Jack McMullen: Jesus! How about a mercy flush...? Patrick McMullen: Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. Whatdja expect it to smell like...? Jack McMullen: Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers.
Principal: Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Billy clears his throat several times] Billy Madison: Uh... Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger. [Later] Billy Madison: So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. [Long pause] Billy Madison: Knibb High football rules! [the crowd erupts into cheers] Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
Dr. Guy Luthan: [is speaking on phone] Judith, it's Guy. Listen. I've been shot. Listen, they're hijacking people from the hospital and using them as some sort of research... I'm pretty sure that's what Triphase is, it's a kind of research program and someone at Grammercy is working for them! Listen, there's a cop, called Stone, call him, he might believe me, Judith please pick up...
Early Grayce: Got them both on the dead run. Adele Corners: No! No, no, no Early! Early Grayce: Come on, momma. [Walks over to Brian who is standing over the wounded cop] Early Grayce: Tell me that don't hurt. Here. [Hands Brian a gun while pointing another one at his head] Brian Kessler: What? Early Grayce: Gotta put that crippled dog out of his misery. You wanna know about it, you gotta do it, son. Shoot him. Come on, lay it on in there. Come on, mean boy. Come on, mean boy. Do it! Shoot him! Shoot the dog! Time to live, boy. Shoot him. Come on. Go! Go, mean boy. [Brian drops the gun] Early Grayce: You faggot. Brian Kessler: Look at his face! It's not your father. Look at him! Early Grayce: I know that, you idiot. That's police in a world of hurting. This here's a mercy killing. [He kills the cop] Carrie Laughlin: Oh God! Early Grayce: Let's hit the road.
Preacher: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?
Riker: Lieutenant Worf, the charges and specifications are one: Performing above and beyond the call of duty on countless occasions, and two, most seriously: Having earned the admiration and respect of the entire crew. Picard: Mr. Worf, I hereby promote you to the rank of Lieutenant-Commander, with all of the rights and priveleges thereto. May God have mercy on your soul.
Mary: Mercy House is a place that deals with all kinds of problems, like drug addiction and alcoholism to de-gayification and unwed mothers.
[a tape meant to be played after his bomb explodes] Dusan Gavrich: You will look at what I have done and say, Of course - why not - they are all animals. They have slaughtered each other for centuries. But the truth is, I'm not a monster. I'm a human man - I'm just like you, whether you like it or not. For years, we have tried to live together, until a war was waged on us, on all of us: a war waged by our own leaders. And who supplied the Serb cluster bombs, the Croatian tanks, the Muslim artillery shells that killed our sons and daughters? It was the governments of the West who drew the boundaries of our countries - sometimes in ink, sometimes in blood - the blood of our people. And now you dispatch your peacekeepers to write our destiny again. We can never accept this peace that leaves us with nothing but pain, pain the peacemakers must be made to feel. Their wives, their children, their houses and churches. So now you know, now you must understand. Leave us to find our own destiny. May God have mercy on us all.
[Elektra escorts Renard to a cell in Maiden's Tower where M is being held captive] Elektra King: [to Renard as she announces that she has captured M for him] Your present, courtesy of the late Mr. Bond. Renard: My executioner. M: Overpraise, I'm afraid. But my people will finish the job. Elektra King: Your people? Your people will leave you here to rot. Just like you left me- you and my father. M: [Getting up from a bench in the cell and walking towards the cell bars] Your father wasn't... Elektra King: [Interrupting M] MY FATHER WAS NOTHING! The kingdom he stole from my mother, the kingdom I will rightly take back. [Elektra walks towards the cell door and leaves. Renard closes the door behind her and walks towards M] M: I hope you're proud of what you did to her. Renard: I'm afraid it is you who deserve credit. When I took her, she was promise itself. And then you left her at the mercy of a man like me. You made that happen. For what? To get to me? She's worth fifty of me. M: For once, I agree with you. Renard: Yes. And now we both share a common fate. You will die along with everyone in the city. [Renard turns his back and walks towards a table with junk surrounding it] Renard: Along with the bright, starry, oil driven future of the West. [Renard reaches for an alarm clock and holds it in his hands] Renard: Since you sent your men to kill me, I've been watching time tick away, marching towards my own death. Now you can have the same pleasure. [Renard picks up a stool and totes them towards M's cell. He lays the alarm clock on top of the stool points at it] Renard: Watch these hands, M. By noon tomorrow, your time is up. And I guarantee you, I will not miss.
