Big Fat Liar - Quotes

 Monty Kirkham:
Good Morning. Marty Wolf Pictures. This is Monty.
Kaylee:
Monty! Charisma from Marcus Duncan's office. I'm temping for a second assistant. I am so psyched your there, cookie. So I was watching "Charmed" on the WB last night and just as Alyssa Milano was about to put a spell on her cute demon boyfriend I had the biggest panic attack that I forgot to give you Duncan's new address!
Monty Kirkham:
Really, I didn't know he moved. That was quick.
Kaylee:
Oh Yeah, in a big way! He bought like THE sickest pad in the 90210. I'm talking mondo bucks! Hahaha! Anywho, tell Mr. Wolf Duncan lives at 867 North Maple Drive. Hahaha!
Monty Kirkham:
Thanks, got it.
 

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The New World - Quotes

 Captain Christopher Newport:
Tonight we shall sleep aboard our ships, everyone in full armor. In the morning, we will chop down every tree within half a mile of the moorage, and use the straightest limbs to erect a line of watchtowers and to build our fort. When we have done that, we set our wheat and barley, put up houses and lay in firewood. Slackers will be whipped at the sight of their transgression.
Emery:
Sir.
Captain Christopher Newport:
Yes, Emery?
Emery:
When might we, uh, be going out to... poke about, sir?
Captain Christopher Newport:
We are not here to pillage and raid. We are here to establish a colony.
 

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A Low Down Dirty Shame - Quotes

 Bernard:
[after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
Shame:
Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
Bernard:
You *slept* with him? You *slut*! [slaps Wayman senseless]
Wayman:
Bernard?
Shame:
Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
Bernard:
Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
Wayman:
Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
Bernard:
[simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!
 

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The Invisible - Quotes

 Nick Powell:
[reading poem for class] Day burns down to night, Burns the edge of my soul. In the night I break into sparks of suns And become fires in a dust of bones Night knifes My breath swallows whole my tongue Turn back Reverse return In the night I see the real Concealed in the day's bright lie Eyes stitched shut White teeth smile Sleep walks and talks And feet mark time of day
 

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Saving Private Ryan - Quotes

 Captain Miller:
Well when I think of home, I... I think of something specific. I think of my, my hammock in the backyard or my wife pruning the rosebushes in a pair of my old work gloves.
Private Ryan:
This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?
Captain Miller:
No, no that one I save just for me.
 

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Hook - Quotes

 Captain Hook:
You, the cute little urchin in the front row, won't you share your thoughts with the whole class?
Maggie:
Yes, I said mommy reads to us every night, because she loves us very much.
Captain Hook:
Loves you? Isn't that the, uh, the...
Smee:
The L word, Captain.
Captain Hook:
Ooh, yes. No, child, I mother wants to read to you every night in order to stupefy to sleep, so that she and daddy could sit down for three measly minutes without you. And you mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my toy! She hit my bear! I want a potty! I want a cookie! I want to stay up! I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now! [inhales deeply]
Captain Hook:
Can't you understand, child? They tell you stories to shut you up.
Smee:
And conk you out.
Maggie:
That's not true, Jack! [to Hook]
Maggie:
You're a liar!
Captain Hook:
[laughs] Lie? Me? Never. [inhales deeply again]
Captain Hook:
The truth is far too much fun.
 

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Die Another Day - Quotes

 Miranda Frost:
[door opens; Jinx kicks Zao in the face] Ooh! Yeah, nice moves just like Bond. He was pretty vigorous last night as well.
Jinx:
He did you? I didn't know he was that desperate.
Miranda Frost:
Well, he's not coming back for you. He just died running, trying to save his own skin. Yeah. [attempts to touch the leather of Jinx's jacket but Jinx pushes her away]
Miranda Frost:
Oh, that's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
 

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Mrs. Doubtfire - Quotes

 Daniel:
I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.
Jack:
Mmm. Matches your lips.
Daniel:
God bless you.
Daniel:
You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban.
Jack:
Mmm, hmm.
Daniel:
Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.
Jack:
Ah?
Daniel:
I can't lie to you it's beautiful with him.
Jack:
Mmm...
Daniel:
I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so?
Daniel:
I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?
Frank:
I think we'll have to go to the next level, latex.
 

