Zora Neale Hurston  - Quotes

 And I can't die easy thinking maybe the menfolks white or black is making a spit cup out of you. Have some sympathy for me. Put me down easy, Janie, I'm a cracked plate. 

Tags: grandmothers   janie   mothers     


Kate Gosselin  - Quotes

 Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.

Kate: They're not 'gubs' they're 'gloves'

Aaden and Leah try and say gloves

Leah: Gloves!

Kate: Good job!

Aaden: Gubs!

Kate: No
 

Tags: children   family   gloves   motherhood   mothers   parenting     
Amy Sedaris  - Quotes

 My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. 

Tags: advice   life   mothers     


Ellen DeGeneres  - Quotes

 My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is. 

Tags: exercise   family   grandmothers   grandparents   humor   walking     
Nella Larsen  - Quotes

 I think being a mother is the cruelest thing in the world.  

Tags: motherhood   mothers     
Patrick White  - Quotes

 It was Sunday, and Mumma had gone next door with Lena and the little ones. Under the pepper tree in the yard Pa was sorting, counting, the empty bottles he would sell back: the bottles going clink clink as Pa stuck them in the sack. The fowls were fluffing in the dust and sun: that crook-neck white pullet Mumma said she would hit on the head if only she had the courage to; but she hadn't. 

Tags: bottles   children   fathers   fowls   mothers   recycling   sundays   trees     
Collateral  - Quotes

 Vincent:
They project onto you their flaws, what they don't like about themselves. I had a father like that.
Max:
Mothers are worse.
Vincent:
Wouldn't know. My mother died before I remember her.
Max:
What about your father?
Vincent:
Hated everything I did. Got drunk, beat me up. In and out of foster homes, that kinda thing.
Max:
And then?
Vincent:
I killed him. I was twelve. [pauses, then laughs]
Vincent:
I'm kidding. He died of liver disease.
Max:
Well, I'm sorry.
Vincent:
No, you're not.
 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? (Just to give you an idea, Proust's reply was 'To be separated from Mama.') I think that the lowest depth of misery ought to be distinguished from the highest pitch of anguish. In the lower depths come enforced idleness, sexual boredom, and/or impotence. At the highest pitch, the death of a friend or even the fear of the death of a child. 

Tags: anguish   children   death   fear   friends   idleness   impotence   misery   mothers   proust     
Flags of Our Fathers  - Quotes

 Ira Hayes:
Hank wasn't in the picture.
Bud Gerber:
Sorry?
Ira Hayes:
Hank didn't raise that flag. He raised the other one. The real flag.
Bud Gerber:
The what? The real... the real flag? There's a *real* flag?
John "Doc" Bradley:
Yeah, ours was the replacement flag. We put it up when they took the other one down.
Bud Gerber:
Am I the only one getting a headache here? You know about this?
Keyes Beech:
It was after it was already in the papers. The mothers had already been told by then.
Bud Gerber:
Aw, that's it, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, why tell me? I'm only the guy that has to explain it to a hundred and fifty million Americans. Who is in the goddamn picture? Are *any* of you guys in the goddamn picture?
Ira Hayes:
Yeah, we're in the goddamn picture.
Bud Gerber:
Six guys raising a flag over Iwo Jima. Victory is ours. You're three of them, right?
John "Doc" Bradley:
This was the fifth day, sir. The battle went on for thirty-five more.
Bud Gerber:
Well, what'd you do, raise a goddamn flag every time you stopped for lunch?
Ira Hayes:
[whispers to Bradley] Can I hit this guy?
 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  - Quotes

 Champ Kind:
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth:
Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!
Ron Burgundy:
Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.
 

Tags: Will Quotes   Food Quotes   Mothers Quotes     
Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. 

Tags: boxes   cardboard   gifts   mothers   recycling     
Stephen Fry  - Quotes

 My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those. 

Tags: birth   homosexuality   humor   mothers     
Coraline  - Quotes

 Coraline Jones:
[on the "Other" Mother] Why does she want me?
Cat:
She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn't her. Or, maybe she'd just love something to eat.
Coraline Jones:
Eat? That's ridiculous, mothers don't eat... daughters.
Cat:
I don't know. How do you taste? [chuckles]
 

Tags: Love Quotes   Love Quotes   Mothers Quotes     
The Prince of Tides  - Quotes

 Tom Wingo:
[narrating] We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.
 

Stateside  - Quotes

 SDI Skeer:
You are here because you could not be trained to become men by the mothers of America.
 

Tags: Men Quotes   Men Quotes   Mothers Quotes     
Kicking and Screaming  - Quotes

 
[With Otis at the airport]
Max:
(To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
 

Tags: Mothers Quotes     
The Ref  - Quotes

 Gus:
You know what, lady? I'd like to tie you to the back of a fucking truck.
Rose:
You don't have the balls. [Gus leaps up from his chair toward Rose and is intercepted by Lloyd]
Lloyd:
Don't do it! It's not worth it.
Gus:
I fucking hate her, Lloyd!
Lloyd:
I know, I know.
Gus:
What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
 

John Irving  - Quotes

 When Jack Burns needed to hold his mother's hand, his fingers could see in the dark. 

