Children of Men  - Quotes

 Kee:
What the fuck you staring at?
Theodore Faron:
Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective  - Quotes

 Melissa:
Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura:
Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa:
Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura:
No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
 

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow  - Quotes

 Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
Joseph Sullivan, I was sure you'd be dead by now.
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
It's good to see you too, Franky.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
This had better be important or one of us is in trouble.
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
It's important.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
*What* is *that*?
Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan:
You be nice. Commander Cook, meet Polly Perkins.
Capt. Francesca 'Franky' Cook:
Polly Perkins. I've heard so much about you. It's a pleasure to finally meet the competition.
 

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York  - Quotes

 Buzz McCallister:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you...
Kevin McCallister:
What?
Buzz McCallister:
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Uncle Frank McCallister:
Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. [laughs; everyone else glares]
Buzz McCallister:
I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
 

The Good Shepherd  - Quotes

 
[Ed Wilson at his desk in his office, Phillip Allen opens the door]
Philip Allen:
May I come in? [Allen walks in, signals around, Ed starts bug countermeasures]
Philip Allen:
You know I've never been in your office.
Edward Wilson:
How was the fishing?
Philip Allen:
It was a bad year. The water's too high. [walks closer]
Philip Allen:
I understand you wanted to give me the Operation Zapata list yourself. There isn't one, is there?
Edward Wilson:
You know it was a silent operation.
Philip Allen:
It wasn't silent enough. [pause]
Philip Allen:
I've been asked by the President to suggest who we no longer need with us. [pause]
Philip Allen:
Who would you recommend, Edward?
Edward Wilson:
I serve at the pleasure of the director, Sir. [Allen exhales loudly]
Edward Wilson:
I'm just the gatekeeper.
Philip Allen:
Why is it that people like us choose to serve for nickels a day in a profession that makes us constantly look over our shoulder to see who is watching us?
Edward Wilson:
When will you make a decision?
Philip Allen:
I serve at the discretion of the President of the United States. I will do what I think is best for the country. [Turns around. Walks towards the door]
Philip Allen:
It's important we find out who's responsible. Good night.
Edward Wilson:
Good night.
 

Dennis the Menace  - Quotes

 George Wilson:
[angry about Alice Mitchell's cancelled flight] Over my dead body! This is the crowning moment of my retired life, and I'm not throwing it away like the evening trash for some ninny who can't get her keister to the airport on time!
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
George Wilson, you have no right to insult Alice! She can't help the weather any more than you or I.
George Wilson:
Well, she...
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
It's just plain bad luck! It's no one's fault.
George Wilson:
A tragedy of this magnitude has to be somebody's fault, Martha!
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
It isn't a tragedy! A little boy's going to join us for a party. Uh, if you want to forsake your neighbors when they need help, you do it alone.
George Wilson:
Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion?
Mrs. Martha Wilson:
Because you're an old grump!
 

Into the Wild  - Quotes

 
[first title card]
Title Card:
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods; / There is a rapture on the lonely shore; / There is society, where none intrudes, / By the deep sea, and music in its roar; / I love not man the less, but Nature more... / - Lord Byron
 

Bruce Almighty  - Quotes

 Bruce:
Sometimes anticipation can heighten the... pleasure [growls]
Grace:
Oh!
Bruce:
It's a funny thing about pleasure.
Grace:
Wow.
Bruce:
It can be quite... [yells]
Bruce:
PLEASURABLE!
Grace:
[Bruce's mind control sexually arouses Grace; Grace falls to the toilet seat; chuckles] Oh, my God. Ooh.
Bruce:
[mind controlling arousing continutes] Pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable...
Grace:
Oh, God! [moaning]
Grace:
Oh, Good God!
 

Six: The Mark Unleashed  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Jerry Willis:
"Then Jesus declared, 'I am the Bread of Life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty. For as I told you, you have seen me still you do not believe. All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. For I have come down from heaven not to do my will, but the will of Him who sent me.'"
Brody Sutton:
I remember the thrill of driving my car, the pleasure of friendship, the touch of a woman who loved me. I remember the words of a man named Elijah Cohan, the man who told me about Jesus Christ. I remember, but it's like a dream, a dream from long ago, and it's fading. I still remember the last free choice I ever made. [insert showing Brody took the implant]
Brody Sutton:
It was the wrong choice.
 

