Russell Franklin: Hey, an AGA mask! Did some wreck diving in one of these off the coast of Spain. Tourist thing, you know. You like wreck diving? Carter Blake: It's okay. Russell Franklin: Come on, I bet you're really good at it! Carter Blake: We're on the water. Whole cat-and-mouse thing don't float. You're the man, right? Russell Franklin: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the man. Carter Blake: Well, the man's always got a file. What's it say? Russell Franklin: Two years, Leavenworth, smuggling. Carter Blake: How'd you make your money? You're the first rich guy in history who's squeaky-clean? Russell Franklin: You do understand my concern, right? Carter Blake: Look, I got a workable deal here. I don't make waves, I meet the terms of my parole. I'm not out to change the world like the doc, and I'm not out to wreck it either.
Doyle: Really big sunglasses. Cop: Bike horn. Doyle: Small mouth bass Cop: Bowling Pin Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap. Cop: Rubber Chicken. Mask: A little to the left... that's it. Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses? Mask: I've never seen those before in my life. Cop: Bazooka? Mask: I have a permit for that. Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What? Mask: Uh-oh. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch! Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly] Mask: That's gotta hurt. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Get'em! [looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother] Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Doyle!
Ernie: [making speech and as he does, the mouse is within the podium. Ernie tries to crush it with the gavel, and yells out words as he hits the gavel] When Quincy Thorpe of the Historical society told us the value of this house, you, uh, could have KNOCKED us over with a feather! We, uh, we didn't know what HIT US! The house was in terrible disrepair, but it wa snothing that a few NAILS... and some old fashioned elbow grease couldn't fix.
Dean Stanton: What did you do? John Coffey: I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse. Gonna live in a mouse city. Down in... Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Florida? John Coffey: [John nods] John Coffey: Boss Percy bad. He mean. He stepped on Del's mouse. I took it back though.
Lars Smuntz: [they are trying to vacuum up the mouse, they instead are vacuuming up sewage] Damn, that mouse stinks! Ernest Smuntz: Dead animals always do. Lars Smuntz, Ernest Smuntz: [they start laughing maniacally]
Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks! Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks?
Tanya Mousekewitz: [singing to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner] Oh say can you see... You're on a mouse trap? Cat R. Waul: [panicky] No, no, no, stop! You'll crush the diva!
T.R. Chula: [singing] The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head.
Boy with Mouse: Can you help my mouse. I think hes sick. Tony: Sure. I make him good as new. [Throws out dead mouse and puts in a new one] Tony: Here ya go kid. He just needed a new liver. Boy with Mouse: How much? Tony: How much you got?
Mr. Stout: Taxi! What does a mouse have to do to get a cab in this city?
Anton, the stuck-up bully: How did that stupid mouse get in my sail? George Little: He's not a stupid mouse! Anton, the stuck-up bully: You're right; He's a stupid rat!
Genie: Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp! Scrooge McDuck: Can you keep quiet at all? Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small. Scrooge McDuck: Oh, all right! [lets the genie out] Genie: Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town! Scrooge McDuck: Guess again. [puts genie in a little plant] Scrooge McDuck: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp. Genie: But what if I win the door prize?
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here [puts hand up in the air] George: and start livin' down here? [puts hand down low] Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here [puts his hand out to the side] Mahalik: and start livin' over there? [puts his hand to the other side] CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though. Mahalik: For what? CJ: Mice. Mahalik: I thought she had rats? CJ: No, rate are out side, mice are inside. Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'. Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool! CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha! George: Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...
Bill Haverchuck: Mouse Trap! I win! Neal Schweiber: Congratulations, Bill. Maybe you can get the school to start a team.
Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that! Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake? Russell Hammond: Yes.
[Blind Mouse is on Shrek's shoulder, sniffing] Blind Mouse: I found some cheese. [Blind Mouse bites Shrek in the ear] Shrek: Ow! Blind Mouse: Ugh! Awful stuff.
Captain Hadley: If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.
Sarah Newman: What kind of apprenticeship is this, exactly? The ad wasn't very clear. Jamie Cyrus: Oh, I'm sorry. An apprentice for a sorceress. Sarah Newman: I see. And that would make me...? Jamie Cyrus: Like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Sarah Newman: Oh, whoa, look at the time!
Lars: [the two have the mouse and are about to crush him with a fire poker] Ernie, he's a living thing! Ernie: Not for long! Give me that! [he tries to whack it, but can't] Ernie: I CAN'T! [sobs] Ernie: I can't hit him with a fire poker, it just isn't very sportsmanlike! Lars: Ernie, we'd better do something quick; I think he's coming to! Ernie: [the next shot shows that they are taking the mouse in a box to the post office] Ah, I forgot to put *holes* in the box! [chuckles evilly]
Heather Donahue: [Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor, slowly zooming in on it as she speaks] What could of killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch? Michael Williams: [off screen] How about God?
[as cartoon mice] Roy Knable: Boy, this is strange! Helen Knable: Strange? I'm a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes. The word "strange" is somewhat lacking.
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