Changing Lanes  - Quotes

 Gavin Banek:
It's like you go to the beach. You go down to the water. It's a little cold. You're not sure you want to go in. There's a pretty girl standing next to you. She doesn't want to go in either. She sees you, and you know that if you just asked her her name, you would leave with her. Forget your life, whoever you came with, and leave the beach with her. And after that day, you remember. Not every day, every week... she comes back to you. It's the memory of another life you could have had. Today is that girl.
 



The Whole Ten Yards  - Quotes

 
[Julie, Oz's receptionist, jumps Jimmy and chloroforms him]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Who are you?
Julie:
Jules. Jules Figueroa. Ring any bells? [Oz realizes she is the sister of one of Jimmy's victims]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Frankie Figs?
Julie:
[she nods] Yeah. Frankie Figs. He was my brother, and I'm pretty sure you knew him.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky:
Okay, I'll take that chloroform now.
Julie:
Yeah, I know you will! [she gasses him]
 

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Camp  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Vlad:
Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.
Michael:
I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.
Vlad:
If she'll forgive me.
Michael:
This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.
Ellen:
[to Vlad] Okay.
Michael:
What?
Vlad:
Really?
Ellen:
I'll go out with you.
Michael:
Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!
Ellen:
Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming. [to Vlad]
Ellen:
You coming in?
Vlad:
It's pretty cold.
Ellen:
I'll take my chances.
Vlad:
...Okay. [they jump in lake]
Ellen:
It's not that cold.
Vlad:
It's freezing.
Ellen:
Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael. [Michael jumps in lake]
Michael:
You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.
Ellen:
Oh yeah?
Michael:
Oh it's cold! Quit splashing! [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]
 



Avatar  - Quotes

 Jake Sully:
Look, I know you probably don't undertstand this... but, thank you.
Neytiri:
[Ignores him and speaks in Na'vi]
Jake Sully:
Thank you.
Neytiri:
[Speaks in Na'vi]
Jake Sully:
That was pretty impressive. I would have been screwed if you hadn't come along. [Neytiri stands up and leaves. Jake follows her]
Jake Sully:
Hey, wait a second! Where are you going? Wait up! Just, hey, slow down! I just wanted to say thanks for killing those things... [Neytiri hits him with her bow]
Jake Sully:
AH!Damn!
Neytiri:
Don't thank. You don't thank for this! This is sad. Very sad only.
Jake Sully:
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Neytiri:
All this is your fault. They did not need to die.
Jake Sully:
My fault? They attacked me! How am I the bad guy?
Neytiri:
Your fault! Your fault.
Jake Sully:
Easy. Easy...
Neytiri:
You are like a baby. Making noise, don't know what to do.
Jake Sully:
Fine. If you loved your little forest friends... why not let them kill me? What's the thinking?
Neytiri:
Why save you?
Jake Sully:
Yeah, why save me?
Neytiri:
You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid! Ignorant like a child! [Neytiri walks away and Jake follows after her]
Jake Sully:
Well, if I'm like a child, then maybe you should teach me.
Neytiri:
Sky People can not learn, you do not see.
Jake Sully:
Then teach me how to see.
Neytiri:
No one can teach you to see.
 

Sealab 2021  - Quotes

 Hesh:
[rapping] You're one year older / One year wiser / Rock 'n' roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser / A room full of friends / A mouth full of cake / Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great / You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P. / You get the first slice of the P-I-E / So blow out your candles and make a wish / Put a smile on, 'cuz it's your birthday, bitch!
 

George of the Jungle  - Quotes

 
[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook]
Lyle:
Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.
 

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Die Another Day  - Quotes

 Miranda Frost:
[door opens; Jinx kicks Zao in the face] Ooh! Yeah, nice moves just like Bond. He was pretty vigorous last night as well.
Jinx:
He did you? I didn't know he was that desperate.
Miranda Frost:
Well, he's not coming back for you. He just died running, trying to save his own skin. Yeah. [attempts to touch the leather of Jinx's jacket but Jinx pushes her away]
Miranda Frost:
Oh, that's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
 

Live Free or Die Hard  - Quotes

 Matt Farrell:
Jesus Christ. It's a fire sale.
John McClane:
What?
Matt Farrell:
It's a fire sale.
Deputy Director Miguel Bowman:
Hey! We don't know that yet.
Taylor:
Yeah, it's a myth anyway. It can't be done.
Matt Farrell:
Oh, it's a myth? Really? Please tell me she's only here for show and she's actually not in charge of anything.
John McClane:
Hey, what's a fire sale?
Matt Farrell:
It's a three-step... it's a three-step systematic attack on the entire national infrastructure. Okay, step one: take out all the transportation. Step two: the financial base and telecoms. Step three: You get rid of all the utilities. Gas, water, electric, nuclear. Pretty much anything that's run by computers which... which today is almost everything. So that's why they call it a fire sale, because everything must go.
 

