Jimmy Looks Twice: We choose the right to be who we are. We know the difference between the reality of freedom and the illusion of freedom. There is a way to live with the earth and a way not to live with the earth. We choose the way of earth. It's about power, Ray.
Miller: Weir? Dr. Weir: [laughing] The ship brought me back. I told you she won't let me leave - she won't let anyone leave. Did you really think you could destroy this ship? She's defied space and time. She's been to a place you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back. Miller: [sounding bored] I know. To hell. Dr. Weir: You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
Allen Ginsberg: There is a very famous saying among Tibetan Buddhists: "If the student is not better than the teacher, then the teacher is a failure." Allen Ginsberg: It's sort of a biblical prophecy. Allen Ginsberg: Poetry is words that are empowered to make your hair stand on end, that you realize instantly as being some form of subjective truth that has an objective reality to it, because somebody has realized it. Then you call it poetry later.
Officer Allen: Will he be OK, Doc? Psychologist: The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped. Officer Allen: But will he be all right out there? Psychologist: Oh yeah, he'll be fine.
Elizabeth: Now mom and dad really had something to fight over: me. Then one day my dad disappeared. No numbers, no letters - just gone. I wrote to seventeen magazine, a long letter about us. They wanted to publish it as an article, but kept asking, your dad going away, does he come back? Does it have a happy ending? In reality it didn't, but I thought, what the hell, I'll give them what they want.
Hannah Lorenz: Back to Reality with Nick Watson. Nick Watson: Thank you. You know I've been doing this for four years. With only a brief hiatus before this past year to interrupt. And I've discussed with you all manners of silly subjects. From my comments about snipers on the borders to Canada and Mexico... Andy Wolcienski: That's an idea I still support, by the way. Nick Watson: It's a good idea. To my line of Pope products for the Pope's unfortunately canceled visit to the United States. Andy Wolcienski: I still want my "Pope-On-A-Rope!"
Stevie: That's a reality check, kids. We're in the South, where ignorance is worn like a badge of honor.
Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar! Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation! [He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him. He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat] Jafar: Down, boy! Oh, princess, [lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff] Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to. Aladdin: [Flying towards him on carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her! Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality [brings Aladdin and Jasmine closer in the air] Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali! [zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it] Iago: Or should we say Aladdin? Princess Jasmine: [shocked] Ali Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin [turns Abu back to his normal self] Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me his personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one-way trip [sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, carpet flies in after the,] Jafar: so his prospects take a terminal dip his assets frozen, the venue chosen is the ends of the earth, [sends the pillar in the air] Jafar: whoopee! So long, Iago: Good bye, see ya! Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali! [laughs maniacly]
Eugene Matuzak: [after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Goddammit Ricky, if I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck! Ricky: Sorry chief. Max Walker: Looks like safe sex to me
Madeline Frost Santaros: Cock Chuggers Two: Cock Chuggin'? Who the fuck makes this shit? Huh? Boxer Santaros: Hey, hey, she just cut her own pop album. Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime. Keep an open heard and an open mind." Boxer Santaros: She's developing her own reality show, clothing line, perfume, and not to mention an energy drink which I tried, and her drink tastes really, really good. Can I see the Cock Chuggers?
[in the reality where Kayleigh is with Lenny] Evan: So, do you think it might have worked? Kayleigh: Yeah... But that's not how things wound up... I'm with Lenny, Lenny is your friend... and that's where it ends. Evan: Well... Would it make a difference if I told you that no one could possibly ever love anyone as much as I love you? [Kayleigh looks sympathetic about Evan's feelings] Evan: ...I'm not saying that, I am just saying it like if you were a girl, would that be something you would want to hear?
Ross McElwee: As time goes by, my father is beginning to seem less and less real to me in these images. Almost a fictional character. I want so much to reverse this shift, the way in which the reality of him is slipping away. Having this footage doesn't help very much - or, at least, not as much as I thought it would.
Gracie Hart: You know what... [grabs Eric in a headlock] Gracie Hart: Pull this off! What, is it because Macdonald hates me? Eric Matthews: He doesn't hate you! Gracie Hart: Is it some woman thing? [Eric knocks her to the floor] Eric Matthews: Don't kid yourself! Nobody thinks of you that way! [Gracie trips him and sits on his back, holding him down] Gracie Hart: He's punishing me, isn't he? Eric Matthews: [under Gracie] Look, I had to beg him to let you do this! Gracie Hart: What? Eric Matthews: Yeah, like it or not you screwed up, pal! [they roll over attacking each other] Gracie Hart: [Sitting on Eric again] This may come as a shock to you but I've never been in a beauty pageant before! I don't even own a dress! I don't even own a brush! [They roll around again] Eric Matthews: [with Gracie's thighs squeezing his head] Which part o' that is supposed to shock me? [Gracie slams her thighs against his head and they roll over on the floor again] Gracie Hart: [Eric's feet squeezing her face] Jesus! Let's just swing reality for like a second! I have to do everything like the big hair, and the makeup... Eric Matthews: Damn right! The spinning, the twirling, the smiling... Gracie Hart: [out of breath] So you're saying... I have to wear... the bathing suit?
