Failure to Launch  - Quotes

 Kit:
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula:
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit:
[sarcastically] Yeah!
 

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Undercover Brother  - Quotes

 Undercover Brother:
[Smart Brother tried to turn Undercover Brother into a white man expert by showing his various and random clips from white movies and t.v. shows. Undercover Brother begins screaming so they stop the clips] CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!
Smart Brother:
Are you alright?
Undercover Brother:
[pauses with a horrified look on his face] ... I... see... WHITE... people
 

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Living in Oblivion  - Quotes

 
[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]
Tito:
Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
Nick:
He doesn't have to be.
Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
Nick:
No, Tito, I...
Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
 



Film Geek  - Quotes

 Scotty Pelk:
I love movies more than anything. Movies let you be other people.
 

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Blade: Trinity  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Hannibal King:
In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride.
 

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Riding in Cars with Boys  - Quotes

 Beverly:
I swear, I haven't smiled in like a month. Your mom taking the kids to the movies was a great idea. Hey, shut the door.
Fay:
Okay. [see's Jason and Amelia roughhousing]
Fay:
You play nice, kids.
 

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Bowfinger  - Quotes

 Dave:
But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
Robert K. Bowfinger:
That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.
 

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Dot the I  - Quotes

 Kit Winter:
Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie.
Theo:
Yeah it is. Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um - Kevin Spacey in the end of, uh, Swimming With Sharks.
 

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The Wedding Planner  - Quotes

 Steve:
Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.
Mary:
Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
Steve:
What are you talking about?
 

Amazing Journey: The Story of The Who  - Quotes

 Pete Townshend:
Gustav Metzger comes in and shows movies of him with one young Yoko Ono, by the way, bursting through paintings with... You know, slashing at it with a sword, and a bunch of what looks like idiotic art students on the streets smashing up an old piano, and then tries to describe his thesis, which was that what we're doing is we're destroying our planet, and what art should do is reflect that destruction.
 

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Illusion  - Quotes

 Stan:
People end up in movies they never expected to be in.
 

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Phone Booth  - Quotes

 
[the Caller cocks his gun]
The Caller:
Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
 

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Shakespeare in... and Out  - Quotes

 Harold Asailian, Jr.:
When we first met, you told me you had a "career plan". Could you talk about that now?
Rich Longfellow:
Sure. I figure I'll do a couple more adult videos. Then I'll do some major movies here in Hollywood. Then I figure in about six months, Shakespeare at the Old Globe in London, England!
 

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True Romance  - Quotes

 Clarence Worley:
It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Well, enough about the King, how 'bout... how 'bout you?
Lucy:
How 'bout me what?
Clarence Worley:
How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?
Lucy:
What are we gonna see?
Clarence Worley:
A Sonny Chiba triple feature. The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter, and Sister Streetfighter.
Lucy:
Who's Sonny Chiba?
Clarence Worley:
Who is Sonny Chiba? He is... he is bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies today.
Lucy:
You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Worley:
Three kung fu movies.
 

Get Shorty  - Quotes

 
[after Chili beats up Bear]
Chili Palmer:
Bear, look at me. You tell your boss I don't ever want to see him again. And that means he's got to be nowhere near me, Karen, or Harry. You understand? [Bear nods]
Chili Palmer:
Okay, get up. What are you hanging around that guy for, anyway? I mean, you were in the movies, right? You were a stuntman. What's he ever done that he can talk about? You okay?
Bear:
Not too bad.
Chili Palmer:
How about when you fell down the stairs?
Bear:
Pulled my quadriceps.
Chili Palmer:
So how many movies you been in, anyway?
Bear:
About sixty.
Chili Palmer:
No shit. What were some of them?
 

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The 40 Year Old Virgin  - Quotes

 Andy Stitzer:
I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
David:
There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
David:
Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...
Andy Stitzer:
That's nice.
David:
But it stars Jack Black Cock.
Andy Stitzer:
That makes sense.
 

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Crap Shoot: The Documentary  - Quotes

 Randy Burtch:
Things that we miss everyday, like humor, excitement, justice and even hope. You know, that's missing in the movies today.
 

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The Powerpuff Girls  - Quotes

 Buttercup:
[imitating the Professor] Remember, girls, it's where all movies came from.
Blossom:
[joking] No, they didn't. They came from cans.
 

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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice  - Quotes

 Rev. Hollings:
The bible tells us that one must become of a little child to find the path from sin. Yet there are some in our midst who feel that by taking on the poor, homeless victims of this tragedy, we are condemning ourselves to the same fate. Well, it is just as bad to find evil where it does not dwell... as to fail to see it where it does. It is our level of permissiveness that killed our neighbors. Heavy metal music blaring out its profane message to the waiting ears of our impressionable children. Movies are filled with violence! Blood and bodies, *naked* bodies, writhing together, glorifying fornication! We are undone by our grievous animal desires. That is why we must look into ourselves to see if there is evil. Because that is where the evil lurks. Evil! Evil that's just waiting to rise up and seize the day!
 

Cecil B. DeMented  - Quotes

 Fidget:
Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?
 

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Bamboo Shark  - Quotes

 Brooks:
You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.
 

Celebrity  - Quotes

 Lee Simon:
One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
 

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The Hamiltons  - Quotes

 Kitty Davies:
[watching a horror movie] Turn it off! Turn it off!
Darlene Hamilton:
It's just a movie, sweetheart. I thought you liked this kind of stuff?
Kitty Davies:
I do. It's just these movies are too real sometimes.
Wendell Hamilton:
Kitty, if monsters were real they'd be a lot different than they are on TV.
 