Sister Act  - Quotes

 Sister Mary Patrick:
We did it! We actually sang a chord!
Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
I knew that.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Twice a week, couple hours.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Do you really think they could get better?
Sister Mary Clarence:
I don't know, they're pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick:
Oh please let us try.
Sister Mary Clarence:
This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Tell me about it.
 

Adventureland  - Quotes

 Guest:
I love what you've done with the house.
Francy:
Thank you.
Mr Lewin:
It's clean.
Em Lewin:
I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if you ask me.
Francy:
Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin:
No, it's not.
Francy:
I think you own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin:
I don't owe you shit.
 

Bugsy  - Quotes

 Virginia:
Well [laughs]
Virginia:
my oh my, you're pretty ferocious for a mom's concern, aren't ya? The rest of the time you're just some good-looking, sweet-talking, charm-oozing, fuck-happy fellow with nothing to offer but some dialogue. Dialogue is cheap in Hollywood Ben... why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda.
 

Christmas Angel  - Quotes

 Nick Anderson:
So how'd it go today?
Ashley Matthews:
[hesitantly] Oh, you know. It went pretty good.
Nick Anderson:
Pretty good?
Ashley Matthews:
I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just gonna say it. Uh, that reporter you got a phone call about, the one who wants to write a story on you, and who I accidentally went out with, uh... he's helping me.
Nick Anderson:
Well that's interesting.
Ashley Matthews:
I couldn't do it alone. And he knows how it works now. He wants to interview you. I'm sorry. Nick, say something.
Nick Anderson:
You like him, don't ya?
Ashley Matthews:
Do not. [Nick laughs]
 

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Extreme Measures  - Quotes

 Dr. Guy Luthan:
[is speaking on phone] Judith, it's Guy. Listen. I've been shot. Listen, they're hijacking people from the hospital and using them as some sort of research... I'm pretty sure that's what Triphase is, it's a kind of research program and someone at Grammercy is working for them! Listen, there's a cop, called Stone, call him, he might believe me, Judith please pick up...
 

Step Brothers  - Quotes

 Brennan Huff:
You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback:
Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.
 

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Sealab 2021  - Quotes

 Marco:
You know, you throw a pretty good punch, Captain.
Captain Murphy:
Well, there were a lot of bullies in my neighborhood when I was a kid.
Marco:
Your dad got you boxing lessons?
Captain Murphy:
No, I just got beat up a lot. So now when I get the chance I like to sucker punch people.
 

The Hurt Locker  - Quotes

 Spc. Owen Eldridge:
Aren't you glad the Army has all these tanks parked here? Just in case the Russians come and we have to have a big tank battle?
Sergeant JT Sanborn:
I'd rather be on the side with the tanks, just in case, than not have them.
Spc. Owen Eldridge:
Yeah, but they don't do anything. I mean, anyone comes alongside a Humvee, we're dead. Anybody even looks at you funny, we're dead. Pretty much the bottom line is, if you're in Iraq, you're dead. How's a fucking tank supposed to stop that?
Sergeant JT Sanborn:
Would you shut the fuck up, Owen?
Spc. Owen Eldridge:
Sorry. Just tryin' to scare the new guy.
 

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Garfield  - Quotes

 Garfield:
OK, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew, and rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. [cats & dogs start growling, and rats start squeaking]
Garfield:
Canines, felines, and 'vermines', it's showtime!
 

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Rent  - Quotes

 Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] I can't control
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Control your temper
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] My destiny
Roger Davis:
[Sung] She doesn't see
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] I trust my soul
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Who says that there's a soul
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] My only goal, is just to be
Roger Davis:
Just let me be!
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung in time with Roger] There's only now, there's only here. Give into love, or live in fear. No other path, no other way. No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Who do you think you are? Barging in on me and my guitar. Little girl hey, the door is that way.
Mimi:
[Sung] No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] The fire's dead anyway.
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Take your powder, take your candle.
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Take your brown eyes, your pretty smile, your silouette.
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Another time, another place, another round, a warm embrace.
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] No day but today.
Roger Davis:
[Sung] Another dance another way, another chance, another day
Collins, Mark, Mimi, Angel:
[Sung] No day but today.
 