[Alferd Packer is at the courthouse, waiting for the verdict] Judge Melville B. Jerry: The defendant will rise. [Packer rises] Judge Melville B. Jerry: Alferd Packer, a jury of twelve honest citizens have sat in judgment on your case and have found you... guilty. [the courtroom buzzes with quiet chatter about the verdict] Judge Melville B. Jerry: Alferd Packer, the judgment of this court is that you be removed from hence to the jail of Hinsdale County, and then be taken to a place of execution prepared for this purpose, within the limits of the town of Lake City, and then and there be hung by the neck until you are dead, dead, dead. [Packer is aghast at this] Judge Melville B. Jerry: [smiling] And may God have mercy on your soul. [lowers the gavel once more, closing the proceedings]
Portia: The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath.
Cleon: [the Warriors have wrecked the Orphans] Bunch of lame motherfuckers! [the look up to see Mercy clapping from the balcony] Mercy: [Sarcastically] Good job. You guys are real tough. Real big shots. Cleon: What you say? Mercy: So where's their leader? Don't you wanna teach him a lesson too? Cleon: You got somethin' to say, say it! We ain't got time for your fucking games! Mercy: His name's Sully, alright? He's at Frank's Autobody working on his car. That dickhead thinks more 'bout that junkheap than he does about me and I don't like it! Cleon: [to the Warriors] Let's go! Stupid chick just sold out her man! Let's go wreck his ass! Mercy: Hey, you're welcome! I said, you're welcome, you jerks! Aw, screw you!
Reverend: May God have mercy on your Soul! Earlie Cuyler: Who's the sumbitch told you that?
Dean: We've been kicked out of our homes, we've been kicked out of our schools, and now we're being kicked out of Mercy House - there's nowhere left for us to go!
Daredevil: [Director's Cut Version] This is my confession, Father. Father Everett: [whispering] God's mercy is infinite. All you gotta do is ask. Daredevil: Everything I had has been taken from me. Now I'm supposed to ask for mercy. I don't ask for mercy - People ask me! Father Everett: Oh, is that a fact?
Judge: Ryan Harrison, a jury of your peers have found you guilty of murder. On August 12th at Stillwater Federal Prison you shall have your sentence carried out. You shall be executed buffet style: lethally injected, electrocuted, and placed before a firing squad. May God have mercy on your soul, you bastard you.
[1869, Benjamin and Caleb are burying a chest] Benjamin: What if someone digs it up? Caleb: [dramatically] May God have mercy on his soul.
Layton T. Montgomery: Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
Agamemnon: I see you're not hiding behind your high walls. Valiant of you. Ill-advised, but valiant. Hector: You come here uninvited. Go back to your ships and go home. Agamemnon: We've come too far, Prince Hector. Menelaus: Prince? What prince? What son of a king would accept a man's hospitality, eat his food, drink his wine, embrace him in friendship, and then steal his wife in the middle of the night? Paris: The sun was shining when your wife left you. Menelaus: She's up there, watching, isn't she? Good. I want her to watch you die. Agamemnon: Not yet, brother. Look around you, Hector. I brought all the warriors of Greece to your shores. Nestor: You can still save Troy, young prince. Agamemnon: I have two wishes. If you grant them, no more of your people need die. First, you must give Helen back to my brother. Second, Troy must submit to my command, to fight for me whenever I call. Hector: You want me to look upon your army and tremble? Well I see them. I see 50,000 men brought here to fight for one man's greed. Agamemnon: Careful boy, my mercy has limits. Hector: And I've seen the limits of your mercy and I tell you now, no son of Troy will ever submit to a foreign ruler. Agamemnon: Then every son of Troy shall die.
King Henry VIII: May God have mercy on Anne's soul.
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her? Mrs. Lovett: So it's you. Benjamin Barker Sweeney Todd: Where's Lucy? Where's my wife? Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, arsenic from the apothecary round the corner, I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't listen to me, and he's got your daughter. Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin? Mrs. Lovett: [nods] Adopted her like his own. Sweeney Todd: 15 years sweating, and living hell, for a false charge. 15 years dreaming I might come home to a wife and child. Mrs. Lovett: Well, I can't say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Barker. Sweeney Todd: No, not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd... and he will have his revenge.
King Richard: [taking Prince John's crown] You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority. Prince John: Oh please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham. Crowd: [coughs] Bullshit! Bullshit! King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench! [to the crowd] King Richard: From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns! Crowd: [cheers] Prince John: NOOOOOOOOOOO! King Richard: Take him away! Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.
Major Syrtis: They look like two moths, hovering around that light. Two moths. That's always haunted me. I must've been ten years old. Two little moths, sitting together on the window sill. I don't know why I did it. They were just sitting there, trying to stay alive. Just trying to enjoy their existence. And I just squished them. I wish I could go back, and change it. But I squished them. They never knew some larger force in the universe could show mercy on them. I wish I would have.
The Instructor: May there be mercy on man and machine for their sins.
[from trailer] Judge Turpin: [as he sentences boy prisoner] May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
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