Patrick Bateman: [voiceover] I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
[Tulio, Miguel and Altivo have finally, after much effort, all gotten into the rowboat and avoided getting run over by any of the ships] Tulio: Did any of the supplies make it? Miguel: Um, well, yes and no. [Tulio looks: Altivo is eating the few supplies that did make it] Tulio: Oh, great! Miguel: Hey, Tulio, look on the positive side: at least things can't get... [a thunder clap. It starts pouring rain] Tulio: Excuse me, were you about to say "worse"? Miguel: No. Tulio: No? You're sure? Miguel: Definitely not, I'm going to revise that whole thing. Tulio: Yeah. We are at least in a rowboat. Miguel: We are in a rowboat. [the boat drifts away to reveal the sharks following it]
Reporter: What about the rumours that the president had a nervous breakdown? Chief of Staff: Nervous breakdown? Look fellows, I'd like to remind everyone that we're still at war here. The terrorists are going to exploit any sign of weakness and it's not a question of if, but when they're going to launch a major attack ending life on earth as we know it, so let's just try to keep a positive attitude.
Z: Okay, I've gotta give myself a positive attitude. A good attitude even though I'm utterly insignificant. I'm, I'm insignificant... but with attitude.
Thurgood Stubbs: Just goes to show I don't have to go to the hospital to get positive results!
Kip: LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
James: [in a meeting with Larry] So I also have this piece, this is my anti-drug piece, it's called "High on Joy." A crack addict will look at this and say, "What am I doing wasting my life smoking all this crack when I could be high on joy?" Over here we have a mascot that I've created. His name is Felix, he's created to tune into the Latino community. He's Latino - you can tell he is because he's wearing a sombrero and a poncho, as Latinos do. You may or may not know, but about 75% of all homeless people are Latino. Larry: Where did you, uh, hear that? James: Well, I've taken my own random sampling with, uh, there's four guys that live like, on my block and three of them are Latino - 75%. I mean, the one guy is black. He could be, like, a dark-colored Latino but that wouldn't really make any sense, because that would mean 100% of homeless people are Latino. [Larry nods] James: Felix has a lot of slogans that will appeal, give positive messages to the Latino community. Right here, Felix is saying "No complainin', hombre!" I imagine, down in the barrio, people will be saying this to each other all the time - it's like their own sort of, uh...”What's up, doc." [Larry smiles]
Hooper: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by *white* artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hatin' Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary. Holden: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you? Hooper: Who said that? Holden: I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy. Hooper: Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigger!
Alyssa: You know, losing mom was bad enough. But finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that God hates me.
Elliot Moore: [notices a plant moving inside the house they'd intruded upon, slowly walks to it and begins speaking softly to it] Hello? My name is Elliot Moore. Just want to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and then we're just going to leave. I hope that's OK. [feels the plant] Elliot Moore: Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. [pauses] Elliot Moore: I'm still doing it.
Dave Spritz: I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that's who I am, the weather man.
Jed Clampett: Elly, Nature made you a girl, and here lately she's been gettin' more and more positive about it.
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [talking on the phone] I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light. JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal: So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"? Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Right.
Professor Dorr: [climbing up a tree after the cat] I was a positive lemur.
Orin Boyd: Strutt, Useldinger, Montini, they're all dirty. Annette Mulcahy: Look, are you positive about this? What proof do you have?
Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out. Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack? Harry Potter: It's too small. Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest? Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely! Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out? Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules. Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger? Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today. Harry Potter: What's that? Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?