A Few Good Men  - Quotes

 Col. Jessep:
Matthew, sit, please. [Lt. Markinson sits]
Col. Jessep:
What do you think of Kendrick?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson:
Nathan, I don't know that...
Col. Jessep:
I think he's kind of a weasel, myself. But he's an awfully good officer, and in the end we see eye to eye on the best way to run a marine corps unit. We're in the business of saving lives, Matthew. That's a responsibility we have to take pretty seriously. And I believe that taking a marine who's not yet up to the job and packing him off to another assignment, puts lives in danger. [Lt. Markinson begins to stand]
Col. Jessep:
Matthew, siddown. [he sits]
Col. Jessep:
We go back a while. We went to the Academy together, we were commissioned together, we did our tours in Vietnam together. But I've been promoted up through the chain of command with greater speed and success than you have. Now if that's a source of tension or embarrassment for you, well, I don't give a shit. We're in the business of saving lives, Captain Markinson. Don't ever question my orders in front of another officer.
 

The Bucket List  - Quotes

 Carter Chambers:
Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain. And that was against the law.
 

Crossing Jordan  - Quotes

 Devan Maguire:
I've always been a good judge of character. I read people very well and I don't think he's guilty.
Woody:
I'm a pretty good judge of character too Devan. I had you pegged didn't I?
Devan Maguire:
Don't tell me... Pushy, driven...
Woody:
And sometimes intolerable. See... Impressive isn't it?
 

Adventureland  - Quotes

 Sue O'Malley:
What are you majoring in?
Joel:
Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley:
Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel:
Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.
 

A Little Princess  - Quotes

 
[the amnesiac Capt Crewe comes across Sara crying in a corner of a darkened room]
Capt. Crewe:
What is it? Why are you crying? Please tell me. I won't hurt you. Won't you tell me your name?
Sara Crewe:
[sobbing] Sara.
Capt. Crewe:
'Sara'... that's such a pretty name.
Sara Crewe:
[there is a flash of lightening, and the lights suddenly come back on] Papa...?
Capt. Crewe:
What did you say? [she runs to him, and he tries to hold her away]
Capt. Crewe:
I'm sorry...
Sara Crewe:
Papa, it's me! It's Sara!
Capt. Crewe:
Do you know me?
Sara Crewe:
Papa, don't you remember me? Papa, please! You've got to know me! It's Sara, remember? Remember India and Maya? Remember the Ramayana... and Emily? And the locket with Mama's picture?
Capt. Crewe:
[still struggling to push her away] No...
Sara Crewe:
Papa, please!
Charles Randolph:
[Mr Randolph arrives with Miss Minchin and the police] Do you know this man?
Sara Crewe:
Papa, tell them!
Miss Minchin:
[recognizes Captain Crewe] This child has no father. Take her away!
Sara Crewe:
[a police man tears Sara away and carries her, kicking and screaming, from the room] No! No! Papa!
Capt. Crewe:
I'm so sorry...
 

Elf  - Quotes

 Buddy:
Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
Deb:
Oh, you just made my day!
 

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The Wedding Singer  - Quotes

 Billy Idol:
Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is…
 

The Cake Eaters  - Quotes

 Beagle:
So what's wrong with you anyway?
Georgia:
I have Frederick's Ataxia. It's a neuromuscular disease.
Beagle:
Is that why you talk kind of like you're drunk?
Georgia:
I do?
Beagle:
I mean, um, you, it, just slurred a little...
Georgia:
No, I get it all the time
Beagle:
I just didn't know. I didn't know anything about it. I didn't mean to offend you
Georgia:
No, you didn't. It's a genetic disorder of some kind.
Beagle:
Are you gonna get better?
Georgia:
No, this is pretty much as good as it's gonna get until my heart gives out. I don't know when that's going to be.
 

