Jackie Brown: Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on people almost 20 years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits that ain't worth a damn. And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothing to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that shit is scarier than Ordell.
Jack: Harry! Tell me good news, man. Howard Payne: Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. He didn't make it. Jack: You, FUCK! Howard Payne: It was the watch that lead him to me, wasn't it? Huh? It seemed a little hammy to me to build a bomb out of my precious retirement gift, but, you know, I figured a sign that said "Howard Payne" would be pushing it. Jack: I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God.
Garfield: Holy cow. I could hear my footsteps. Mom... Dad... I'm home. Winston: Your highness! Garfield: You're talking to me, froggy? Winston: It's me, your trusty servant, Winston. Garfield: Hey... [shows off some fighting moves] Garfield: Warning, I don't fight fair. I scratch, and I bite. Winston: It's alright, sire. All is well now, your home. Garfield: Home? A retirement home, a happy home? So what is this... is this an insane asylum? Am I being kidnapped? Winston: Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, sire. Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted by your word. Garfield: Hey... trust me, windbag. There's no way I'm gonna give a speech to a bunch of deranged... Winston: And then of course, following your words, a royal feast. Garfield: [interested] I think I'm just gonna do a tight two minutes, see if that will calm 'em down, okay?
[after shooting and killing Lyman Collier] Paul Shannon: I didn't tell you, Lyman, but your retirement had already been arranged.
Jeremy Grey: Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning. John Beckwith: What? Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what"? What a great friend. John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overtime. John Beckwith: No overtime. Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home. Jeremy Grey: Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother. John Beckwith: Yeah. Jeremy Grey: That was my first Asian!
Sara: You know, this is all my fault. I was the one who thought that that place would be a nice retirement complex for me to live in. John: I told you when you moved in there, you could come live with me. Sara: Oh... [sly smile] Sara: What would the neighbors say? John: I think it would do wonders for my reputation; it might damage yours.
Julian Noble: I need a break. There's no retirement home for assassins is there? Archery at four. Riflery at five.
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