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One Night with the King - Quotes

 Prince Memucan:
[very anxious] Think not I heard your whispered orchestrations that night and how you drew even me into your schemes!
Prince Admantha:
[snapping] In these troubled time, it is easy to name any man traitor! I even recall a certain campaign in Ionia, under King Darius; where someone allowed the defeated Greeks to keep their own form of government. Their democracy, instead of placing the protocal of the empire in control; favoring democracy. They doctrine to which all Persia is opposed.
Prince Memucan:
[indignant, turning to leave] I followed orders!
Prince Admantha:
[stopping him, chuckling a little] Come.Come.Come.Come. We trouble ourselves with foolish things. The King asked me to speak, I did. I obeyed as you did.
 

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Jackie Brown - Quotes

 Ordell Robbie:
Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass.
 

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The Sentinel - Quotes

 Blair Sandburg:
Yeah, that's our job. "neither rain nor sleet nor dark of night will stay these guys from making their appointed rounds.
Jim Ellison:
Isn't that the post office motto?
 

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quotes

 Ron Weasley:
It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter:
Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley:
It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter:
Or twenty.
Ron Weasley:
I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter:
Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley:
She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter:
Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley:
Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter:
Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley:
Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter:
Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley:
Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter:
Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley:
[throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter:
What was that for?
Ron Weasley:
It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter:
Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley:
No... Can you introduce me?
 

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The Lovely Bones - Quotes

 Susie Salmon:
I was in the blue horizon between heaven and earth. The days were unchanging and every night I dream the same dream. The smell of damp earth. The scream no one heard. The sound of my heart beating like a hammer against cloth and I would hear them calling, the voices of the dead. I wanted to follow them to find a way out but I would always come back to the same door. And I was afraid. I knew if I went in there I would never come out.
 

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Pardon the Interruption - Quotes

 Mike:
Pardon the interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon. Tony, your boy Suge Knight got capped this weekend in Miami. What do you have to say?
Tony:
I'm Tony Kornheiser. I hope LeBatard has an alibi...
 

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Quotes

 Ron Burgundy:
[singing] Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] When everything's a little clearer in the light of day / And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway.
Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite / Looking forward to a little afternoon delight / Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite / And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Sky rockets in flight / Afternoon delight.
Ron Burgundy:
You guys have it, I think.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Afternoon delight.
Champ Kind:
I don't know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy.
Brian Fantana:
Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland:
Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Brian Fantana:
Yeah, he really does.
Brick Tamland:
Man.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland:
[singing] Afternoon delight.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Lois Einhorn:
And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura:
Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.
 

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The Ugly Truth - Quotes

 Colin:
[Abby is on a date with Colin. Mike is relaying instructions to her via an earpiece] I'm used to women I can figure out in, like, five seconds. I can't do that with you.
Mike Chadway:
[to Abby via earpiece] He's an idiot. I had you figured in two. Now say good night and stick your tits out.
 

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The Nightmare Before Christmas - Quotes

 Oogie Boogie Man:
I am the shadow on the moon at night / Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
 

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - Quotes

 Robert Gant:
You were supposed to protect my son.
Agent Curtis:
[stammering] Uh... she took us by surpise.
Robert Gant:
How do I explain that to my wife?
Agent Curtis:
I... uh... I...
Robert Gant:
Back in the Middle Ages, in more noble times, when a knight failed his king, that knight would throw himself onto his sword to avoid the humiliation of being ostracized by his peers for his incompetence and cowardice.
Agent Curtis:
Sir?
Robert Gant:
[holds out a large .45 pistol] Do the honorable thing, Agent Curtis. Take the gun. [Curtis takes the pistol from Gant]
Robert Gant:
Put it against your head. [Curtis puts the gun to his head]
Robert Gant:
Pull the trigger. [Curtis hesitates]
Robert Gant:
Now!
 

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Sin City - Quotes

 Shellie:
On a night like this everybody's looking for somebody stranger.
 