Tags: mothers   sons     
Jodi Picoult  - Quotes

 My mother... she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. 

Tags: daughters   love   mothers     
Abraham Lincoln  - Quotes

 All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. 

Tags: mothers     
Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 One of the questions asked by al-Balkhi, and often repeated to this day, is this: Why do the children of Israel continue to suffer? My grandmother Dodo thought it was because the goyim were jealous. The seder for Passover (which is a shame-faced simulacrum of a Hellenic question-and-answer session, even including the wine) tells the children that it's one of those things that happens to every Jewish generation. After the Shoah or Endl 

The Mummy Returns  - Quotes

 
[after their narrow escape, Izzy cheers wildly, then rounds on O'Connell]
Izzy:
[furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
Rick:
[shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot. [Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses]
Evelyn:
Izzy, thank you! Thank you!
Izzy:
[considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick:
Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
 

Tags: Heir Quotes   Hell Quotes   Mothers Quotes     
The Game Plan  - Quotes

 Joe Kingman:
You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique Vasquez:
I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.
 

Tags: Mothers Quotes     
Little Children  - Quotes

 Mary Ann:
[the mothers are discussing Ronnie] He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy.
Sarah Pierce:
[sarcastically] You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.
 

Tags: Mothers Quotes     
J.M. Barrie  - Quotes

 It is the custom of every good mother after her children are asleep to rummage in their minds and put things straight for next morning, repacking into their proper places the many articles that have wandered during the day. If you could keep awake (but of course you can 

Tags: children   mothers   thoughts     
June Ahern  - Quotes

 Doomed to Hell. Every last one of you. 

Tags: daughters   immigrants   mothers   mystery   scotland     
Rick Bragg  - Quotes

 This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven. 

Tags: babies   grandmothers   heaven   stars     
Milan Kundera  - Quotes

 Tereza's mother never stopped reminding her that being a mother meant sacrificing everything. Her words had the ring of truth, backed as they were by the experience of a woman who had lost everything because of her child. Tereza would listen and believe that being a mother was the highest value in life and that being a mother was a great sacrifice. If a mother was Sacrifice personified, then a daughter was Guilt, with no possibility of redress. 

Tags: daughters   guilt   mothers   sacrifice     
Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. 

Tags: beds   family   housekeeping   mothers     
Rosemary Clement-Moore  - Quotes

 Is Lisa going to the prom?'

I shelved my worries for the moment. 'I don't know, Mom. We don't talk about the You-Know-What. We made a pact.'

You could go together, if you didn't want to mess with dates and things.'

I don't want to mess with the prom at all, Mom.'

She ignored me, placidly eating popcorn, piece by piece.'Some girls in my high school class did that and had a wonderful time. They weren't lesbians or anything. Not that it would matter if they were.'

That's nice, Mom. I'm glad you're so open-minded.' I grabbed my Coke and the popcorn bowl and headed for the stairs, because I could go my whole life without ever hearing my mother talk about lesbians again.

Maybe you could take Justin to the prom,' she called after me, laughter in her voice. 'He is such a hottie.'

Shoot me now.
 

Tags: humor   mothers   prom     
Marguerite Duras  - Quotes

 Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met. 

Tags: mothers     
Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 When your mother asks,  

Tags: family   humor   mothers     
Nike  - Quotes

 YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE



YOUR MOTHER UNLESS SHE IS



WHO YOU WANT TO BE. YOU DO NOT HAVE



TO BE YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER, OR YOUR



MOTHER'S MOTHER'S MOTHER, OR EVEN



YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S MOTHER ON YOUR



FATHER'S SIDE. YOU MAY INHERIT THEIR



CHINS OR THEIR HIPS OR THEIR EYES, BUT



YOU ARE NOT DESTINED TO BECOME THE



WOMEN WHO CAME BEFORE YOU, YOU ARE



NOT DESTINED TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. SO IF



YOU INHERIT SOMETHING, INHERIT THEIR



STRENGTH. IF YOU INHERIT SOMETHING, IN-



HERIT THEIR RESILIENCE. BECAUSE THE ONLY



PERSON YOU ARE DESTINED TO BECOME IS



THE PERSON YOU DECIDE TO BE.



 

Tags: daughters   grandmothers   mothers     
Sherman Alexie  - Quotes

 When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.



And so, laughing and crying, we said good-bye to my grandmother. And when we said goodbye to one grandmother, we said good-bye to all of them.



Each funeral was a funeral for all of us.



We lived and died together.



All of us laughed when they lowered my grandmother into the ground.



And all of us laughed when they covered her with dirt.



And all of us laughed as we walked and drove and rode our way back to our lonely, lonely houses.
 

