[mimicking Sean Connery] Ace Ventura: Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.
Batman: Commissioner Gordon? Dr. Chase Meridian: He's at home. I sent the signal. Batman: What's wrong? Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited. Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper. Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional. Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor? Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone. Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber. Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. Dr. Chase Meridian: I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. Batman: We all wear masks. Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. Batman: Direct aren't you? Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women. Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.
Gloria: [to Mumble] You stubborn, hippity-hoppity fool!
Miriam Prigusivac: Why can't you be more like your brother Chick? Heck Prigusivac: Mom Chick's on death row for murder. Miriam Prigusivac: it was good enough for your father. Heck Prigusivac: Just because they are remorseless killers doesn't mean that I should follow in their footsteps Miriam Prigusivac: There you go getting all uppity again. Heck Prigusivac: Uppity? All I want to do is to get through my life with out murdering anyone. Is that so wrong?
George Delvin: Get rid of your pity and compassion for the guilty!
Jesse James: Yeah, just ain't no peace with old Jesse around. You ought to pity my poor wife.
Ryan Evans: [to Troy and Gabriella after their rehearsal] Pity the actor that has to follow you. Kelsi Nielsen: I believe that actor is *you*, Mr. Choreographer. Ryan Evans: [Everyone chuckles] Oh really?
[the World Powers, both religious and political, are trying to recruit Jesse as their instrument] Jesse: I'VE COME TO HELP! The weak need strength; the strong need tenderness; the tempted and fallen need salvation; the righteous need pity for sinners; the fighters need a leader; the lonely simply need a friend. Only God can be all these things... The world has always had a Leader; the trouble is no one wants to listen, much less follow.
Andrew Wyke: A great branch broke off a big tree and - flew through the air, through the skylight - as you can see. Act of God. Detective Inspector Black: Had it in for you, did he? Andrew Wyke: Who? Detective Inspector Black: God. Andrew Wyke: Oh, yes, he's always been a vicious bastard. Andrew Wyke: You know what God's trouble is? Detective Inspector Black: What? Andrew Wyke: He has no father. He has no family roots. He's rootless. Nowhere to hang his hat, poor bugger. I pity him.
Carrie White: You're doing this because you feel sorry for me. Sue Snell: This is not a pity thing. I don't feel sorry for you. Carrie White: Yeah, you do. You feel sorry for me because you think you're better than me. Sue Snell: I don't think I'm better than you. Carrie White: It's okay. Everyone does. Doesn't mean it's true, though.
Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance. Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Skinner: [interrogating Linguini after plying him with wine] Have you ever had a pet rat? Linguini: No. Skinner: Did you work in a lab with rats? Linguini: Nooope. Skinner: Perhaps you lived in squalor at some point? Linguini: Nopity, nopity noo.
Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity hop, all the way to the birdie boiler. Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler.
Dr. Henryk Belicec: [to Carol] So Ben tells me you are a psychiatrist. This is very interesting. This is exactly what I need. Yorish: All you need is what every Czech needs: a stiff Russian boot up your behind. Dr. Henryk Belicec: Pity they don't make Russian boots anymore. They're all made in China.
[first lines] [the barbarian chieftain is holding up a skull] Barbarian Chieftain: We have killed Babylonians! [the barbarians cheer, he holds up another] Barbarian Chieftain: We have killed Mesopotamians! [the barbarians cheer] Barbarian Chieftain: But we have never had the pleasure of killing... an Akkadian. Jesup: [Tied up] May the gods have pity on you, for my brother will not. [Mathayas storms in and kills the Barbarians]
John Herod: Mr. Hanlon, I want to ask you about Indian Wells. Did that fight really take place? You really killed four men? Ace Hanlon: Two with my right hand, two with my left. Truth be told, I'm equally good with either. John Herod: You must be the fastest gun in the west. Ace Hanlon: A pity you weren't there to find out. John Herod: Oh, but I was, Ace. See, I was the one who really killed the Terence brothers. And I doubt a lying little chickenshit like you was even in the same state!
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Can't you just give me a pity fuck?
Rod McCain: [Discussing the fact that the animals can't be shot] We'll get a tame vet to say they've caught some disgusting disease! Neville: Pity this isn't Texas Rod McCain: Why's that? Neville: We could charge people to do it for us!
Constance: Tell me, how much longer are you going to go on making films? Ivor Novello: I suppose that rather depends on how much longer the public want to see me in them. Constance: It must be hard to know when it's time to throw in the towel... What a pity about that last one of yours... what was it called? "The Dodger"? Ivor Novello: The Lodger. Constance: The Lodger. It must be so disappointing when something just *flops* like that.
Bobby: You didn't even know my mother and I pity you for that.
Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire. Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.
John Doe: Don't ask me to pity those people. I don't mourn them any more than I do the thousands that died at Sodom and Gomorrah. William Somerset: Is that to say, John, that what you were doing was God's good work? John Doe: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Chick Prigusivac: I'd bust that pretty mouth of yours, if Mama hadn't spent so much on orthodontia. Heck Prigusivac: I pity your lack of pathos, ethos, and eros.
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