O Brother, Where Art Thou?  - Quotes

 Siren, Siren, Siren:
[singing] Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / You and me and the devil makes three / Don't need no other lovin' baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / Come and lay your bones on the alabaster stones / And be my ever lovin' baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / Your momma's gone away and your daddy's gone to stay / Didn't leave nobody but the baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / Everybody's gone in the cotton and the corn / Didn't leave nobody but the baby // You're a sweet little baby / You're a sweet little baby / Honey in the rock and the sugar don't stop / Gonna bring a bottle to the baby // Don't you weep pretty baby / Don't you weep pretty baby / She's long gone with the red shoes on / Gonna meet another lovin' baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / You and me and the devil makes three / Don't need no other lovin' baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / You and me and the devil makes three / Don't need no other lovin' baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / Your momma's gone away and your daddy's gone to stay / Didn't leave nobody but the baby // Go to sleep you little baby / Go to sleep you little baby / Come and lay your bones on the alabaster stones / And be my ever lovin' baby
 

We Were Soldiers  - Quotes

 Sergeant Major Basil Plumley:
Seen the new rifles too, the M-16.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
That's supposed to be a pretty good weapon.
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley:
Ahh, lotsa plastic. Feels like a BB gun to me. Believe I'm gonna stick with my pistol.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
Think we're gonna get close enough to the enemy to use that?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley:
What do you think, sir?
 

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The Matrix  - Quotes

 Agent Smith:
We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo:
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger [He does]
Neo:
and you give me my phone call.
 

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Before Sunrise  - Quotes

 Street Poet:
Daydream delusion, limousine eyelash / Oh baby with your pretty face / Drop a tear in my wineglass / Look at those big eyes / See what you mean to me / Sweet-cakes and milkshakes / I'm a delusion angel / I'm a fantasy parade / I want you to know what I think / Don't want you to guess anymore / You have no idea where I came from / We have no idea where we're going / Lodged in life / Like branches in a river/ Flowing downstream / Caught in the current / I carry you / You'll carry me / That's how it could be / Don't you know me? / Don't you know me by now?
 

Road Trip  - Quotes

 Barry:
[First Line]
Barry:
Welcome to the University of Ithica. This is it, right here. This is what we're talkin about. I'm gonna give you a good tour today. Show you as much, as much as you need to know, plus a, plus a whole lt more actually. So this is the main area of the University. You'll be getting used to this area. This is sort of where you congregate with your friends and classmates. Come in around me everyone, come in around me. Don't straggle. We've had prblems... I've had problems with stragglers before, okay? They get lost in the back. They get hit by trucks, okay? It's not pretty, It's not pretty when it happens. This is the uh... By the way this is the Joseph H. Nelson library here, okay? It was built in the, uh... 1600s.
Student in the Tour:
1600s? It says 1951. [snickering]
Barry:
[Turns & looks, faces group] That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.
 

Defending Your Life  - Quotes

 Bob Diamond:
Being from Earth, as you are, and using as little of your brain as you do, your life has pretty much been devoted to dealing with fear.
Daniel Miller:
It has?
Bob Diamond:
Well everybody on Earth deals with fear -- that's what little brains do.
Bob Diamond:
...Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything -- real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.
Daniel Miller:
God... my three percent is swimming.
 

Couples Retreat  - Quotes

 Dave:
Hi, I'm Dave.
Ronnie:
Ronnie.
Dave:
That's a pretty name.
Ronnie:
Thank you.
Dave:
Do you have a phone? I need to call God and tell Him that one of His angels is missing.
Ronnie:
That's a cheesy line.
Dave:
I know, I have been out of it for a while. I've been married to this really hot redhead.
 

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The Princess and the Frog  - Quotes

 Dr. Facilier:
[to Naveen, singing] Now you, young man, are from across the sea / come from two lines of royalty. I'm royal myself, on my mother's side... Your spirits are high, but your funds are low... / You need to marry a pretty honey whose daddy got some dough!... Mum and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?
Prince Naveen:
Sad, but true!
Dr. Facilier:
Now you gotta get hitched. But hitching ties ya down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place! But freedom takes GREEN... [turns the cards into dollars]
Dr. Facilier:
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green that you need / and in your future it's the green I see!
 

Max Payne  - Quotes

 
[Max is still hallucinating on Valkyr, and encounters the same note as before]
Max Payne:
There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.
Michelle Payne:
[the note reads] You're in a computer game, Max.
Max Payne:
The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
 

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations  - Quotes

 Anthony:
Pretty much all I know about Sweden comes from travel books and subtitled foreign films. [Cut to a "Swedish film"; a barren winter landscape narrated by a man and woman speaking in Swedish, with English subtitles]
Man:
When does the bus come?
Woman:
The bus never comes.
Man:
Then I want to die.
Woman:
We all want to die. [Beat]
Woman:
I hear ABBA is considering a reunion tour. [Beat]
Man:
Really?
Anthony:
[voiceover] Ahh, Sweden...
 

