supposed to mean? Cole Davidson: Hey, relax, I was just kidding. It's always like you guys to take everything the wrong way! Pike: Guys? Which guys? Cole Davidson: Hey, y'know, it's cool baby. Your lifestyle is none of my business. Pike: My lifestyle? Cole Davidson: It's okay, I mean... I know... I understand... I'm with it, I like chicks too! Pike: Ha! Did Kimberley tell you I was gay!? Cole Davidson: Well, ... you know, ... Pike ... Dyke.. Pike: Yeah, and Cole rhymes with Asshole.
Tom Lone: Hello, Miss Phillips. Patience Philips: Hi. [to Sally] Patience Philips: This is the officer I was telling you about from earlier. Tom Lone: Detective Lone. Tom Lone. Sally: God that's such a good name. Tom Lone rhymes with cone, bone, phone. Not the rhyming's all that important. I must be in my cubicle alone.
In the boundaryless forests, there
Did I live the spring I
Pully, hauly, tug with a will; the gods wiggle waggle, but the sky stands still.
One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.
Sonny Valerio: What the fuck is his name? Louie: Ghost Dog. Sonny Valerio: What? Louie: Ghost Dog. Sonny Valerio: Ghost Dog? Joe Rags: He said Ghost Dog. Louie: Yeah. He calls himself Ghost Dog. I don't know, a lot of these Black guys today, these gangster-type guys, they make up names like that. Ray Vargo: Is that true? Sonny Valerio: Sure. He means like the rappers, you know, All the rappers, they got names like that: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice Cube, Q-Tip, Method Man. My favorite was always Flavor Flav from Public Enemy. You got the funky fresh fly flavor. [rhymes hip-hop verse] Ray Vargo: I don't know about that, but it makes me think of Indians. They got name like, uhh, Red Cloud, Crazy Horse, Running Bear, Black Elk. [makes elk noise] Sonny Valerio: Yeah. That kind of shit. Joe Rags: Yeah. Indians, Niggers, Same thing.
I box in yellow Gox box socks.
Belle Scott: I quit. That rhymes with shit. I quit this shit!
Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble, His brain is just not in the pink, His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double, Because everyone needs him to think.
And now he is singing a bard's curse upon you, O brother abbot, and upon your father and your mother, and your grandfather and your grandmother, nd upon all your relations.' Is he cursing in rhyme?' He is cursing in rhyme, and with two assonances in every line of his curse.' (
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