Reality TV Host: We're here with Susan, who's always known her boyfriend Jim enjoys long walks in the park. But when she began to suspect he was up to more than just stopping to smell the roses, she contacted Caught Cheating, and we have our team of professional trackers along with Susan here for the confrontation.
Collins: In honor of the death of Bohemia, an improtu salon will commence immediately following dinner. Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electric chello, which she ain't never studied. Roger: And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. Mark: Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred. And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song. Roger: [picks up a guitar and plays] Mark: That doesn't remind us of Musetta's Waltz. Collins: Angel Dumont Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accomanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub. Angel: And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist, including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtural reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcast the words: All: Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!
Niko's Golf Game: [Niko hits a golf ball, it lands in a virtual reality golf game screen] 198 yards. Niko: [turns to see that Dorian has arrived] Hello, Dorian. Thanks for dropping by. Dorian Tyrell: Well, next time why don't you call, alright? Leave these delivery boys at home. [Niko grins at the thugs evilly, they force Dorian to ground, and one of them laughs as the other places a wooden tee in Dorian's mouth. He spits the tee out. One of them takes a gun out and holds it to Dorian's head, the other looks at Niko who nods, then places another tee in Dorian's mouth and puts a golf ball on it] Niko: [swings club slowly] The cops, ah... tried to shut the club down this morning. They say you've been running the place to make your own small-time scams. I hear things like that, and I start losing my concentration. And my game, it goes straight to HELL! [pulls the club back for swing] Niko: You could, too. [swings and hits the ball] Dorian Tyrell: Oh, ow! Niko's Golf Game: 205 yards. Niko: I'm fed up with you, Dorian. But I'm gonna cut you a break. One week to get out of town. [brushing Dorian's cheek with the club] Niko: After that, I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new 9-iron. [smacks the club away from his face, lifts Dorian up roughly and escorts him out of office]
James: [talking about charity causes] There's also the conjoined twins, which are like, those are Siamese twins, and I remember when I was a kid, I thought that it would be really awesome to have a conjoined twin because you'd always have a playmate, someone to hang out with, no matter what you'd never be lonely, but the reality is much more grim than that. It gets old very quickly, and it's hard to maneuver through like, a restaurant or whatever.
Deputy Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here. Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason. Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead. Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?
Jimmie Langton: Your only reality is the theater. Anything else, what civilians call the real world, is nothing but fantasy and I bloody well won't let you forget it. Julia Lambert: Rubbish.
Wallace: Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create.
American: What is your fucking agenda here? [pause] American: You people don't understand a fucking thing about how the world really works. Lone Man: I understand. But I understand subjectively. American: That's fucking nonsense. Your sick minds have been polluted with crap. Your music, movies, science. Fucking bohemians on hallucinogenic drugs. All that shit has poisoned you. And it has nothing to do with the real world. And I suppose you believe that by eliminating me, you will eliminate control over some fucking artificial reality. Lone Man: Reality is arbitrary. American: Fuck you.
Carol's Date: Just a little too much reality for a Friday night.
E.L.: I thought I told you to mail this yesterday? Rubin: Yeah, I posted it this morning. E.L.: [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH FUCK! [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video] E.L.: W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany. [Josh nods] E.L.: Yes! Josh: Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! Barry: Hey, hey. Josh: What? Barry: Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
Nick Watson: This is Nick Watson and the big old clock on the wall says fifty-four minutes remain before Reality signs off on WSKO for the last time.
Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material. Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that. Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years? Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself. Jane Lindquist: For who? Joe MacGonaughgill: I guess I don't know.
Lynne Cleveland: It was sobering... you're in shock at first, and then it's the reality of "Oh my gosh, it's really devastated our community."
Jericho Cane: They're not real. The Man: Would that matter? Jericho Cane: Oh, yes. The Man: I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.
Lonnrot: It's possible, but it isn't interesting. Treviranus: What has interesting got to do with anything? We're police officers. We deal in absolute reality. Lonnrot: Reality may avoid the obligation to be interesting, but a hypothesis may not.
Carlos Castaneda: Reality of consensus is only a very small segment of the total range of what we could feel as real. If we could learn to code reality or stimuli the way a shaman does, perhaps we could elongate our range of what we call real to a different interpretation. But the only way we have to code it is as hallucination. Madness. We cannot conceive that one could do it.
Linda Styles: A reality is just what we tell each other it is.
Hat Sister: There are three things I know in life: One, you make your own reality and destinies. Two, no matter where you move, no matter how many times you move, there will always be an International Male catalogue on your doorstep, and when you open it you'll feel fat. And number three, if you want something, really want something, for all the right reasons, grab it by the balls, and don't let go.
Bill: This ain't reality TV!
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