You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message?
Perfection' is man's ultimate illusion. It simply doesn't exist in the universe.... If you are a perfectionist, you are guaranteed to be a loser in whatever you do.
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon
Why wait, procrastinate now....
Never postpone until tomorrow what you can postpone until the day after.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
Procrastinate now. Don't put it off.
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.
Sam: You're the best I've ever seen at procrastinating. Max: I should be, procrastination is one of my favorite hobbies... Isn't it funny that my two favorite hobbies rhyme?
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
I see that I've become a really bad correspondent. It's not that I don't think of you. You come into my thoughts often. But when you do it appears to me that I owe you a particularly grand letter. And so you end in the
Time is an equal opportunity employer. Each human being has exactly the same number of hours and minutes every day. Rich people can't buy more hours. Scientists can't invent new minutes. And you can't save time to spend it on another day. Even so, time is amazingly fair and forgiving. No matter how much time you've wasted in the past, you still have an entire tomorrow.
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.
The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing.
If you believe you can accomplish everything by
From now on I hope always to stay alert, to educate myself as best I can. But lacking this, in Future I will relaxedly turn back to my secret mind to see what it has observed when I thought I was sitting this one out. We never sit anything out. We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. Having anybody watching that or attempting to share it with me would be grisly.
He had seen me several times, and had intended to call on me long before, but a peculiar combination of circumstances had prevented it.
Every duty that is bidden to wait comes back with seven fresh duties at its back.
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. Hobbes: What mood is that? Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
He who every morning plans the transactions of that day and follows that plan carries a thread that will guide him through the labyrinth of the most busy life.
Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal, while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before
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