Mr. Ray:
[introduction to the Bonus Features menu of the first disc of the DVD; Mr. Ray is singing] Let's make a selection, a selection, a selection. Let's make a selection on the D-V-D! Ohhhhh! Pick something.
Nemo:
[looks down at the reef] Cool!
Mr. Ray:
[all characters are off-screen past this point] Welcome explorers! So much to see, so much to learn. Let's go! [long pause]
Mr. Ray:
Okay, optical orbits up front, and let's pick a button.
Dory:
Uh! I'd like to see it with the commentary!
Marlin:
It's not up to you.
Dory:
Well, they might listen to me; I speak mammal. Choose the commentary!
Marlin:
Unbelievable...
Mr. Ray:
Sooo... Moving along! [pause]
Mr. Ray:
All scientific exploration is an act of discovery, so pick a button and discover what happens.
Bruce:
[Bruce's Easter egg narration on the same menu] Hullo. My name is Bruce. I promise to watch all the making-of features, listen to the complete audio-visual commentary, and search diligently for Easter Eggs. On my honor, so help me.
Betty Warren:
Dear Betty, I came to Wellesley because I wanted to make a difference. But to change for others is to lie to yourself. My teacher, Katherine Watson, lived by her own definition and would not compromise that, not even for Wellesley. I dedicate this, my last editorial, to an extraordinary woman, who lived by example and compelled us all to see the world through new eyes. By the time you read this, she'll be sailing to Europe, where I know she'll find new walls to break down, and new ideas to replace them with. [snapshot]
Betty Warren:
I've heard her called a quitter for leaving and aimless wanderer. But not all who wander are aimless, especially those who seek truth beyond tradition, beyond definition, beyond the image. I'll never forget you.
Millie:
Sam, what's going on here with George?
Sam:
Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just a joke.
Millie:
What kind of joke?
Sam:
Well, we are planning on stripping him, throwing him in the river, and then we are gonna make him run home naked. We have a plan and it involves a dare.
Millie:
A dare?
Sam:
Yeah. See, the only reason I didn't tell you before... [Sam gets interrupted by Millie]
Millie:
Who said I wanted to be a part of this?
Sam:
What about this? [Sam snaps his fingers]
Millie:
What's that?
Sam:
If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?
Millie:
It's totally mean, Sam.
Sam:
He's mean.
Millie:
He's a stupid fat kid. He's got problems, but he's obviously... Promise me you won't do anything to him.
Sam:
It's not just me.
Millie:
Promise me or I go back to the car.
Sam:
All right, I promise. I'll tell Rocky.
Caroline:
Now, promise me you won't tell them.
Annie:
What kind of person do you think I am?
Caroline:
I repeat: promise me you won't tell them. [they enter]
Caroline:
Hey, guys.
Del:
Hey, hey. What ya' been?
Annie:
Well, you guys won't believe this. Caroline and I were out at the ATM on Eighth St.
Caroline:
Okay, fine, let's just get it out in the open. I picked my nose and they got it on videotape. Give me your best shot. You may not get another opportunity like this. Caroline, you're so snotty. Caroline, don't be so picky.
Del:
Caroline, you picked your nose?
Richard:
Oh my God. And I use your pencils.
Annie:
Well, I was only going to say you lost your 200 bucks, but hey.
Ray:
Harry, I've got an idea.
Harry:
What?
Ray:
My room faces out the canal, right? I'm going to go back to me room, jump into the canal, see if I can swim to the other side and escape.
Harry:
All right.
Ray:
If you go outside around the corner, you can shoot at me from there and try to get me. That way we'll leave this lady and her baby out of the whole entire thing.
Harry:
You completely promise to jump into the canal? I don't want to run out there, come back in ten minutes, and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard.
Ray:
I completely promise, Harry. I'm not going to risk having another little kid dying on me.
Harry:
So, hang on - I go outside and I go which way? Right or left?
Ray:
[upset] You go right, don't you? You can see it from the doorway! It's a big fucking canal!
Harry:
All right. Jesus. I only just got here, haven't I? Okay, on the count of one, two, three, go. Okay?
Ray:
Okay. [long pause]
Ray:
What? Who says it?
Harry:
Well you say it.
Marie:
You people are crazy.
Loony Bin Jim:
Billy?
Jigsaw:
[choking up] Just when I think I'm okay... I catch my reflection in the mirror. Look what he's done to me! I'm horrible, horrible...
Loony Bin Jim:
No, no, no, no... [hugs him]
Loony Bin Jim:
Don't cry, brother. I promise you two things: one, I will kill Castle, slowly, and painfully. And two, you will never have to look at your reflection as long as you're with me. [Jim runs wildly around the hallway, smashing all the mirrors. Jigsaw starts laughing]
April Epner:
I know what I did to you, to you in particular. Kinda worst nightmare kind of thing, right? I knew that. Even at the time I knew that.
Frank:
What else?
April Epner:
I'll do it again, I will, I'll hurt you again and again. Not like that, you'd have to leave me if I hurt you like that. If we were together you would leave me if I hurt you like that again, wouldn't you?
Frank:
Yes. Yes, I would.
April Epner:
Good. But I'll hurt you in other ways, little ways, I won't mean to but I will. And sometimes I will mean to.
Frank:
This is quite an offer you've worked out.
April Epner:
You'll hurt me too, you know. You'll hurt me and change on me, you might even leave me after you promise you won't, how about that?
Frank:
I wouldn't.
April Epner:
But you might.
Frank:
But I wouldn't.
April Epner:
But... you might.
Frank:
Yeah, I guess I might.