Tags: death   grandmothers     
Amy Tan  - Quotes

 She would be quiet at first. Then she would say a word about something small, something she had noticed, and then another word, and another, each one flung out like a little piece of sand, one from this direction, another form behind, more and more, until his looks, his character, his soul would have eroded away . . . I was afraid that some unseen speck of truth would fly into my eye, blur what I was seeing and transform him from the divine man I thought he was into someone quite mundane, mortally wounded with tiresome habits and irritating imperfections. 

Tags: mothers   relationships     
Lois McMaster Bujold  - Quotes

 His master plan to get them all out the door early met its first check of the day when he opened his closet door to discover that Zap the Cat, having penetrated the security of Vorkosigan House through Miles's quisling cook, had made a nest on the floor among his boots and fallen clothing to have kittens. Six of them.

Zap ignored his threats about the dire consequences of attacking an Imperial Auditor, and purred and growled from the dimness in her usual schizophrenic fashion. Miles gathered his nerve and rescued his best boots and House uniform, at a cost of some high Vor blood, and sent them downstairs for a hasty cleaning by the overworked Armsman Pym. The Countess, delighted as ever to find her biological empire increasing, came in thoughtfully bearing a cat-gourmet tray prepared by Ma Kosti that Miles would have had no hesitation in eating for his own breakfast. In the general chaos of the morning, however, he had to go down to the kitchen and scrounge his meal. The Countess sat on the floor and cooed into his closet for a good half-hour, and not only escaped laceration, but managed to pick up, sex, and name the whole batch of little squirming furballs before tearing herself away to hurry and dress.
 

Tags: kittens   mothers     
Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply.  

Tags: humor   mothers     
Robin McKinley  - Quotes

 The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-handling freak-- is that she's the real thing. She may have a slight problem seeing other people's points of view, but she's honest about it. She's a brass-bound bitch because she believes she knows best. I'm a brass-bound bitch because I don't want anyone getting close enough to find out what a whiny little knot of naked nerve endings I really am.  

Tags: humor   magic   mothers     
Margaret Sanger  - Quotes

 The mother memories that are closest to my heart are the small gentle ones that I have carried over from the days of my childhood. They are not profound, but they have stayed with me through life, and when I am very old, they will still be near . . . Memories of mother drying my tears, reading aloud, cutting cookies and singing as she did, listening to prayers I said as I knelt with my forehead pressed against her knee, tucking me in bed and turning down the light. They have carried me through the years and given my life such a firm foundation that it does not rock beneath flood or tempest. 

Tags: motherhood   mothers     
Muhammad Yunus  - Quotes

 When a destitute mother starts earning an income, her dreams of success invariably center around her children. A woman's second priority is the household. She wants to buy utensils, build a stronger roof, or find a bed for herself and her family. A man has an entirely different set of priorities. When a destitute father earns extra income, he focuses more attention on himself. Thus money entering a household through a woman brings more benefits to the family as a whole. 

Tags: mothers   poverty     
Teri Hall  - Quotes

 That's your mom, right? 

Tags: humor   mothers   pathik     
Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 If my mother's intention in whole or in part was to ensure that I never had to suffer any indignity or embarrassment for being a Jew, then she succeeded well enough. And in any case there were enough intermarriages and 'conversions' on both sides of her line to make me one of those many mischling hybrids who are to be found distributed all over the known world. And, as someone who doesn't really believe that the human species is subdivided by 'race,' let alone that a nation or nationality can be defined by its religion, why should I not let the whole question slide away from me? Why 

Tags: antisemitism   intermarriage   jews   mothers   nationality   race   religion     
Calvin Trillin  - Quotes

 The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. 

Tags: food   humor   mothers     
Booth Tarkington  - Quotes

 Mothers see the angel in us because the angel is there. If it's shown to the mother, the son has got an angel to show, hasn't he? When a son cuts somebody's throat the mother only sees it's possible for a misguided angel to act like a devil - and she's entirely right about that! 

Tags: mothers   sons     
Jodi Picoult  - Quotes

 Sometimes, mothers say and do things that seem like they don't want their kids... but when you look more closely, you realize that they're doing those kids a favor. They're just trying to give them a better life. 

Tags: children   mothers     
Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 When God Created Mothers 

Tags: children   family   humor   love   mothers   sadness     
Stephen Schwartz  - Quotes

 I believe if I refuse to grow old,

I can stay young 'til I die.
 

Tags: grandmothers   ireneryan   musical   pippin     
Neal Shusterman  - Quotes

 I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning. 

Tags: mothers     
Jacqueline Kelly  - Quotes

 But my mother's life was a never-ending round of maintenance. Not one single thing did she ever achieve but that it had to be done all over again, one day or one week or one season later. Oh, the monotony. 

Tags: mothers     
Neil Gaiman  - Quotes

 How do I know you'll keep your word? 

Tags: dark   humor   mothers     


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