Desert Saints  - Quotes

 Bennie Harper:
You sure are a tough guy.
Arthur Banks:
What are you talking about?
Bennie Harper:
You talk like a tough guy, you walk like a tough guy, you even order drinks like a tough guy...
Arthur Banks:
I'm not a tough guy - I'm just careful!
Bennie Harper:
Careful of what?
Arthur Banks:
Of pretty women...
 

Cutthroat Island  - Quotes

 Morgan:
[about his sword fighting] Very pretty Mr. Shaw.
William Shaw:
Thank you, ma'am. I had the good fortune to study with a grand master in Vienna.
Morgan:
Glasspoole!
Glasspoole:
Aye!
Morgan:
[to Shaw] Now, stop diddling and kill the man.
William Shaw:
Kill him? Bless me, we never got to that.
 

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Rent  - Quotes

 Angel:
New York City.
Collins:
Mm-hm.
Angel:
Center of the universe.
Collins:
Sang it, girl!
Angel:
Times are shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse.
Mark:
Yeah, I hear that.
Angel:
It's a comfort to know, when you're singing the hit the road blues... [sung]
Angel:
That anywhere else you could possibly go after New York would be [whispered]
Angel:
a pleasure cruise!
 

Dopamine  - Quotes

 Rand:
These are my fat pills actually, I grew up fat. Seriously, my parents they never stopped me from having a second helping of whatever so I kind of blew up from there.
Rand:
The doctor diagnosed me with hyperthyroidis, prescribed this drug Syntac. Right after I started taking it, I started feeling like I had more energy, I started swimming and stuff,by Junior year in high school I was pretty much normal.
Sarah McCaulley:
I've read somewhere lately that they've been doing a lot of placebo work with thyroid problems?
Rand:
This is definitely not a placebo.
Sarah McCaulley:
How do you know? Let me guess... you got a feeling?
Rand:
That's very funny I didn't know you were a comedian!
 

Saved!  - Quotes

 Cassandra:
So, Patrick asked you out and you turned him down? The boy is a tomcat, even if he is a big JC freak. And - double plus bonus - I'm pretty sure he's not a 'mo.
Mary:
He's Pastor Skip's son, and I'm about to pop a baby out.
Cassandra:
I should tell Patrick to act gay around you, maybe then he'll get a little action.
 

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The Powerpuff Girls  - Quotes

 Blossom:
MOJO!
Mojo Jojo:
Back so soon?
Blossom:
We had a deal, Mojo!
Mojo Jojo:
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine.
Blossom:
You're a bad monkey, Mojo!
Mojo Jojo:
I know.
 

The Rundown  - Quotes

 Beck:
I need you to make a choice for me.
Travis:
What choice?
Beck:
Option A or Option B. Option A: we walk out of here nice and easy, we go back to the airstrip, and then we begin our long journey back to Los Angeles. There'll be no bruises, no broken bones, and no problems.
Travis:
What's in Los Angeles?
Beck:
Your father.
Travis:
What's Option B?
Beck:
Pretty much the opposite of A. But I wouldn't recommend that one.
 

Jackie Brown  - Quotes

 Ordell Robbie:
Is she dead, yes or no?
Louis:
Pretty much.
 

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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story  - Quotes

 Bill Krieger:
[after Bruce's 60 second fight] Hey, there.
Bruce Lee:
Yes?
Bill Krieger:
You look pretty fast out there, kid.
Jerome Sprout:
No. He was too slow, and he took too long.
Bill Krieger:
[to Bruce] You looked fast to me. Can you do some of that in front of a camera? You see, I am a producer.
Jerome Sprout:
[not believing a word Kreiger is saying] Right, and "I'm" Marvin Gaye. [laughs]
 

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Seabiscuit  - Quotes

 Red Pollard:
How far do you want me to take him?
Tom Smith:
Till he stops.
Red Pollard:
Okay... Sounds like a pretty good ride.
Tom Smith:
Hope so.
 

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Set It Off  - Quotes

 Keith Weston:
[in a romantic tone] Looking into those beautiful pretty brown eyes... are you cross-eyed?
Lida 'Stony' Newsom:
[smiles] No, your head is just small!
Keith Weston:
[laughs] My head is small?
Lida 'Stony' Newsom:
[laughing] Yeah, it makes my eyes go this way...
Lida 'Stony' Newsom:
[puts her fingers together near her eyes] I have to focus in on your little peanut...
Keith Weston:
Oh, my peanut! [continues to laugh]
Lida 'Stony' Newsom:
No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]
 

The Faculty  - Quotes

 Clark Edwards:
Let's not start with the nerd jokes just because I enjoy the Internet. You know, there's some pretty racy stuff on here.
Luis Jackson:
Yeah, there's nothing hotter than sitting alone, downloading pictures of naked women. Just you and your little mouse!
 