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Made of Honor - Quotes

 Christie - Wife #6:
If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you! [she spanks Tom]
Tom:
Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you. [Hannah kicks him]
Tom:
Ow!
Christie - Wife #6:
Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.
Tom:
Alright, sure [Tom's dad comes over]
Christie - Wife #6:
Oh, here he is!
Thomas Bailey Sr.:
She's just as drunk as the night we met. [Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself]
Tom:
Oh got right on ahead.
Thomas Bailey Sr.:
[Slaps Tom] You're a bad influence on her!
Tom:
Wha-? Me? [Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off]
Hannah:
He knows that he can just date right?
Tom:
No, I don't think so. [They laugh]
 

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Empire Records - Quotes

 Gina:
Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
 

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Moulin Rouge! - Quotes

 Christian:
India! India! It's set in India! And there's a courtesan, the most beautiful courtesan in all the world. [Turns to the Duke]
Christian:
But her kingdom's invaded by an evil Maharaja! Now, in order to save her kingdom, she has to seduce the evil Maharaja. But on the night of the seduction, she mistakes a penniless po- a penniless- a penniless sitar player for the evil Maharaja and she falls in love with him! [turns to Satine]
Christian:
He wasn't trying to trick her or anything, but he was dressed as a Maharaja because... he's appearing in a play!
 

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A League of Their Own - Quotes

 Charm School assistant:
[the charm school teachers are inspecting each of the girls and they come to dowdy Marla Hooch] What do you suggest?
Charm School instructor:
[repulsed] A lot of night games.
 

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Missionary Positions - Quotes

 talk show host:
And you think that the issue of pornography, you think that pornography is a problem, is a blight on our society, it's taking us farther away from the path that we want to be on? Is that what I'm hearing here?
Craig Gross:
Let me tell you, say this, do you think sitting at your computer with your pants down at your ankles looking at some hot chick on the Internet doing a donkey, while masturbating, is there a problem with that?
talk show host:
[flabbergasted] Mm, mm, you don't want to do it every night of the week.
 

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Sgt. Bilko - Quotes

 
[Bilko is playing golf on the army base]
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Twenty bucks says I can hit the parking lot.
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
I don't gamble.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Well, what is it you *do* do?
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
Permission to speak freely, sergeant.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead!
Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
I go up every morning and I get dressed to protect the American way of life.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Will you tell me that later tonight so I won't have to take a sleeping pill?
 

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Miracle - Quotes

 Herb Brooks:
Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we play'em 10 times, they might win 9. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight we skate with them. Tonight we STAY with them... , and we SHUT THEM DOWN because we can! Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players, Every one of ya. You were meant to be here tonight. This is your game. THEIR TIME IS DONE! IT'S OVER! I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. SCREW 'EM! This is your time, now go out there and take it!
 

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Malcolm in the Middle - Quotes

 Malcolm:
This is the world. 196 million square miles. If I covered 100 square miles every hour for the rest of my life, I'd only see half. [We see Reese's nose]
Malcolm:
And this is my brother Reese's left nostril. It squeaks... all night long. [We see Dewey's feet]
Malcolm:
And these are the feet of our little brother Dewey. [We see a picture of Francis]
Malcolm:
This is my favorite bother, Francis. So naturally, my parents sent him off to military school. [We see Malcolm]
Malcolm:
My name is Malcolm. You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops.
 

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The Royal Tenenbaums - Quotes

 Raleigh:
[after reading a private investigator's research on Margot background, which includes being adopted, a previous marriage, several one-night stands with other men, and a lesbian affair] So, she smokes.
 

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Tropic Thunder - Quotes

 Tugg Speedman:
[as Simple Jack] Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
 

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Men in Black - Quotes

 
[In a shooting range, confronted with numerous menacing-looking targets, Edwards shoots a cardboard little girl]
Zed:
May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
James Edwards:
Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.
Zed:
How'd you come to that conclusion?
James Edwards:
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. [pause]
James Edwards:
Or do I owe her an apology? [pauses again]
James Edwards:
That's a good shot though...
 

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In Bruges - Quotes

 Ken:
Up there, the top altar, is a vial brought back by a Flemish knight from the Crusades in the Holy Land. And that vial, do you know what it's said to contain?
Ray:
No, what's it said to contain?
Ken:
It's said to contain some drops of Jesus Christ's blood. Yeah, that's how this church got its name. Basilica of the Holy Blood.
Ray:
Yeah. Yeah.
Ken:
And this blood, right, though it's dried blood, at different times over many years, they say it turned back into liquid. Turned back into liquid from dried blood. At various times of great stress.
Ray:
Yeah?
Ken:
Yeah. So, yeah, I'm gonna go up in the queue and touch it, which is what you do.
Ray:
Yeah?
Ken:
Yeah. You coming?
Ray:
Do I have to?
Ken:
Do you have to? Of course you don't have to. It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it? Of course you don't fucking have to! Of *course* you don't fucking have to!
 