Rent  - Quotes

 Angel:
New York City.
Collins:
Mm-hm.
Angel:
Center of the universe.
Collins:
Sang it, girl!
Angel:
Times are shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse.
Mark:
Yeah, I hear that.
Angel:
It's a comfort to know, when you're singing the hit the road blues... [sung]
Angel:
That anywhere else you could possibly go after New York would be [whispered]
Angel:
a pleasure cruise!
 

Legally Blonde  - Quotes

 Elle:
Excuse me. [turns around and slaps David]
Elle:
Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
David:
[pause] I'm sorry?
Elle:
Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
David:
Both?
Elle:
Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you.
Girl:
[after Elle has walked off] So, when did you wanna go out?
 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  - Quotes

 Ron Burgundy:
[riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone:
Oh. Do me on it.
 

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The Rock  - Quotes

 Stanley Goodspeed:
"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy." What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean grow up! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines, SHAME-ON-THEM! [clears throat]
Stanley Goodspeed:
Anyway, I only got one chem round, and there's two left... Mason?
John Mason:
Yes, I'm here. I was just thinking how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.
 

Amistad  - Quotes

 
[the slave fortress in Sierra Leone is being bombarded from sea]
Captain Fitzgerald:
Fire. Fire. Fire. Take a letter, Ensign. To His Honor, the United States Secretary of State, Mr. John Forsyth. My dear Mr. Forsyth, it is my great pleasure to inform you that you are, in fact, correct. The slave fortress in Sierra Leone does not exist.
 

Nicholas Nickleby  - Quotes

 Madeline Bray:
Nicholas, I feel you know what it's like to be without happiness... but do you know what it's like to be afraid of it? To see the world as so conniving, you cannot take pleasure in the appareance of something good... because you suspect... it is only a painted drop behind which other troubles lie. That has been my life. Every good thing has been a trick. Until you.
 

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Bedazzled  - Quotes

 Elliot Richards:
[as the basketball player] You know, there's no "I" in the word team. And this is a team effort. And I just wanna say that I'm real proud to be associated with these fine individuals that I h-have the pleasure of working with.
 

Angels in America  - Quotes

 Ethel Rosenberg:
[to a dying Roy Cohn] I came here to forgive, but all I can do is take pleasure in your misery. Knowing that I would get to see you die, more terribly than I did. And you are. Cause you're dying in shit, Roy. Defeated. [leans in]
Ethel Rosenberg:
And you could kill me... but you couldn't ever defeat me... you never won. And when you die, all anyone will say is, "Better that he had never lived at all."
 

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Wuthering Heights  - Quotes

 Isabella Linton:
Take care, Ellen. He wishes to provoke Edgar to desperation. I'll die first. The single pleasure I can imagine is to die, or see him dead.
 

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  - Quotes

 Cornelius Fudge:
As Minister for Magic, it gives me great pleasure to welcome each and every one of you to the Finals of the 422nd Quidditch World Cup. Let the match begin!
 

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Shanghai Knights  - Quotes

 Charlie Chaplin:
[reading an invitation] "Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company at a gala affair celebrating her Majesty's 50th year on the throne."
Chon Wang:
Sounds good.
Roy:
Yeah, it doesn't address the issue of security. They're not just gonna let me and Chon waltz into the castle.
Charlie Chaplin:
All you need is a proper disguise.
Roy:
I do like a good disguise...
 

The Ghost and the Darkness  - Quotes

 John Beaumont:
I'm a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting those people who work for me.
 

Constantine  - Quotes

 John Constantine:
Angels and Demons can't cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
 

Die Another Day  - Quotes

 Graves:
The pleasure of the kill is in the chase.
 

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Tomorrow Never Dies  - Quotes

 Elliot Carver:
Mr. Bond, Ms. Lin. Welcome to Saigon. Please come in.
James Bond:
It's always a pleasure to see you, Elliot.
Elliot Carver:
I wasn't planning on opening this center until tomorrow. But you're just in time to help me finish writing the inaugural story, YOUR obituaries.
 

