Editor: Dear Ms. Corrine Mahern, we regret that we must decline to publish the three short stories you sent to us. 'Benny's Basketball' is strong narratively, but the depiction of your penis-waving retarded boy felt a little unkind. And isn't the title 'Separating Eggs For Flan' a bit obvious as a metaphor for your parents' divorce? Yet we confess that 'Skydiver' puzzled us most. Why would a beautiful, self-centered young lesbian jump out of a plane?
Benedicte Didier: Zombie for me metaphor for love, life, baby, adult, everything in-between and after, when you in the ground.
Joey Fingers: A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.
Bill Maher: Okay, we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today. His book is called My Brother Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you? Ray Pekurny: It's all in that book, ri-right thre.
Michael: I know what a bloody metaphor is, I got a degree too you know. Sarah: Oh please. You got a 3rd. They're hardly clamoring for your membership down at MENSA are they?
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