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Poolhall Junkies - Quotes

 Guitar Player In Club Band:
Y'know, you were really good tonight kid.
Danny Doyle:
Yeah, too bad nobody will ever know.
 

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The Break-Up - Quotes

 Gary:
What kind of bullshit move was that?
Brooke:
I'm sorry, what? What happened?
Gary:
Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak.
Brooke:
Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.
Gary:
Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do.
Brooke:
Please, come on. You know what, you're just embarrassed because Richard kicked your ass.
Gary:
Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep.
Brooke:
Really, is that how you see it?
Gary:
There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.
 

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Dirty Love - Quotes

 Michelle:
Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?
 

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A Few Good Men - Quotes

 Pfc. William T. Santiago:
P.S. In exchange for my transfer, I am willing to provide you with information concerning...
Col. Jessep:
[reading Pfc. Santiago's letter to the NIS] information concerning an illegal fence-line shooting that took place the night of August 6th... [shouts]
Col. Jessep:
Who the fuck is Pfc. William T. Santiago?
 

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Hot Rod - Quotes

 Barry Pasternak:
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
 

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Rock-A-Doodle - Quotes

 
[the Grand Duke arrives in Edmond's live-action bedroom]
Edmond:
Chanticleer?
Grand Duke:
No... it's not Chanticleer.
Edmond:
Who-who are you?
Grand Duke:
You put your finger in the Duke's face, remember? These are expensive, you little brat! [throws his broken monocle on the floor]
Grand Duke:
But that is not why the Duke is going to eat you.
Edmond:
Eat me?
Grand Duke:
Oh, dear. Now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return. And you... you, with no regard for the feelings of others, have the nerve to call him back here by name. And besides, I positively loathe rock 'n' roll. [laughs]
Edmond:
You're not gonna eat me!
Patou:
[narrating] And that's when the Duke hit the ceiling. [the Duke literally hits the ceiling]
Patou:
If Edmond wanted to bring Chanticleer back to raise the sun, the Duke was going to have something to say about it.
Grand Duke:
Kittens are more digestible.
Patou:
[narrating] Young Edmond was about to have the most amazing adventure he'd ever dreamed of. [the Duke transforms Edmond into an animated kitten and his live-action bedroom into a cartoon one]
 

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Kingdom of Heaven - Quotes

 Nasir:
[a Saracen knight yells at Balian in Arabic] He says, that is his horse.
Balian of Ibelin:
Why would it be his horse?
Nasir:
Because it is on his land.
Balian of Ibelin:
I took this horse from the sea.
Nasir:
[Nasir translates, the knight yells again] He says you are a great liar and he will fight you because you are a liar.
Balian of Ibelin:
I have no desire to fight.
Nasir:
Then you must give him the horse. [Balian draws his sword]
 

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Mamma Mia! - Quotes

 Sky:
It's my last night of freedom... which is what some might see it, but for me it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.
 

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Sin City - Quotes

 Dwight:
[while kissing Gail] She almost yanks my head clean off, shoving my mouth into hers so hard it hurts. An explosion that blasts away the dull, gray years between the now and that one fiery night when she was mine.
 

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Flags of Our Fathers - Quotes

 Mike Strank:
Any man that doesn't have his masturbation papers in order better get them signed by tomorrow night or he ain't going overseas.
Gust:
I got mine already.
Lundsford:
Oh, yeah, I'm square.
Franklin Sousley:
Wait, wait. Why am I just hearing about this?
Mike Strank:
That's horseshit, Franklin! I don't have to repeat everything twice for you.
Franklin Sousley:
No, I didn't hear nothin' about no masturbating papers!
Ira Hayes:
Heard they were running short.
Franklin Sousley:
You know, nobody tells me nothing. That's real nice, guys!
Mike Strank:
All right, get your ass over to the officer in charge of records. Maybe he's got some more left. Leave your smokes. I'll play for you.
Franklin Sousley:
Thanks, Mike.
Mike Strank:
Listen, if he calls you an idiot, you take it like a man, okay? Just *do not* leave without signing them.
 

