Vincent: They project onto you their flaws, what they don't like about themselves. I had a father like that. Max: Mothers are worse. Vincent: Wouldn't know. My mother died before I remember her. Max: What about your father? Vincent: Hated everything I did. Got drunk, beat me up. In and out of foster homes, that kinda thing. Max: And then? Vincent: I killed him. I was twelve. [pauses, then laughs] Vincent: I'm kidding. He died of liver disease. Max: Well, I'm sorry. Vincent: No, you're not.
Ira Hayes: Hank wasn't in the picture. Bud Gerber: Sorry? Ira Hayes: Hank didn't raise that flag. He raised the other one. The real flag. Bud Gerber: The what? The real... the real flag? There's a *real* flag? John "Doc" Bradley: Yeah, ours was the replacement flag. We put it up when they took the other one down. Bud Gerber: Am I the only one getting a headache here? You know about this? Keyes Beech: It was after it was already in the papers. The mothers had already been told by then. Bud Gerber: Aw, that's it, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, why tell me? I'm only the guy that has to explain it to a hundred and fifty million Americans. Who is in the goddamn picture? Are *any* of you guys in the goddamn picture? Ira Hayes: Yeah, we're in the goddamn picture. Bud Gerber: Six guys raising a flag over Iwo Jima. Victory is ours. You're three of them, right? John "Doc" Bradley: This was the fifth day, sir. The battle went on for thirty-five more. Bud Gerber: Well, what'd you do, raise a goddamn flag every time you stopped for lunch? Ira Hayes: [whispers to Bradley] Can I hit this guy?
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! Ron Burgundy: Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.
Coraline Jones: [on the "Other" Mother] Why does she want me? Cat: She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn't her. Or, maybe she'd just love something to eat. Coraline Jones: Eat? That's ridiculous, mothers don't eat... daughters. Cat: I don't know. How do you taste? [chuckles]
Tom Wingo: [narrating] We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.
SDI Skeer: You are here because you could not be trained to become men by the mothers of America.
[With Otis at the airport] Max: (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
Gus: You know what, lady? I'd like to tie you to the back of a fucking truck. Rose: You don't have the balls. [Gus leaps up from his chair toward Rose and is intercepted by Lloyd] Lloyd: Don't do it! It's not worth it. Gus: I fucking hate her, Lloyd! Lloyd: I know, I know. Gus: What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
[after their narrow escape, Izzy cheers wildly, then rounds on O'Connell] Izzy: [furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed! Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot. [Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses] Evelyn: Izzy, thank you! Thank you! Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh? Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff. Monique Vasquez: I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.
Mary Ann: [the mothers are discussing Ronnie] He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy. Sarah Pierce: [sarcastically] You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.
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