Coneheads  - Quotes

 Beldar Conehead:
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster:
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead:
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster:
Ah.
 



The Simpsons Movie  - Quotes

 Lisa Simpson:
[Knocks on door] Good morning. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday morning, but I'm sure you're as worried about Lake Springfield as I am. [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]
Lisa Simpson:
Did you know that levels of mercury in Lake Springfield are higher than even... [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door]
Sweet Old Lady:
Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa Simpson:
Lake Springfield... [Door slams]
Lisa Simpson:
Oh.
 

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Off the Map  - Quotes

 Arlene:
You're up. You look much better. You got some color.
William Gibbs:
Mrs. Grodin...
Arlene:
Would you like to wash yourself? Would you? There's a pool in the stream above the goat pen.
William Gibbs:
Mrs. Grodin, I...
Arlene:
There's a junked Mercury out at the dump, same model as yours. I'm sure we can get a lot of parts.
William Gibbs:
I love you.
Arlene:
Oh. Well, that's nice.
 

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