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Sunshine Hotel - Quotes

 Nathan:
I don't find myself in the common mold of interests, you know, that one would see. And, as a consequence, I see things a little differently than the other person. I don't quite see things the same way. I have a different perspective of things that I see, and that makes things difficult. I think in very simplistic terms. You wake up in the morning, you eat breakfast and you breathe in and out for the rest of the day...and at night you eat dinner, you go to bed, and perhaps you wake up the next day...if you don't croak during the meantime. Unfortunately, things have turned out not to be so simple.
 

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Sleepy Hollow - Quotes

 Ichabod Crane:
Doctor Lancaster, Reverend Steenwyck, Notary Hardenbrook, and Magistrates Philipse, who tried to cut and run, and lost his head. Four frightned men, arguing on the very night Magistrate Philipse was killed. There's a conspiracy here. The doctor, the reverend, the notary, and the magistrate. What is the secret that unites them? Magistrate Philipse knew there were five bodies to four graves, knew the widow was pregnant, but would not tell me the name of the father. What does this point to? We must proceed by a process of elimination. I shall make a list of every man and woman in Sleepy Hollow, starting with their chief citizen, Baltus Van Tassel. I feel we're getting very close.
Young Masbath:
Yes. I suppose Baltus is the chief citizen, now that old Van Garrett is dead.
Ichabod Crane:
Yes. The Van Garretts. I had almost forgotten them.
Ichabod Crane:
Come with me.
Young Masbath:
Where are we going?
Ichabod Crane:
To Notary Hardenbrook's.
Young Masbath:
Have you thought of something?
Ichabod Crane:
Yes. I have.
 

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Big Fish - Quotes

 Senior Ed Bloom:
You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom:
Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom:
Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom:
You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom:
No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom:
You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom:
You learned from the best.
 

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A Mighty Wind - Quotes

 Mike LaFontaine:
But thank you, sincerely, Your Honor - which reminds me, I was at a swingers' party the other night and a fella said to me, "I'd like to meet your wife." I said, "Your honor!"
 

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When We Were Kings - Quotes

 Muhammad Ali:
It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in, beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him. So when little Cassius Clay from Louisville, Kentucky, came up to stop Sonny Liston. The man who annihilated Floyd Patterson twice. HE WAS GONNA KILL ME! But he hit harder than George. His reach is longer than George's. He's a better boxer than George. And I'm better now than I was when you saw that 22-years old undeveloped kid running from Sonny Liston. I'm experienced now, professional. Jaws been broke, been knocked down a couple of times, I'm bad! Been chopping trees. I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!
Don King:
Bad dude!
Muhammad Ali:
Bad, fast! Fast! Fast! Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch and was in the bed before the room was dark.
 

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Anything Else - Quotes

 David Dobel:
Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact if I'm not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together.
 

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The Santa Clause - Quotes

 Dr. Neil Miller:
[in a light-hearted phychiatry tone] Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
Scott Calvin:
[sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women... [honestly]
Scott Calvin:
I read him a book!
Dr. Neil Miller:
What book?
Scott Calvin:
[sarcastically] Uh, "Hollywood Wives." [Laura puts her hand into her face, giving off a resentful gesture]
Scott Calvin:
[honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!
 

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That Night - Quotes

 Kathryn:
Yeah, he's really a creep. Too bad he's such a great kisser...
Alice Bloom:
He kissed you? When?
Kathryn:
Last night during "Father Knows Best". And... Max kissed Barbara!
Alice Bloom:
Well... did he lean waaaaayyyy back and did it sound like [makes kissing noises]
Alice Bloom:
Then it wasn't a love kiss... That's a *fact*, Kathryn.
Kathryn:
Don't embarrass yourself, Alice. Besides... What would *you* know about L-O-V-E?
 