Roger Murtaugh: Assault gun... who's this joker? Martin Riggs: I don't know, spokesman for the NRA, maybe. Roger Murtaugh: Regular asshole. What do we do now? Martin Riggs: Run him over. Roger Murtaugh: What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle? Martin Riggs: Well he hasn't yet. Have you thought about that? Roger Murtaugh: Well, what if he does? Martin Riggs: Don't be a don't-be, be a do-be. Come on, Rodge, be positive. Roger Murtaugh: Positive? Martin Riggs: Yeah! Roger Murtaugh: Well, let's run him over! Martin Riggs: Good, I'm glad you see things my way. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, yeah, I hope he doesn't turn around! Martin Riggs: He won't turn around. We'll creep up on him, nice and slow, so he won't notice. Roger Murtaugh: Okay... Martin Riggs: Will him not to turn. [starts the car forward] Roger Murtaugh: Will him? Martin Riggs: The power of positive thinking. Don't turn around... don't turn around... Come on, I need you, man! Roger Murtaugh: Don't turn around! Martin Riggs: Believe it! We're better than him! We're better than him! Roger Murtaugh: Don't turn! Martin Riggs: That's it. Don't turn... [the human tank turns] Martin Riggs: He's turning. Roger Murtaugh: AH, SHIT! [Riggs swerves the car to the side and they both duck as the tank opens fire]
Mr. Pink: [Mr. Blonde and Mr. White begin to quarrel; Mr. Pink pushes them away from each other] Hey, you two assholes knock it the fuck off and calm down! Cut the bullshit. We ain't on a fuckin' playground! I don't beleive this shit. Both of you guys got ten years on me and I'm the only one acting like a professional. You guys act like a bunch of fuckin' niggers. You wanna be niggers, huh? They're just like you two - always fightin' and always sayin' their gonna kill each other... Mr. White: You said yourself you thought about takin' him out! Mr. Blonde: You fuckin' said that? Mr. Pink: Yeah, I did. But that time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops. Mr. White: You takin' his side? Mr. Pink: No, man. Fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity! Somebody's shoving a red hot poker up our asses and I wanna find out whose name is on the handle. Now, I know I'm no piece of shit. [referring to Mr. White] Mr. Pink: And I'm pretty sure you're a good boy. [referring to Mr. Blonde] Mr. Pink: And I'm fucking positive you're on the level. So let's figure out who the bad guy is.
Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
Ted Boynton: Positive thinking is fine in theory. But whenever I try it on a systematic basis... I end up really depressed.
[from trailer] Alyssa: Losing mom was bad enough, but finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that god hates me.
Tracey Swedom: It's like chess, you sacrifice a few pieces, and before you know it--checkmate. Chamelion: Well that's putting a positive spin on things.
Nick, Surplus Store Owner: [after one of the homosexuals tips over a sunglass rack on Nick's counter, then leaves] FUCKING FAGGOTS! YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? Jesus! Positive lifestyle, my ass! Imagine what those pumpkins do with each other when they're alone! And what about the muff divers? Think about it!
[John has just referred to an aunt, only to be told by a guest that she is dead] Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse. John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot. Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
Izzie: How do you make a positive number turn negative? Rosie: Take away its Prozac and put it with a bunch of smaller numbers.
John Gibbons: Mr. Tipton, I see you wear glasses. Mr. Tipton: Yes I do. John Gibbons: Could you show those glasses to the court, please? Okay, now were you wearing them that day? Mr. Tipton: No. John Gibbons: Uh huh. You see? You were fifty feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification and-and-and-and-and-and-and YET, you were not wearing your necessary, prescription eye glasses. Mr. Tipton: They're reading glasses. John Gibbons: [after long pause] Um Mr., Um... Could you tell the court what color eyes the defendants have? Mr. Tipton: [after quick glance] Brown and hazel green.
Jennie's Nurse: Jennie, you've tested positive for the HIV virus. Jennie: What? Jennie's Nurse: The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should... Jennie: I tested positive? Jennie's Nurse: I'm sorry. Jennie: But I only had sex with Telly. [the nurse is silent] Jennie: I just got tested to keep Ruby company.
Sergeant Prendergast: Get a positive ID on the gym bag. Captain Yardley: Prendergast, what do you think this is? [Holds up his own gym bag] Sergeant Prendergast: A gym bag. Captain Yardley: Does this mean you're putting me under arrest?
Christian Finnegan: [Re Nelly's "Pimp Juice" Scholarship Fund] Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.
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