Death Race  - Quotes

 Coach:
And what do we owe the pleasure of your company?
Jensen Ames:
I killed my wife.
Coach:
Bullshit! You're a hard man but you ain't no wife killer.
Jensen Ames:
And how do you know?
Coach:
I've met my share. But you, the way you look at her, couldn't do that if you killed her mother. So i say bullshit.
Jensen Ames:
[sees Coach walking away] Coach? What would say if Hennessy got my wife killed? Get me framed to come in here to be a Frankenstein, what would say to that bullshit? [pause]
Jensen Ames:
Her name was Suzie. I was headed here. Always knew it; she didn't. She was my chance of something else and that bitch took her away from me.
 

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  - Quotes

 Ron Burgundy:
[while both characters are riding on horses through a cartoon Pleasure Town] I freakin' love you.
Veronica Corningstone:
I freakin' love you back.
 

The Quiet American  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Thomas Fowler:
[voiceover] I can't say what made me fall in love with Vietnam - that a woman's voice can drug you; that everything is so intense. The colors, the taste, even the rain. Nothing like the filthy rain in London. They say whatever you're looking for, you will find here. They say you come to Vietnam and you understand a lot in a few minutes, but the rest has got to be lived. The smell: that's the first thing that hits you, promising everything in exchange for your soul. And the heat. Your shirt is straightaway a rag. You can hardly remember your name, or what you came to escape from. But at night, there's a breeze. The river is beautiful. You could be forgiven for thinking there was no war; that the gunshots were fireworks; that only pleasure matters. A pipe of opium, or the touch of a girl who might tell you she loves you. And then, something happens, as you knew it would. And nothing can ever be the same again.
 

The Honeymooners  - Quotes

 Alice Kramden:
Hi, how can I help you today?
William Davis:
Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water.
Alice Kramden:
Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get.
William Davis:
Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette?
Alice Kramden:
Eggs.
William Davis:
Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatevers convenient for you.
Trixie Norton:
Do I need to take of my heels?
Alice Kramden:
No, no. Not yet.
William Davis:
I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens alot.
Alice Kramden:
Oh, hi Miss Benvenuti. How are you?
Miss Benvenuti:
I'm fine. Hi Trixie.
William Davis:
Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please [gestures for her to sit]
Miss Benvenuti:
If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough.
Alice Kramden:
Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street?
Miss Benvenuti:
Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house.
William Davis:
Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something...
Trixie Norton:
Ignoring you!
Alice Kramden:
Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years.
William Davis:
Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one.
Trixie Norton:
Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie.
Alice Kramden:
But everything's so expensive nowadays!
William Davis:
Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh?
Alice Kramden:
*Still* ignoring you! So Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?
 

Waiting...  - Quotes

 Serena:
[to Monty] The only real pleasure I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy.
Amy:
It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense.
Serena:
So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are. [blows kiss and walks away; long pause]
Monty:
God, I love her.
 

The Scorpion King  - Quotes

 
[first lines] [the barbarian chieftain is holding up a skull]
Barbarian Chieftain:
We have killed Babylonians! [the barbarians cheer, he holds up another]
Barbarian Chieftain:
We have killed Mesopotamians! [the barbarians cheer]
Barbarian Chieftain:
But we have never had the pleasure of killing... an Akkadian.
Jesup:
[Tied up] May the gods have pity on you, for my brother will not. [Mathayas storms in and kills the Barbarians]
 

The Weight of Water  - Quotes

 Maren Hontvedt:
I have discovered in my life that it is not always the nature of god nor why he may bring in one night pleasure & death & rage & tenderness all intermingled so that one can barely distinguish one from the other... and it is all that one can do to hang onto sanity.
 

One Night with the King  - Quotes

 Hagai:
You read not for the candidates this evening?
Queen Esther:
[sadly] My throat is soar.
Hagai:
Your throat or your heart? It has only been a few days since your read for him.
Queen Esther:
[walking] A few days is a thousand years. If Xerxes had found pleasure in me, surely he would have...
Hagai:
You think a eunuch can know love? That before I was a cripple of a man, there was one that held my heart.
Queen Esther:
What became of her?
Hagai:
I know not. I never found the courage to return to face her again.
 

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Oxygen  - Quotes

 Harry:
You and I like a little pleasure with our pain.
Madeline Foster:
I am NOT like you.
Harry:
Really.
 

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Lost Highway  - Quotes

 Mystery Man:
Call Me. Dial your number. Go ahead. [Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man:
[over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison:
[amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man:
Ask me. [Fred's facial expression turns from amused to serious as he's clearly rembering the anonymous video tapes]
Fred Madison:
[angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man:
[voice] You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison:
[into the phone] Who are you? [Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man:
[voice] Give me back my phone. [Fred gives the cell phone back to the man in front of him]
Mystery Man:
It's been a pleasure talking to you.
 