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Jeepers Creepers  - Quotes

 Trish:
You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.
 

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Frailty  - Quotes

 Young Adam:
Let's go see Meatballs.
Young Fenton:
Nah. I'm gonna go see 'The Warriors'
Young Adam:
But uh, that's rated 'R'!
Young Fenton:
We'll sneak in. Or you don't have to come.
Young Adam:
Aw, come on Fenton. You know I don't like to see movies by myself. Please?
Young Fenton:
Goodnight Adam.
 

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The Opposite of Sex  - Quotes

 Dedee Truitt:
I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this, but in real life, you wouldn't be sitting next to her either.
 

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The Simpsons Movie  - Quotes

 Ticker:
Watch 'Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?' on FOX. That's right, we even advertise our shows during movies now.
 

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Michael Moore Hates America  - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
Michael Moore:
I'm not in anyone's movies other than my own. [a list of other people's movies he's been in scrolls up]
 

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Ed Wood  - Quotes

 Dolores Fuller:
You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares! These movies are terrible!
 

The Cure  - Quotes

 Erik:
Why can't I go see Dad?
Gail:
[thinks for a moment] Well, call him. If he says "yes," I'll put you on the next plane. You know, you and his little friend Cindy could go to the movies and get in for half price.
Erik:
She's 23, Mom.
Gail:
Oh, amazing. Old enough to drink.
Erik:
Yeah, but she doesn't.
 

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Diary of the Dead  - Quotes

 Tracy Thurman:
Can somebody please explain to me why girls in scary movies always have to, like, fall down and lose their shoes and shit? It's totally lame. And why do we always have to get our dresses torn off?
Ridley Wilmott:
Actually, I'm looking forward to that part.
 

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Queens Logic  - Quotes

 Jeremy:
So why do you stay in Brooklyn?
Eliot:
Queens. I stay in Queens.
Jeremy:
Oh, right. Sorry. It's just that your friends... they're like those guys in movies that are always from Brooklyn, you know? The Bronx. [Eliot gets up to leave]
Jeremy:
Why do you keep running away from me? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Eliot:
I'm not running away from you - I don't like you. I don't like what you say, and I don't like the way you talk about my friends. I am simply incapable of tolerating your bullshit. I know what you're thinking: here's this poor, repressed faggot from the boroughs who needs to get laid, and you know what? You're right. But I don't like you. Now if you follow me back into that party, I'm gonna tear off your arm and beat you down the fucking street with it. Goodbye, and goodnight.
 

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Grand Canyon  - Quotes

 Davis:
There's so much rage going around we're damn lucky we have the movies to help us vent it.
 

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AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to George Lucas  - Quotes

 George Lucas:
In the end, I think I make movies because I have to. Movies are my life. If I wasn't making movies, I wouldn't be alive. I mean, I wouldn't know what to do.
 

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The Net  - Quotes

 Angela:
I just don't, I don't understand. Why me? Why me? I am nobody. I am nothing. They knew, they knew everything about me. They knew. They knew what I ate, they knew what I drank, they knew what movies that I watch, they knew, they knew, they knew what, where I was from, they knew what cigarettes I used to smoke, and, and, and everything they, they did, they must have watched on the, on the Internet, I don't know, watched my credit cards? Our whole lives are on the computer, and they knew, they knew that I could be vanished. They knew that nobody would care, that nobody would understand, and that you would, that it wouldn't matter anymore.
 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
Have you ever had a date?
Waldo:
I got close once. I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny.
Steve Urkel:
You mean Hickey Vicky?
Waldo:
Yeah, but I was so nervous when I asked her out that before she could answer, I barfed all over her shoes.
 

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Midnight Movie  - Quotes

 Mario:
You know, they say scary movies are an aphrodisiac.
Samantha:
If you get turned on by this, we're breaking up.
 

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Southland Tales  - Quotes

 Krysta Now:
Well, in my first six movies I was just "Krysta." You know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business, I added the "Now."
Cyndi Pinziki:
Wow.
Krysta Now:
Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna fuck me, you can fuck me... now.
 

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Crap Shoot: The Documentary  - Quotes

 Michael Hauge:
See movies are not successful because they are interesting to watch. They are successful when they are emotionally involving to be a part of.
 

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Love the Hard Way  - Quotes

 Jack:
What kind of movies do you prefer, the ones with the sad endings or the happy ones?
Claire:
The sad ones definitely. I like movies that make me cry.
Jack:
Then you're with the right guy.
 

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Friends  - Quotes

 Joey Tribbiani:
[upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
 

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Chaplin  - Quotes

 Charlie Chaplin:
[leaving a screening of one of his movies during the Depression, Chaplin and his wife are surrounded by homeless people. They ask for his autograph and he obliges them. As they leave, he sighes] I wish they'd asked me for my money.
 

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Fall of a Saga  - Quotes

 Letter to Lucas:
My children have been entertained by your movies for years. Had it not been for your work, I'm sure that my husband and I would never have had sex again.
 

Camel Cricket City  - Quotes

 Heather:
Some girl friends and I wanted to go to the movies. Can we go?
Eva:
Sure I don't see why...
Greg:
Going to the movies isn't going to make you ready to be a woman.
 

Inside Deep Throat  - Quotes

 Harry Reems:
The last few movies I did, I could even stand up... I was so drunk I did 'em sitting down... just sitting and doing dialog... I would get drunk, show up, work, someone would take me home and I'd drink some more... It was a blur, it was all a blur.
 

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