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Try Seventeen  - Quotes

 Brad:
It's been three years since I had sex, Jones.
Jones:
Woah.
Brad:
Did you say "woah"? Three years of celibacy deserves more than "woah". "Woah" doesn't come close.
Jones:
Try seventeen.
Brad:
What, years?
Jones:
The first twelve are pretty easy.
Brad:
What about the, uh... [indicates the girl upstairs]
Jones:
[shakes head]
Brad:
So you're a...
Jones:
[nods]
Brad:
Woah.
 

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Screamers  - Quotes

 Becker:
You just got out of basic training, didn't you? It's pretty obvious you're a rookie. You think you're the center of the universe but you're not. We're just insignificant little specks, you and me. We're not gonna change the world. we're not gonna win the war. Nobody's gonna care when we die.
 

Nixon  - Quotes

 Richard M. Nixon:
Well you live pretty well out here. I understand why you want to keep your budgets classified.
 

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No Country for Old Men  - Quotes

 El Paso Sheriff:
Yea, well, none of that explains your man though.
Ed Tom Bell:
Uh-huh.
El Paso Sheriff:
He's just a goddamn homicidal lunatic, Ed Tom.
Ed Tom Bell:
I'm not sure he's a lunatic.
El Paso Sheriff:
Yea well what would you call him?
Ed Tom Bell:
Well, sometimes I think he's pretty much a ghost.
El Paso Sheriff:
Oh he's real all right.
Ed Tom Bell:
Oh yea.
El Paso Sheriff:
Yea all that over at the Eagle Hotel? Huh, it's beyond everything.
Ed Tom Bell:
Yea. Got some hard bark on him.
El Paso Sheriff:
Well... , well that don't hardly say it. He shoots the desk clerk one day, walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel.
 

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Nacho Libre  - Quotes

 Nacho:
And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?
Juan Pablo:
Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.
Chancho:
No he's not.
Juan Pablo:
Can I have his autograph? Please?
Nacho:
Okay, I'll see what I can do.
Nacho:
Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?
Nacho:
Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.
 

American Splendor  - Quotes

 Harvey Pekar:
Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff.
 

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The Hangover  - Quotes

 Stu Price:
[playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, [stops suddenly]
Stu Price:
well then we're shit out of luck.
 

Martian Child  - Quotes

 David:
Dennis, can I just say one last thing about Mars? - which may be strange coming from a Science-Fiction writer - But right now, you and me here, put together entirely of atoms, sitting on this round rock with a core of liquid iron, held down by this force that seems to trouble you, called gravity, all the while spinning around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour and whizzing through the milkyway at 600,000 miles an hour in a universe that very well may be chasing its own tail at the speed of light; And admist all this frantic activity, fully cognisant of our own eminent demise - which is our own pretty way of saying we all know we're gonna die - We reach out to one another. Sometimes for the sake of entity, sometimes for reasons you're not old enough to understand yet, but a lot of the time we just reach out and expect nothing in return. Isn't that strange? Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird enough? The heck do ya need to be from Mars for?
 

Conspiracy Theory  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Jerry Fletcher:
[starts singing] I need you, baby. To warm the lonely nights... [Flip and Lowry join in:... Oh pretty baby... ]
Jerry Fletcher:
We got a future.
 

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Men of War  - Quotes

 Po:
You want some company tonight, boss? Loki! Can be pretty lonely in the jungle.
Nick:
No, I don't need any company.
Jimmy G:
[whispering] Shit, I'll take her Nick! [Nick stares badly at him]
 

Matchstick Men  - Quotes

 Frank Mercer:
[narration from Frank's letter to Roy] Dear Roy, You're probably pretty upset. I don't blame you. You taught me most of what I know, so I suppose I owe you better than this. But you always told me if I ever got a shot at a big score, I should take it. And that's what I did. Sorry about the sap on the head, by the way, and for everything else. You always said guys like us can't afford to have regrets about what we do. That's gonna be a little harder for me, but I'll manage. If it makes any difference, you're the best I ever saw. I'd never find a better partner, and now I won't have to. I love you, man. Frank. P.S. Enjoy the gift. [chuckles]
 

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Training Day  - Quotes

 Alonzo Harris:
You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt:
Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris:
I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt:
Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris:
That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?
 

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