Father Boyce: Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he? Congregation: No. Father Boyce: If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it. Congregation: Amen.
Superman: You're first on my list! Granny Goodness: A joke! It was only a joke, my little sugardrop! Superman: I'm not laughing... Granny Goodness: Now, now, don't be cross. Let Granny make everything... better... [Shocking him with her punishment cane] Granny Goodness: Ungrateful brat! I gave you a glorious new life, and now you turn on dear old Granny!
Peter Shepherd: [in horror] Judy! Judy Shepherd: What? Sarah Whittle: What happened? Peter Shepherd: I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away. Judy Shepherd: [reading the sign on the board] 'A law of Jumanji having been broken, you will slip back even more than your token'. Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat? Peter Shepherd: No, I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on twelve. Sarah Whittle: Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating. Judy Shepherd: [in terror] Peter, your hands! Look at your hands! [Peter sees that he is growing monkey fur on his hands as a punishment for cheating]
Alan Bosley: [act naturally playing in the background] Huh? Yes! This one... I don't even have to ask but, I will. What do you think of this one? Blue Stanton: [rubbing head] Does the term, cruel and unusal punishment mean *anything* to you?
Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs? Gracie Hart: That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. [crowd is silent] Gracie Hart: And world peace! [crowd cheers ecstatically] Stan Fields: Isn't she lovely? Thank you, Gracie Lou. Gracie Hart: And thank *you*, Stan. [Gracie walks offstage] Victor Melling: That was charming. Are you drunk? Gracie Hart: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile!
Frank T. Hopkins: Get out of here mister. Leave me be. Yusef: This is not possible...I was charged with the crime of stealing milk. As punishment I have been assigned to the American and his horse. Frank T. Hopkins: You're working for me? Yusef: It was this or be removed of my left hand. The future will tell if I have chosen poorly.
Orator: Citizens of Venice! Look around you now at the disease and deaths that have taken over our once beautiful city, and tell me this plague is not a punishment from God! We are surrounded by harlots and courtesans! We must cast out those who tempt us for we are a city of shame of fornication and carnal practices that defy description. We will go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah and become dust in the sands of time!
Mia: [driving in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat? [lies down on the front seat] Mia: I am invisible, and I am wet.
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