Flinch  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Daphne James:
That is your eighth sneeze today.
Harry Mirapolsky:
Yeah?
Daphne James:
You can't sneeze, you're not allowed to move!
Harry Mirapolsky:
Sorry.
Daphne James:
Why don't you just quit and get it over with?
Harry Mirapolsky:
And lose the pleasure of your company?
 

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Boy Culture  - Quotes

 Joey:
[after a long pause] So... Do I get to listen, or do I have to come up with some excuse to give you guys privacy?
Gregory Talbot:
"I've got a hot date" has always worked for me.
Joey:
Fine. It was a pleasure warming your water.
 

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Twelfth Night  - Quotes

 Orsino:
There's for thy pains.
Feste:
No pains, sir: I take pleasure in singing, sir.
Orsino:
I'll pay thy pleasure then.
Feste:
Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.
 

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Othello  - Quotes

 Iago:
Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.
 

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Much Ado About Nothing  - Quotes

 Beatrice:
Against my will, I am sent to bid you come into dinner.
Benedick:
Fair Beatrice, thank you for your pains.
Beatrice:
I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.
Benedick:
You take pleasure then in the message?
Beatrice:
Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's point. You have no stomach, signor? Fare you well.
Benedick:
Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that.
 

The Supermarket  - Quotes

 Mike:
This is the Wall of Honor. I can only hope, one day when I leave, I'll be put on here. [writes Joe's name on the Wall]
Mike:
It's been a pleasure working with you.
 

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The Whole Nine Yards  - Quotes

 Sophie Oseransky:
You do this for me, and I give you your divorce. And if you don't do this for me, I swear I'll make your life so damn miserable it will make these past few years look like a pleasure cruise.
 

Play Christy for Me  - Quotes

 Private Eye Christy:
[to her client's husband] She fucked my boyfriend so I want the pleasure of knowing I fucked her husband.
 

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Dawn of the Dead  - Quotes

 Steve:
I have an idea. While we're at it, why don't we drop by the marina, hop in my boat and take it for a pleasure cruise, you jackasses!
Ana:
Wait, that's a good idea. There's islands out there. There's not many people on them.
Steve:
I was kidding.
 

Bounce  - Quotes

 Buddy Amaral:
Your company. The pleasure of your company. I want your input on video rentals. I stand there for hours, I can't pick anything out. I want someone to say goodnight to, a last call of the day. I don't have a last call of the day. Do you?
 

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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story  - Quotes

 White Goodman:
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade... Laser... Blazer...
 

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Your Friends & Neighbors  - Quotes

 Barry:
So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself
 

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Return of the Roller Blade Seven  - Quotes

 Saint O'ffender:
On the dark side, pleasure and paaaain are all what you make of it.
 

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Toy Soldiers  - Quotes

 Frank Ingram, Guard:
Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.
William "Billy" Tepper:
Pleasure knowing you.
 

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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones  - Quotes

 Jango Fett:
Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.
 

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Love Potion No. 9  - Quotes

 Diane Farrow:
There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.
Woman at luncheon:
You're kidding.
Diane Farrow:
No. Can you guess what happened?
Woman at luncheon:
Was it a male monkey?
Diane Farrow:
Yes.
Woman at luncheon:
He slammed the button till he died.
Diane Farrow:
Oh, so you know this experiment?
Woman at luncheon:
I know men, honey.
 

Human Nature  - Quotes

 Puff:
Mother...
Puff's Mother:
Yes, Derek?
Puff:
It's a pleasure to meet you mother, but I'm an ape, like dad was, and I have to go back into the woods now... forever.
 

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The Hi-Lo Country  - Quotes

 Pete Calder:
I once set out to kill a man. I took pleasure in the thought of his death.
 

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Balto  - Quotes

 Nikki:
[about Steele] Congratulations, there, boss, there. It was a pleasure runnin' behind you's. 'Course the view got monotonous.
Kaltag:
You're the most amazing, the most exalted, the most pre-eminent, the most top drawn.
Star:
You won!
 

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The Terminal  - Quotes

 Frank Dixon:
Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.
 

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