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GoldenEye - Quotes

 James Bond:
Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.
Miss Moneypenny:
Thank you, James.
James Bond:
Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny:
I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond:
Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
 

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A Few Good Men - Quotes

 Kaffee:
Private Downey, one last time, why did you go into Santiago's barracks room on the night of September 6th?
Downey:
A code red was ordered by my platoon commander Lieutenant Jonathan James Kendrick, sir.
Kaffee:
Thank you. Your witness.
Capt. Ross:
Private, on the week of 2 September the switch log has you down at post 39 until 1600, is that right?
Downey:
I'm sure it is, sir, they keep that log pretty good.
Capt. Ross:
How far is it from Post 39 to the Windward barracks?
Downey:
It's a ways, sir. It's a hike.
Capt. Ross:
How far by jeep?
Downey:
Ten, fifteen minutes.
Capt. Ross:
Ever have to walk it?
Downey:
Yes, sir. That day, sir. Friday. The pick up private. That's like what we call the guy who drops us off and picks us up at our posts, also because he can get girls in New York City. Well, pick up comes driving up and, bam, a blow out right at 39 with no spare so we had to double time it back to the barracks.
Capt. Ross:
And if it's ten, fifteen minutes by jeep I'm guessing that it would have to be at least an hour by foot, is that right?
Downey:
Pick up and me did it in 45 flat.
Capt. Ross:
Not bad. Now private, you testified earlier that your assault on Santiago was the result of an order that you received in your barracks room at 1620, is that right?
Downey:
Yes, sir.
Capt. Ross:
But you just said that you didn't make it back to the Windward barracks until 1645.
Downey:
Sir?
Capt. Ross:
Well, how could you be in your barracks room at 1620 if you didn't make it back to the Windward barracks until 1645?
Downey:
Well, you see, sir, there was a blow out.
Capt. Ross:
Private, did you actually ever hear Lieutenant Kendrick order a code red?
Downey:
Well, Hal said that...
Capt. Ross:
Private, did you actually ever hear Lieutenant Kendrick order a code red?
Downey:
No, sir.
Galloway:
Your Honor, I'd like a recess to confer with my client.
 

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A Single Man - Quotes

 Jennifer Strunk:
Would you like to meet Charlton Heston? He's our scorpion. Every night we throw in something new to him and watch him kill it. Daddy says it's like a Coliseum. Daddy says he wants to throw you into the Coliseum.
George:
No kidding. Why?
Jennifer Strunk:
Well, he says you're light in your loafers. But you're not even wearing any loafers.
 

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Death Sentence - Quotes

 Bones Darly:
Well, what are we fucking up tonight son?
Billy Darly:
What the fuck do you want now?
Bones Darly:
Well it looks like you're in a fucking hurry. Do you know how much I gotta wipe your fucking nose? I gotta get some fortune 500 faggot off my back by telling him that he can fucking have you. Do you think I enjoy that? What you don't get is that I care about what happens to you, because it can fucking hurt me. Now do you need any more fucking instructions? [Billy shoots Bones through the eye]
Billy Darly:
No thanks, dad. I'm taking the car.
 

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Crash - Quotes

 Lucien:
You watch the Discovery Channel?
Anthony:
Not a lot.
Peter:
They got some good shit on that channel.
Lucien:
Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! [pauses]
Lucien:
Psst. Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?
Anthony:
No.
Lucien:
Then get the fuck outta my shop.
 

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Aimee Semple McPherson - Quotes

 David Hutton:
I'll show Sister Aimee heaven all night long.
 

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Ella Enchanted - Quotes

 Hattie:
Olive, have you noticed anything strange about Ella?
Olive:
No, not really.
Hattie:
Have you noticed it gets darker at night then lighter when the sun comes up?
Olive:
[look of dumb realization] That's because of Ella!
Hattie:
Never mind.
 

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King Kong - Quotes

 Hayes:
We could not understand because we were too far and could not remember because we were traveling in the night of first ages, of those ages that are gone, leaving hardly a sign - and no memories. We are accustomed to look upon the shackled form of a conquered monster, but there - there you could look at a thing monstrous and free.
 

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Varsity Blues - Quotes

 Police Officer:
These kids there just running around wild these days. Them kids last night they stole a cop car.
Bar Man:
NO?
Police Officer:
Yes! And then they exposed theyselves!
Bar Man:
Exposed theyselves?
Police Officer:
Yes! They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.
 

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So I Married an Axe Murderer - Quotes

 Charlie Mackenzie:
Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
 

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